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2013

18

Jun

Russell Brand Doesn’t Like MSNBC of the Day

Russell Brand is promoting a comedy tour because people think he is funny enough to pay for tickets, because he probably is, since comedians don’t really need to be funny for the public to love them, they just have to be on TV…and fuck Katy Perry…

I have actually seen his comedy years ago, before he was anything in the USA, it was before he launched his first Judd Apatow shit, long before banging Katy Perry…and being loved by America…he was actually good, despite how much I hate admitting it.

He’s actually pretty clever in his very tight pants and his big British words….and I like seeing him deal with the MSNBC crew in a bit of a punk rock way, calling them out for being the talking head idiots they are…

He goes on a rampage, reading the teleprompter, giving lessons in etiquette and the flaw in the news system of America….and I think this is a solid win…

Here’s some Katy Perry in a Recent Vogue – Cuz She’s the Cankles Who Got Away

Posted in:Russell Brand|Videos

2013

18

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Ladies…Do you like when guys tell you they are jerking off to your pics?

I feel like girls hate that, or pretend to hate it, and refuse to entertain it so they don’t come across as sluts, but actually fucking love it….because their whole reason for being is to get knocked the fuck up…

Here are some morning links…I’m hungover…it is morning..

Shakira’s Breasts Aren’t as Small or Humble as they Used to Be
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Melissa Ethridge Dyke Wars Versus Angelina Jolie’s Tits
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Heidi Klum Lives…
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Some Girls Showing Off Their Bare Backs…
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Monkey Buys Himself a Drink
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Neil Patrick Harris to Star in Hedwig and the Angry Inch – That’ll Be Weird.
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This Guy Things It is Unconstitutional to Bang Goats
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Bianca Beauchamp’s Huge Tits Exposed in a Yello Bikini on an Inflatable…YES!
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Some Scarlett Johansson Clip for Father’s Day
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A Bunch of Emma Watson MEMES
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Hot Girls Getting Naked on Webcam For Free…I Know Some of These Girls and They are Amazing
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

People…at least the few people who know I exist…have a seriously skewed perspective of me. They are surprised I am a nice guy, because I write posts calling celebrities cunts. I just do that because they are cunts…

I believe in helping, inspiring, guiding and giving people great advice. I am to bring joy, and only sometimes do I try to make girls who aren’t hookers into hookers by getting them to show me their tits, or suck my dick, in exchange for favors.

I’m far more wholesome than the guys you meet at the club, I’m just a misunderstood social commentator, trying to make lives a better place, while all other media is trying to turn you into retards.

I’m glad we’re friends, I hope our fun continues, and I also hope to see your clit…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Roberto Cavalli and Some Young Bitch Washing His Cock on a Yacht….When You’re This Rich – You Do What You Want
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Charles Saatchi – The Art Mogul – Choking Out His Bitch
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Girls Showing Off Thigh Gap
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Serena Williams in a Bikini Scares Me
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15 Head Turning Babes
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Coco Posing her Fat Ass in a Thong…
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Do You Pee During WOrkouts
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Nic Cage Audtions for Lincoln
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Her Name is Hilary and SHe’s Half Naked
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Kitten Hates Kisses
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Naomi Watts as Lady Diana
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Courtney Stodden in a See Through Leaving the Plastic Surgeon!!
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Avril Lavigne and her Boyfriend Freak me the Fuck Out…At Least they Dye Their Hair Together…
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Henry Cavill Talking About his Superman Workout if You are Into Fitness
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Courtney Cox Old as Fuck
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Ass Fuck. Who’d You Rather? Careful, It’s A Trick Question…
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My GF From Twitter Daveigh Chase in a See Through Shirt
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Kate Mara and Kristen Connolly Naked in House of Cards
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Below the Video – Funny Youtube Comments
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5 Interesting Ways to Announce your Pregnancy on Facebook
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A WHole Lot of Teen Mom in her Bikini – Yay
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91 Year Old Breaks the Bench Press Record
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Game of Thrones on Cellos
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Jennifer Lopez Stars as a Chilean Miner
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Big Tits Pulled Out at the Vending Machine
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Penis Implant Surgery Leads to 8 Month Boner
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Her Name is Lea Seydoux, She’s Naked and has A Good Ass
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Stupid Head Bangers…With a Twerk FAIL….
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Police Chase and Shoot at a 14 Year Old
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This Redheaded Chick Posing Naked is Real Amazing
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How To Lose Summer Fling in 10 Steps….
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras!
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Some Taylor Swift and Other Bitches at the Much Music Awards I Didn’t Bother Attending Cuz I am Blacklisted for Calling the Veep a Racist Cunt
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Miranda Kerr at the Airport
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Elena Papavasilleiou in a Bikini
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Kelly Brook As You Have Never Seen Her Before
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Miss Utah in her Bikini
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Lady Gaga in a Tight Dress
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Topless Kelly Brook Lets Her Tits Hang Out In Cancun
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Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Like Charlie Sheen….
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All About the Ass
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Some Busty Chick Plays with a Hose
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This Naked Bikini Model is Pretty Fucking Awesome
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Roller Skater has an Epic Fail
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Joe Jonas Getting Touched By Girls in Bikinis and Not Feeling anything
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8 Year Old Girl is a Baller
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Shakira for Elle
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Carmen Ortega is in a Weird Photoshoot of the DAy
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Ed Hardy Hates Ed Hardy
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Girls in Lingerie For Father’s Day….
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Front Porch Masturbation
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Young Tight Amateur
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Cam Girl Stirp
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Great Tits Great Handjob
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Weird but Hot Lesbian Storyline
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Some Cum Covered Feet
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Beer Can in a Vile Pussy
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Wet Pussy with a Two Finger Fuck…
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Jun

