I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

03

Jul

MiyaFoxx is the DSFCam Girl of the Day

Her name is MiyaFoxx and she’s today’s DSFCam girl of the day, because let’s face it she’s amazing…

She’s 5 foot 1, from the UK, has a cute accent that makes me think I am listening to Mary Poppins, a fetish of mine…She’s 20, with B cup tits….and she squirts..which is pretty much all that fucking matters…she’s won this game called life and most importantly, she’s today’s DSFCam girl of the day…did I mention she squirts?


TO SEE HER PLAYING WITH HER TOPLESS, TWERKING and MASTERBAKING (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

TO WATCH HER ON CAM RIGHT NOW (NSFW)
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:DSFCam

2013

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was at a party, there happened to be a lesbian, and like all lesbians, we didn’t get along, maybe because I had a penis, or maybe it is cuz lesbians are so angry all the time.

Obviously, this lesbian was a vegan, it kinda comes with the territory of lesbianism, and she refused to eat the birthday cake because it had eggs in it…

Having little patience for anything extreme and hypocritical…I explained to her that eggs are just chicken period, and being a lesbian, she must eat period all the time, and when not eating period, you’re menstrual cupping it and feeding your plants with it so you’re not anti-period, why discriminate against Chicken period…is she racist against species, is that what was going on here? I mean I am not a cannibal cuz i eat period, and she is not a meat eater if she eats eggs…she didn’t see my logic, lesbians never do…even after I explained eating period is no worst than eating vegetables grown in animal shit…

The conversation escalated to a pussy eating competition using a cupcake, so I guess in the end, this motherfucker won. I always win….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Melissa Riso is a Classy Bid in a Bikini
GO

Michael Pitt and Kirsten Stewart Stole All The Happiness in the Room
GO

Selfies of Girls Who Forgot to Put Pants On
GO

Rosie Hungtington Whitely Posing With One Direction…
GO

Cockatoo Dancing To Daft Punk – A Video I’m Sure White People Fucking Love….
GO

Chloe Sims Has Seriously Hard Fucking Nipples
GO

Puppy Playing with Boobs is the Best Thing Ever
GO

How To Bike Limbo….
GO

Jordan Ashley is Busty in her Bra…
GO

425 Pound Gang Member Arrested for the Best Fucking Reason Ever
GO

8 Pictures of People Who Forgot to Put Away the Dildo
http://regretfulmorning.com/2013/07/dildo-in-background/”target=”_blank”rel=”nofollow”> GO

Rosie Huntington Whitely in a Hot See Through
GO

A Whole Lot of Pussy – Including Maegan Good’s Tits and Eve’s Nipples at the BET Awards
GO

These Tits Are Primed For Some Titty Fuck
GO

Some of the X-Men Cast Off Day in Montreal
GO

Cat Long Jump Fail
GO

Some Chick Named Nicole Graves Naked
GO

Avril Lavigne is Officially Married
GO

The Faces of Superman’s New Pussy
GO

Glamour Model Melissa Debling is Topless on the Beach and It Is Lovely…
GO

Jonny Depp Making Weird Faces Supercut
GO

Hot Girls in Sports Bras
GO

Suzanne Quast is Amazing in her Bikini
GO

Collien Fernandes is one Hot Wet Model
GO

Some Jordin Sparks Feet for the Fat Feet Fetishists
GO

Selena Gomez in BE Magazine
GO

I am Really Into Maegan Good’s Tits
GO

Sara James Seriously Fucking Cute and Naked
GO

Lauren Goodger is Amazing in a Bikini
GO

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Make it Official
GO

Pharrell and Will.I.Am are in a Ridiculous Lawsuit Because That’s Why Rich People Do When They Are Bored…
GO

A Whole Lot of Hot Naked Girls and Their Hot Naked girl Bodies
GO

Babies Doing Keg Stands
GO

Reporter Goes on Air Guitar Rampage
GO

Some Pretty Legendary Thigh Gaps
GO

Where’s the Pinata Prank is Ridiculous
GO

Christian Bale Will Not Appear in Justice League
GO

Arnold VS Ronnie Coleman in Some Bodybuilding Showdown
GO

Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
GO

Joanna Krupa’s Cleavage at the Hard Rock
GO

The 20 Hottest Photos of Michelle Argyris
GO

The 25 Sexiest Countries in the World
GO

Girl Goes to Puke in a Port-o-Potty – Ends Up Covered in Shit – Here’s the Horrible Pic…
GO

