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2012

Feb

Some Grammy Bullshit Recap of the Day

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I hate award shows….especially ones used as a jerk off fest for the 15 songs we hear non stop on the radio all fucking year to the point we want to rip out the throats of the cunts being thrown down our ears….but I got sucked into watching a few minutes of the shit…only to be reminded that this shit is not relevant anymore…it’s a dated system that doesn’t reflect what any actual music lover acually loves….likes here or even respects…it was a horrible miserbale joke….

Firstly shit was morbid as shit….from memorials…to Whitney shoutouts…to L.L. Cool J shoving his religion down all our throats by making us pray….which to me was beyond fucking offensive…preacher fucking J while vapid celebs who only care abou themselves pretended to care…

Then it celebrated women beaters…it remained a jerk off fest…that merged shit artists by linking them up with each other shit artists….in horrible collabs…it offended me at my core….and the only thing I liked was Taylor Swift on the banjo cuz I fucking love banjos…

I also liked that the world is forgetting gaga – which is nice

and that Rihanna actually brought the most hotness and it worked for me…

and that Katy Perry wore tight clothes showing off her dumpy body and annoyingness in Performance targeted at speaking to her recent divorce cuz she knows you gottta milk it…..

The pics….

Then there was Paris Hilton threatening us all with a new album…happy someone finally cares enough to talk to her….hysterically remiding us that LMFAO are little rich twats from Beverly Hills….

And The fact remains….Ryan Seacrest is a twat….while some Deadmaus was wearing Skrillex’s phone number becuase I guess it is battle of the over-hyped college scene DJs who make too much fucking money and get too much fucking pussy….even if this kinda publicity stunt is actually pretty fucking funny if legit….

Jesse J was there….

Kate Beckinsale…..was there…..

Whitney Houston wasn’t there….Who gives a fuck….people were asking me to rip apart Nicki Minaj…even though she has big fat chick tits and my penis is too small to even touch the edges of her nasty twat…but I feel her performance….the high school drama class performance…did a good job humiliating the bitch for being a lady gaga attempt at controversy pulled off worse than Lady Gaga does it…not to mention she was hiding her tit. The one redeeming quality her college theater club ass has…

Here’s the performance….

Now you can kill yourself…..I know I want to…

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2012

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This guy’s got it all figured out….even though it’s a little gay….

Here’s some links while I recover from the 15 minutes of the Grammy awards I watched that made me angry that it exists….it is totally irrelevant…it isn’t what it used to be….and the people they honor are not talented, but just contrived shit..I’m talking to you Nicki Minaj….

Prepping for Anal Sex
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World’s First Triple Whip 720 Double Tailwhip
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Arianny Celeste’s Hottest Bikini Photos
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Free Cam Shows. Have Some Fun
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Natacha Peyre Brings Some Monday Morning Hotness
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Hundreds Of Shopping Carts Moved At Once
Moving shopping carts difficulty level: Asian.
VIDEO
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ScarJo Bikini Pics
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Live Web Cam Sluts, From Me to You
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Amateur Sluts Eat Pussy for the First Time – VIDEO
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Video: Watch “Requiem For A Dream” Remade With Puppets
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I love Clam Chowder….
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A Pretty Hefty Grammys Recap That is Good for a Laugh
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2012

Feb

R.I.P. Motherfucker the Whitney Houston Edition of the Day

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WHITNEY HOUSTON is dead….the day before the grammy’s…..shocking….I am pretty sure she died years ago….but I guess deatht only counts when you’re heart stops beating…the cause of death is unkown…but I”m gonna say it had something to do with being a tormented addict…so whether her heart went out, or she finally killed herself, it is safe to say it wasn’t natural causes or complications from plastic surgery, or car accident, or murder…I’m already over it. Would have been more fun if this was an RIP Lohan or really anyone but Whitney post….

The other day I asked for a natural disaster or global tragedy or celebrity death because I am a sick person and the powers that be kinda pulled through today with the news of Whitney Houston’s death…why take a crackhead from us….

I can’t say I didn’t see this corpse of a woman and her tormented soul’s end coming the last decade…if anything she is a medical miracle who needs to be studied to learn how massive million dollar addiction took so long to knock her down…

And you know 48 is young to die…but at least she made her mark, made her music and left her legacy….something all the crackheads I know who died premature didn’t have the chance to do….

I am only sad cuz I love me some crackhead pussy….I will miss laughing at her crackhead behavior and trying to masturbate to her sweaty crackhead body and even cry to her Angelic song that is now actual angelic song when reflecting on all the lost love in y life… but the truth is we were out with the old on this bitch for a while now…this is no MJ death…she was ready to die and really trying to die for a long fucking time…the real tragedy in all this is that I didn’t get to fuck her like I was Bobby Brown…

Here is her last performance….2 Days Ago….

