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2022

28

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnets! It’s what’s for dinner….or I guess what you’d use to catch dinner in the apocalypse while fighting off starvation and too pussy to kill an actual animal because you’re still traumatized by Bambi or some shit…but instead of it being fish sticks, or fish filet or fish to grill on your campfire…this dinner involves a different kind of fish…one that can sometimes smell like fish….because not all pussy is maintained the same….

I am a fan of accessible lingerie, I like it worn as outerwear…therefore I am a fan of pussy in fishnets to get you in the mood to find an actual woman to go out there and fuck…this isn’t a jerk off site people, it’s a set the mood to celebrate woman so that you leave the house to FUCK them site….

If it was a jerk off site, that’d be pretty gay…me giving you jerk off material, do you want me to hold your dick for you too? You probably do…well if I get hungry enough maybe I will, since I’m too pussy to kill a Deer thanks to Bambi and don’t have any fishnets to catch fish with…FUCK….

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2022

28

Oct

Tommi Rose Tits from A Savannah Haunting of the Day

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I have never heard of this actress named Tommi Rose before, but she’s got a popping instagram with a shit ton of followers, and a porn star name, so I guess I should start paying attention more, it just requires way too much effort.

She doesn’t seem to be a porn star, but porn has been reshaped and there are many grey areas to porn, so you could probably debate that she is one on a level, and not just because of her name…but because of the porn star body….

She seems to be a singer and actor in some low budget horror movie, that is on Amazon Prime called A Savannah Haunting and she brought her tits out, so you know she’s a top tier actress willing to show tits……I mean that’s obviously why she bought them, unless it was for the casting, either way….it was to have a RETURN on INVESTMENT….

Anyway, as a new actress to me, showing tit, I figure an IG round up of her best IG pics is needed….you know since she’s officially talent to look out for thanks to having shown us the tits.

It is that simple…and it is shocking she doesn’t have an OnlyFans in this era of far uglier chicks having OnlyFans….

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2022

28

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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As a modern day philosopher with less reach than a homeless guy at at the convenience store in a small town begging for meth money, it is important to remind you that is not about THE PANTY the ass is WEARING…..but about THE ASS that is wearing the panty.

Meaning, if the ass is good enough, a burlap sack jacked up inside it would be exciting and not just because you’d assume it was a hobo or runaway who lost all her clothes in a fire on the train she jumped, but because if the ass is good enough, it doesn’t matter what it wears…

Meaning, the hole shaming of GRANNY panties from the 90s for about 20 years was a load of bullshit…to make girls, some with great asses, insecure about wearing the GRANNY panty despite it being more comfortable, due to panty-lines and being mocked…..unless they were on their period or in relationship when they reveal they aren’t all sex thong and girl’s gotta live….

I don’t think the patriarchy shamed girls for their panty selection, I think that’s just an excuse ugly asses make for burning all their granny panties and replacing them with thongs, only to have THIS here revival in a “don’t shame me, empowwer me” era of GRANNY panty….

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2022

28

Oct

Nina Dobrev in a Black Dress of the Day

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The Bulgarian Canadian who made it to America….thanks to easy immigration laws….that allow people who make enough money to set up shop, to cultivate their young child, by training them to be the actor sold to the industry that Dobrev became…..with the spirit of communism in her soul, this work camp ain’t so bad, in fact it’s quite swanky, luxurious and exclusive….

I don’t know if you’d consider her a huge star, but I’ve recently started appreciating her thin, fit, hot, kind of busty body, while her face looks its actual age and not overly like a muppet ,it’s a good thing.

I mean, I haven’t seen her act, EVER, but they say she was on TV and is riding that money and maybe she’s made some good investments so that she doesn’t need to work, like by letting billionaire Shaun White, snowboarder cum in her, BEST deposit ever…..

Plus she’s Eastern European, she doesn’t need much, just some rationed toilet paper and a dream….so starvation, famine, and all the fun that comes with communism has made her able to stretch her earnings as an actress so that she can do more important things like get stuffed by a ginger snowboarder….the way Eastern European Prostitutes would….not that she’s an Eastern European Prostitute, but we’ll assume someone in her lineage was and that shit gets passed down…>GENERATIONAL TRAUMA if you will…..DNA has MEMORY so that we learn and evolve knowing dangers that would kill us in the wild….we are animals you see….and if it is how to suck dick proper….SO BE IT….

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2022

28

Oct

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I don’t know any o fthese women, so I’m not about to talk their politics or their agenda pushing, I don’t really care about any of that shit, and I know it’s the reason I hate social media, it’s like LESS TALK more TITS, this whole whining, outrage, intellectualizing, giving your 2 cents on things that people genuinely don’t care about, but think they do, since it’s a trending Hashtag on Elon Musk’s twitter, is pretty fucking boring….but tits, I can get behind, or in front of, or stare at because I have nothing to do..