Video Game Characters on Treadmills…
GO

The 38 Best Drinks for the Summer
GO

A Whole Bunch of Christina Milian in her Bikini and Fishnets GO

Michael Jackson had a Child Sex Alarm
GO

Rihanna Hot in a Night Gown
GO

1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
GO

================
From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
================

Gangbaner Banging His Bitch on the Truck of His Car…In Public..Wow
GO

Girl Dances then Masturbates
GO

Girl Accidentally drops Towel for the Pizza Boy – LOLZ
GO

Very Large Labia
GO

Massive Ass Dildo…Being Dildoed
GO

Hot Tan Lines Masturbating
GO

Nice Tits on Cam
GO

Girl Makes Herself Cum…Shot at a Weird Angle…
GO

Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
GO

I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
GO

================

STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
GO

Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
GO

Watch Live Sports!!
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

02

Jul

Crazy Parasail Accident in Florida of the Day

I never trust stupid beach activities usually run by retards, but I am not the norm. Most people blindly jump into things…like these teens who got detached from the boat and slammed into a building.

I was going to say if you’re in Florida, worst things could happen than your parasail detaches from the boat and slams you into a building, like the fact that you are in Florida …

I mean there’s a reason why the trailer park ceilings are too low to hang yourself …and more importantly why meth is so popular there.

But the story isn’t funny, the girls are teens from Indiana, they have critical injuries and they are fighting for their lives, all because a stupid activity that was meant to be fun.

Apparently, they need money for their Medical expenses, I don’t know if this is a legit page or not, so be careful whenever sending money on the internet…but if you want to help the girls out DONATE HERE

I am a modern day saint. I like using my internet powers for good not evil.

Posted in:Videos

2013

02

Jul

Rihanna See Through Top of the Day

Rihanna is all about exposing herself, you know putting it all out there, because she knows she sold her soul to the public for a lot of fucking money, and it is her duty and responsibility to not give a fuck about what the media says, and let the world into her private life, one filled with not wearing a bra and not worrying if people see her topless, or naked, or smoking weed, or getting drunk, or twerking her big Caribbean booty…she’s an exhibitionist, she’s loves the attention, and she’s bigger than GOD….

I mean she’s from a small island, the fact that she’s Rihanna is an insane concept. If she wasn’t sold off to the mainstream media, she’d be like everyone she grew up with, be back home living off 10,000 dollars a year from cleaning hotel rooms for rich people…but now she is the rich people…making 100s of millions of dollars a year…and not even that talented…it’s fucking crazy…but not as crazy as how much I like her tits, even though they suck…I guess I’m just brainwashed like the rest of her fans…ready to throw money at her to dance on stage like a monkey…or like her ancestors probably did for the rich white people taking over their Island for the sugar. You know to get preferential treatment from the slaves who weren’t able to provide evening entertainment.

The whole thing is just Nuts, but I’m glad it is happening…

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

02

Jul

Elle Macpherson Booty Peak for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Elle Macpherson is the first model I remember jerking off to.

Before her it was National Geographic, music videos, the girl who always had hard nipples in my high school, and my Foster Mother who would make me do it while she watched…

So she brought light to a very dark place.

It was the 80s, she was in Sports Illustrated showing nipples, and for some reason, life finally made sense…

Now we are both 30 years older, 30 years more tired, 30 years sloppier and more damaged, but she’s still up to the same Her exposing herself for expensive hotshots, this time a little booty, and me exposing myself, reminding me that somethings never change…and my love for Elle Macpherson or at least masturbting to her…is one of those things…a constant I can count on…

These pics were shot by Brian Adams for those of you Canadian Rock fans who wonder what have happened to him since singing love songs about Kevin Costner in Robin Hood…

Posted in:Elle Macpherson

2013

02

Jul

Kendall Jenner Looks Nude in this Shoot of the Day

Kendall Jenner is a teenage reality star, who at 17, has said she’d give away her reality show fame, if she could trade it all in to be a bikini model…

Which is hilarious because she is only a reality TV star because her sister is a pornstar with a strategic mom who was well positioned to stage and spin the porn into a money making empire….

But not as hilarious as the fact that I just analyzed Kendall Jenner’s career, or even the fact that I know who Kendall Jenner is. I guess that’s just proof that EVIL is winning…

The fact is that she’s closer to 18 than 17 and if you’ve ever been 17, you know not much changes between fucking at 17 and fucking at 18, but for some reason the law thinks it does…If you’re in Canada, 16 is legal..and despite the hot tight bodies, 17 is very annoying to try to talk to or hang with, making them not worth having sex with even when you’re allowed…because the “taboo” or a oppressive government telling you what you can and can’t have sex with being lifted, allows you to see the light with clear mind….

