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2022

29

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

It’s Itty bitty Titty Tuesday – where we remind the tiny tits out there that tiny tit lives matter…

I typically endorse tiny tits because they are tits, but also because they generally or statistically come stock on a hotter skinnier body and I hate fat chicks…..so seeing a set of big naturals means that the girl will at one point or another become a fat fuck and I don’t like that.

I’ve also had some luck with tiny tits, meaning the tiny tits I’ve met along the way have been on fit bodies, hot bodies, tight bodies, and not on fat girls who are hormonally fucked up from being so fat that they never developed tits…

However, I spent about 3 hours a few nights ago looking at before and after breast implant surgery on a plastic surgeon’s website, thinking maybe I’d recognize some of the tit jobs….and AS it turns out…there are some REAL fucking shitty small tits out there…but like anything in life you can choose to see the GOOD or the BAD in things and for that reason….I CELEBRATE the tiny tit!!

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2022

29

Nov

Jordyn Jones Ass of the Day

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I don’t know why I like posting Jordyn Jones content, but I think her big dance ass has something to do with it…..

Or maybe I like low income kids sold to a vile and disgusting industry, to be used in their dance reality shows around kids who dance, that you know the worst humans in the world probably watch, you know like Selma Hayek and her Husband as they plan their next Balanciaga campaign….or white trash trailer park grannies who miss the glory days of having kids so they turn to the TV, their best friend, to show them stories that they connect with…either it’s shit content for shit people….and that’s where our hero Jordyn Jones got her start….

For whatever reason, maybe the fact she was on a reality show for kids who dance, she’s gone into the more lucrative SOFTCORE and SAFE FOR WORK sex work, that clearly pays pretty well since girls make millions off dollars doing this shit and it requires barely any effort….while acting, or hosting, or touring, or brand deals means work….when you can just post a pic of your dance ass that everyone wants to see, or only follow you because of….give the people what they fucking want.

No word on when she will start riding dildos, but I’ll bet it happens when the money starts drying up because the fans get bored and the only way to go on is to LEVEL up.

For now, it’s just trailer trash dance ass getting paid.

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2022

29

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I did a midday grocery store run because my obese wife was having a Christmas Cookie craving that needed to be tended to immediately, you know how fat bitches get when they don’t get their food, even though I hope you’ve never actually experienced, you deserve better, you deserve hot chicks or jerking off to hot chick without the headache of fat chicks…..but yeah, when a fat chick gets hungry, it brings out all the weak whining victimhood that they would keep to themselves if they were alone, the way nature intended but instead gets amplified and forces me to get the fuck out of here as fast as possible.

But yeah, I did a midday grocery run for cookies, thinking I’d see some tight pants, some pussy print, some hard nipples because it is cold outside and all I saw was 85 year olds not wearing tight pants, summer is over, the slutty tight pant is under the bulky outter pant, and I’m forced to turn to the internet for my tight pant fix and lucky for you, I include you in that……SCROOL DOWN / CLICK MORE….

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2022

29

Nov

Zoey Deutch Got Them Tits On of the Day

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Zoey Deutch is a nepotism celebrity, yet she’s still got her tits out, which is pretty funny, because I guess girls who have guaranteed careers thanks to their parents, where they greww up, who they know, who their friend’s dad is, still want dudes to sexualize them, to jerk off to them, or to think they are hot….when it really doesn’t matter.

So a rich kid with a trust fund, her mom is Back to the Future, Caroline in the City, bitch earned money in her time….and rich kid with trust fund gets high paid jobs of her own, so she’s rich by her own efforts, that I’ll assume aren’t that much effort….is still using her tits like a low level influencer in a “felt cute might delete later” thirst trap….and that makes her far more interesting as she navigates her celebrity rich kid way while packing a set of tits like that in an era where instagram and social media holds so much weight, and where instagram and social media is pretty much all tits.

Exciting times, now show us your butthole.

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2022

29

Nov

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Surf’s Up motherfuckers…..

Here’s random chicks in swimsuits because that is the foundation of the internet, social media, and thus LIFE….

Half naked bitches who want you to think of them getting wet…..in the water….cuz they are in swimsuits….if you know what I mean….

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2022

29

Nov

McDonalds Employee Brawl and other stepNEWS of the Day

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Walmart Shopper

What’s up in Texas?

Another Holiday Shopper in action…

This is why she’s hot…

This guy has all the dance moves…

Let’s Do Some Math…

Let’s Talk Pronouns…

Let’s Keep talking Pronouns

If you had 24 hours with her, what would you do?

Christmas Elf Toy is Racist

Girl Wants Naked Men to Read to Kids

Portland Couple of the day

He’s Mad

Just an idiot couple

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

29

Nov

Butt Plug Dancer and Other TikThots of the Day

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This bitch is taking off her shoes

Pervert Couple

Belly Show

Some Fat Asses in Houston

Embarrassing Christmas Dance

42 Year Old Fitness Queen

Scary Tall chick

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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On the first Sunday of advent, I hope you decorate your Christmas tree with all the used condoms you collected over the weekend that you do. Not that people don’t use condoms anymore, not even homeless tranny prostitutes, especially not the young girls of hook-up culture where herpes are a badge of honor….because on the first Sunday of advent you can be reminded that the world is a moral-less cesspool of trash…..

