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2023

18

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight pants should make you want to dance…probably with yourself since you creep girls out…and more specifically with your penis…because dancing with your penis is a friendly and less sad way of saying you’re jerking off.

I get that everyone is so open and love talking about their jerking off, like it’s just a conversation piece to be had…”so the other night I was jerking off and this happened”….or “this morning I was jerking off and that happened”…but despite being a degenerate pervert, I liked it better when it was a simpler time and people pretended they didn’t jerk off. The lies, the shame, the keeping shit to themselves were not a bad thing…I don’t need to know about any of your bodily functions….and either do the ladies in tight pants that you’re jerking off to when they bring those tight pants to the grocery store just begging to be jerked off to…something you’re not allowed to say, because it’s the whole “she was wearing a short skirt’ rape argument they DO NOT ACCEPT IN COURT….

So everyone’s a pervert, every lady sexualizes herself, but if you sexualize her while she’s sexualizing herself, by jerking off to her ass behing hugged hard in tight pants, you’re the predator…NOT the person who put you into the state of mind to BE the predator they are blaming you of.

YES, you must be decent and respectable and respectful….but THIS IS THE INTERNET…just fucking take out all the rage, the batch you built up staring at the hot ass in line for 15 minutes because no one is judging you here, except me and no one cares what I think…and maybe your FED agent assigned to your built in front facing camera….BUT other than that….enjoy the tight pants the way they are designed to be enjoyed…

In conclusion, it’s almost TIGHT short weather, which like tight pants, gives you a 3-D rendering of the cunt and asshole only with less fabric and more exposed skin…

FUN.

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2023

18

Apr

Gideon Adlon Bikini of the Day

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Gideon Adlon, who we will assume is named after the Gideon bible because her ancestor is Hotelier Lorenz Adlon and all great hotels have a Gideon bible in the drawer, at least that’s been my experience in the hourly whore motels I’ve frequented. Nothing like a little light bible reading before getting AIDS on your face.

Anyway, she’s the daughter of the Voice of Bobby Hill, who we’ll assume doesn’t do the voice on demand since it probably annoys her despite all the nice things it has bought her, unless she’s one of those one trick ponies who thinks it’s hilarious that one of her dumb voices got her paid….you know she’s busted it out during sex A LOT to trip people out, or to excite dudes with a Bobby Hill fetish, nothing like fucking a girl from behind to close your eyes and hear Bobby Hill dirty talking….with a “harder, harder, harder….fill me up a make me a baby” or whatever you people dirty talk these days….

She’s also an actress in her own right, on TV shows and voicing video games, more than just the daughter to the voice of Bobby Hill….and IN A BIKINI too..

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2023

18

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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In a world of excess, where everyone goes over the fucking top on everything they do in efforts to get noticed, there is something comforting about something a little more manageable…

In a good things come in small packages, especially now that everyone is fat, a tiny tit, so long as it’s not on a fat chick, is a pretty hot thing to want to latch onto and say “MAMA, MAMA, MAMA” as you do….

I don’t need to endorse the Tiny Tits, because if you come to the site, and you don’t but if you did, you’d know I am a big fan of tiny tits, since like their big brothers, are still tits, just more manageable, less extreme, less sloppy and the girls with the not typically dumpy, sloppy or fat, which is a currency, a rare earth mineral these days and not just because they eat less than fat girls in these inflationary times, but that is a perk, isn’t.

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2023

18

Apr

Leni Klum’s Bikini Top of the Day

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Leni Klum is apparently at some event I’ll assume is Coachela since she’s an aspiring influencer model with a super famous and rich model mom.

I am not convinced that Leni Klum is a real person, I know they want us to believe that Heidi Klum spawned this little half Italian with the big tits for her tiny frame, raised her in the Seal Household where Heidi was likely fisted by Seal’s fist sized penis enough to make a bunch of babies with him, but none are as exciting as Leni, who has something to prove.

I am not convinced the Leni is real, sure she could be a product of eugenics, but her father they claim is her father looks like a garden gnome and her mother, well her mother is what I believe to be a Nazi experiment….

