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2012

24

Sep

Kat Dennings and Christina Hendricks Fat Chick Tits of the Day


Here are the fattest chicks on TV at the Emmy Awards showing off their tits that hardly impress me – not cuz I don’t love tits…but cuz I don’t love tits that come with fat chicks….

I know they didn’t get dressed thinking how they can impress me – but I do know for a fact that at least Kat Dennings knows who I am because she blocked me on twitter but more importantly tried to sue me for posting some topless pics she leaked in efforts to get noticed and land a TV gig……which shee did.

And like Christina Hendricks she challenges the capacity of wide screen TVs pretty fucking aggressively every week….

I know you are all gonna get mad at me….cuz she has fans and cuz you are used to fatter chicks…and I know you don’t care about fat if it comes with tits….but you are all blinded by the cleavage..and really I don’t care either way, I have better shit to worry about than these twats, like when I am going to get to take another nap today, but I will say I’m not impressed with cleavage on a fat chick ever…cuz cleavage on a fat chick is the only fucking move a fat chick has…and cleavage on a fat chick from overeating is about as impressive as watching a bitch overeat…but I am still a dude, and I still love tits, cuz tits are fun to play with… and should be celebrated even when they come with obesity, even when I hate obesity, cuz I married obesity….but as these two prove, tits have the power to distract from diabetes in training….


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Posted in:Christina Hendricks|Kat Dennings

2012

24

Sep

Rihanna’s Titty in a Bra on Her Bed Pic of the Day


Rihanna is consistent with posting her self-shot erotic to social networks…not because she has to…but because she wants to…she has puppet mastered the public so well that she could post a pic of dog shit covered in vomit and she’d get 100,000 likes….she could even just tell people to smear feces on their face and take pics and they would…she’s got power…but instead of having fun with it…she pulls the same shit all girls pull….that give me male attention shit…look how sexy I can be…bullshit that I love….and that is normally to get further in career and life…while for Rihanna…it’s just cuz she likes whoring….and that’s aweosme.

Here are some highlights of her Instagram from the last few weeks…

Posted in:Rihanna

2012

24

Sep

Elisabetta Canalis Tits in a Bikini Wishing it Was George Clooney of the Day


Pictures of Elisabetta Canalis hanging onto her fame for being an A-Lister’s vagina now that she is not an A-Lister’s vagina is pretty funny…you know to see what she will go through to get noticed or any attention…when it was all so easy when she was sticking Clooney inside her…now she’s done Dancing with the Stars…and is forced to attend events in bikini top….next step handing out sun tan lotion samples at Costco…..

It’s kinda fucking funny.


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Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2012

24

Sep

Sara Underwood Bikini Pics for Twitter of the Day

Sara Underwood teaches the youth a couple of valuable lessons…

First, when you are at your hottest and most marketable, you know when you just hit 18, do Playboy, because you don’t have to be all that hot, your youthfulness will get the door open since all guys like seeing 18 year olds naked…even the fat ones….

Second, when you are tired of posing naked and realize that you are easily replaced, sleep with or pretend to sleep with a star, because you will get noticed by the right people.

Third, when you are noticed by the right people, take a low paying job making TV for nerds, cuz nerds are loyal and will pay for your autograph at comic conventions for the next 40 years, making it a solid retirement plan for a girl who has no talent…but was willing to get naked…

Fourth, post sexy half naked pics of yourself on the regular to keep us interested….

She’ got it all figured out….


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Posted in:Sara Underwood

2012

24

Sep

Olivia Munn’s Cleavage a an Emmy Party of the Day


Olivia Munn may be the fucking devil….she may represent all that is wrong with America…like she was Honey Boo Boo….but she’s got it all figured out…Sneak your way on TV, get a fan base, try to prove you have sex appeal, get an ego…try to do movies, fail at movies, use celebrity to get invited to A-List events, show tits, get people talking about you, cuz of your tits, pretend they actual care about you, feel hot and awesome for a few hours, repeat the fucking process……and that works for me…..she keeps trying and I keep watcing..


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Posted in:Olivia Munn

2012

24

Sep

Paris Hilton’s Bikini Top in Hawaii of the Day

Paris Hilton is doing som PR bullshit…wanting to get some bikini shot by the paparazzi time to make people forget what she said about all Gays having AIDS and being horny, even though a lot of gays do have aids and are really horny, it’s some stupid rich girl commentary that should be saved for the luxury villa, and I guess she knows it and this is all strategy, because lets face it, forgetting her comments aboutu gays will be easy, since we’ve all pretty much forgot about Paris Hilton….and that boring sex tape that made Kim Kardashian….that’s what her fucking legacy has become and she must fucking hate it.


