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2012

20

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


Sitting in a hot tub while drunk with three dudes in a luxury loft in the gay village is not as gay as it sounds…eespecally if you’re waiting for girls to show up….but it may still land you HIV…cuz you know anyone with a luxury loft with a hot tub in the gay village is there to fuck..luring poor twink addicts into his palace to fuck….and you know that salty water taste on your skin is in fact the taste of hardcore gay sex that has gone one in that cess pool petri dish of shit, blood and semen you’re soakin in…

I know…because I have lived it…and Here are some morning links….

Milkshake in the Car, Whoops – VIDEO
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And Now, Some of the Sorest Losers in Sports
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WTF Photo of the Morning
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And THAT’S Why You Don’t Perform Magic For Kids – VIDEO
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Alussa Michelle is a Naughty Looking Red Head
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Chick Fil A is All Loving the Gays Now or Something. I Mean Honestly, I Hate Everyone and Even I Love the Gays!
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Jayden Marie Takes You to Her Garden of Dreams
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Gallery: 30 Vintage Photos of Hot NFL Cheerleaders
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Cam Sluts That Get the Job Done (NSFW)
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Seeing an Arab Chick Naked Feels Extra Forbidden and I Love It (NSFW)
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Fire Tornado Flames Up Aussie Outback Holy Shit! – VIDEO
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Jenny Takes a Shower and You Get to Watch – VIDEO
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Mitt Romney’s Dad Was on Welfare – VIDEO
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Sexy Games to Keep You Busy All Weekend (NSFW)
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2012

19

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

This place sucks…I’m never coming back here…I’m going to write about it in my fucking diary….oh wait…I think this is my diary…I’m suck at life…but I’m so good at failing….Hey ladies, you like jokes?

To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW this Links.

I am drunk.

Here are the stepLINKS….

Monica Lewinsky Paid $12 Million To Write About Putting Bill Clinton’s Penis In Her Mouth. USA!
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THIS BITCH => LINDSAY LOHAN GOT ARRESTED AGAIN
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Zoe Saldana for Gotham Magazine
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I don’t Find This Creepy Dancing Girl Creepy At All
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Kate Miiddleton Topless is More Expensive than a hooker
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25 Sore Losers in Sports
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Cunt Gets Dropped on a Kids Show
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This Babe is Flippin Burgers – VIDEO
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The 10 Worst Movies Starring Great Actresses
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It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s Haley King’s Boobs!
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Salma Hayek Cleavage, Oh My
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Joselyn’s Body is Completely Out of Hand
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Dani Matthews is a Sexy California Girl
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The Hobbit Offical Trailer
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Smoking Jay Cutler
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Miley Cyrus Driving Topless…
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Hey Baby, Why So Afraid To Show Your Pussy?
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In Between A Cock And A Hard Place
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Random Girl Rocks Karaoke
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That Moment When You Wake Up and Realize Your Leg Has Been Amputated – Zsa Zsa Gabor Edition
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Michelle Manhart Works It Out (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Are the Most Affordable Thing I Can Offer You (NSFW)
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Who Controls Mitt Romney?!?! His Brain is Up For Grabs
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I Love Me a Latin Hottie (NSFW)
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Prokom Cheerleaders Are Poland’s Best-Kept Secret
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Sexy Games That Will Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Busty Bryci in the Shower (NSFW)
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Rihanna Gets Leggy, Check It Out (SITE NSFW)
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Some Awesome Tits in this Shower Prank (NSFW)
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30 Breakfast Cereals Based on Movies! Yes!
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Here’s the Official Trailer for the Hobbit You Virgin
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Kim Kardashian Monster Breasts in See Thru Lace Top & Bra (SITE NSFW)
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Basically I’m in Love With Aisha Tyler
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Some Demi Lovato, Just Cause
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Alessandra Ambrosio Demonstrates the Importance of Stretching Before a Workout
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Well Hey There Eva Rose (NSFW)
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Chef On Trial For Killing Wife And “Slow-Cooking” Her Body For 4 Days
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Some Girl Named Kayla Fitz in a Bikini
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Pink Hates Miley Cyrus But Pretends Shes 15
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The Screaming Sheep
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Alexandra and Janessa Get It On (NSFW)
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What Do You Call The Area Between The Pussy & The Asshole? (NSFW)
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JEnnifer Nicole Lee is Rollerblading in a Bikini
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HEY ASSHOLE LEARN HOW TO DRIVE (SITE NSFW)
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Cindy Crawford is Still Drop Dead Gorgeous
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Monica Bellucci Hides her Tits
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In Case You Missed it in 1990 – Here’s Sofia Veragar in a Bikini
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World’s Fastest Piano Juggler
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Fetish Dungeon
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Lesbian Threesome of the Day (NSFW)
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Alicia Secrets strips off her lingerie!
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Random Porn Videos of the Day
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Spencer Scott anticipates having your tongue on her clit!!
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Hot Girls Willing to Get Naked on the Internet for Free for the Win
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2012

19

Sep

Sofia Vergara 1990 Bikini Commercial of the Day

All I am thinking when watching this bikini video of Sofia Vergara Pepsi back in 1990 when she was 17 is not how hot she was as jailbait, but that she was jailbait in 1990….that’s a fucking lifetime ago….a lifetime that has brought her fame and fortune and some Emmy’s and has brought me pretty much nothing but some STDs and horrible memories, sure…but still a fucking lifetime ago….