FURTHERMORE, there’s a whole movement of AI, AR, fake women on the internet seducing men thanks to technology. There are OnlyFans models, Instagram Infleuncers, Porn chicks ALL computer generated…so why wouldn’t Leni and her sex doll looking face be one of those. Heidi’s got the resources to make it happen and if the real LENIS is a 300 pounder, why wouldn’t she want her AVATAR out there living the best life…

Until I see her in person, in public, or know someone who has, she’s AI to me.

Here’s mommy doing some MILF bikini shit for the perverts into mommy / daughter fetishes, something they play off of, because most dudes are into Hot Mom/Daughters….

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2023

18

Apr

Alyssa Milano Old Lady Libtard in a Thong of the Day

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Alyssa Milano celebrated her 50th birthday by putting her old ass in a thong for the internet like some kind of pervert…

There was a time, when Alyssa Milano wasn’t as political or annoying and I could make fun of her ITALIAN hairy arms like a normal person, until she wrote me some sad and depressing “you’re a jerk” fuck you before blocking me on twitter. You know the good times before she became some unelected voice who whines about everything, in efforts to justify the guilt she may feel from being overpaid, rich cunt, living the life of luxury, or at least to pretend she has depth when we know they are all just vapid whores trying to get jerked off to.

I don’t actually follow any of Alyssa Milano’s whining, but I know it’s been bad…with things like boycotting twitter by still posting on twitter, you know keep twitter shit…but even better, getting rid of her Tesla for all the harm Elon has done to her buying twitter, replacing it with e German car that was used in the Holocaust era!

She’s 50 years old, she went to Cabo with her girls, where they proceeded to sexualize themselves, act like college whores, and be pretty fucking white girl wasted cringe….living that feminist dream….where I am sure she brought a person of each culture she could find so that she didn’t feel racist in the process, even though inviting people because of their race is fucking racist bro….

Here’s the self involved video she made:

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2023

18

Apr

Ashley Graham is Maxim’s Hot 100 Number 1 of the Day

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I fucking hate Maxim, but back in the day, when they were trying to get traffic to their website, when the blogs had all the traffic, and the big businesses were trying to transition like a teen girl crying for attention, they’d throw pennies our way, before finding fake traffic options, to deliver their ad campaigns…..

I think they were paying me 1000 dollars a month, which is more than the site makes now, for a few links to photoshoots of hometown hotties. It was easy work…but fast forward 5 years, when a bunch of lawyers bought the brand and those motherfuckers came after me with threats of lawsuits for the content THEY paid me to post, which I would have posted anyway, but it was crazy….they threatened to sue me for millions of dollars, cuz they’re nice guys like that, not that I have 1000s of dollars, or even 100s of dollars…but that’s the kind of negativity I fucking hate in this internet world….everyone so thirsty for clicks until they get the clicks then the become EMRATA who cries she was exploited or sexualized….when that was her whole hook.

ANYWAY, I don’t pay attention to MAXIM NEWS, but I saw an article about who their Maxim Hot cover girl is and it’s ASHLEY GRAHAM…named after her spirit animal…the Grey Skinned Ham…..because she’s fat.

Now I get it, pander to the fat ladies, the chubby chasers, whatever, but Ashley Graham, she’s like 45 years old, has never been hot and I feel like OLD FUCKING news….

She was a fat model when fat was controversial and progressive, before it was embraced because everyone likes being fat and lazy and now we’re inundated with FAT.

So not only is their pandering out of touch and outdated, it’s like do they even KNOW other disabled, marginalized, disinfranchised niches…

It’s fucking weird behavior from the mainstream propaganda machine, which is why I always SAY …. MAKE BLOGS GREAT AGAIN…these corporations are doing all they can to DESTROY society…by manipulating society…with their propaganda.

Ashley Graham is hot 100 to the restauranteur who sees her coming in after a 3 days fast….CHA-CHING$$$$$$$$

Or she’s hot 100 when she’s sitting at rest with the AC on because of obesity and menopause…

She’s not hot 100 in this world of so many hot sluts, get a fucking grip MAXIM fags, you negligent fucks.

