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2013

28

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

After today’s hangover, I have decided to focus my energy away from self destruction and failure, and turn to religion, like most drunks do when court ordered.

I hear the bitches are way more fucked up at the church then at the bar at last call.

Here’s to turning over a new leaf. One filled with repressed pussy.

Lindsay Lohan and Kristen Stewart are my Unshowered Lesbian Fantasy
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Maria Menounos Hot Tight Jeans
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The Hottest Music video Ever
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The Hottest Women Over 60
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Some Pics of a Girl Getting Her Nipple Sucked – By a Vacuum
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50 Pics of Babes in Bed
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The 10 Coolest Guns on the Planet
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Justin Timberlake Surprising Superfans – What?
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Diddy is the Wealthiest Hip Hop Artist
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Party Hard the British Way
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Rally Car Driving Like a Boss
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Kate’s Playground is my Girlfriend
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Anna Kendrick for Funny or Die – If You Care
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12 Pics of Babes in Bikinis Washing Cars for Charity
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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2013

28

Mar

Late Night Booty Call of the Day

If you’re like me, you’re drunk and alone, despite having a wife in the other room, who you wish you didn’t have, but deal with anyway cuz she pays the rent…and in the mood to look at pics of girls who you aren’t married to, doing naked and half naked, hot bodied things…

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2013

27

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been sending my dick pic to random girls in my phone as a joke. When they respond with the standard “WTF” or “Who is This” or “you’re disgusting” or “LOL That’s the Smallest Pathetic Worm Dick I’ve Ever Seen, I Can’t Believe you Allow Yourself to even try to fuck girls, when you should keep it in lockdown. Yes, it is that bad, kill yourself”…..to which I respond that it was meant for someone else.

It is the new exposing yourself on public transportation, at the mall, whatever, wherever and I love it.

Heidi Klum Posted this Throwback Topless Pic
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The Funniest Pic to Celebrate Hayden Panettiere’s Marriage
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Dita Von Teest Totally Naked
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Nerdy Mid Air Collision
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Chinese Bus Driver Win
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This Plastic Surgeon, Hollywood Attention Whore, With a Girl in a Thong, is Kinda Funny
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Chanel Iman is a Babe in Galore Magazine
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13 Random Hotties
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Product Placement in Hip Hop Song Remix – May Suck but Still is Funny
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Easter Themed Jordan Carver and her Huge Tits
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Girls Showing Off Their Bare Backs
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Sophie Turner Shitty Upskirt
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Olivia Wilde at Disneyland
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I Kinda Like These Karen Mulder Bikini Pics
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Raccoon Plays the Sprinkler Harp
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List of The Next Generation of Super Stars
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Astronaut Mark Kelly’s Bull Terrier Killing a Baby Seal! – Horrible….
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Some Chick I’ve NEver Heard Of Grabbing at her Vagina to Avoid a Flash
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Kate Upton Isn’t Going to Prom with the Nerd
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Dude Rocks his Mercedes Hard
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Rosie Huntington Pokies
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Model Alice Dellal Showing Off Her Tits – For Fashion
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Some Break Dancing – IF You’re into That
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Invisibility Cloak is a REality
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Candice Swanepoel Putting On Shorts in Her Bikini Amazingness
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Courtney Stodden Wall Art! Everyone Needs this to Pee On
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Michaela Schafer is Hilarious in her Lingerie in Public
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When Puppies Attack
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Some Busty Chick Named Demi Scott Dancing Naked
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White House Down Trailer
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Some Babe Named Anastasia Showing Off Some Booty
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The Most Offensively Huge Breasts Ever
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Everyday Girl Franchesca’s Got Some Tits
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Here are Some Autocorrect Fails
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I am Not Into Foot Shedding Videos
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Kim Kardashian has Cellulite on her Belly – Which Isn’t Supposed to Happen Unless You are Obese
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Attention Whore Phoebe Price is Posing in Front of a Car Accident – Classy
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A Dude Pulls a Gun in a Road Rage Incident
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DJ Ruins Party with a Sponge Bob Inflatable….
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Inside Russian Clubs – Filled WIth Russian Babes
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Selena Gomez is Releasing New Music on April 14 – Yay…..Shoot me in the dick….Yay…..
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A Meerkat Being Cute
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Home Alone Teen Squirts All Over Herself!
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Japanese School Girl – Forced to Strip Naked!
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Sometimes All You Need is a Wet T-Shirt Orgy
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Fun Anal!
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Squirt Compilation
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Tie Her Up and Fuck Her
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Teen in Need of a Sex Tutor
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So Many Girls Getting Naked and Fucking For Free
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I Like Watching Girls Fuck Themselves
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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2013

27

Mar

Amanda Bynes Murders My Vagina on Twitter of the Day

I want Amanda Bynes to murder my vagina….my man pussy…..like she wants Drake to murder her vagina, because they are both identity crisis Child Stars, trying to make it in this cold, scary world after no one cares about you, only Drake managed to pay off the right people to get heard…while Amanda Bynes just keeps falling off, like all child stars, and it looks like fun. Especially when she shows off her titties.

I am ready for this behavior to turn into a sex tape career. Seriously.

It may happen, and until it does, here are some cleavage shots. She’s amazing, I’m a fan. I like the impromptu photoshoot, she should be a stepGIRL.

