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2014

28

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes you feel like you’ve drank too much that you feel like giant asshole. Sometimes you feel like you’ve crawled inside a giant asshole and died. Sometimes you are a giant asshole, and sometimes, the good times, you get so drunk that you fuck a giant asshole…one you’d never even debate taking on…if you weren’t drunk.

In conclusion, drinking is fun.

Here are some morning links…

Brazil’s Mr Balls Looks like Jonah Hill
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Katie Couric Says Diane Sawyer Gives Blowjobs for Interviews…Obviously.
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Slutty Redheads
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK
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Zach Galfrinakis and Louis CK have a New Show Coming to FX
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The Paparazzi’s Coverage of the Bai Ling Ice Bucket Challenge
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Jon Stewart Goes Off on Ferguson
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Robert Pattison’s New Pussy
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Liv Tyler Bikinis Pics
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Megan Fox First Pitch in South Korea
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High Speed Canyon Jetski
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Amazing Subtle Selfies…
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8 Liquor Stores for Back to School
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Saw is Going back to Theaters for its 10th Anniversary
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GUy Feiri is a Joker with Two Sluts…
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Honest Trailers – Ghost Busters
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Underworld is Getting a Reboot
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Black Tie Beach Prank
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When Music, Dogs and Puns Collide
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2014

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Whenever a girl asks me if my name is Jesus because I am Christ…I ask them if they are interested in having a religious experience via their vagina…what they don’t realize is that I don’t mean with me…sure I like speaking tongues and all, but anything I do with vaginas is more of a nightmare…especially when they come to and realize what they’ve done…

Here are the Jenner Sisters…

Here are some stepLINKS

The subtle Selfie Awards Go TO
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Amazing Booties
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Alessandra Ambrosio Yoga Class!
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Nina Dobrev in a Bikini…
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Arianny Celeste and Brttney Palmer in Bikinis
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John Stamos is Making Full House Revival Happen
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Homer Does Ice Bucket Challenge
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Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens Kiss on Instagram
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Luci Ford Does the Ice Bucket Challenge
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Slut of the Day
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More Sofia Vergara Nipple
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Bustiest Japanese Chicks You’ll Like
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Kristen Stewart for Vanity Fair…
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Tulisa in a White Bikini
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Girls Stretching…
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Ann-Kathrin Brommel in FHM….
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14 Urban Dictionary Phrases that Define the 21st Century
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20 Sexiest Instagram Pics of the Day
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20 Mannequins that are Terrifying
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Malin Akerman is Fucking Filthy and Disgusting..
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Before they Were Famous Commercial Compilation
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How Do You Know You’re Real
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Lingerie Model of the Day
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Chelsea Handler is Officially Off the Air
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Lara Bingle Topless on the Beach of the Day
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Sofia Vergara Nip Slip. I Repeat, A Sofia Vergara Nip Slip!
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Anais Zanotti in a Bikini
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12 People in Horrible Embarassing Shirts
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Didn’t See That Coming GIFs
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Rihanna Braless And Nipples
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Natasha Lyonne and Fred Armisen are Banging – WHO?
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Paris Hilton Flashes Panties While Her Brother Almost Dies in Ibiza
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Cop Tasers Man A lot…
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Chelsea Handler Naked and Jumping in the Shower in Ellen
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J-Lo Upskirt
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The Crazy Hong Kong Skyscraper Selfie Video
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Nicole Scherzinger Hels a Fan with her Ice Bucket Challenge
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Courtney Cox Wearing a Bikini of the Day
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Courtney Love Vile Possible Upskirt
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9 Year Old Cant’ Handle her UZI
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GIFS of Stuck Animals
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Melissa and Jodie Undress Together
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Pussy Slip of the Day
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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The Older the Better and Fucking…Practice Makes Perfect
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Butthole Fingerers
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Lesbian Vampire Academy
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Naked in Public
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The Most Revealing Outfits at the VMAs
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Off Duty Cop Shoots 2 People
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Really Big Tits
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See Through Ice Bucket Challenge
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Another Angle of Sofia Vergara’s Nipple Slip
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Nude French Actor
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

27

Aug

Sofia Vergara Nipple Slip of the Day

Comments Off on Sofia Vergara Nipple Slip of the Day

I saw this earlier and didn’t really care, before realizing that everyone fucking loves Sofia Vergara and I would not be doing my service to you assholes if I didn’t post it, even though we all know that showing her nipple is the least of things she’s done to be celebrating at these post-Emmy Party, while all the shameless shady things she’s done over the years to get from the ghetto to this level…make showing her nipple in a celebratory dance tame as fuck. I’m imagining cocaine bribes, blowjobs, gangbangs – maybe even her getting shit on…because hooking is how success happens for most immigrants I know…and it would only make sense if that applied to this lottery winner too….even if she wants you to think it’s all her hard work. Bullshit.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2014

27

Aug

Anastasia Ashley Bikini Snapshots in Ibiza for TheHeadHuntr of the Day

My friends over at THEHEADHUNTR met up with international surf sensationand Sports Illustrated titty model – with fans everywhere because not only does she risk her life riding massive waves that make you look like a little bitch…but she’s also got a big round ass that you can appreciate even if you aren’t black…that’s why we call her An-Ass-Tasia..Ass is her name..literally.

