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2023

19

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

They like to say that smoking weed makes you lazy, dumpy, uninspired, lethargic, they get fat, they are unmotivated….

Yet here we are the day before 4/20, the weed smoker’s Christmas….the weed smoker’s Christmas, or in this world of godless anti-Christians Halloween, all out there hustling nudes….like it’s a job, because it is a job, just not a shitty soulless conventional job, but rather a job we can all jack off to…

So all the weed haters out there, who don’t believe in weed, need to take a cold hard look at all these weed girls and celebrate how focused, motivated, inspired, and naked they are.

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2023

19

Apr

Lingerie Upskirt Forearm Stand and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Mounting the Horse

Underwater Dive

Slutty Van Girl

Waterpark Ass

Yoga Living

Tits on a Boat go Crabbing

Trying on Shoes

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

19

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Isn’t there a song called big girls don’t cry, because they are too busy eating?

I figure some of them should probably cry, because of how abusive they are to their bodies.

But that doesn’t mean they can’t be sexualized, anything with tits and at least one fuck hole can be sexualized by the right pervert…

Plus if you’ve ever seen a food addicted over eater at the all you can eat buffet and you hone in on her mouth, you can see just how skilled it is, how trained it is, and how solid it feel on your cock….unlike those skinny pitches who just puke up bile and re-eat it for sustenance, these fatties got strong fucking tongues and smell like baked goods and feces…HOT…

And some of us are into watching a long drawn out suicide, it’s a fetish, right….look how fat they are and how not dead they are yet….amazing….

Clearly society wants us fat, it’s normalized, so if you don’t hop in the fat vat of fat you’re just a FATPHOBIC and that’s shameful and will get you cancelled…

No Fat Chicks Allowed….is now NO SKINNY CHICKS ALLOWED….get out of her hotties, there’s a new species in town and they’re large…and easy to outrun, not so easy to escape once they mount you, but you may like that.

This is my FAT inclusive post…JERK OFF TO IT for the WOKE and for the INCLUSIVE….

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Posted in:Fatty

2023

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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What’s up you limp, porn addicted, low testosterone, dirty cloth wearing, skinny legged, skinny armed, big belly boys….

Has the world depleted you of all the manliness you ever had…from birth control party, to chemicals in your food, seed oils and chem trails?

Has all the jerking off depleted you of all your essence and life force?

Well why aren’t you stealing your daughter’s testosterone that hand out at her pre-school for her early life transition….

Oh you don’t have a daughter? Well someone you know must…..

Don’t let the weirdness of society that took being a man from you destroy you, make the weirdness of society make a man from you…..

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Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Sheer Top
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Rick Lovato’s Wife in a Bikini
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Paige Spiranac Covered in Golf Balls
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Snail Eats Strawberry
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Igniting a Shotgun with a Laser
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Charlie Sheen is Reuniting with Chuck Lorre
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Orca Slaps Stingray
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Food Scientist Analyses Every Ingredient in an Oreo
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20 People Have a shit Day
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2023

18

Apr

Denise Richards is Still Embarrassing Herself of the Day

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This just in Denise Richards, who early in her career, when you would have wanted to see her naked, was keeping that shit behind closed doors for the highest paying customers, not broadcasting it on the internet…is still out here embarrassing herself with her weird old lady sexy content you’d expect to find in the creepy mall photographer’s studio after hours, when he works on his creative projects with dumpy wives and crackheads looking for the 20 dollar stipend he provides….

I find it so weird that Denise Richards would hop onto OnlyFans when still collecting Child Support from Charlie Sheen….when she wasn’t even doing this kind of shit when she was relevant.

It’s a too little too late, too weird, but I guess never too late since I’d hate for her whore life to end in any other way…

This is basically the internet equivalent to working the pole, you know like when the hot club bartender of 20 years ago you used to over tip happens to be working the strip club all these years later so you buy a lap dance from her out of sympathy since she’s no longer what she used to be…and that’s AMAZING….

Sure, the pics aren’t amazing, but the bigger story, the bigger picture is fucking amazing!

Posted in:Denise Richards

2023

18

Apr

Iggy Azalea Underboob of the Day

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As fake as Iggy Azalea may be. From the whole white girl rapper who clearly just found a hook that worked and ran with it. Which is really what everyone or anyone with either a brand or a celebrity do, you find that one trick and you ride that shit as far as you can, until you have to do other tricks to get to the next level.

Otherwise, more people would be like me, never finding a hook or an angle, just treading water in a pool that keeps on filling up with more water, until eventually drowning and no one noticing. Works for me.

I am not comparing myself to Iggy Azalea, I am giving her props for being a sell out who committed to her hook, who even got what I assume is a fake ass to commit to her hook, it’s like a side show circus act that worked….

Despite thinking she was trash, not being into her gross body modifications, I’ve changed my opinion of her and that’s because she decided to do the OnlyFans cash grab. Reducing herself to a low level instagram chick trying to get paid. Likely making shit tons of money with it…and the whole thing is pretty wonderful.

