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2014

23

Apr

Sara Malakul Lane in White on a Construction Site of the Day

If you follow me on Instagram and you should, because it’s a magical fucking place, where I find love and romance and make dreams come true, when I am not too busy on TINDER and SNAPCHAT….

You will know that I was a witness to this Sara Malakul Lane construction fashion shoot…in fact, I think I may have been the one who helped steal the location and told the Florida police that the half naked girl in the mud, spraying herself down in fact Trayvon….

The pictures are of an amazing model and actress who I think is the next big thing, at least according to her IMDB…and I am not just talking about her tits, or her willingness to show them, and I am not just saying that because she acknowledges my existence, since all bitches acknowledge my existence, I am talking about the fact that she was famous in Thailand before coming to America, and not for the sex tourism, tranny dick, or getting fucked at 10 years old…but for being a star…and it’s just a matter of time before AMerica notices the way I’ve noticed…or some shit…that doesn’t matter…and what does matter is that she looks fucking good…shot by my friend THE HEAD HUNTR

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2014

23

Apr

Rumer Willis Panty Flash of the Day

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Rumer Willis may be a broken down mangled mess of a person…you know the kind of girl I had made fun of and I have call deformed thanks to her mother’s shitty genetics or maybe her mother’s drug use and uterine damage from fucking her way to the top before letting Bruce Willis drop load in her….before getting a billion dollars of Plastic surgery transforming her into a half human, robot lady you’d want to fuck….

But after seeing her TOPLESS PICS …and a series of fashion erotica, her facial structure I once found scary, suddenly became interesting, compelling, even hot, and has won me over in a way that I would let her ride my face and drip off my chin if she allowed it and didn’t call the police since she probably hates me thanks to my historical abusive behavior…that I will say came from a dark place inside me and was more about anger towards myself than anger towards this delicate flower that may have a few hard edges and a potato head…

All this to say….she’s flashing her panties and I’m just bummed she’s in panties and not flashing her lady dick…all this to say…when she’s cropped…she looks even better…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

23

Apr

Maryna Linchuk is Amazing for Vogue Spain of the DAy

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Maryna Linchuk is Soviet model who has been exported/or imported, depending on how you look at it, from her Soviet cold water flat where she lived with 30 other people, to become one of the top models around, which is what they do with the tall ones…the short Soviets get sent to the webcam companies and mail order bride companies…but you already know this…because I have written these exact words in past Maryna Linchuk posts, as well as past Russian model posts, because Russian girls are built hot, with no soul and a willingness to do whatever it takes to not go back to their war torn world….whether it is porn, or fashion, or fashion porn…hooking themselves out like sluts is totally culturally accepted and that’s a good thing…because pictures like this happen….

Sure she’s not GETTING FELT UP ON SET or TOPLESS AND GRABBING HER CUNT or in these CREEPY NUDE POLAROIDS

But shit is still more erotic than her Victoria’s Secret work…and I’m a fan…

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2014

23

Apr

Sarah Hyland Creepy Underage Looking Shoot for Flaunt of the Day

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SARAH HYLAND is the genetic freak you can assume her mother put on hormone suppressing medication to be like an Olympic gymnast all stunted growth and shit so that she looks young forever…and can make the family money forever…even when she’s well over 18….you know up on some Mickey Rooney shit…that’s just weird to look at, especially when the fashion magazine she is doing an editorial shoot for, plays up on the fact that she looks 12 years old, and makes her pose with dolls like shit’s a fucking fetish shoot, when I guess it is, and more importantly, when I guess the only people buying Sarah Hyland magazines are pervert fetishists looking for more of this shit…either way…weird as fuck

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2014

23

Apr

Adriana Lima for Vogue Spain of the Day

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Adriana Lima was in Vogue Spain…all wet and Athletic because she’a good Catholic girl like that, you know the kind who produces soft core erotica for people to jerk off to for a fucking decade, but who can’t use contraception or get an abortion after not using contraception like a normal person…so seeing her mom body in Vogue Spain is still hot, but comes with way too much baggage and historical hatred to really fully appreciate…

