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2012

18

Dec

Candice Swanepoel’s Modeling Lingerie Like It’s Her Job of the Day

Cuz it is her job bro….

I have probably posted these pics before, they all kinda look the same, but that could just be that there is one constant, one commont thread, the incredible Candice Swanepoel, who people try to hate on, but who’s hate just rolls off her pure, innocent, loving curves…..

She’s good at what she does, and I think I may have to have sex with her get her out of my system….but since she doesnt return my calls, emails, faxes, or love songs I mail her….I guess I’ll just jerk off to her half naked body…..it’s easier and more legal than that whole kidnapping strategy I’d have to take to taste this ass.

She’s good.

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2012

18

Dec

Kitty Lea 2013 Calendar of the Day

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Kitty Lea is a Glamour Model….and these are the pics from her 2013 Calendar that reminds us who the Glamour Model demographic is actually designed for….mechanics and blue collar workers who grace the strip clubs…the kind of guy who doesn’t use a smart phone or computers…but who has that basic instinct of “look at them there tits, they are big, my toothless fat wife doesn’t look like this naked”….

It is the simple minded people who inspired those trashy babe posters you saw in every garage back in the 90s, the “rear admiral” pics of ass style shit they sold at the record store….you know what I’m saying….and that is that Calendars are a shitty fucking gift, they are useless, and most importantly….they showcase tits….making them perfect for me…because I am a simple minded unemployed blue collar piece of trash who likes looking at tits that aren’t my wife’s….and I assume you are too.

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2012

18

Dec

Joanna Krupa Does The Beach of the Day

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Joanna Krupa may be on some low level reality show that America loves…cuz America wishes they had the life of luxury Joanna Krupa has…but to me she’s always going to be a failed model who for years did useless low level photoshoots…hoping one day her Polish tits would inspire and make an actual difference and land her an actual legitimate modeling career…and not one represented by Model Mayhem….you see cuz all she got as work was some shitty Maxim spreads that probably didn’t pay the bills even if it propelled her into circles where she could sleep her way onto TV…after a decade of trying to be famous…

She’s essentially nothing by an escort, doing hooker fucking things, for 1000 dollars a day….but at least she’s got a decent body when she’d doin it, cuz when looking at pics of her, we don’t have to deal with anything else beyond that bikini clad ass..

Here’s the video

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2012

18

Dec

Kelly Brook Modeling Bikinis for Galore Magazine of the Day

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Kelly Brook’s fat tits modeled bathing suits for an unknown magazine and I stole the pics…because insignificant wannabe celebrity from shitty movies chicks pushing 40 ….with significant tits…modeling for insignificant magazines….wearing boring uneventful bathing suits…when she should be modeling spread vaginaed if she really wants an impact….like she has in the past spreading abortion on herself ….

It is a fetish of mine…a very very very specific fetish

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

18

Dec

Kate Moss Modeling Legs for Stuart Weitzman of the Day

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I am not posting these ad campaign pics of Kate Moss for Stuart Weitzman cuz I am sure everyone reading this site is buying Stuart Weitzman shoes this holiday season, you tranny motherfuckers…or fashionista chicks….

I am not posting these because you’re a bunch of fucking creepy perverts, and high heel shoes and really anything feet related is something you like to masturbate to…

I am posting them because I have a crush on Kate Moss, her old lady legs, and her well traveled rockstar fucking, deadbeat mom, cocaine huffing vagina….so I like to keep track on what she’s getting overpaid for.

Posted in:Kate Moss

2012

18

Dec

Let’s Get Excited Over Sara Jean Underwood’s Tight Dress of the Day

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I find it weird that people are posting pics of Sara Jean Underwood in her tight dress for Twitter or Instagram….where she’s showing off her tiny body and huge fake tits….because It’s not like she’s a fucking ex-Playboy Nude Model or anything…where a google search will bring you hundred of pics, including labia shots of her…cuz that is how she got into the scene and ended up on TV….making it just weird to me for you to be into her antics, when THESE EXIST ….it’s kinda like jerking off to an ex girlfriend’s wedding pic….instead of jerking off to the pics you have of you fucking her….don’t bother with the fluffy bullshit that distracts from the core essence of what is important….focus on the fucking anus pics…

[galery]

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2012

18

Dec

Sophie Lie is Still Modeling Naked of the Day

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Sophie Lie is some tall, relatively hot model, who tried the low level celebrity groupie sex route to become a household name, before realizing that no one cares about Josh Hartnett, he existed for a minute…and that minute was a few hours ago, if you know what I mean…

Funny thing is that I have a Josh Hartnett story from a few years ago, when he was filming a movie in Montreal, a girl I know went on a date with him, and all he was talking about for over an hour was his hair and whether she liked it better now than in a previous movie….sounds like he’s lots of fun to hang with…

So now that she’s broken up with him, I guess she’s on the only mission she knows how to get noticed, since plan one, dating someone who was in movies didn’t work, and she didn’t get knocked up, so now it’s down to getting naked…and guess what…I’m noticing…cuz naked girls are the best….

Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Lie

2012

18

Dec

India Reynold’s Lingerie Shoot of the Day

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India Reynolds is some Glamour model…and pics of her modeling lingerie were released to the interent in what would be scandalous and shocking if the bitch was a fucking Glamour model who has been posing nude for the last decade…and who prior to posing nude was likely some hooker or stripper…or slut…with awesome tits…and daddy issues…trying to get ahead…

But I’ll post the pics anyway,

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2012

18

Dec

Claudia Galanti Taking a Pic of Herself Video of the Day

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I don’t know who this “model” Claudia Galanti is…but I have Posted Her South American Ass In a BikinI Often ….because her body…is pretty fucking incredible and I guess she knows it because why else is she on the beach of Miami parading herself around…possibly looking for a husband to make her American so that she can get paid to be working it…even though she probably is alredy vagina deep with a rich dude who is balls deep in her…cuz otherwise that’d be a waste of ridiculously awesome body….

Here is the video….of her taking pics of herself…cuz even when she’s not modeling for pay…she doing it….even if she’s gotta be the fucking photographer…cuz she knows a good thing when she sees it i guess….and I know I love these kinds of chicks taking selfies…cuz I know it means that phone has nudes that are just one bitter boyfriend away from being leaked.

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Posted in:Claudia Galanti

2012

18

Dec