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2023

20

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Tanlines are what I like to think are the closest thing to what would happen in nuclear fallout, where the bathing suits of the bitches get vaporized, leaving nothing but the good parts highlighted so that my radioactive ass knows where to put my mouth before I die…a very happy man….because that’s just how simple I fucking am.

That’s the reason why I do these tanline posts, the tanline, so important, so necessary especially in a world where they are CLEARLY and OBVIOUSLY dimming out the motherfucking sun. If you look up, open your eyes, you will see the silver iodide….which is not conducive to tanlines…which HIGHLIGHT THE GOOD STUFF…

I mean if anything, they are ADVANTAGE of global warming, which isn’t real, but we can pretend it is, because we are idiots like that….mindlessly nod along because we’re busy in our day to day existence struggling to get by….

But if there was global warming, a hotter sun, it just means MORE tanlines….BRING IT….

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2023

20

Apr

Ariel Winter Bikini Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter and the tits she slaughtered off her chest because they were either sloppy, disgusting, uncomfortable, or wouldn’t stop growing….

Maybe she was going trans and dabbling with the zipper tits…

Maybe she was tired of being sexualized by the people who watched her modern family show and thought staring at teen actor tits was modern so she wanted to squash it….

Either way, they were reduced….yet thanks to her overeating they made a comeback, and now she must have changed her meds, cuz she’s looking a little more fit, not hot, but more fit, covered in what I assume is food and not semen, her career hasn’t gone down that road, but it could be semen, it is a generation of perverts….and she’s looking better than her typical fat self, so I support it like her white bikini top supports her cut down tits.

MURDERER!

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2023

20

Apr

Girl Does a Coke and Mentos Challenge and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Country Girl Does a Line Dance

Ass Jiggle in a Dress

Cold Water Therapy

Girl Talking About her Sex Preferences in a Bikini

This Jenna Ortega Twin’s Dad is a Tranny

Calm the fuck down bitch

Underwater Ass

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know what you do in a typical night, but I’ll assume it involves breathing in all the chem trails they are using to dim out the sun, which is always fun….if you’re into that kind of thing…

It may also involve other sadness, feeling sorry for yourself, depression, feeling sorry for yourself….

Maybe some porn, some memes, anything to ignore your shitty life…..

Maybe, you’re more motivated to change the world and map out the future of all good things, your billion dollar idea, your movie script, your TV series, your business plan,….

I don’t know you…..

But I sure as fuck know you’re not going to click this stepLINKS….but you should….just out of sympathy for me putting them all together for you…

IT’s Survivor Night fuckers…FUCK YEAH….Jeff Probst motherfucker, cast me. I’ll win that shiit.

Yes, I still watch Survivor and think it’s a briliant show, even with all the gays and woke shit…and weak millennials who fear strong people…..

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Cam Girl of the Day
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Irina Shayk’s Nipples are Out
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Irina Shayk’s Bikini
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Livvy Dunne Jumps Rope
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Christina Milian’s Pokies
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Hairless Chimp is Ripped
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Getting Rid of an Air Bubble on a Golf Course
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16 People Should Have Just Stayed Home
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Lindsey Vonn Does Fitness
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Stupid Things in Baseball
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How Pull Back Toy Cars Work
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Cannes Unveils Poster for 2023
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Scary Footage of a Gas Explosion in China
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Time
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Hailey Bieber’s White String Bikini
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The Cavinder Twins Join the WWE
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World’s Biggest Mountain Bike Jump Fail
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Moose Breaks into Hospital
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Bruce Lee is Impressive
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Ray Romano has Serious Heart Surgery
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Holding Pee in for Too Long
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Josephine Skriver in a Cowboy Hat
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Clickbait Generator Veronika Rajek in a Bikini
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Hot Brazilian Skater Girl in a Bikini Skateboarder
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K-Pop Star is Dead
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Movie Special Effects
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Olivia Jade Works Out
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Fan Annoys Rival GM in the Stands
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Building a Bicycle out of Nuts
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NYC Cops and Firefighters Brawl in a Hockey Game
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Hilary Swank’s Pregnancy Nudes
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Emma Roberts In a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde in Fitness Gear
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Kylie Jenner in Lingerie for a Magazine
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Ana de Armas in Nyc
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Jillian Shea Spaeder in a Magazine
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Sarah Michelle Gellar in a Black Dress
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Sophie Hermann Cleavage
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Sarah Desjardins in Numero Mag
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Krysten Ritter Legs
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Monica Cruz at an Event
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Matilda De Angelis at a Premiere
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8 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Big Ass Titties
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Panty Peeling
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Wedding Day Slut
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Pussy Lips
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21 Shit Days
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Emo Girl Gets Naked
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Skye Blue Nude Spread
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Gypsy Den Dildo Ride
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Rhian Sudgen Naked and Laying Around
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Pussy in See Through Panties
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Dildo and Fancy Shoes
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French Brunette Dick Sucker
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Cute Girls
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Washing Mirrors
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Girl Gives Frat Boys Head
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Beach Head
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Big Grip on Dildo Sit
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Hot Wife Has Fun
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In for the Grope
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2023

19

Apr

Dove Cameron Tits of the Day

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Dove Cameron, who I guess is a Disney Kid turned grown up, creeps me the fuck out because she reminds me of a demon in horror movie….either ready to kill herself or someone in her immediate surroundings. Its’ a dark cloud and I can’t figure it out, but I don’t spend time trying to figure out Dove Cameron…I hardly know who she is.