Posted in:Amanda Bynes

2013

27

Mar

Nina Agdal Models Lingerie Like It’s Her Job of the Day

Nina Agdal is a downs syndrome lookin’ model, who luckily has a fantastic body to distract me from some Corky fetishes I’ve once known too well. Not because I jerked off to LIFE GOES ON …but because I worked at a retard home and the girls were always masturbating, unable to really communicate well enough to tell on me, and luckily I got none of them pregnant in the process…it was a romantic time as an orderly, I get Downs like that..a romantic experience while changing her adult diaper before bed time….. Judge all you want. Haters gonna hate…

Enough about me…Here’s Nina in some lingerie making dreams come true…for her immigrant self as she steals all the American model work….

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2013

27

Mar

Kendall Jenner Models for Harper’s Bazzar of the Day

As one of the Kardashian sisters is falling off, because like so many fat superficial fat chicks before her, she’s decided to use her pregnancy to mask her eating disorder, and taking eating for 2, something she’s been into pre-pregnancy but never did because she is on TV and people are watching, and her thick figure was already taking too much screen time….I’m talking fat as fuck, fat that won’t shed, and that will carry her into middle age looking like a bovine…..

The pimp mother has another one in place, younger, hotter, with just as much potential, and more opportunity than the half breed first batch. Not cuz this one is 100 percent white, but because the barn animal ones paved the way.

It’s just too bad this Kendall girl isn’t taking over after Kim Kardashian’s funeral, because like you, I’m ready for her to die.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

27

Mar

Hayden Panettiere in Underwear To Celebrate her Engagement of the Day

The fact that Hayden Panettiere has this weird cult following of virgin fan boys is weird to me, but not as weird as when I visualize her getting fucked by her 6 foot 6 boxing champion boyfriend, who could have a mico-penis, making it a comical clown car experience, something Hayden the circus freak is probably used to, but who could just easily have a massive cock that breaks her in half, reminding her of a time when her mom used her in a sex ring as a child, the way her vagina likes it.

Well, turns out they are getting married…because that’s what people do for some weird reason I’ll never understand, much like how I will never understand how Hayden has a fan base.


BUT I FIGURED I’D USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO POST
MY HAYDEN PANETTIERE ARCHIVE OF BIKINIS, BRAS, MIDGET JOKES

I like making things about myself like that….

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

27

Mar

Halle Berry’s Bikini Titties of the Day

I know Halle Berry plays the black card as hard as she can, because it’s an easy strategy to get herself Oscars, you know how affirmative action works. But the simple fact is that the Hollywood Execs created her, because of affirmative action. She was accessible and had the same white upbringing as them, so that they understood each other.

Now sure, she could have been tried as a slave in the 1800s, because half of her genetics are black, but her mom might as well been raped backstage at a concert to make these tits happen, cuz Halle Berry grew up in white schools, likely met her dad a handful of times. So when yo see her act and talk all gully and out of the projects….she’s acting. Actors are all fucking lies.

What isn’t a lie is her rockin’ set of tits. Old, Mom, whatever, it is, them mixed raced genes are mixed some kind of properly….cuz she’s lookin’ damn good.


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2013

27

Mar

Kelly Brook Modeling Crap With Her Tits of the Day

No one cares about Kelly Brook, her “Miscarriage” that I will bet was an abortion, because her career at 35 was finally starting to take a turn for the better, and she didn’t want to ruin that knowing pregnancy ruins a body that’s already walking the fine line.

She knew there were a few more good years, that she could spend fighting off her natural propensity to be a fat pig, something that up until now, she’s been able to keep very focused in on by reserving for her tits, it is like her obesity genes goes straight for them titties. Probably cuz of enemas, eating disorders….but babies woulda fucked all that up.

But we do care about those tits, that are natural, but almost unnaturally large,in some born next to a nuclear plant situation.

I am sure she starver herself for a week, took a lot of enemas, in the making of these pics, promoting some garbage that has been done before, but that she hopes to make a few million off of, to carry her through her fat years during retirement.

Eventually, that gut catches up to the titties. It is a medical fact.

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2013

27

Mar

Gretchen Rossi Bikinis of the Day

Gretchen Rossi must be a Real Housewives chick, I wouldn’t know, because I have never watched the show. I just know what a gold digger, or someone who associates with gold diggers, who have succeeded at gold digging, and who make up the upper crust of society, look like…..and that’s a gutter stripper, all full of Botox, fake hair they get done weekly, fake tits, and a fit body from the best trainers, personal chefs and a prescription pill diet. Because like strippers, they are just fucking broken and have no souls, they are just on the opposite side of the wealth spectrum, but on the same level of insecurity, trying to be hot and have sex appeal like a bitch from the 90s, when they Playboy shit is fucking done.

Sure, she’s looks ok in a bikini for a 60 year old, but that medicated look in her eyes, and that lack of soul that screams “I am a prostitute and I want to die”….doesn’t really turn me on. I only like when they look like this and are in the gutter, trying to pay for their next fix. The whole mansion, luxury vacations, fine dining, best designer clothes, fancy car component to her makes her totally uneventful….

But luckily for her, I’ll still look at pics of her in a bikini. Something that is every girl’s dream.


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