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2023

24

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

I am not a virgin loser who works at a grocery store on some work program for retards, so that the agency that gives the retards works pays out the retard 2 dollars an hour for his work….

But I am about as accomplished as they are….so I guess that makes me a different kind of retard, still retarded, just not THAT retarded, but maybe things would be better if I was.

In not being a virgin loser retard who works at a grocery store, I have never gone to the fish section of the grocery store to sniff the fish after being told by my fellow retard who lives in the retard home with me that pussy smells like fish….so I’ve never jerked off to live or frozen fish thinking that it was as close to pussy as I’ve ever been….thanks to being a retard who can’t help but chronically jerk off….but I’m sure at various stages in my pre impotent life, I’ve basically chronically jerked off like a retard with no self control….I just never had the diagnosis.

All this to say, I think it’s pretty offensive that women entrap themselves in fishnets, further perpetuating that their vaginas smell like fish, not that women need vaginas anymore, but I’m sure those front holes get as fishy while they heal….

Point of the story….BABES IN FISHNETS….not realizing they are pepetuating a misogynistic LIE about vaginas that has transcended generations because one of our forefathers smelled a rank pussy before modern plumbing….

Those misogynists.

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2023

24

Mar

Human Pretzel with a Pretzel and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Ass Swimming

Latex On a Off

Deep Stretch

Thong in a Body Suit

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2023

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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As much as I don’t mind when a girl pees on me, I mean it’s gross, but I am gross and at it’s been a solid way to see pussy over the years being someone a woman hates, or that all women hate.

It’s been one of those “fine, you wont fuck me, you won’t let me sing you love songs, you don’t like our romantic future together, but can you show me your tits”…..to which they always say “fuck off”….but when you say….”I dare you to piss in my face”…..to which 50 percent will contemplate doing…and at least 5 percent will do..it’s a numbers game, the bigger the funnel the more opportunity to see pussy in arguably the worst way.

I mean, this was before everyone integrating pee into sex because porn destroyed them, with the whole squirting thing, the whole sexualize peeing because I’ve seen everything else you do and I’m not really ready to dabble in POO.

Anyway, there’s another pee movement, not inspired by the porn pee movement, or the dude just trying to see pussy and pussy that hates him is the only way….and that’s the health and wellness, body hacker, drink your own pee movement.

The whole giving your body nutrients it expelled in the natural detoxifying…because your body doesn’t know best, and you need to reintegrate that waste into you….

Well, I’ve been told my entire life that pee was sterile, but now that it is a trend to make you stronger and better, the powers that be have gone out there to debunk it like it was horse de-wormer.

So apparently, pee is no longer sterile, don’t do the pee drinking movement, which means, we should probably be doing the whole pee drinking movement, otherwise they wouldn’t be debunking it and saying it is bad.

So get out there and drink your pee before they make it illegal

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2023

23

Mar

Brie Larson Nipples of the Day

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In the event you were wondering, Brie Larson, the overly hyped actress who is not hot, was never hot, but is packaged as hot, because she clearly made a fucking deal with some kind of demon who saw her as the least relatable actress to put in moves, since nerds will fucking fall for anyone they are told to….

But yeah, in the event you were wondering, even when she’s using her tits, her only asset that aren’t even that great and that don’t justify a celebrity career, she’s still ugly….and only makes me wonder who’s fucking nub of a dick did she lick like a clit to get where she’s got. She makes zero fucking sense to me.

I mean this shoot features her in a wife beater that looks like it’s been warn by an actual trailer park dwelling wife beater, all sweat and nicotine stained…but like all wife beaters, you can see her nipples through it…and she is still the least impressive actress around….

She could be doing puppetry of her pussy lips and I’d still think she wasn’t qualified to even do porn, unless it was gay porn, because she reminds me of a dude….or just a genderless slug who looks like she smells like a truck stop bathroom leeching off all our souls with her fake celebrity….that people actually pander to, accept, buy into….and it’s crazy.

How can you look at this and think “she’s so beautiful, she’s so in sexy, she’s so hot”….

I get that we’d fuck anything around, including a genderless slug we found in a truck stop bathroom, but at a certain point you gotta break out of the MATRIX and say, oh, they’re fucking with me, this is a troll, this is them seeing how far they can push up….kinda like when they tell you LIZZO is HOT and FIERCE….we’re onto you ESTABLISHMENT.