I just don’t know if she has a soul, but if she does it’s definitely not shining through in any pics I’ve ever seem of her.

I almost think that she’s not even a real person, just an AI model like Britney Spears….

I don’t really know what she’s famous for, but she’s really fucking famous and I’m really only interested in her dead eyes doing racy things like wearing what look like plastic shirts, that have titty shine through….because you don’t need a soul, or to be human, or really to have any sort of personality besides “sex robot” for me to appreciate that.

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2023

19

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Racy Photoshoot of the Day

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Kylie Jenner, who I don’t think Bruce used as a vaginal mould for his inverted penis that he’s dilating right now so that it doesn’t close up on him, you know a life of walking around with a dildo in you where your dick once was, because you’re a girl now….

But yeah, Kylie Jenner, who has put her pussy to use, getting fucked by a bunch of rappers, making babies with at least one of them, is on some weird comeback tour where she’s trying to convince people she’s hot, you know since she’s a billionaire who looks like doughy AI generated, and not in a good way, but in a holy shit this family is fake as fuck generated content.

I am a firm believer that they are the devil, or at least pushing nothing but evil on society, helping destroy any semblance of culture we may have had…but that we no longer have, but you gotta wonder if they are really the cause of the fall of society or the product of the fall of society.

I think it would be giving them way too much credit to say that the Kardashians destroyed humanity, they represent the destruction of humanity, but they were just in the right place and the right time with a mom ready to sell her daughter’s sex tape to promote a TV show produced by Ryan Seacrest just as social media was happening….

So they are influential, important, rich but total fucking trash, and Kylie’s holding up her end by stripping down to show off her weirdness that apparently Timothee Chalamet is dating, because clearly he’s into drag queen looking bitches…..I mean wasn’t he gay in a movie….this is probably less awful that movie sex with Armie Hammer…..

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2023

19

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I just did a fat power post as a joke…and now I feel shameful and alone…..

Fat is vile, greasy and a fucking disease….so I cleanse myself by looking at girls who are fit, who do fitness, who take health and wellness seriously enough and who know they just feel better when fit, vs fat…because fat is fucking deadly.

Here are the week’s workout girls doing their best to not fall into the fat trap society’s laid out for them to fall into….

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2023

19

Apr

Brie Larson Pulls an Aaron Carter of the Day

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Brie Larson is the absolute worst celebrity has to offer, yet people want to believe in her, they want to believe the lie so hard that they go along with it.

It’s like when you’re told the retard with no fingers who was in a fire as a kid is hot so many times that you doubt yourself for thinking she’s not…it’s an “am I gay because I don’t see it”…no motherfucker, that bitch has no face.

Unfortunately, Brie Larson would be hotter if she didn’t have a face, especially one covered in whatever slime she’s using to preserve herself, which even if it was cum, likely horse cum, but even if it was cum, like some CUM WALK OF SHAME, wouldn’t be hot, or interesting or compelling, because it’s Brie Larson.

It’s like this out of touch trying so hard to make it IMPOSTER who doesn’t have imposter syndrome but fucking should….is the ONLY person taking the time to produce social media content that fails.

It’s like she is going out of her way to make social media content that isn’t hot, when she tries to be hot, because she’s in the BATH, NUDE, or seemingly nude, and instead it’s an uncomfortable and awkward oversharing moment we wish she kept to herself.

I remember when celebs had to be dolled up, dressed up, looking their best, not fucking in their bathroom’s after a three day bender looking rough as fuck…it was a better time for the fantasy….I don’t need this way to real ghetto shit…

More importantly, you know she’s posting a CORONA EXTRA to mock all the people who. died of the Corona Virus, what a heartless bitch…in her castle drinking beer while simultaneously laughing at your granny who died…..WHAT A BITCH.

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2023

19

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Hungry Hungry Pussy…

I don’t know about you, but I like seeing a pussy ravage a pair of panties like they it is starving and dying to be fed….even if it is just being fat and lazy and the panties are a size too tight….I am into the imagining the pussy is looking to be fed…

So here are some cameltoes for the dream of being famine pussy trying to get stuffed…

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2023

19

Apr

Sarah Michelle Gellar Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t know if Freddie Prinze Jr stopped fucking Sarah Michelle Gellar, maybe he’s grieving his daddy’s suicide from before he was born, you know deep trauma….or maybe he’s just bored of the same old pussy, since she’s old and he had her when she was at her prime, or maybe the family life just has him tired….

BUT….for whatever reason, maybe appealing to his cuckold fetish, Sarah Michelle Gellar, the BUFFY of your dreams, since BUFFY fans were some of the weirdest nerds…has been out in bikinis, with cameltoe, just being an all around naughty middle aged bored housewife seeking a few desperate perverts to jack off to her….all after a decade of her basically not existing and it’s a weird comeback tour, but filled with tit, so not weird enough to not be a weird desperate pervert willing to jerk off to her for old times…

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