Sofia Vergara’s Ass for the Internet of the Day

Sofia Vergara, despite being 100 fucking years old, posted a picture of her booty from a pretty amazing angle that almost makes you forget that she’s 100 fucking years old, and that that ass has seen countless penises to get to the level of celebrity she is at, we’re talking 40 fucking years of dick sucking and fucking to lead to a couple of EMMY awards….so that now she an afford the luxury of slutting out without any obligations or motive for advancement, just in picture for some male attention, and for the simple
pleasure of having people stare at her ass like it still matters…for the fun of showing her ass…going back to the basics of whoring…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2013

17

Jun

Emily Ratajkowski for Galore Magazine by Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski or as I sometimes call her Emily Ratakowski…or as I like to call her Emily RATATATATATATATKOWSKI….but who I want to call “wife”…is a fucking substantially built woman, who when I look at, I wonder if she’s even human, almost too perfect to not be alien, or from a creepy model producing factory in Russia….Just watching her in action, in all she does, makes me want to continue my quest in seducing her badly through love songs, poetry and posts about her tits….One day, we will meet, and she won’t be able to resist the total disappointment that comes with me…and more importantly so is sex with me….let’s hope Emily experiences that first hand!!

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2013

17

Jun

Behati Prinsloo on the Beach for Jalouse of the Day

Her name is Behati Prinsloo, like Anne V, she too is tainted by the ADAM Levine from Maroon 5 sperm, because like Anne V, she decided that dating a hugely successful pop star, on a hugely successful TV show, despite being hugely 5 foot 5, was a good move and a sign of having made it in the model world, which is a bit of a bummer…because even if Adam Levine is a good guy, and a cool guy, and just being a smart business man producing shit music for money, lots of money, cuz shit music takes him 5 minutes to make, he’s still the brains behind it…and these girls can be fucking anyone…far bigger, more famous, more successful than him….it just makes no sense to me, and I guess either does posting pics of her more clothed than she is for the devil company she sold her soul too…but I’m doing it anyway…

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo

2013

17

Jun

Not Emma Stone in her Underwear for Wolf of Wall Street of the Day

This was sent to me and said it was Emma Stone…I went on a rant about Emma Stone..

I’ve hated on Emma Stone for being an uneventful little slag, overrated with far too much attention from virgin losers everywhere, since she first hit the scene….

I understood that nerds felt she was accessible, production companies like nerds because they are the only ones paying to go to movies, playing her up like she was one of them…putting her in comic book movies…

I just thought was lacking on all fronts…

But Martin Scorcese, a genius filmmaker, used a little movie magic and made her look hot as fuck in this Wolf of Wall Street movie….

It’s like her weird mouth /face doesn’t bother me at all, I’m too busy wanting to fuck her.

Turns out it is not Emma Stone…
Here’s the trailer…

Posted in:Emma Stone

2013

17

Jun

Kelly Brook Sloppy and Topless in a Bikini of the Day


I guess Kelly Brook isn’t 20 anymore, cuz her natural DDs are starting to look like they are a featured article in National Geographic, that I would still probably try to jerk off to because I am in a public library bathroom and there’s few options thanks to all the porn sites being blocked….

I mean she’s up on some 40 year old Kate Upton looking doughy ass shit, that I’m glad is topless on the beach, but that would be far more erotic in spanx spilling out of a tight dress, reminding me of some of her hotter nude pics.

Looking at this makes me wonder if her abortion to extend her career was worth it, I figure the best years are behind her and maybe, it was a sign from her uterus to give up, cuz by the looks of her, it seems like her hormones decided to give her a mom body without the whole being a mom thing, which is probably harder to stomach, cuz a mom body when you’re a mom is overruled by being a mom, and the joy that brings a woman…you know focus on them instead of you.

Either way, whatever this is, or whatever the motivation is, I’m happy she’s comfortable in her skin, since her skin is what made her who she is, I just think she probably shouldn’t be.

The beaches of Cancun have seen better days….


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS – THERE ARE A TON OF THEM
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Posted in:Kelly Brook|NSFW

2013

17

Jun

Teen Mom Farrah’s Nipple in a Bikini at a Vegas Pool Party of the Day

I get hate mail about posting and promoting Farrah Abraham all the time.

In my defence, I didn’t know who she was when I got the amazing SQUIRTING SEX TAPE EXCLUSIVE …but I thought she had a tight, fit body, despite her shitty tits and horse face, and I though she put in good effort.

Even when in Florida at Exxxotica after witnessing her cunt behavior to her fans, I appreciated what she was doing….

You see, I don’t love her, i just love what she represents….

A girl hungry for fame, only known from getting knocked up at 16, who acts like a spoiled brat, and clearly a horrible mother, who turned to porn to next level her career.

That to me is amazing, it’s good morally sound approach, that I hope inspires more girls, because the more girls I get to see fuck, the happier I am…

Now I’m not too excited about her shitty implant nipple she has not control over slip at a Vegas Pool Party, but I am sure she is, this is a huge thing for an idiot girl, hosting a Vegas party like a low level star…it’s all these whores really care about…

I predict more porn from her, and I’m totally down with watching it….because despite what the haters say SHE DID A GOOD JOB IN THIS ONE ….#FACT.

And most importantly, she’s not fat. Yay.


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Posted in:Farrah Abraham

2013

17

Jun

Miley Cyrus is Pantsless for Social Media of the Day

The thing about fit girls is the fantasy that I can’t fit in her vagina

You know the plight of the small penis man, the kind who gets a boner and no one notices, even when in bike shorts is to find a girl with grip.

It is the holy grail for us, and bodies like this give us hope

I am a fan of Miley and her extra small size…even if her vagina tells another story…


TO see pics of her in pants for her album listening party
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Posted in:Miley Cyrus