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2024

18

Jul

Kate Beckinsale in her Bloomers of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is wearing a pair of bloomers, which is appropriate because she’s 300 years old…

This could be one of those dementia brain thing where the old lady who is dying of whatever throat fucking disease that made her throat bleed reverts back to her childhood before being turned into a Vampire….

Then again, since Kate Beckinsale is near dead and skeltal it is possible that what we are looking at is Kate Beckinsale in a thong….it just fits like a pair of bloomers…

The sick thing is that you all still jerk off to Backinsale despite her being sick, near dead, palliative…almost like working the cancer ward for the finger bangs…because you’re the truly sick one, not the dying of cancer motherfuckers…you are sicker than the dying of cancer motherfuckers…SICK…

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2024

18

Jul

Dua Lipa’s Bringing Low Level Erotica of the Day

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Dua Lipa is the world’s greatest popstar because her dad was a digital marketing expert from whatever country she’s from, where he used his tactics as a digital marketing expert to spread RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION as well as create pop star from daughter…unless ALBANIA has nothing to do with RUSSIA, if it’s even an actual place…and I’m just over here making shit up about some girl born in the UK, not in some refugee camp….who knows..

What I do know is that she wears bikinis…and other scandalous outfits because sex sells and these girls are exhibitionist sluts…even at the highest pay grade…

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2024

18

Jul

Charli XCX Titties for Billboard Magazine of the Day

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You probably didn’t know that Billboard Magazine was a PORN mag, but the good news is that everything is porno these days, but some of us are mistreated from an advertising perspective for being porn…..DISCRIMINATION YOU RACISTS…

You can imagine that the piece in BILLBOARD magazine is super fucking interesting where you get some in-depth questions that no one really give a fuck to read, but we’ll pretend since it comes with her tits…

So good work Billboard Magazine, we’re all for you bringing the celebrity tits…

Shit, I just realized that his shirt isn’t her tits…just a dumb looking shirt…making this post OBSOLETE….but since the site is obsolete…they cancel each other out and MAKE things RELEVANT…right?

Here are some of he other smutty pics…

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2024

18

Jul

Old Lady Eva Longoria in a White Bikini of the Day

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Eva Longoria was seen in a white bikini doing what rich people do during the summer in Europe….because that’s the life she created for herself…that first generation American living the American dream all you lazy Americans don’t bother trying to go for because it’s easier to work at McDonalds or collect disability….

I feel you….but would probably prefer feeling Eva Longoria, just not for reasons you’d expect when it comes to a half naked celebrity rich Mexican bitch who seems racist against Mexicans, because she views herself as better than other first generation Mexicans, so she hires them as gardeners and doesn’t speak their language, until Hollywood needs a Mexican to play a Mexican or to get budgets for MEXICAN creatives…in which case she can EXPLOIT her heritage…as these people do…

I’d want to feel her to see if her body is actually human still, because her ass is looking a little like a diaper you’d expect her to wear at her age of incontinence…only it’s not a diaper, it’s under her skin and that seems like it must be some vanity induced BBL…

Her midsection looks like it could be fit, maybe lacking in excess fat…but is that from LIPOSUCTION…let me FEEL for the scars….because the fact she doesn’t have a BELLY button or whatever is left of what was once a Belly Button is fucking off….

Another rich and old thinks she’s matter and has an ego that knows vanity is key to success in Hollywood, so stay hot as hard as you can….and that’s probably better than the alternative, unless the alternative was killing this one off or putting her to pasture and replacing her with someone else…

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2024

18

Jul

Jessica Felter is the Instagram Of The Day

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I guess the right thing to do when running commentary on a half naked chick from instagram is give you a brief bio, link to her account, maybe even get 5 questions with her that she actually answered or even that I answered on her behalf in a hysterical way because what’s she gonna do, sue me…ALRIGHT…

I could also do an analysis of each of her pics, with some running play-by-play comedy mocking everything about it, while jerking off because she’s a hot half naked chick.