I dont even remember 1990 and most girls I have sex with were born in 1990…..making this Sofia Vergara character seriously fucking old….not to mention…I guess she was a late bloomer, or maybe just rockin’ awesome South American discount implants cuz her tits at 17 are not thee tits she has today…

I have no idea why this is hitting the internet today, it’s been on Youtube since 2010 and I am sure I’ve even posted it before , but whatever, I go along with the trends cuz I am a follower…..


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2012

19

Sep

Candice Swanepoel for Agua de Coco Summer 2013 of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is a bikini model…..who I want to have a destination wedding with…even if she’s not into that kind of thing…you know cuz she travels so much and just wants to spend it quietly at home….I wake up in her arms or her in my arms, although I am probably the more needy one…where we can gaze into each other’s eyes and sing each other love songs every morning for the rest of our lives…this love is eternal…it is til the end of time…why must she cheat on me by getting naked for all of you….I’ll have to have a stern talk with her about this….just as soon as she acknowledges I exist.

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2012

19

Sep

Ali Michael for Terry Richardson of the Day

Ali Michael is some model who is being shot by Terry Richardson…topless…She is 22, has a wikipedia page I didn’t read cuz I’m more interested in staring at her pics and in her giving me fucking boners…with her tight underwear, vagina definition, hipster looking hotness….cuz I love these hipster looking girls…especially when they are topless….good hustle Ali Michael…

Posted in:Ali Michael|NSFW

2012

19

Sep

Candice Swanepoel Hot for Victoria’s Secret of the Day


I just want to sing love songs to Candice Swanepoel….you know climb to the top of a mountain and scream her name to the heavens hoping it gets back to her…I want to carry her luggage at airports…I want to rub her feet after a long day of shopping…I want to be her co-star in the next great American love story…she is a delicate flower and I want to be the seed that helps her reproduce…She’s amazing…and her half naked body brings me great joy and hope of a better tomorrow….

Candice Swanepoel…I want to know what love is…I want you to show me.


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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2012

19

Sep

Nadja Bender Topless for Purple F/W 2012 of the Day

Nadja Bender is some model who doesn’t matter, she is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable with the countless other models willing to get naked to be featured in an international fashion magazine, but those other girls don’t matter today…today is about Nadja…it is her time to shine….let her have her moment…this is her big break she’s been working so hard getting naked for…

Posted in:Nadja Bender|NSFW

2012

19

Sep

Sylvie van der Vaart Stupid Faces for Some Lingerie Company of the Day


Her is some stupid named dutch cunt who is some TV presenter, better known for being a football players whore of a wife who groupied out proper and because of it has got herself on TV and modeling lingerie….where she makes stupid fucking faces half naked that I ignore because I am too busy staring at her 35 year old mom tits in the fucking push up bra she’s selling…cuz old, washed up, or not…half naked is all I need.


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Posted in:Sylvie Van Der Vaart

2012

19

Sep

Kelly Brook and Abigail Clancy Compare Cleavage of the Day


Kelly Brook is the worst…I have a love hate relationship with her, which in and of itself is fucking weird since I have never met her and will never met her, and really I am just having a relationship with pictures on a screen, which is probably not the weirdest thing I have had a relationship with, but it is up there…

The reason I hate her is cuz I know her game…posing in pics with other whores..the model who fucks her way to the right place and is totally irritating about it…playing the game, hustling and making money, even though she doesn’t matter…making me angry everytime I see her smile and get attention…..but then she lures me back in with her tits…cuz her tits…are some kind of wonderful….

Here she is modeling her clothes looking pretty fucking boring and hididng her tits pretty fucking unstrategically….
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Posted in:Abigail Clancy|Kelly Brook

2012

19

Sep

Damaged Amanda Bynes Turns Me on of the Day

Amanda Bynes has been in the tabloids lately for fallin’ off, losing her mind, breaking the law, crying for help like a broken teen starlet who was robbed of her youth and who is now going through her rebellious stage, and I am pretty glad all this crashing, burning and hitting rock bottom happened, cuz it gives me an excuse to stare at her legs, because before this scandal, I….like everyone else in the world…totally forgot she existed….not to mention I love a broken girl…welcome back momma.


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