The world is fucking crazy….but at least we can watch terrible Hallmark movies, buy useless things on CYBER MONDAY for our family who hates us, for the exciting thing that Christmas has become because it’s the MOST wonderful time of the year whether you’re medicated, empty, soulless, fucks or not….

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Bella Hadid – Lingerie Shoot
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Em Rata Rebounds at the Knicks Game
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Simona Tabasco’s Sex Scene Boobs Out and Hot
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Olivia Culpo in a Thong Bikini
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Addison Rae in Gym Clothes
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Ashley Benson New Girlfriend
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Maria Sharapova Swims
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Bella Hadid Takes her Top Off
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7 Actresses who Got Famous Playing Plain Women
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Robert Pattison was Matchmaker for Taika Waititi and Rita Ora
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Mohawk Karen has a Melt Down
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Deeper Look into the Statue of Liberty
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Glass of Water Spilled on Live TV
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Life of the Poor and Homeless in the USA
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People Driving like Idiots
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Colorized Footage of the Pope in 1896
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Malu Trevejo New Crush
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Izabel Goulart for Brazil
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Britney Spears is Naked and Hot in the Bath
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Woman Learns Lesson after Throwing Something at Someone
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Russian Man vs Charging Bear
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Car Crash Dynamics in the 1970s
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Why is Chinese Rice so Tasty
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Croatian Model Supports her Team at the World Cup
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Grandma Takes Shopping Cart Down Escalator
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Jay leno on Buying a Ferrari
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Stayin Alive on a Church Organ
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Best Car Exhaust Sounds EVER
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Eagles Fans Do their Cream Cheese Head troll
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Dude Shoves Hand Down Woman’s Pants and Makes her Smell It
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Young Roy Clark Performing
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Man Drops Huge TV
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Mikayla Demaiter Hot Goalie
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Man Tells Off Woman and She Comes Back with a bat
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20 Mechanical Principes in a Useless Lego Machine
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1995 Toy Fair
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Irina Shayk is Hot in V Magazine
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Odell Beckham Jr Addresses Plane Removal
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Katie Price in Hot Christmas Outfit
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Jordana Brewster Bikinis
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Gabrielle Union on the Streets in a Big Dress
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Rihanna Tits Out Big Girl
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Mel C on a Photoshoot with Nipple Out
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Miley Cyrus at Brunch
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Lisa Rinna in Leggings
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Em Rata At Basketball Game
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Addison Rae Legs
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Beyonce & Jay Z Being Evil
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Charlotte McKinney Skinny with Boobs
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Brooke Burke Grocery Shoppin
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Camila Mendes Cleavage
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Aubrey Plaza Photoshoot
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Selena Gomez Busty in. T-Shirt
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Natalie Imbruglia is Not Lying Naked on the Floor
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Mariah Carey Big Tits in a Tank Top
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Finished Job on the Plane
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Anal Rookie
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Baby Got Back
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Giant Tit Flash
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Nude Cosplay of LADA
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Tits Out for the Pussy Rub
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Dick Suckin’ Workout
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26 People Having a Shit Day
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Perky Teen
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Skinny Girl Ass Stretch
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Scumbag of the Week
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Purple Hair Big Tits
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Panties to the Side Dildo Ride
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Mental Mondays
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Awesome UNDERBOOB Flash
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Hooters Tit Job
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Slut in Playboy Brazil Shoot
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Clit on the Corner
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Eve Sweet on the Purple dildo
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Dildo Grip
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Two Dildos on the Fuck Machine
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Pussy Rubber in the Gamer Chair
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Couch Surfing
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Amateur Sex
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Wall Fucker
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Anal Sex Night
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Creamy Good Times
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Two Toys One Girl
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Mounds
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2022

28

Nov

Dusty Denise Richards Being Old and Erotic of the Day

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This just in – Denise Richards is still too old to behaving like this, yet she continues to behave like this, since money is a crazy thing that makes even rotten bitches bring their pussies that have been bred with Charlie Sheen out of retirement, dust that fucker off, and see how many stragglers will pull out their credit cards because jerking off to WILD THINGS one every year or ten years, isn’t enough for them.

Old ladies doing slutty selfies for money, reminds me of old ladies on face time, or on their selfie cams making ugly faces, the technology is too advanced for them, this era is not their era of porn being produced by experts, the self starter porn is just amateur and not in a hot way.

I’ll still watch the humiliation, I like it, but I’am also an asshole, and luckily, the old blown out Denise Richards asshole is not being an asshole, the amount of shit has it’s had coupled with the dicks it has had gets that fucker eliminated from the race, expelled, disqualifed for having more experience than required…..you get what I am saying, you can’t see her asshole in her content because she doesn’t know how to produce ccontent and we’re lucky for that.

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2022

28

Nov

Stella Hudgens Celebrity Sister Titty Show of the Day

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Stella Hudgens has been working the scene as the younger sister to early adopter when it comes to nude selfies Vanessa Hudgens, the star of such films as High School Musical….

So she either learned at a young age what the people needed to see from her to matter, or she organically figured it out when trying to break out from her sister’s shadow…..probably appreciating the last name and all the perks it brought, but never really being her own person….

I guess with knowing she had fat tits and eeing the opportunity for money and good times from OnlyFans it was only a matter of time before jumping on that content strategy for money, because getting jerked off to makes a girl feel right if they are being paid for it, or maybe they’re just exhibitionists and this allows them to pretend it’s their job…

I am not a therapist, I’m just here for the tits.

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