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2023

23

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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In their genderless world there’s only one orifice that’s politically correct in this woke world…

HOW can you market your VAGINA when there are so many men who wish they were born with vaginas, not ever able to have the vagina….it’s RACIST, you BIGOT….

SO you go back to the ASSHOLE, you play it up, you make underwear that lets it air out, because you want people of the world WORSHIPPING the Asshole…

I can only assume it’s because that’s how they spread parasites that control our minds across humanity….but that’s probably just a conspiracy….

Isn’t it.

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2023

23

Mar

Halle Berry Nude Mirror Selfie of the Day

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I like to think that Halle Berry is the old guard, or the old Hollywood, not the Glamour Hollywood of the 40s, where everyone was on drugs, being exploited in all kinds of fun ways, while presenting themselves as glitz and glam….but 90s, pre internet old Hollywood where she knew that getting ahead required uncomfortable positions like sucking off mangled Weinstein cock….not that Halle Berry sucked off Weinstein, but there were probably 1000 different level Weinstein types in the era and dicks were sucked to break out…..

So Halle Berry, an old school whore presented as a classy, exclusive, high profile because celebs were not the same species as normies….who was not like the desperate, thirsty, public internet public facing fame whores we’re forced to see daily….but who probably had a similar approach, just more behind the scenes…

Anyway, she’s managed to figure out how internet whoring works in her old age, with these slutty mirror selfies, all topless and hugging her tits, in a trying to get jerked off to kind of way….I’m into it…you know she’s a hero who let little white girls know that someone who looked like them could make it in Hollywood no matter how tanned they were….

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2023

23

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops are not a gameshow on TV hosted by Ryan Seacrest yet…..but they probably will be because society just gets dumber and dumber, content gets dumber and dumber, porn gets more and more mainstream, and we’re basically living in retard-ville….clearly something Seacrest knows how to capitalize on after some of his fortune being made by the shitty Kardashians….

Titty Drops may never be a gameshow on TV hosted by Ryan Seacrest, even though they should be….but lucky for us, these girls are out here doing the hard work of promoting a movement of women flashing their tits in movement to strangers on the internet….all slow motion and with a jiggle…

Titty Drops may not be the future, I am rooting for them in this world of everyone having tits, which means like in sports, the trans women will probably do it better than the actual women, so that they’ll win all the women accolades and end up on the cover of women’s week magazines on women’s day…..but they are the NOW…on the internet…

TITTY DROPS!

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2023

23

Mar

Sophie Mudd Big Tits of the Day

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Sophie Mudd is a reminder that my biggest fail being on the sidelines of internet whoring for as long as I have been, is not launching OnlyFans, because those motherfuckers print money..

That’s not to say that I have the resources, the connections, the know how to get a site like OnlyFans built, but it’s to say that I knew that at a certain point girls would sell their NSFW version of their content. Their too hot for instagram content to the perverts.

I figured they were posting it anyway for free, why not level up to get paid….the porn chicks had been doing it for decades before them….

I guess I just didnt expect everyone to be as into the idea as they were, because I just assumed wrongfully that the girls on instagram with their tits out were trying to prove that they weren’t only popular due to tits.

Like they were legit people, like they were legit talent, like they were brand sweethearts cast in all the campaigns, when really, the real money is selling the nudes….or the semi nudes…or the racy content that I thought would be too racy for them to sell….

The point of the story is Sophie Mudd was always big naturals, but at a time, she wasn’t positioning herself as only being big naturals, but everyone’s got a price and we’re glad they do because this shit is a better version of Sophie Mudd….doing what her tits were destined to do…CASH IN…

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2023

23

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I don’t know if you can see the dimmed out sun behind all those chemtrails, but why would you care, when you can just look at pictures of the sun on your instagram feed, or on your computer screen. Like the Yuletide Fireplace of relaxation in your shitty apartment, soon, you’ll just have a 24 look of the sun to get you as close as you can get to the natural healing benefits of the sun, in this totally unnatural, poison filled world….

But I like to think that girls still find obscure vacation spots that still have a sun, that still allow them to crisp up proper, so that they can take pics of themselves nude to see the fun pattern the sun left behind….

Even though, it’s probably all just fake shit out of a jar, stained skin on tanlined skin, but when you’re not licking off the sauce and just looking at pics of it, who cares if it’s just make-up really…the effect is the same and that’s good enough in this low expectation, flimsy fucking content world.