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2023

18

Apr

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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If video killed the radio star, which I would argue didn’t actually happen, because the radio star just made videos and had another venue to promote their bullshit music, because radio wasn’t enough…..

And internet killed the video star, which I would also argue didn’t actually happen, because all those video stars easily transitioned to the internet and it just gave them another venue to promote their bullshit music, because radio and TV wasn’t enough….

Then the bikini made the internet star, because anyone and everyone knows the swimsuit pics are the only reason social media really worked, it’s the gateway pic to being comfortable with nude pics, it’s the gateway to being comfortable selling feet pics, which is the gateway to being comfortable selling fuck videos….

Without the swimsuit, or the women wearing the swimsuits, I don’t think the internet would have ever happened….at least not the way it did…with everyone scrambling to be a star…it’d be reserved for the whores and porn chicks who are shameless and were first to the bikini pics before the NORMIES realized how thirsty men are and how easy it is to manipulate them for stardom.

I support swimsuits. They are the backbone of this here internet.

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2023

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess the only benefit of sitting next to a bitch who takes up two seats on the airplane, all seat belt extended, is that her massive fat lady tits will likely sweat on you once you take off, there is no escaping them as you slowly get sucked into them….

It was Coachella Weekend and despite being a high profile celebrity critic, one of the last standing celebrity analysts, if Celebrity was a sport, ESPN would likely not hire me to comment on them, but who needs ESPN when you can build you own janky media empire on a swamp no advertisers will touch and no fans will subscribe to since there are no fans….

So yeah, despite being as important, hip, cool, stylish, influential, some may say ICONIC, especially when it comes to throwing down and having a good time at a good old fashioned hoedown……

No one paid for me to go, no one housed me in their Palm Springs Mansions, not even the ghost of Frank Sinatra…..

Not that I’d ever want to go to those kinds of festival things, even with all the sluts and the tits, in this very perverted, everyone is a porn star era…

But I wouldn’t have minded being sucked into the tit on the flight amongst the fat pigs who I’d be sat next to….

Here are some stepLINKS…to make up for the win that is not having to leave my soiled couch filled with fat lady grease the ants seem to love feasting on….

Lily Rose Depp Looking Racy and Hot in New HBO Show
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Olivia Culpo’s Hot Coachella Looks
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Alex Daddario Bikinis
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Storm Reid’s Nip at Coachella
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Kelly Gale is Topless in the Sauna and it’s Hot
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Livvy Dunne Transitions
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Madison Pettis’ Hot Mesh Outfit
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Dog Mowing the lawn
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24 Job Lost Photos
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Curly Sue Got Married
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Selena Gomez is Busty in a Beater
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Loudest Bird in the World Screams to Find Mate
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Cat Yawns Into Microphone
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Madison Pettis at Coachella
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Heidi Klum in a Yellow Bikini
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Russell Wilson Flips Golf Cart, Ciara Has New Song
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TikTok’s Bella Poarch Buys Expensive Home
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Mother Tiger Trusts Humans
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Snowboarder Rescued by Skier
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Bus Driver Helps Wheelchair-Bound Woman
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Isabel Goulart at a Fancy Event
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Bella Thorne Bikinis!
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NFL Power Agent Lands Huge Deal
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Joy Corrigan’s Lingerie Outfit for Coachella
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Why Hawaiian Cans are Shaped Differently
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Crazy Subway Prank
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Elephant Peels Bananas
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Charli XCX on Stage at Coachella
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Sports Host Joy Taylor Bikinis at Coachella
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Taylor Momsen’s On Stage Upskirt
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What the Cat Does at Night
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How Much Damage Does a Hydraulic Press Accident Cause
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Racy NSFW Fashion Shoot with Whipped Cream Bikinis
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NFL Girlfriend’s Thong Bikini
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How to Pretty in 1940
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SR-71 Blackbird is Weird
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Man Turns Himself in after Accidentally Shooting a Woman
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April Love Geary Booty on Vacation
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Crazy Near Injury at the Rockies Game
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Coachella Happened – These are the Pics
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Rachel McAdams in a Red Dress
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Lily Colins in Pantyhose
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Mila Kunis Sheer Top
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Maria Sharapova Red Carpet
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Miranda Kerr’s Big Cleavage at an Event
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Christina Aguilera Red Carpet ina Racy Outfit
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Some Bitch Named Aurora Performing
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Gal Gadot at an EVENT
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Kristen Bell at an Event
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Heather Graham in a Tank Top
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Katherine McPhee Cleavage in a Gown
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Brie Larson at an Event
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Elle Fanning on the Streets
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Natasha Lyonne Cleavage
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Alessandra Ambrosio on the Beach
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Coachella Happened – These are the Pics
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Hot Body in Lingerie
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Cam Tastrophes
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Baby Got Back
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Human Vending Machine
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Big Fucking Titty Show
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Fast Furious and Fucked Up
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Hiding the Long Toy
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Hot Body Bikini Blonde
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NO CHANCE
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Purple Dildo Rider
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Amateur Squats Down for a Hot Ride
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Weird Nerd in Heaphones Fucked from Behind
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Octavia Fucks her Neighbor
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27 Shit Days
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Hot Sauna
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Personal Trainer Fucks
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Mental Mondays
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Produce Fucker
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CUM MASTERS
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French Porn Amateur
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Dildo in the Asshole
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Harper Stays Moisturized
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Hot Babe Posing for Playboy
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Hot Babe No Panties on the Beach
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Fucking the Chair
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2023

