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2022

18

Nov

Denise Richards Rocking some Lingerie of the Day

And so the Denise Richards humiliation continues.

The “What will she do for money?” questions continue to be answered.

The “Does she think she’s still hot?’ and the “Does she know she’s old as shit?”….”Does she think the filters and editing make it like a cartoon version of her?” and the “is she lacking so much self awareness because her ego is so big that even when she’s old and rotting, she still feels hotter than a normie?”….maybe it’s her sex doll beta kitten programming glitching out….looping on “get naked for money, get naked for money”……where NOTHING else matters do not get answered.

I don’t have the answers, I just know it’s happening…

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2022

18

Nov

Sydney Sweeney’s Has a Metal Titty Plate on of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is one of the most influential people in the universe according to TIME magazine so you know it wasn’t bought by the super powers who took her tits to the small screen hard enough for people to notice her int his porn world, in a way that doesn’t even require her and her ceiling eyes to have any ability to act, yet here she is….SUPER IMPORTANT….and attending events with her tits out, this time in a metal armor suit to protect the assets because her tits get hits, her tits are basically why she exists, she is a host body for the tits, and we like tits so it works…

This is important news.

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2022

18

Nov

Elsa Hosk is a Legend in Sheer Underwear of the Day

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Elsa Hosk may have shat out a kid, but she was a professional athlete before she was a professional half naked body for mid-range underwear brands that have huge budgets to pay their bodies to be bodies….which means she’s got some muscle memory to bounce right back into this shit.

She is apparently working with a brand called LOUNGE that early on was a built on the backs of the trashiest girls of social media, a strategy that works because now they handle big stars like Elsa Hosk….

Elsa Hosk was late to the VS game, she came into replace Candice Swanepoel, and she did so good at it, that no one remembers Candice anymore…we’ve left Africa and moved to Swedish pussy….

Anyway, the panties are sheer enough, the pictures are hot enough, it’s a good time to be alive….because clearly MODELS still exist, they still matter and they still blow away all the other trash out there, even when they’ve already been bred.

It’s like we aren’t all created equally, isn’t it. Imagine that…..some people can actually be hotter, smarter, richer, more talented, tighter pussied, more willing to be peed on what a concept…

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2022

18

Nov

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Offs because clothing RUINS everything…with its lies

SEEK TRUTH….TRUTH SEEKERS.

It starts by stripping down the BULLSHIT….

Which in this case….is the CLOTHES.

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2022

18

Nov

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Braless girls aren’t not necessarily the representation of feminism, they could just be fashionable or into comfort, since bras suck, especially for me, who likes seeing as much of the tit as possible through the clothes.

I am a truth seeker and bras lie….

I think the real representation of feminist is the fat girls with blue hair with no gender screaming about the patriarchy….or maybe it is the “Boss Bitch” career girl with no kids in her 40s who wishes she froze her eggs like Aniston, but instead chose career and good times….at least she has cats and anti depressants to get her through this….at least she’s got that bank account so that she can go on vacation and see all the happy families she’ll never be…but at least she got all that dick in the glory days…as BOSS BITCHES DO….miserable fucks…

Wouldn’t it be funny if the twist in this plot they push on us was that the true feminist was the traditional wife, with the traditional wife, raising her kids with the man she’s committed to, happy, not medicated,, maybe on some acreage outside of the city….treated like a queen as the man works to support his home like a real man should..instead of just using his money to hire worthless gutter sugar baby whore types…

Wouldn’t that be funny….

Here are some braless girls…

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2022

18

Nov

Megan Fox Brings Some Glamour Shots and No One Cares of the Day

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It’s pretty funny that Megan Fox didn’t strike when the iron was hot, you know back when she was arguably the hottest actress, before deciding to check out and make babies with her handler Brian Austin Green who I used to say kept her in a cage, because I’m so funny….and perceptive….

The rumor is she was blacklisted from the industry for pissing some people off due to the Transformers movie, powerful people but after leaving her husband and disappointing her family, because why check out from an industry when there is money to made, even though you have money and kids who need their MUMMY…that’d be crazy….can’t let kids get in the way Casey Anthony…

Anyway, it’s been about a year since she dropped out of the TRAD life, and started dating some pornstar fucking tall skinny demonic freak, where she’s jacked her face up into some low level porn/influencer looking bitch, and NO ONE CARE.

No one is like “BRING MEGAN FOX BACK”….MAKE HER INTERCHANGEABLE WITH ALL THE TRASH THAT GETS NAKED ON INSTAGRAM….it’s a new generation of no one cares about celebs when everyone thinks they are one.

So Megan Fox could have had this amazingly huge career after her already huge career, but instead she looks like a paid for by the hour street whore…

Some people like it, I just like the desperation of someone I know thought she was TOP LEVEL now brining me some LOW level shit….you know, since she does this for me.

I like the conspiracy that she’s actually a man, especially since she looks like a fucking tranny….a whore tranny….and that may be what she iss…

Here she is in some slutty costume:

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2022

18

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I am a modern day philosopher you know, it’s not my fault no one reads anymore, if they did, they’d know that about me….

Spending my days writing about FULL BACK GRANNY PANTIES that were once saved for relationships and when girls are on their period in this modern era of shaming the granny panty when BIG UNDERWEAR wanted to kill it off, and upgrade it with THONGS….good for the bottom line…but not necessarily good for the bottom….IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN….

So here I am writing about GRANNY panties like we were in still in the glory days of Granny Panties being the standard panty, so that other panties would signal a slut….now we just have to assume they are all sluts.

I could be writing random words, I could have an AI do this for me, but I’m as old as Granny Panties being panties and that’s all we cared about….

This empowering of the granny panty by bravely wearing them in their sex content like some kind of rebel is just a weird twist in the story of the granny panty….

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2022

18

Nov

Madison Pettis Brings the Bikini on the Balcony of the Day

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Madison Pettis is rocking her “Evergreen” bikini, so you know what that means, if you don’t you can always look it up….

She’s doing it for Rihanna who we all know is one of the leaders of the human trafficked satanics of Hollywood, at least in theory, because you’d need to have demonic powers to make the world think you’re as important as she has, especially if you’ve ever seen her singing video from high school that they deleted from the internet to show you that when she was human trafficked into America to be conditioned to be a big star, she wasn’t some remarkable talent.

She runs a billion dollar lingerie brand, and thanks to that brand, I’ve been tipped off on this Madison Pettis actress who I guess started in Disney, but I only found out about thanks to her lingerie modelling for Rihanna, which makes you wonder where Rihanna found her, but there’s probably some soul selling, or favors being traded for this coverage.

But we don’t need to worry about any of that, we can just look at the hot body and be distracted by it, since we are plebs, consumers, none of this actually matters, those inner workings of the industry and as a hermit who just wants to be left alone…that works for me.

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2022

18

Nov

Cart Wheel and the Fighter Jet and Other TikThots of the Day

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Pianist for your Penis

Some Training Tips

Leather Pants Sock Removal for the Feet Fuck

Beach Creep

May the Shuffle Dance Die

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2022

18

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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You have to wonder why no one has protested the name fishnet for objectifying wwomen, or reducing them to marine life while they are all caught up in their fishnets like some kind of marine mammal or shark just minding his own business but exposed to the evil consequence of the industrial fishing industry….because people are too damn lazy to sit by the fishing hole all day to catch their own damn fish their own way….instead they need grocery store convenience….IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT THE TURTLES ARE DYING….

Anyway, where are the blue haired obese chicks bitching about Fishnets, probably wearing them, because not all girls in fishnets are created equally and I’ve seen my fair share of obese goth or libtards, both men and women trying to destroy the sex appeal of a classic brothel favorite.

Let’s celebrate FISHNETS the only way we know how….by jacking off to them.

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