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2015

21

Apr

Elsa Hosk is an Official VS Angel of the Day

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I remember Elsa Hosk when she first started modeling a few years ago….she was doing a lot of topless shit and was pretty fucking amazing to look at…She’s Swedish, I am a fan..and it was obvious that it was only a matter of time before the evil underwear giants at Victoria’s Secret scooped her up and robbed her of the desperation she once had…in doing all those topless shoots to get noticed by a brand like Victoria’s Secret….you know the career changer…

Well she booked a few gigs with them but now it’s apparently official, she is in a contract, an official angel..and the good news is that in this rebrand to be more fashion and babe oriented…the new styling of the images are good enough to jerk off to…a throwback to the 90s…because even evil empires can update and improve..after enough scrutiny…

So now, Elsa Hosk is too famous for you, but let’s face it..she was too famous for you even before she was a model..because you’re weird and deserve to be alone..

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2015

21

Apr

Hot Motorbike Ride and Other Videos of the Day

LAPD Don’t Like Being Filmed

Cop Slaps a Dude

House Floats Down Main Street

Naked Protesters of the Day

Gas Station Mayhem

Grandmother’s Rant of the Day

Scooter VS Cyclist…WTF

Black Man Buying a Gun Experiment

Live TV Fence Jump Fail

Elephant Kills a Motherfucker….Becasuse Motherfuckers Fuck with Elephants and Deserve to be Killed

Footballer Caught in the Dug Out…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My life is at the level of pathetic where I now try to create at dramatic curve, I either introduce them over text and try to make them jealous of each other, or I try to introduce my the over text message to have threeway sext, which ends with them hating each other and usually me, because this is a quick to market, easy to digest, disposable society….and in the end…my puppet mastering does more harm than good….and in the end…I still don’t get laid…there’s a pattern here…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Miley Cyrus and her Boyfriend are Over
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Amy Schumer Shows Letterman her Vagina
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Kylie Jenner Challenge Video
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Babes in Spots Bras
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The Tits of the Tribeca Festival
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Katie Cassidy – Bikini Slut
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Courtney Cox Tits are Engaged…
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Shitty Stunts of the Day
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Here’s some ass…
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Mike Myers’ Bought a 17 Million Dollar Apartment in NYC
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Very Uncomfortable bathign SUit
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The Man With the Voice of Satan
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Full House Revival is Happening
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LL Cool J Pictionary Fail
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Hot as Fuck Stunt Double of the Day
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These Girls are Better Than Escorts:
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

21

Apr

Emmanuelle Chriqui, Malin Akerman, Michelle Monaghan, Jennifer Akerman, and Nicol Paone in Bikinis of the Day

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This is what these stoners had to say:

HAPPY 420. I’m spending the morning of this should-be-national holiday by the pool with my 420 girls.

Nice that they incorporate a kid into the getting high…good partents…

Posted in:Emmanuelle Chriqui|Jennifer Akerman|Malin Akerman|Michelle Monaghan

2015

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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From the RatedXLife Snapchat…this bush in weed pants wearing a weed nuug as a bush hat is up on some Miley Cyrus shit..high concetp art..

As someone who doesn’t smoke weed, all you 420 idiots must die, but as someone who loves bush…I mean the kind of guy who makes girls I fuck grown out bush…I support everything bush….

Sometimes, I wish my life was more exciting than this snapchat pic…but then I remember broke, never leaving the house, drinking and napping all day…doesn’t pave the way for fun…

But these stepLINKS do…so here are some links…

No wait…here’s David Hasselhoff’s video people are still talking about..

Now here’s the stepLINKS

Big Fucking Tits
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Kim Jung Overcomes All
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Blake Lively….Cleavage…
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Bikini Slut of the Day
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Every Stormtrooper Battle Ever
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Paris Hilton is Coachella
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Teen Kills Teacher with Crossbow
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Megan Fox Ass in Leggings
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Slut of the Day
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Christina Aguilera Ass Implants
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Jared Leto as the Joker…
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Pug Snowboarding
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Wedding Dress Erotica
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Kesha in a White Dress
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Marloes Horst Pictures in a Bikini
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Another Slut of the Day
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Batman VS Superman Poster.
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Clever Marketing of the Day
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Dakota Fanning – for Nylon
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Why Sitting is Damaging You
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Calvin Harris is Allergic to Taylor Swift’s Pussies
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Kelly Brook’s Tits..at Coachella
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Amber Heard is Amazing
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Katie Cassidy in a Bikini
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Warren Sapp Giving the Police His Statement about Hookers is Amazing
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Jenna Dewan Tatum – Muddy Ass
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Cameraman Saves A Dude from Falling
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Kristina Brown is Off Life Support
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Game of Thrones Stunt Double…is Amazing…
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Poisonous Foods We Eat
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Vera Farmiga Naked in Never Forget
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Anne Hathaway Leggings of the Day
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Shitty Comic Book Trailer
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Vanessa Hudgens Cleavage
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Tyrese Twitter Fight..
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Rumer Willis Pokies
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The Public Ariana Grande and Big Sean Statement is Insane…
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Lady Gaga Squished Boobs
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Spider Crab Pyramid
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Dakota Fanning in a Dress
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Giorgio Armani Doesn’t Like it When Men Dress Too Gay….
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Rare Madonna Nudes
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Whores in Bikinis
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John Tavolta Defends Scientology…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girls With One Boob Out
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Find Girls Who Will Fuck You….
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Body Building Chick
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Robin Givens Naked for Playboy
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The 10 Hoottest Real Life Stoners
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Penis Disaster of the Day
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Sex in Mainstream Movies
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RUBBER PUSSY OF THE DAY !
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Girl in the Hot Tub
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Sex Toy Of the Day
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Girls Playing with her Tits…
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Free live sex without credit card
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Grandpa Balls
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5 Hot Czwch Girls
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Tessa Fowler Huge Tits
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Naked, Young, Amazing, Girls…Who Would Normally Be Working at Starbucks…Getting Naked…
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Kylie Jenner Challenge?
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Big Tits Pawn’s Her Pussy
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Weirdest Sex Toy Demo
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I LIKE MY GIRLS Girls Naked and Stoned…No Not That Kind of Stoned…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