I have no sympathy for drug addicts…I just know it really gives us perspective how fragile a life is when you throw a million dollar drug addiction at it for the last decade…it also really gives perspective on how Kevin Costner has been a horrible bodyguard…..

Now we need to listen to all the memorial shit….but I think this homie does it best….

BONUS – if you want to see the last dick she had before dying fuck Kim Kardashian…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

As a journalist, I will keep on top of this story…digging for truths and all exclusives interviews and updates with hotel staff…friends…..keep checking in…

UPDATE: 10:15 – She’s still dead….

UPDATE: 10:29 – Still dead….

Update 10:39 – thinking about all the people who didn’t have a 10 year multi-million dollar drug addiction the last decade who died today….you know the mothers, fathers, kids with cancer, grandmothers, respectable people in the community….who didn’t spend 10-15 years killing themselves….

UPDATE: 10:41 – Just watched this performance at the beginning of her career….1986 Grammy’s…before she killed herself….

Update: 10:42 – Just googled Whitney Houston Fat

Updatee 10:46 – Looking for nudes….not necessarily of Whitney….but just found out she was a model as a kid………

Update 10:50 – Just watched this….and laughed…

Update 10:51 – Whitney Houston remains dead…and I think her ghost just knocked on my window….fuck…I hope I’m not gonna be haunted for life like she was…..

Update 10:53 – I’m totally over this Whitney Death….

Update 10:54 – I need to go get drunk and high like I was Whitney…cuz all this drunk and high talk is making me hungry to get drunk and high….from one addict to another….

Update 10:34 am (12 hours of not caring in)- She drowned to death probably because of prescription pills like Xanax…something I already assumed…because prescription pills is America’s epidemic.

Update 11:27 pm – After the Grammys…..where Jennifer Hudson performed for Whitney and L.L. imposed his religion on everyone by making them pray….leadiing to me making bad jokes about murdered families…

RIP Motherfucker.

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2012

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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This guy’s got it all figured out…

But not nearly as much this guy…

See…I like the express myself through online videos now…I write too much nonsense it’s time to let other idiots do it for me…

Ok here are the stepLINKS>…..

Michelle Bombshell McGee Rocking a Stripper Pole in a Bikini
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Wasted Whitney Turns Me On
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Rollerblading King of RUssia
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Great Dane Wrestles Italian Grey Hound
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Katherine McPhee Photoshopped Tits for Self Magazine
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Beyonce’s Baby Isn’t Black
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Lindsay Lohan Tried To Talk A Rich Dude Into Buying Her A $20,000 Watch
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Whitney Houstan Was Wasted and Here’s the Photos
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Have a Good Weekend
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Meet the Rollerblade King of Russia!!!
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The 25 Craziest Pieces Of TV & Movie Memorabilia On Ebay
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Jennifer Ellisonâ€™s Sweet Workout Physique
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Lady Gaga Was Bulimic. Yawn
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Get a Load of Italia
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Laura Vandervoort Shows Off Her Stems At The Movies
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Free Cam Shows Because I Want You to Have a Good Weekend
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Busty Blonde Gets Her Pussy All Wet
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50 Most Painful Pictures in Sports
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Coco Topless Twitpic
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Titty Symmetry FAIL
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Tom Hardy’s Batter Ass Crack – VIDEO
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Great Big Pierced Tits
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Emma Watson is Kinda Starting to Look Like an Adult Now
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Kate Winslet is Pretty Sexy
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Now That’s One Hot Ass
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Wheelchair Drifting WTF
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Meet Paris Dahl
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Do You Live In One Of Americaâ€™s 7 â€œSexiest Citiesâ€????
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These Sluts Get Creamy and Dreamy – VIDEO
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This Week in Celebrity Nudity
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Victoria Rae Black is Hot
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Liam Neeson versus Patrick Stewart
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Retro Babes Are Alright Sometimes
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Ladies Who Attended the Leila Shams Fashion Week Party
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WTF Photo Dump of the Day
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Chikita Has One Fine Rack
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Jessica Alba Was Drinking a Milkshake
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Peaches Will Help You Take a Load Off
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Those Gay Rumors are Hurting The Situationâ€™s Street Cred
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Hilary Duff Busting Out Her Ginormousâ€¦ Everything!
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Blue Collar Bottle Tricks
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Lana Del Rey for Lovecat Not Nude Enough
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Emma Watson is a Hot Flat Chested Slut
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Kim Kardashia Impersonator’s Ass
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Crazy Mom Pushing Her Half Naked Kid To Spin Too Hard….
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First Sit Ski Flip Ever
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Vanessa Hudgens Lives in a Homeless Shelter
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Coco’s Tiny Bikini
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Kelly Brook’s Shoot for Fabulous Magazine
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Joanna Lundback See Through Lingerie Pics
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Cintia Decker in a Photoshoot
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Arianny Celeste in a Pink Bikini
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Sophie Turner Titties
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Amazing Karolina Kurkova Thong Ass Bikini Pics
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2012