Now, I don’t support OnlyFans personally, but I am glad there’s a marketplace that virgin losers women will never respect buy into this shit, because it triggers women to get naked or half naked, they all have a price, and that’s been proven over the last few years. Money is addictive and being a sugar baby or in Iggy’s case, a pop star MILF isn’t enough….GRAB THAT MONEY sexualizing yourself, it’s easy money.

So I respect the marketing angle, the creative vision, it’s good times and she suddenly looks hotter to me than she did with her dumpy ass in paparazzi pics over the years.

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2023

18

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants should make you want to dance…probably with yourself since you creep girls out…and more specifically with your penis…because dancing with your penis is a friendly and less sad way of saying you’re jerking off.

I get that everyone is so open and love talking about their jerking off, like it’s just a conversation piece to be had…”so the other night I was jerking off and this happened”….or “this morning I was jerking off and that happened”…but despite being a degenerate pervert, I liked it better when it was a simpler time and people pretended they didn’t jerk off. The lies, the shame, the keeping shit to themselves were not a bad thing…I don’t need to know about any of your bodily functions….and either do the ladies in tight pants that you’re jerking off to when they bring those tight pants to the grocery store just begging to be jerked off to…something you’re not allowed to say, because it’s the whole “she was wearing a short skirt’ rape argument they DO NOT ACCEPT IN COURT….

So everyone’s a pervert, every lady sexualizes herself, but if you sexualize her while she’s sexualizing herself, by jerking off to her ass behing hugged hard in tight pants, you’re the predator…NOT the person who put you into the state of mind to BE the predator they are blaming you of.

YES, you must be decent and respectable and respectful….but THIS IS THE INTERNET…just fucking take out all the rage, the batch you built up staring at the hot ass in line for 15 minutes because no one is judging you here, except me and no one cares what I think…and maybe your FED agent assigned to your built in front facing camera….BUT other than that….enjoy the tight pants the way they are designed to be enjoyed…

In conclusion, it’s almost TIGHT short weather, which like tight pants, gives you a 3-D rendering of the cunt and asshole only with less fabric and more exposed skin…

FUN.

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2023

18

Apr

Gideon Adlon Bikini of the Day

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Gideon Adlon, who we will assume is named after the Gideon bible because her ancestor is Hotelier Lorenz Adlon and all great hotels have a Gideon bible in the drawer, at least that’s been my experience in the hourly whore motels I’ve frequented. Nothing like a little light bible reading before getting AIDS on your face.

Anyway, she’s the daughter of the Voice of Bobby Hill, who we’ll assume doesn’t do the voice on demand since it probably annoys her despite all the nice things it has bought her, unless she’s one of those one trick ponies who thinks it’s hilarious that one of her dumb voices got her paid….you know she’s busted it out during sex A LOT to trip people out, or to excite dudes with a Bobby Hill fetish, nothing like fucking a girl from behind to close your eyes and hear Bobby Hill dirty talking….with a “harder, harder, harder….fill me up a make me a baby” or whatever you people dirty talk these days….

She’s also an actress in her own right, on TV shows and voicing video games, more than just the daughter to the voice of Bobby Hill….and IN A BIKINI too..

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Posted in:Gideon Adlon

2023

18

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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In a world of excess, where everyone goes over the fucking top on everything they do in efforts to get noticed, there is something comforting about something a little more manageable…

In a good things come in small packages, especially now that everyone is fat, a tiny tit, so long as it’s not on a fat chick, is a pretty hot thing to want to latch onto and say “MAMA, MAMA, MAMA” as you do….

I don’t need to endorse the Tiny Tits, because if you come to the site, and you don’t but if you did, you’d know I am a big fan of tiny tits, since like their big brothers, are still tits, just more manageable, less extreme, less sloppy and the girls with the not typically dumpy, sloppy or fat, which is a currency, a rare earth mineral these days and not just because they eat less than fat girls in these inflationary times, but that is a perk, isn’t.

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2023

18

Apr

Leni Klum’s Bikini Top of the Day

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Leni Klum is apparently at some event I’ll assume is Coachela since she’s an aspiring influencer model with a super famous and rich model mom.

I am not convinced that Leni Klum is a real person, I know they want us to believe that Heidi Klum spawned this little half Italian with the big tits for her tiny frame, raised her in the Seal Household where Heidi was likely fisted by Seal’s fist sized penis enough to make a bunch of babies with him, but none are as exciting as Leni, who has something to prove.

I am not convinced the Leni is real, sure she could be a product of eugenics, but her father they claim is her father looks like a garden gnome and her mother, well her mother is what I believe to be a Nazi experiment….

FURTHERMORE, there’s a whole movement of AI, AR, fake women on the internet seducing men thanks to technology. There are OnlyFans models, Instagram Infleuncers, Porn chicks ALL computer generated…so why wouldn’t Leni and her sex doll looking face be one of those. Heidi’s got the resources to make it happen and if the real LENIS is a 300 pounder, why wouldn’t she want her AVATAR out there living the best life…

Until I see her in person, in public, or know someone who has, she’s AI to me.

Here’s mommy doing some MILF bikini shit for the perverts into mommy / daughter fetishes, something they play off of, because most dudes are into Hot Mom/Daughters….

Posted in:Leni Klum