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Posted in:Paris Hilton

2012

24

Sep

Sofia Vergara and Other Sluts for the 2012 Emmy’s of the Day


I am the best anti-celebrity celebrity site on the internet…and in keeping true to my self given title of not giving a fuck about celebrities….except maybe for staring at their tits….not because I am bitter about their fame, fortune, success, or lifestyle….or because i am mad I don’t know them, they don’t know me, or that people aspire to be them and not me….or even because I hate that they don’t fuck me….but because my own life keeps me fucking busy…and real life girls are hotter than actors and just as insecure and striving to succeed at having people watch them…but more accessible…

So I had no idea the Emmy’s were last night…..I am sure I didn’t miss much…


Here are some Pics of Sofia Vergara dressed like a Mermaid on her way to a Hispanic Confirmaton…
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Here are some Pics of Heidi Klum Showing some leg….
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Here are some Pics of Hayden Panettiere in what looks like a See Through Dress….
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Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2012

24

Sep

Dirty Topless Dancer at the Folsom Street Fair of the Day

This dirty dancer is the next Patrick Swayze…

This was sent in to me by my very very very sexy hispanic friend who I want to fuck but she won’t let me…she won’t even send me nudes, or let me masturbate to her on facetime or skype….which is so strange because I ask her to see her spread ass pics on the regular…maybe she needs romance….

The kind of romance this big girl who is raging out with her gays is getting at the Folsom Street Fair this past weekend….an event filled with all kinds of gayness…and apparently some lesbian titties too…sure not the kind of lesbians I saw playin catch in the park at 10 am…all wholesome and lesbian…but the hardcore kind who probably rips off cock…unless she has one….it’s San Francisco people…anything can happen….

It may be shitty quality, but you get the point.

Posted in:NSFW|stepEXCLUSIVES|stepTV|Videos

2012

24

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not a pervert. I just like non-pornographic girls doing pornographic things…

That is exactly what I did this weekend…

Here are some morning links…

And This is the Part Where Mario Goes on a Murdering Rampage – VIDEO
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Get Ready For Some Champagne Facials
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Hottest Broadcasters from Around the World – VIDEO
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Billy Jo Armstrong Lost His Fucking Mind On Stage in Las Vegas and The Video is AMAZING
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Trampoline FAILS – a Compilation
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Megan is a Great Way to Start to Day, No?
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Crystal Lynx is a Sexy Blonde
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Have You Seen Courtney Stoddens New Face
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The 10 Hottest Women At The 2012 Emmys
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Free Cam Show Sexiness to Start Off Monday (NSFW)
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This Amateur is Rubbing One Out And You’ll Love It (NSFW)
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So Soft … Man Caught Having Sex with Sofa in Public
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Jenna Has One Sweet Ass (NSFW)
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Pole Dancing Fails Are Always Great For a Laugh – VIDEO
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Sexy Games Wanna Start Off Monday
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

24

Sep

Phil Varone’s Vegas or Bust Exclusive Clips of the Day

Here’s an exclusive clip sent to me by my friends at VIVID of Rockstar Phil Varone’s Swinger porn….

I know swingers…you know the kind of couples who fuck other couples with consent because let’s face it being monogamous fucking sucks and if you’re cheating when together it isn’t cheating at all…even if GOD is judging you…..but that’s just cuz GOD, or the church who invented GOD is boring….cuz I say fuck all you can and as many people as you can…but maybe that’s just cuz I am a romantic…..

I have tried to get into a swingers club at least 10 times in my life, alone, while wasted, unshowered and convinced it was a good idea but was always asked to leave by the door man in his tuxedo cuz I was riding solo, ready to jerk off, and I told them that my plan was to see how fat the swinger bitches were, cuz I heard they were nasty, and if they weren’t fat enough I would creep in the corner like I was a fly on the wall, or a creep on the fire escape peeping in…..

Phil Varone, from Skid Row, who has been on Celeb Rehab, and has turned to porn, has been a swinger for a long time, and this is his movie, featuring real life swingers, we’re talking non pornstars doing porn, and they are fucking hot…..


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Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|Video