I like to assume she’s an anal queen because when you’re built like this…you gotta use your natural abilities to their full capabilities…especially when you’re a competitive surfer who likes to win – but I guess I like to think every girl is an anal queen, because they grew up on porn, you can’t get pregnant with anal, and most importantly – it is the window into a girl’s soul…and if any girl, not just one with an amazing round surf ass didn’t use it, they’d be wasting their god given talent…

They were in Ibiza, I can only assume with Kate Moss, Liv Tyler, Miranda Kerr and Wyclef Jean…who were also in Ibiza…because why else would a surfer be in Ibiza, it’s not like people surf there…they just do hard drugs and dance…topless…

Either way, this point and shoot snapshot series…is what vacation photos are all about…if you have a tight body like this to go on vacation with. My vacation photos involve more fat wife eating obscene amounts of food – offending everyone near her….

Here’s Anastasia..

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

27

Aug

Lea Seydoux for Interview of the Day

Lea Seydoux is a French actress from France, who has recently done this photoshoot for Interview magazine, that you know is ART because it is black and white, but that you know is disappointing because it is clothed – since just leaving your house in France leads to endless tits during the summer – I’m talking old, young, hot, scary….all topless…

Yet they get the actress who has a big movie where she’s having lesbian sex the entire time not naked…

Bummer…right…

Posted in:Léa Seydoux

2014

27

Aug

Genevieve Morton Cheesy Walmart Lookin Model of the Day

Genevieve Morton is struggling hard to be relevant and I guess to pay her rent – because she’s working her ass off – but not literally, since she’s still fat, despite pretending she’s not..doing campaigns and photoshoots for anyone and everyone, even this shoot that looks like a cheesy as fuck Walmart brand…but that I assume pays…

I mean she’s shameless, she’s going for it, she’s getting old and hasn’t really made it yet…and I encourage her becasue it is step one of getting more and more and more naked…because every other tactic is failing…

Her only play has been Sports Illustrated – but now she’s doing this nonsense.

Here is a slutty pic she posted – where you can practically see her vagina on instagram – where slutty pics of vagina belong….she called it Part 1, I assume part 2 is when she loses weight….but or eats the bed sheets because she feels famished…

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2014

27

Aug

Gigi Hadid Grabbing Her Tits for CR Fashion Book of the Day

Gigi Hadid is making moves in her bullshit career, that I guess is still a career, even if it was given to her by her vain, rich, ridiculous looking father for a Christmas gift one year, because her rich ass already had a pony and modeling careers are way more in right now – it’s like a reason for her to do shoots for her instagram or some shit…

So she was sold off to Guess, because Guess are family friends….and being Guess girl led to SI, and now to this CR Fashion book where she’s hard nippled and grabbing her tits, making me wonder who got to ice her before the shoot, or if maybe her big tits just get hard naturally, ever since the implants…unless of course she doesn’t have implants…which I would doubt…because I assume they were the stocking stuffer the Christmas she got the modeling career…

These rich girl models confuse me…but they exist and I still like anyone who doesn’t need to get naked – getting naked.

Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

27

Aug

Sophie Tween Simmons for Galore of the Day

My favorite magazine right now is GALORE ….

I think they are putting out some of the best stuff around, and I am not just saying that because I am friends with the person who shot this magazine, I am saying it because I genuinely think they know what’s up…and I’m not just saying it because I think Sophie Simmons, the girl you didn’t want to have sex with on the Gene Simmons Family show, because she was fat, unless you were a Gene Simmons Fan, into fucking anything that came out of his cock, even a jar of his semen, because he’s brain washed you that hard…

But I’m kinda into her leaner body, getting naughtier, posing in her panties, amongst black people…like the cream filling in an Oreo cookie that kinda makes me want to cream in her cookie….

Right?

[galore]

Posted in:Sophie Tween Simmons

2014

27

Aug

Liv Tyler Ibiza Bikini of the Day

Liv Tyler was in Ibiza…on a yacht…because she was an unwanted rockstar daughter, who was lost, but then she was found, given tons of money to make-up for guilt and lost time, thanks to her whore groupie mom, before being sold off to modeling agencies and talent agencies to live out her dreams…because when your dad fronts Aerosmith, even if he doesn’t like the acknowlege being your dad…opportunities happen…

She’s old, I didn’t like her when she was an “it girl”…but I do think Daddy issues are cute enough for me to want to buy her used bikini on ebay, if she’s sellin’ it…

But then again, I’d buy anyone’s used bikini off ebay…if only I wasn’t broke.

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Posted in:Liv Tyler

2014

27

Aug

Hailey Clauson for Vogue Spain of the Day

I’ve heard that Hailey Clauson is some fat hipster wannabe Kate Upton…that in person she’s some kind of monster, all big and scary, looking like she’s out to eat her way out of everything….but I don’t really see it….

I just see tits on a girl who had the balls to sue Urban Outfitters when she was 17 for sexualizing her, in some strategic publicity stunt that I guess worked, even though if I was a brand, I’d never hire her…she’s a liability.

She’s booked Vogue Spain, making moves and I guess a legit model…and I don’t really care because she’s not naked like she’s supposed to be…and when they aren’t naked…they don’t matter.

Posted in:Hailey Clauson