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2014

23

Apr

DrunkenStepfather Presents On Set with Asa Akira of the Day

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Her name is Asa Akira, who is primarily known as a writer who has just released her first book called “Insatiable” that you can buy her book HERE

More importantly, she’s a pornstar….one of the best there is and I am not just saying that because we have been friends for as long as she’s been in porn, or because she says that I inspired her to get into porn, something I assume she tells all the websites she cheats on me with…but something that makes me feel proud because porn has been good for her…

Well I finally got off my ass, went to see her fuck on set, because why the fuck wouldn’t I go watch my porn friend fuck on set when I am invited to, and the fact it took my 6 years to make happen is ridiculous.

We did a little interview, it’s probably the best stepTV has ever been, and she was shooting some Asa Akira title WICKED PICTURES …

All this to say, she’s the best and you can listen to her DVDA podcast I’ve never been invited on that she does with Facebook Billionaire David Choe HERE

GOOD times….

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2014

23

Apr

Julia Louis Dreyfus Fucking a Clown in Rolling Stone of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Julia Louis Dreyfus for Rolling Stone last week, where she’s naked and sexed up, but I missed the whole storyline of her fucking a clown, which are pretty fucking amazing and disturbing all at the same time, for obvious reasons, like the fact that she’s in her 60s….and naked….I mean Seinfeld was on TV in the 90s and she was in her 40s then, so do the fucking math motherfuckers…coupled with the fact that clowns are creepy and more importantly with the fact that I am getting turned on by the whole thing…but maybe I’m just into Jewish billionaires who went on to make their own 100s of millions of dollars through a joke of a career because daddy’s real estate empire wasn’t satisfying enough for hers….and one family can’t have too much money..but I think it’ got more to do with her public area being waxed down and not looking’ old and beat the fuck up.

I like it.

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2014

23

Apr

Nicki Minaj Instagram Porn of the Day

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Nicki Minaj posted titty pics on instagram and I guess they don’t really matter. I mean big cleavage, big fucking deal…she’s established that she’s not a little pop tart who went to the same performing arts school as Lady Gaga in NYC, but rather from the fucking streets yo…a hip hop icon and not just a candy coated brat imitating or doing her best impression of hip hop…even though hip hop doesn’t exist anymore, that’s all just bullshit the record labels tell you, it’s all corporate and designed…and the only think real about it is the LOVE AND HIP HOP SEX TAPE I RELEASED and that’s only legit cuz there’s unprotected sex in it….

Either way, here’s her instagram pornography…

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2014

23

Apr

Miranda Kerr Tries To Broaden Her Career Perspective

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Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for fucking Justin Bieber – I keep saying this because it amazes me that more people don’t talk about this every time the divorcee mom’s name comes up.

You see even if Bieber was 18, he still looks 15, and the fact that this Miranda Kerr bitch would cheat on her husband, probably not the first time, and throw away her career or at least her biggest client who pretty much created her, to fuck Bieber is beyond a midlife crisis and totally insane….

Well, being fired has allowed her to reconfigure what she wants out of life as a bikini and lingerie model…since being fired she’s got some new tits, did some nude editorials, booked a reebok video and is still getting paid…but now she’s decided to sing….and it’s weird…but better than Katy Perry.

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2014

23

Apr

A Guy on my Instagram’s Kate Upton Videos of the Day

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Kate Upton is a pig…and it turns out that a homie from Instagram who lives in LA doesn’t agree with me, in fact he made an effort to go an see her on the red carpet of her new movie, that we hope is her only movie, because the screen isn’t big enough for her sloppy ass…but that we can allow her to revel in, even though she’s an overrated pig who belongs in a barn, or at least would belong in a barn if her grandfather didn’t invent the fucking modern day washing machine..

Either way, here’s his paparazzi – titty perving on instagram that you’ll all like – because unlike me – you think this Upton uptown bitch is amazing…

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