20

Apr

Cop Doesn’t Want to Shoot a Suspect and Other Videos of the DAy

Hillbilly Fight in Appalachia…and Other Videos of the Day

Circus Workers Attack Animal Rights Protesters

Girl Flirts – then Robs

Baltimore Cop Breaks Suspects Spine…

Buffalo VS Chinese School

Idiot Gets Killed….Because He Doesn’t See Bus

Car Pile Up

Teacher Fights Female Student

COuple Gets Pretty Freaky on a Patio…in North Carolina…

Warren Sapp on His Hookers….Amazing

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

20

Apr

Rihanna Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

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Rihanna did a little self produced bikini photoshoot for social media…because Rihanna loves being half naked in pictures…it is a good kind of attention that must remind her of when she was prostituting herself in barbados at the Karaoke bars the rich British men went….before miraculously landing a record deal and becoming Rihanna….

There’s a back story here…I just don’t know what it is…but at least in the mean time she gives us glimspes into her core personality…that of a girl…who likes being watched….while half naked…and as a guy who likes to watch half naked….that works for me…unfortunately…Rihanna doesn’t…because if she did….I’d probably not be wasting time posting on her bikini pics for instagram…but instead spending all the money she makes me…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2015

20

Apr

Heather Locklear in a Bikini of the Day

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Heather Locklear wore a bikini…

I can only assume it is because her daughter is getting a lot of attention for being in a bikini …. THAT YOU CAN SEE HERE

And like all moms who were once hot as fuck, and really isn’t all that bad now, especailly for a 53 year old that has been destroyed by so many rockstars and actors in her LA stint…

She’s got something to prove, a little squeeze into the daughter’s yoga pants and grocery shop, or strip down into a bikini to show us how it is done, cuz some babe moms channel it into their daughters…and others…compete with them for men…and male attention…and none of their motivations matter…as long as they are both in bikinis so that I can live out my mother daughter fetish…that I know you probably have too…because how could you not want to bang the mom and daughter if she’s of age…it’s the whole foundation of who I am and what I do…and the reason I can’t get corporate advertisers…in a “DrunkenStepfather, that’s so creepy, like a fetish site for dudes who want to fuck their wive’s daughters”….if you know what I mean..

Posted in:Heather Locklear

2015

20

Apr

Christina Aguilera Big Tits Live of the Day

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Christina Aguilera lives…

I mean I didn’t expect her to go anywhere, partially because she’s too fat to get off the couch…and walk past the kitchen or bathroom…but mainly because she’s some trashy, over the top, hispanic-based girl who has been doing this for so long and who thinks she’s sent from heaven, because hispanics believe in heaven…to grace the world with her voice…

It’s like you know she tells people that “god gave me this voice, and I had to use it”…or shit like “My god given talent was meant to be heard”….making bitch think she’s one step away from god…like some kind of saint…when really she’s some marketed and exploited tween, who has since got implants, pregnant with multiple dudes, and who spend the bulk of her pop career being slutty…

It’s that kind of delusion that ruins a bitch…I mean coupled with overeating…making for these big momma tits…you probably want to bury yourself in…because I know that is what I want…I mean how could you not…she looks so cozy and fertile…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2015

20

Apr

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is one of those bad faced, hot body, crying for attention cunts who made too much money or at least had too much fame in being in that High School Musical shit…

There was a time when she was winning “Hottest Young Starlet” awards at award shows that don’t matter, but that were still televised and feeding lies to the people…but more importantly to her ego..

So, I went on a mission to make fun of her face, her botched nose job, pretty much everything I could…because girl needed to realize that she wasn’t hot…

I was fighting the fight, like Robin Hood, stealing from the rich to give to the poor, only I was making fun of the ugly that were told they were hot, so that they didn’t get an ego they already had thanks to their massive bank accounts and celebrity life…

Basically, it was a failed mission, one that had no real purpose other than to be a dick…and the reality is that now that’s she married, she’s not as ugly as I thought she was, and for some reason I want to give her the dick…even if it’s more of a clit..

I will not admit that I am a fan of this girl..I will not admit she’s hot…I will just admit that I want to fuck her and that’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale