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2013

28

May

Beyonce Fan Slaps Her Ass of the Day

So Beyonce doesn’t like when her front row fans slap her ass. In fact she threatens to have them escorted out. Which is probably what he was going for, after sitting through a Beyonce concert. All those tight clothes on something that shouldn’t be in tight clothes. I am thinking he was actually hoping slapping her ass would cause a ripple effect that would end up getting the venue shut down, evacuated for fear shit would spill out of her spandex she’s squeezed so tight in, and drown at least a dozen people when it gets unleashed….I mean getting kicked out is more of a thank you than a punishment, the punishment is the whole moment of contact with such an evil force….I am surprised she didn’t appreciate the male attention, you know since her husband is out there banging out hits with Rihanna…..I mean usually when old hag wives get dolled up…the ass slap is the objective of the night, but I guess Beyonce’s just more into stealing your fucking money

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

May

The Hitler Tea Kettle is the LOLZ of the Day

So JCPenney has a billboard promoting a tea kettle, which in and of itself, is the weirdest thing to buy a billboard for, I mean it’s probably a 40 dollar item and that billboard is probably part of a 100,000 dollar campaign….but even weirder it looks like Hitler. It has the hair, the moustache and is doing a Zieg Heil….

Maybe it was a coincidence, but I doubt it, they are either trying to brainwash us based on Hilter’s brain washing, that in the event you didn’t know, was pretty effective in making a country do insane shit he told them to do….or they are trying to be funny, to go viral and remind people JCPenney still exists.

Either way, it is the LOLZ of the Day

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

28

May

Newborn Baby Rescued from Sewage Pipe of the Day

China, the land of third trimester abortions, are now the leader in fourth trimester abortions, even if fourth trimesters don’t exist and are just you killing your baby after it is born because it is either inconvenient and gets in the way of your factory job, or worse, is not a boy…..middle America high school proms are pretty upset about being overthrown.

This is a miracle video of the baby being rescued alive shortly after being born and flushed by its mother, thanks to neighbors complaining about crying.

Next fucking level insane….

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2013

28

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my night was probably telling a hooker cam girl that I loved her…

The highlight of my day was not Mark Ruffalo telling me my jerking off, or what he calls FRACKING, lowers the value of my house by 24 percent.

Here are some morning links…

Olivia Wilde Still in a Bikini on a Paddle Board….Her Real Name Still Olivia Cock-Burn
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Cute Girls – In Bed
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Two People You Don’t Care About Got Married – Yay…I guess
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Candice Swanepoel’s Booty in a Yellow Bikini
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Reporter Finishes Segment After an ATV Crash
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Chinese Farmer Builds His Own Bionic Arm
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Old Man Does Skateboard Tricks
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25 Forgotten Sexy Actresses…
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Hipster Looking Babe with Small Tits Shows Us her Asshole.
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The Best Book To Pretend To Read in Public
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I Fell In Love With a Redheaded Girl who Lives 3 Hours Away from Me and Who Masturbates for Free on this Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about Memorial Day….is all the sluts…in bikinis…raging…#fact.

Here are some stepLINKS to get you through these lonely nights….at least that I am assuming are lonley nights because if you are here, you clearly have no soul and thus no family or girls who have sex with you…

Her Name is Amanda Bynes and I Love Her
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Girls in Lingerie
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Playboy Chicks at the Pool
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Hot Girls Explain the Rules of Rugby
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Hilary Rhoda is Hot in Vogue Paris
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A Whole Lot of Pics from Cannes
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Some May Call her a Slut With Fake Tits Modeling Half Naked….I Call Her A Gift From Heaven
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I would love to soil Nicole Kidman’s White Dress
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Robbery Goes Bad for the Robber….
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Some Candice Swanepoel in a Yellow Bikini….
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Kate Upton vs Alice Goodwin Tits Competition
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Her Name is Anais and This is Her Butt Crack That Is The Gateway to her Anus
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Boobs and Pancakes for my Trailer Park Friends.
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Is Amy Adams Wearing Panties…
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Nene Leakes See Through to Scary Huge Tits
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Close Up Boob Massage
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Naked Girl on a Motorbike…
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Angry Bobcat Gets Released!
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The Best Movies Released on Memorial Day Weekend
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Her Name is Jamie Chung and She’s Got Hot Cleavage.
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It’s not Memorial Day without Shrapnel Removal!
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Hot Girls With Big TIts…
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Funny Cop Chasse Fail…
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Lesbian Foam Party!
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Kelly Andrews is a Busty as Fuck Brunette…..
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Hot Girl Spreading Her Ass on the Beach.
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Naked and Amazing – Small Nippled Babe in the Water……
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Little Kid Falls Asleep at the Wheel….
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The Lowest Fly Bys….
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Watch Hot Free Cam Girls….
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Cam Girl Shows Off Blowjob Skills
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Happy Memorial Day Strip
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Hidden Cam in the Shower
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2 Bored Babes Naked on Cam
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22 Minute Amateur Fuck
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Cock Torture is a Thing…
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Bored Girls Masturbates on the Plane
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Girl Gets Off While Driving in Speeding Car
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Casana Lei is a Great Lookin Pornstar
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Amateur Girl Gets Naughty in the Bath Tub
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Start a Sex Toy Collection to Use on Girls…These Are The Best Out There.
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I Love Phone Sex – It’s Some Throwback To an Old Classic – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Free Cam Girls are the Future of Porn…
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Girls Hate Your Balding Hair – That’s Why You Don’t Get Laid – Fix It…
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

27

May

Girl Gets in Trouble for Getting Dick Pics on Facebook of the Day

So a mom got mad at her 14 year old daughter for getting dick pics on Facebook, because facebook is a porn site if you use it properly….and she filmed it.

The daughter blamed her friend….Mary…like a jerk taking down her crew….when really she should just blame the hormones in the food.

I don’t know why a mother would film her yelling at her daughter but apparently it happened and I am glad it did….

I am thinking that maybe she wanted it to go viral, because let’s face it, youtube money could help her pay for the college education she sounds like she has planned for her daughter, you know rather than teen pregnancy just as soon as she’s done “beating her motherfuckin’ ass over niggas”….

People are ghetto, it’s a cultural thing…and I love it.

Posted in:Videos

2013

27

May

Hayden Panettiere in Her Bikini of the Day

In case you didn’t realize, since you have no job, friends or family, and all you have is the internet and Role Playing Games, it’s Memorial Day…

To some, it is the first day of summer, the internation day for the BBQ, the day girls bust out their bikinis…because it seems like everyone is in their fucking bikinis, including Hayden Panettiere…

Making it the official first day of the year for a titty implant reveal…you know all other new implant titty reveals before today were just practice for today….

So here she is having fun with her new friends….

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

27

May

Ireland Baldwin in Her Bikini of the Day

My good internet friend, 17 year old IRELAND BALDWIN ….who one day will turn 18, not that it matters, considering the hormones in the food have made her 18 many years ago at least in size and ability to get pregnant…it’s just a fact that girls today have more body in their teen year…and more importantly….that girls today have more interest in showing off their bodies…it’s the whole hitting puberty at 7 that made this possible. Thanks Diary Industry.

So bikinis are smaller and smaller, bodies are curvier and curvier, and 6 foot 2 Ireland is lookin’ like a lot of fun on a Stand-Up Paddleboard something I assume her boyfriend taught her – since he’s a pro SUPer.

You may find me perverted for posting this, but I figure at 17.5, she’s old enough, not to mention I was talking to a group of dad’s in the park this weekend, and they were all freaking out about their teen daughter’s friends who come over to swim during the summer, perving out while pretending to supervise….and they were far more perverted than me…

Probably because I have the luxury of having a wife who is so fat she doesn’t say shit about me fucking other girls whenever I want. Unlike those other husbands with the teen daughters, who have opted to put their penis in purgatory – or at least prison….forced to fuck the same pussy daily….Depressing enough to make a dude jerk off to a 17.5 year old…something I won’t be doing because I like my women more experienced and 19…but I’m not gonna judge you for doing cuz we’re all fucking freaks…some of us are just more public about it.

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2013

27

May

Candice Swanepoel’s Amazing Bikini Body of the Day

Candice Swanepoel has a great fucking body. Long, lean, fit…I got no complaints while seeing her in a bikini on her downtime, you know not getting paid to be in her bikini, giving us a free meal like a top chef at the homeless shelter, but unlike a top chef, her charity work doesn’t take much effort, which is convenient, because either does her day job.

She gets paid millions to not even get dressed. I mean she’s won some lottery, and because it’s free for us to view, I guess we have too.

She’s great, or at least good enough for me, even if her winning at life frustrates all us losers, her body inspires!!


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

27

May

Anja Rubik and Andreea Diaconou TItties for Vogue Paris of the Day

Hey Vogue Paris…this is an amazing fucking shoot.

The modesl are Anja Rubic and Andreea Diaconou and they look amazing at the beach, topless, bare assed, you have eyes, I don’t need to walk you through this, I just have to say that models are a magical thing, sent to us from Heaven, even if a trip to the local playground to see who is procreating, may make you lean towards thinking there is no god…it’s like every ugly person around gets knocked up….but the hope I do have is that two uglies make a hotty, you know some double negative shit, cuz the world needs a constant flow of bitches who look like this, especially now that hot bodies, thanks to processed foods and laziness, are getting rarer and rarer….it’s like only the genetically strong power through….and here are a couple reminding me life’s still worth living….

Posted in:Andreea Diaconou|Anja Rubik|NSFW