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2013

15

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t give girls champagne facials, that’s too classy for my blood…I’m not Rich people…and either are the girls I get with….I have considered giving beer facials…but I’d rather drink the beer and just give them facials….

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Here are some morning links…

When Sports Commentators Get a Little Too Excited – VIDEO
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Oh to Be a Fly on the Wall When This Photo Was Taken
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Here’s a Clip From Lohan’s New Movie and It’s Predictably Shitty – VIDEO (Scroll Down)
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LOL Cat Video of the Day
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Joan Rivers: Master of Prop Comedy
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Sara Jean Underwood Drops Your Jaw in GIF Format (NSFW)
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Kaley Cuoco Covers Self Magazine (Photo Gallery)
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Rides Girl: Shelly Martinez
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Free Cam Shows, For Your Pleasure (NSFW)
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Chubby Girl Gets Daughty With a Vibrator (NSFW)
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20 GIFs of Kids Learning the Meaning of Fail
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I’d Like to Be All Over Tawnie (NSFW)
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Surprise Police Chase!!!! – VIDEO
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2013

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s Step Girl is @koos_ and we like her…..

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Here are the rest of the stepLINKS…

Seeing What May Possibly Be Alexander Skarsgard’s Penis Is Probably Enough to Make You Want to Blow Your Brains Out
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Stacy Keibler Is Breaking Records and Looking Good Doing It
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Keira Knightley’s Done Gone Done a Boring as Fuck Photoshoot
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Comfortable With Him Lingerie is the Worst Idea Ever
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Lena Dunham’s Fucking Disgusting
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Carlton Danced with Michael Jackson
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This Company Can Water Proof Your Phone, It’s Insane – VIDEO
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Hank Moody’s 15 Hottest Hook-Ups
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Sarah Hyland is Channelling Sofia Vergara
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Katherine Webb Leaks Her Own Press, Is Kinda Dumb
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Random Facebook Hotties Make Monday’s Enjoyable (NSFW)
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Leah Francis Makes Monday More Sexy (NSFW)
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Well Hello There Free Cam Girls (NSFW)
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Adn Here’s a MILF and a Dildo (NSFW)
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Alyssa Marie Schultz is Girlfriend Material (NSFW)
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Doorbell for Cat
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Paris Hilton Squatting
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Baby Panda Is So Cute
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Kaley Cuoco for Self Magazine
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Taylor Swift is a Sore Fucking Loser – VIDEO
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WATCH: Gary Busey is Still Crazy and Now Talking About Hobbits
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Courtney Cox and Her Overworked Face Cover Some Magazine or Another
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Lyla is Hosing Down Her Boobs (NSFW)
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Sluts + Fucking Machines = Good Times (NSFW)
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Taylor Swifts Golden Globe Pasties (SITE NSFW)
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Basically, I’d Like to Marry Kristen Wiig
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Taylor Swift Infographic is Pretty Funny
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The 50 Most Visually Stunning Offensive 4Chan Wallpapers
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Thandie Newton See Through at a Golden Globes Party
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Snowmobile Parachuting
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Anne Hathaway in a Magazize
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Beam Jump Fail – What a Retard
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Britney Spears Seethru Pic
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Check Out These Naked Football Sluts (NSFW)
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Dude, Who Designed Your Logo (SITE NSFW)
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Trust Fall Fails Always Make Me Laugh – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty GIF Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Passed Out Girls (NSFW)
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This Tribute To Christine Hendricks Is Long Overdue (39 Pics)
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Rihanna is Down on All Fours
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How About Some Lesbian Fun on the Beach? (NSFW)
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Priest Traps Himself In Bondage Gear, Handcuffed Upside Down (NSFW)
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TA-DAAYUM! Irina Shayk Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!
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And Here’s a Busty Web Cam Ass Flash
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Bored Cats Plays Fetch
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Hot Chicks Fail
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Some Pam Anderson Old Dying Tits
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Courtney Cox Trying to Be Sexy
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1/8th Visible Boob
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Bosnian Front Flip
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Trombone Alpine Skiing is Hilarious
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Amazing Creampie Panties
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54 Hairy Polish Pussy
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Dirty Fucking Orgasm
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I Like Virginie Belle
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My Girl Veronica Vice’s First Pornos
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It is only Smells
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SEE CELEBRITIES FUCK!
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I LIKE CAM GIRLS!
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I LIKE SEX TOYS!
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Slut Roulette is the New Chat Roulette with Sluts
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2013