What isn’t legal anywhere, is nude pics of someone who is under 18, meaning these pics of her in some magazine called KURV are probably clothed, but they sure want you to think otherwise, and it is safe to say her mom is behind this, she’s a seasoned pimp, and knows how it is done..

So here’s a preview of the bikini modelling that is sure to happen, from this tall, lean, kardashian demon.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

02

Jul

Francia Raisa Bikini Booty of the Day


You may not know who Francia Raisa is, you know maybe you didn’t see Bring It On 47: All or Nothing, or The Cutting Edge 3: Chasing the Dream, since The Cutting Edge 1 and 2 just didn’t inspire you….and maybe you don’t watch the Secret Life of the American Teenager, even though they gave me a shout out, at least I think they did…Unless they know another Jesus Martinez, I mean there are millions of us…

And you may not know which one of these girls is Francia Raisa, the star of those hits, but you know what, they are all in bikinis, and they are all under 25, and that makes them all worth staring at, even they aren’t on TV and work the fucking grocery store…you see, cuz bitches in bikinis fucking matter bro.

Posted in:Francia Raisa

2013

02

Jul

The Helen Flanagan Bikini Fail I Call a Win of the Day

Helen Flanagan is a UK Soap Star turned Glamour Model…and the people at NUTS, being TITTY Obessed journalists, have published a couple of pics of what they are saying are her first full tit exposed pics, but based on the direction of her career, from Soap Star to Glamour Model…the only logical step for her would be to go from Glamour Model to Pornstar…

I don’t really know what she’s doing and I’m not complaining, because I like busty young girls topless as much as the next guy, especially when they were once on TV, but normally they only end up topless because they need to pay rent, you know cuz all has failed. They are not getting topless because they just want to be topless, because that being on TV has nothing on being topless in magazines…and despite the whole thing being awesome, it is totally fucking weird and makes no sense…

I’ll still stare at the pics, cuz I am not her career councillor, but I should be at a local high school cuz my advice would always look a lot like this…or stripping…or cam girl..cuz it’s all about making money as easily as possible…

The fact remains that I never heard of her when she was on TV, but I have now that she’s doing this, so maybe she’s got it all figured out, and I like the way she’s doing it.

Posted in:Helen Flanagan|NSFW

2013

02

Jul

Raica Oliveira in her Bikini at a Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day

Raica Oliveira is a hot Victoria’s Secret Model from Brazil, like so many other Victoria’s Secret models before her…making me think that the evil corporation probably has some kind of outpost there. A place where they abduct and train these bitches to become the face of their brand. I figure if they make their bras in sweatshops, exploiting child labor for cheap product, why wouldn’t they do the same for cheap models, it’s all about the bottom line people, and if you can make a celebrity out of a babe you own, thanks to brainwashing them into thinking you’ll kill their family, why the fuck wouldn’t you. I mean why spend the million dollars a year on them like they were Miranda Kerr, when you can just get it for free from all those willing….

She’s 29, which is pretty old as fuck, especially for a Victoria’s Secret model, she’s pretty accomplished, she’s probably had sex with Adam Levine or Leonardo DiCaprio, they all do, and she’s’ looking good in her bikini for this shoot. I’m a fan, which isn’t saying much, cuz she’s wearing a bikini, so obviously I’m a fan. That’s all it takes.

TO SEE ALL THE BIKINI HOT BIKINI MODELING PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Raica Oliveira

2013

02

Jul

Lana Del Rey Probably Shouldn’t Be Wearing Short Shorts of the Day

Lana Del Rey, like so many girls before her, is proving a very known fact, at least to most men, and that is short shorts are not made for all pussy, but rather only a select few should be allowed to wear them…

Bodies, especially when lazy and hard drinking, are not created equally…and that means, either should the length of their shorts….

Sure, I don’t mind looking at even the fattest bitch in short shorts, you know trying to understand what it is I’m seeing, you know trying to make sense of the whole thing, in a “what the fuck does she think she’s doing, she’s too fat to be in those, how did she even get them on, I guess that’s why the button is open and zipper is down, because she didn’t get into them at all, but yet she decided to wear them out in public…weird….”…situation.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER BUSTING OUT OF HER SHORT SHORTS IN A NOT SO HOT WTF IS SHE THINKING WAY FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Lana Del Rey