Elle Fanning is probably not on the cry for attention…I looked her up on instagram and couldn’t find her so I guess she’s not that into fame whoring…and it seems, at least every time I leave my house, that girls just don’t wear bras, like showing their nipples, and like wearing little shorts…and Calvin Kleins….and I guess if I left my house…I’d be able to take it in, in everyday life…but instead I’ll look at pics of weirdo actresses, their weirdo actresses and sisters…and…whatever else this is…
This is my Australian girlfriend who doesn’t have sex with me, who doesnt want to have a Catfish experience with me, where we blindly fly her here to surprise her with a horrible basement apartment we share with my obese wife…it’s like hey hot girl from Australia, leave that beautiful setting, with beautiful people, to enter hell…I promise I’ll do posts on you….
Her name is Stephanie Mac …and like pretty much every Aussie model on instagram…is amazing…Seriously, I follow close to 4,000 random models who aren’t famous models on instagram and the Aussie girls are the ones that speak to my soul the most..
I don’t know why, but maybe it’s a Crocodile Dundee fetish from the 80s I just can’t shake…
Or maybe it’s because these girls just get it, and are just amazing…either way, here’s the first post of many on her, because I’m in love, even if it is one-sided..
Ronda Rousey is a professional fighter…that everyone loves because she always wins, but who I think is a prime example of dudes sexualizing anything with a vagina, even when they shouldn’t be sexualized, because there’s absolutely nothing hot about her, and the only people who are drawn to jerking off to her are either closet case dudes, or dudes with a weird fetish of being submissive to a girl who can beat them up…
She did Kimmel the other day.. doing some promo for her next fight…
Which is totally fine..she’s an athlete, celebrate that…it’s like this girl is a beast, looks like a beast…but we don’t need to doll her up or strip her down in Men’s magazines to come across like anything sexy or sexual…because she’s popular…
The other day Sports illustrated released this video of Ronda Rousey, the UFC Fighter…like she was hot..proof that if you have a pussy, if you’re successful and have a pussy, dudes are going to jerk off to you and want to see you naked…even when they probably shouldn’t…
That said, I’m ready for the lesbian sex tape, I’ve seen her fights and they are pretty close to that…just in too much clothes…oright…
Rita Ora is a Rihanna Impersonator who has been trying really to have a career of her own…
She reminds me of that Netflix documentary on back-up singers, who are actually more talented and skilled than the people they do back-up singing for, and in a lot cases, they care the hook of the song, which is what makes the song all the money it makes, but they just don’t have that star power…
Rita Ora…just doesn’t have that star power…
Sure she uses tactics like sheer tops, that you can see her nipple through on her instagram in a “LOOK AT ME, PLEASE LOOK AT ME”…when she’s not performing in lingerie like a stripper, you’d think she actually was, especially based on this “FACE TUNE” smoothing she’s done to her face in the pic…
She seems totally accessible, but like the accessible who gives you attitude when you approach her because she thinks she’s famous…making her a bit of a fucking joke…
But if the joke involves self shot panty flashes and see through shirts…showing off nipples…it’s a joke I’ll listen to and probably not laugh to, only because laughing is dumb…and I don’t believe in it…
Demi Lovato, who I thought was a Lesbian before Miley came out as a Lesbian last week….has been with Fes from that 70s Show, aka, the Hollywood Starlet De-virginizer – because when he was on the show…all the tweens would throw themselves at him…and he would take them because he was hispanic and that shit is normal…I mean girls start families at 16 where he’s from…since she was diagnosed Bi=Polar by her publicist as a good angle for her bad behavior..
We’ll, she’s doing the vegas bikini pool part tour now, and she’s looking good enough to look at..not that that means anything…
MY only Demi Lovato story is that Miley and Her have an underage sex tape that was shot in Nashville years ago, when they were both underage, and the reason she went crazy back when she was diagnosed bi-polar is because Miley said she would release it…
Apparently, the people who told me this story – had seen the video…from the person who shot the video..but that video will never be released…obviously…
But these bikini pics will, which is as exciting as this girl has been in a long time..
Angela Lindvall, despite her immigrant sounding name, is unlike most of the other topless models for fashion out there she’s straight from the slums of Oklahoma…an actual American model
#USA #MERICA #4thJuly
Here she is in Marie Claire France posing with exotic animals, which is always something that reminds me of late 80s fashion shoots I used to masturbate to…you know when models were models..and not just instagram hookers…
Speaking of hookers, this Angela Lindvall, is lucky she’s tall, because she’s 33 years old now….and has been in this model shit for a long fucking time….she started up at 14…you know another found in a bus station runaway story so much statutory rape stories are based…all underage and taken advantage of for sex offenders disguised as the fashion industry…where the money was too good to say no…but no different than being thrown into porn or escorting…
That said, she’s done Victoria’s Secret, SI, a bunch of campaigns…and now this. Fun.
It was Lindsay Lohan’s birthday…and despite being 29, not quite 30, her face turned 60..
Here she is blowing out candles…to celebrate that she’s still alive, when everyone just assume she’d be dead thanks to all the drugs and tantrums her entitled spoiled ass head….and I guess they were only half right…because she may still be alive, but her career isn’t…
But I still like her and because I’m considerate, I just keep on trying to keep her alive in your memory, even if she’s an unappreciative cunt that doesn’t fucking matter, despite the fact that she thinks she does…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER RUGGED FACE CLICK HERE
Andrew Kuykendall is a friend of the site…he’s also one of my favorite photographer’s out there…not that that is really saying much…you know eveyrone can capture an image…and there is so much fucking noise out there with instagram and iPhones…that everyone is a photographer…but I actually really like his pics..but I have no taste, or concept of quality…right…
That said, he shot these Amazing pics of pornstar KAYDEN KROSS for me…probably not his biggest job as he’s done a TON of different shoots…but they are pretty amazing pics of Kayden Kross…
And this recent shoot of his, unaffiliated to this site, with these babes Hannah and Julia…is hot hot…and good enough for the Fourth of July…
I spent my night trying to save a dog I saw running in the middle of the street…I ended up failing…but I learned a valuable lesson…that even when performing the innocent task of trying to save a stray or escaped dog running in the middle of the street…a gesture one would possibly call godly…you know like a hero…girls I approached and asked “have you seen a little dog”…react the same way as if I asked “Do you want me to eat your asshole”…
Meaning…I am always a creep, even when I’m not creeping..and that only makes me laugh, because the actual creeps are the ones who don’t look like creeps…