14

Jan

Demi Moore Old and Covered in Mud in Mexico of the Day


Viva Mexico and I am not just saying that I because I was born in Mexico….Viva fucking Mexico cuz Demi Moore is rubbing herself down in what may or may not be donkey shit….and what may or may not be Myan sewage…..and what may or not be traveler’s diarrhea…cuz she probably heard it was some spiritual ritual that will turn her into Peter Pan….or some fountain of youth ancient alien thing…..that she fucking needs cuz that plastic surgery is wearing off…

These pics are a month old…but all amazing…


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2013

14

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Babes Half Naked of the Day

Someone told me that I need to get over my love for Candice Swanepoel…because it is boring, repetitive, not funny…but is love supposed to be comedic…it love a joke….isn’t love supposed to be a beautiful and romantic thing that changes our life….and makes it a better place worth living…I’m talking about what Disney stories are made of…what makes us cry when it ends…and cry when it happens and cry all the fucking time…cuz it’s just that good for our souls…it’s not a joke…people…it’s not a joke….

That said…here’s Karlie Kloss, Cameron Russell, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, …half naked…good times….

Posted in:Cameron Russell|Candice Swanepoel|Erin Heatherton|Karlie Kloss|Miranda Kerr|Victoria's Secret

2013

14

Jan

Christina Milian Does the Gym of the Day

Christina Milian was at the gym working out…..and snapped off an instagram pic that would have been way more effective if it was shot in the lockerroom while taking a shower…or stretching…or all sweaty in spandex doing squats..all crotch soaked with vagina definition….but instead we get this….but she still inspires all you fat moms out there to get off your fat ases cuz all it takes is a little work to get your twerk…someone like me would be willing to get down to your instagram poics….which is something I know all of you moms dream of….I make marriages bearable….

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2013

14

Jan

Gabrielle Union’s Got a Hot Dress of the Day

Gabrielle Union is rocking a pretty amazing dress..which is nice to see…because as a rape survivor, you’d think she’s avoid putting on outfits to tempt the sick fucks who do that whole rape thing, but they say rape has got nothing to do with suggestive outfits….and I guess she wasn’t a freak about the whole being raped thing…because otherwise she’d be the Jodie Foster/Rosie O’Donnell hustle….fearing the penis….and not the model who dates celebrities….and athletes who you may or may not know from such hits as Bring it On and Deliver Us from Eva….

She’s 40, she’s showing off tit, I’m into it, that’s all…


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Posted in:Gabrielle Union

2013

14

Jan

Emily Ratajkowski Doing More Photoshoots Naked of the Day

Photographer Jonathan Leder has tempted the girl I love with all my heart even though we’ve never met…but who I know is my soul mate…cuz why else would I want to be inside her so bad……to model nude…and normally I’d be mad about a homie doing that to me…you know getting the one girl who has made me believe in the institution of marriage and lifelong commitment…but the truth is that I need him to take pics like this…otherwise I don’t get to see her naked…you know since we’ve never met….

She’s the future…and already getting naked…I expect great things for her…especially since she’s young and lovely….with one of the best bodies in history….but unfortunatley for her…those great things involve raising my children….

She’s the best.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW

2013

14

Jan

Amazing Police Video of the Day

Here’s a really hysterical Police Chase video…that I had no choice but to post…because it’s just so random and crazy….spoiler alert…the car drives by the dude recording its house….which I guess is a funny coincidence…if you believe in coincidences…which I don’t…I think everything is set up and planned by government officials…like we live on the Truman Show.


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Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

14

Jan

Rihanna Does Complex of the Day

Complex is releasing 7 different covers for the Feb/March issue….of Rihanna….

Some may call that overkill, because what magazine needs 7 covers in one issue…I mean how can the magazine racks support that….while others may be asking…”do magazine rackes still exist”….I guess when they are as awesome as Complex they do…and here they are showing us what makes a magazine a fucking magazine…but I could just be overly excited cuz I can see her nipples…but I may just think she’s lovely cuz she’s sympathizes with her abuser…and that’s the best kind of girl…one who learned her fucking lesson…I’m joking…

I am not that I am convinced she was even abused…because if she was…Chris Brown woulda been blacklisted and Rihanna would never be seen with him no matter how damaged or in love she was…

Either way, she’s a bad influence on her teen fans…and that’s all that really matters.

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Posted in:Rihanna

2013

14

Jan

Nicole Neal Naked and Amazing for Front UK of the Day

Nicole Neal looks fucking hot in this Front UK shoot…and I normally don’t respond well to Glamour models cuz I like my low level nude models to be actually low level and not confused for being models…you know the kind of girl you can trick into shooting a porn or a masturbation video cuz all she wants is male attention…and not the kind of girl who is getting that male attention….you know all jacked up on ego…but this shoot…for some reason…inspires me to want to fuck her…and that’s a good fucking thing for a photoshoot to do….


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