Instead, I like to lazily make my commentary around her name…JESSICA FELTER…who I am sure you all wish you FELT HER…even if it was in passing on the bus, or at the grocery store, where you try not to let her feel your boner when you intentionally bump into her and pretend it’s an accident…you know how shoppping around hot chicks works…

But for some reason, a gay reason I am sure, I keep reading her name as FELTCHER…which is the act of sucking your cum out of an asshole and spitting it into your lover, typically the asshole you just sucked your cum out of’s mouth….

So hot half naked chick makes me think gay sex act because of her last name that isn’t even the same word as said gay sex act…..

Is it possible that the internet, water, parasites and hormones in the food turned me gay?

Stay tuned to find out…while I stare at this babe and treat her like GAY CONVERSION THERAPY…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

18

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thurdsay is arguably the most important day of the week…

Whether it’s TITTY DROPS or ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS…we know we’re in good hands with whatever GALLERY we decide to bring you…

ASSHOLE behind thongs may be my favorite, because I love seeing the asshole, it’s the priced orifice when it comes to NUDES currency. When the asshole is shown, you’ve seen all that needs to be seen.

Also, ASSHOLE behind thongs are a loophole in NUDES, since you get to see the asshole while the genitals are still covered, making the asshole showing slut seem a little more wholesome and modest.

MOST IMPORTANTLY, it lets us all know how dumb women are for paying premium for THONG underwear that has LESS fabric or COST OF GOODS, all to avoid pantylines, and basically have no protection from the underwear from leaving asshole marks on their pants…which is a main reason you’d want to wear underwear under there…

They bought into the marketing hook, and we’re better for it…

I condone ASSHOLE worship though, since it is what causes the spread of parasites that control us and turn us all gay….since the parasite exists only on ASS TO MOUTH performing individuals and its existence relies on that shit…LITERALLY…evolution…

BUT I still look at ASSHOLES…ALL while being an asshole.

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2024

18

Jul

Leni Klum Trying On Jeans Doing a Dance of the Day

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Leni Klum posted a video of her shopping, because spending money is the only thing these rich people know how to do, I mean what else are they going to do with all that money, especially when they already had all the money they ever wanted before they started making money of their own, thanks to being part of the elite rich person class who like helping out other members of their club, rather than sourcing new people for their club, who wouldn’t be able to handle that kind of money or attention and would just end up embarrassing the club.

Anyway, Leni, the big tits on a small frame product of Heidi Klum’s Eugenics machine she calls her uterus, built on Nazi Science, tried on some jeans she had to roll up because she’s short, that she had to jack up her ass to give her more of an ass, that she looked like she was swimming in because she’s tiny, and the whole thing was some dressing room erotica that may remind you of all the times you’ve jerked off in dressing rooms over the years due to your perversion….or at least remind you of watching girls shopping or trying on clothing while shopping due to your perversion…

In conclusion, Leni Klum is hot bodied and the kind of girl I’d watch change any day, so I appreciate her dumb trying on clothing dance…even though I find dances gay as fuck…

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2024

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The greatest horror movie on social media is not all these girls jacking up their faces like some kind of clown, cartoon or comicbook character / muppet…

It’s the girls who post their before and after breast reduction videos….especially when the before tits are legendary and the after tits are depressing…

You could argue the girls cutting their tits off to live out life like a boy are equally depressing, but they lack the sex appeal of a hot chick amputating her tits for no possible good reason….

Which is why I’ve decided the greatest horror movie to appear on social media is breast reductions….and I’m not even a titty guy, I’m an into vagina guy but if you’ve got tits, don’t let them die and definitely don’t murder them.