17

Apr

Selena Gomez Upskirt of the Day

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I feel so lied to. There was some weird scam that involved Selena Gomez pretending to quit social media because of some bullshit scandal over Justin Bieber’s fan, something that has been part of her marketing campaign since she first had sex with him when he was underage and she was over age, in some parts they call that grooming or sexual predator, but not in hollywood people, those kids just fuck adults and it’s fine.

What happened after her social media quit was she became the most followed person on isntagram again, because all the weirdos wanted to show her support.

I can’t be sure, but I am pretty sure, that’s great for sales of her direct to consumer brand she’s trying to become a multi-billionaire with.

It’s all about the troll in this instgram we call life…

Anyway, despite having quit social media, the pudgy, now busty, Mexican dream because she has a terminal chronic illness, so a good candidate to K-Fed if you’re willing to put up with her fake mental health issues…better than working a day job if you ask me….

But despite being off social media, she’s here dancing some fucking Flamenco or Salsa or some other sexy latin thing lifing her dress up for all to see her belly, if you look past the ass….

It’s not as fat or dumpy as I’ve expected, maybe she’s been starving herself out in these dark times, or maybe they got her some different brain meds! WHO knows….

In other news, her tits are like a shelf…a totally distorted, weird perspective shelf….and that’s always fun in a world where you gotta go TITS first to get noticed….

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2023

17

Apr

Stella Hudgens Pool Twerk of the Day

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I can’t confirm or deny that Stella Hudgens has a butt plug in when she does an aggressive asshole behind thong with no much asshole, just a lot of thong in the pool with the multi-million dollar view, but I can pretend that the seam of the bikini bottom bunching up is a butt plug, since a generation of girls seem to walk around with butt plugs in, doing anal training or just loving how it feels, which is a bit of a trip when you think about all the times girls in the 90s got mad when you stuck a finger in their ass…both during sex, as if you ever had sex, or on the street through their pants, taking what you can get….

Nowadays, your waitress, your doctor, your nurse, your dentist, your mom, your barista making you a hipster coffee, your bar tender, your banker, could all be rocking a butt plug and you wouldn’t be the wiser, unless you make them laugh and they are in a skirt and you hear it hit the ground.

Anyway, celebrity sisters are a fetish of mine, I figure they are the celebrity without all the burden of celebrity, but with all the sadness of not being the celebrity, filled with self hate and feelings of being inadequate, while pretending to be high profile or big deals when dropping their sister’s name to get better seats at the restaurant, you know cunty but from an insecure place, and that’s hot.

I like this one because she does low level porn on the side for money, sexualizing and showing off her body like the world is the casting couch she gets rejected from….it’s stimulating.