This is a shit cover…or maybe it’s just a prank…I think it proves that Sports Illustrated is a dying thing, at least in terms of relevancy…or maybe that these three models aren’t hot.

Girls still think SI Swimsuit is important to be featured in, because it is a stamp of approval or something, but I think there’s hotter bikini pics on Instagram. We don’t need the scamming billion dollar corporation to decide who they think are hot or not…

Sure middle American hicks don’t know what the fuck a dumb face or a bad ass is, because all they see is bikinis and they don’t have those in the shitty farm town they are from…

I mean all these asses look pretty weak…from my friend the pug faced gold digger who has never booked a paying job ever Chrissy Tiegen…to a retard faced corky looking Nina Agdal who still smells of Adam Levine Sperm but is the highlight of the cover….bot both have been trying year after year to get this cover…but on their own aren’t good enough….so the SI editors finally cracked and figured they’d give these two 5/10 models a cover together, because together they are a 10 and it keeps their egos happy…while throwing rival Victoria’s Secret model Lily Aldridge in, who is another entitled twat who shouldn’t’ be a model…and I guess their combined weight is that of Kate Upton…so it all makes sense.

I realize that none of this matters, it’s a fucking magazine cover, but I’ll post it anyway, because it’s that fucking bad… and if you want you can compare it to EVERY SINGLE SI COVER EVER to see how bad it is for yourself…

It’s their 50th anniversary year…I guess they are letting us know 50 years is enough – throwing in the towel…It’s gotta be a prank….I mean too much money is on the line…this makes no sense…

If you want hot girls in bikinis…check instagram.

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