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Alexandra Daddario Nipple Pokies in Vogue Pregnancy Announcement Shoot!
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BITCHES BE CRAZY
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Mother seal fights off an eagle to save her baby
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5 Ugly Truths About Women That Young Men Need to Recognize
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Glamorous Lili Reinhart Turns Heads in Sheer Dress at Giorgio Armani’s Malibu Pop-Up
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ROBBERIES WITH A HAPPY ENDING
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Emma Roberts Engaged to actor Cody John
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Patrick Mahomes Gets Fat Shamed!
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Collection of funny pictures
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Emma Roberts and Cody John’s relationship timeline explored
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Baseball pitching coach throws the ball at a staggering 100 MPH
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Scary accidents during baseball matches
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Little boy adopts a stray puppy and raises it
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Is Blake Lively playing Lady Deadpool? Rumor Explored
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Haley and Hanna Cavinder Basketball Dance!
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Katy Perry in a Bikini at the Beach in St Tropez!
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Amazing hand-fishing technique displayed by a boy
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32 Girls Rocking Yoga Pants
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Joy Corrigan Teases Hollywood with Sexy Thong and See-Through Pants!
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A Day At The Beach (GIF)
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Sasha Pieterse – See through top at Lemon Foundation gala
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Dildo Vibe!
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Larissa Linn Her Body Calls You Scoreland
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Sasha Pieterse See Through to Nipples!
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Bailey Rayne & Emily Bloom Teeny Bikinis
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I Like Fashion
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Almudena Amor and Amanda Goldsmith nudity in The Sleeping Woman (2024)
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Fit Russian model in nudes and hardcore sextape
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7 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Pussies Of The Galaxy (Sex Game)
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Gives Zero Fucks
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Erotic Perfection: Natalie Roser Poses Naked for Series Magazine!
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Peeing on her BMW
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Larissa Linn Her Body Calls You
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Natalie Roser naked in Series Magazine
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Instead of having one guy destroying her butthole, she has two guys doing it
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Diane Guerrero Topless Outtakes!
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2024

17

Jul

Taylor Swift’s No Ass – Ass Shot of the Day

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It’s a tragedy that this Taylor Swift girl, who doesn’t have any sex appeal, but who has seemingly had a lot of sex despite the no sex appeal, because people will have sex with anything that will make a hit song out of the sex apparently…

Seeing her and her non ass bending over on stage is not hot when it’s supposed to be hot….

Yet, she’s the biggest talent or stage act in the game…it just doesn’t add up.

Speaking of not adding up, I saw this picture of Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, some hockey player who is doing it for attention, grabbing at her ass because he’s trying to find her ass…it’s like WHERE DID IT GO….WHY ISN’T IT HERRE….his previous chicks, back before he was being used and using Taylor Swift to level up for financial gain was a typical instagram booty whore….so he’s probably feeling the sadness from this more than we are.

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2024

17

Jul

Julianne Hough in a Gay Dance Video of the Day

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Julianne Hough posted some video of her hard nipples with a whole lot of text next to it….

I assumed she was trying to get some attention because Ryan Seacrest apparently did his first stint as the new Pat Sajak on Wheel of Fortune, because they put that guy in for all the dead TV hosts…from Regis, to Dick Clark to Sajek….surprising not for Bob Barker or Trebek…..but there’s probably a reason for that…

As it turns out, having fucked Ryan Seacrest for a while because she’s a dirty birdie was not the point of this hard nipple dance video…..

Instead, it was what she considers a short art film that she put together with some ginger as part of a charity she is involved in called “Giving Gingers Work”….and in the video she dances on the beach to some terrible song…

So her write up is about how she’s an actor, a dancer, a producer, her first love a dancer, always work for hire, but now she’s doing it for herself…or some other masturbatory nonsense….she calls it art, but don’t all these mainstream fucks think everything they do is art to justify why they are rich for the dumbest shit.

Kids who are 10 years old literally produce better videos that this, we don’t have to have a ceremony for the shit…or a cast and crew of 30 people…it’s a little self involved…we get it, you’re rich and you have vision and that makes you an artist even though your vision is a dance on the beach with a handicapped dude….

Lots of words for hard nipple gay dance..and. ultimately, shouldn’t she be out there dirty dancing with her brother like they did in their youth?

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