I will assume all girls are feminists now, it’s in the zeitgeist, it may not be traditional feminism, since they don’t have anything to really fight for, they have it all, but it’s a good way to keep us divided and MAD….

I will not assume that all girls go braless because of feminism, it’s likely more comfortable and fun to show off their actual tits….

I just call it Feminist Friday because I lack creativity…

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2022

28

Oct

Day 1 of Being a Girl….and other stepNEWS of the Day

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Furry on the Loose…

New York Where Dreams are Made or Whatever…..

If you refuse the jab, you are crazy, and must be force jabbed, because of your mental health for being crazy got you institutionalized, but don’t worry, you’ll be euthanized.

Skating Queen….

PANTY FLASH LOL

Train VS Robo Delivery….

Art Ruining Activists for Climate…

SHITTY fucking Video…

Katy Perry’s Demon Hand….

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2022

28

Oct

Sexual Assault in the Gym Prank for Youtube and Other TikThots of the Day

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Tennis Babe….

Boat Bitch Fail

Yoga Posing

Classy Cruise life

Squat Girl

Panty Flash Sock Removal Porn on Youtube

Flippity Bitch

Leg Stretch

Splits

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2022

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Don’t listen to Kanye – he’s part of the agenda, it’s all a troll….by design….just pulling off whatever stunt he can to get his trademarks all to himself so he can sell direct to consumer….that motherfucker as married to a Kardashian and is just an industry puppet who uses the “he’s crazy” angle to excuse himself more than the people watching him….not that you care about false prophets, fake Christians, narcissistic freaks or their statements, I’m just saying people are STILL talking about it like it wasn’t designed to get him out of a shitty deal, now that all these direct to consumer brands are cashing the fuck in…..he’s a demon, they all are…

In other news….can you still dress like a woman for halloween as a man, you know the frat boy dream costume to get all the girls looking up his skirt, only to end up at a slutty halloween costume wearing sorority girl orgy…..or is being a man dressed like a woman for entertainment purposes a hate crime, the new Black Face, the new cultural appropriation, where people WON’T even know you’re dressed up, just thinking that’s how you dress, because it’s Halloween everyday everyday for the TikTok generation of weirdos…

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2022

27

Oct

Jordyn Jones in a School Girl Outfit of the Day

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Jordyn Jones sucks at OnlyFans and annoys me because it reminds me that all these girls with all these followers are manipulating a small percentage of their audience to pay them a monthly fee to see pictures of them that you can barely jerk off to because they are mainstream or from the mainstream and not ready to fully jump into porn, but don’t mind cock teasing a little, walking that fine line, while landing on the wrong side if you were to pay her for this.

Girls wear these costumes to parties and have for the last 20 years, this is not some hot, curated, planned, professionally shot, booty content, she’s even still got her damn underwear on….

It is lazy fucking selfies, and she gets fucking paid, because all these cucks think supporting these assholes taking advantage of them is good Karama or will get them laid when it’s just cash pig taking advantage of them.

It takes a lot of retards to fill the internet, I just haven’t found them to finance my fucking life, but Jordyn Jone’s ass clearly has….

Step it the fuck up because this is trash, thonged ass and cheeky tit holding or NOT….it’s Nigerian Spam….with ass….but still SPAM…and I am mad at it because it is lazy, loww effort, quick cash grab….and it’s mean spirited, but there’s big round dancer ass and that’s ok to stare at for FREE.

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2022

27

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I read some viral story of some fake tit influencer who claims to sniff her man’s underwear to see if he’s cheating, I would have posted it here if I cared about her fake tits enough to take the time to do a post on them but you can just google that shit….

It reminded me of a story of a guy I knew who used to have the same shit, every night he’d come home to get his dick and underwear sniffed for inspection, like he was coming back to the decontaminating unit, and his girl wouldn’t even suck his dick when she was done, because she assumed he gamed her….

Which got me thinking, I only sniff panties to smell the pussy, I never sniff panties to try to sniff out the cum that doesn’t belong to me, that’s some CUCK shit that’s weird to me, so looking at this panties, that barely cover asshole, as it allows girls to flash their assholes with ease, in an era where that is important, while not doing the best job protecting the asshole juices from the pants, I realized some dudes sniff panties for the man scent not the woman scent…you know to know how much of slut hey are dealing with and that almost ruins the asshole behind thong post….ALMOST….because the ASSHOLE is too powerful of a force…sucking us all in….

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