Feb

AJ Michalka’s Intense Twitter Pic of the Day

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Here is an inspirational post for all your nobody’s out there…remember that no matter how insignificant you may be…and no matter how hard you tried to be a big deal in your life, career, hometown only to have it not really pan out as you wanted it to….you’ll be okay….as long as you’ve got a good set of tits….You’ll get by…..and there will always be a bald awkward looking dude willing to “personal train you”….cuz other strategies of getting pussy didn’t work for him so he had to re-work his career and become a personal trainer so that girls talk to him….and if all works out fall in love with him……cuz he gets to know them so well and they trust him with their bodies…and even if they don’t fall for him…he gets great vantage points of their pussy in a variety of positions….that he can jerk off to….and yes I tured a post of a hot enough bitch in tight clothes into a post on her bald personal trainer….

So while you pick up the broken pieces of your life….here’s AJ Michalka, some failed Disney star at the gym in tight clothes picking up her life….

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2012

Feb

Jennifer Nicole Lee in Some Valentine’s Day Lingerie Photoshoot of the Day

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Here are some Valentines Day inspired pictures of Jennifer Nicole Lee in some lingerie to remind you that if you’re alone thie High Love Holiday season…cuz you are unlucky with women…don’t beat yourself up over it…don’t commit suicide…cuz cry about how lonely you are…cuz just around the corner is a tranny who will fuck you up the ass….or even free….cuz tranny’s are way less picky….like you they just seek acceptance for being different…and when you scrape away all the girl hair…and girl make-up….you got yourself a dude who you can relate to on a dude level….without all the girl bullshit…

Now most of you don’t know who Jennifer Nicole Lee is…and that’s probably a good thiing….but if you’re wondering she’s some fitness bitch who is always topless or in thong’s in bikinis in Miami cuz like all trannies she seeks attention…glamour and fame….

Here are those pics….

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2012

Feb

Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Other Victoria’s Secret Angels for a Vman Calendar of the Day

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VMAN made a calendar featuring 12 Victoria’s Secret angels in some 50s style jackets, wearing some 50s style vintage lingerie, rocking some prety intense cleavage and ending out my horribly hungover day just a little better but still horrible than it normally would be….it’s simple, get these girls out of Victoria’s Secret airbrushed nippless and vagina lipless campaigns and into some better concept stuff that may not be as half naked but that is less fucking repetitive than their played out – tried – tested and bullshit evil corporation marketing tool robots act that brought them fame and fortunes……

Calendars may be stupid, dated, and only used by elderly and mechanics but here are the pics….even though THESE PICS OF KURKOVA IN A THONG BIKINI ARE BETTER ….

2012

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the news….to get inpsired by….

Some Kid Wins a Contest but the Prize it at Risk of Being Revoked because it is Being Considered a Gange Sign

Woman Says Breast Implants Saved Her Life
Brazilian-born model Sheyla Hershey credits her breast implants for acting as airbags when she craned her car while driving drunk in Texas.

Teacher Accused of Sex With Student
Police have charged 27 year-old Ashley Jean Campbell with sexual abuse of a minor after they say the former teacher had sex with a 16 year-old male student.

Random Acid Attack Leaves Mom Nearly Blind
A horrifying acid attack has left a single mother of two from Northfield Township nearly blind. Meanwhile, her attacker is still on the loose.

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2012

Feb

Naomi Watts and Robin Wright in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Oh shit….old bitches from movies who I’ve never found hot are in bathing suits for a movie they are filming…and for some reason I’m posting it…probably cuz I am addicted to posting celebrity bikini pics…all while I know if I want to see hot half naked bikini hotness I just need to use the internet…Maybe I’m doing to for Sean Penn…you know to give him something to jerk off to while visiting the site…cuz I know we don’t need to look at 40 and 50 year olds in bathing suits and react like it is a good thing….we aren’t coaching an geriatric aquarobic class….staring at this shit isn’t our job…we are free to find actual hot girls in bikinis and that’s what I’m going to do….starting with Facebook vacation albums…#anxiously-awaiting-spring-break-bikini-influx-on-FB….

Word.

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2012

Feb

Morgane Dubled in La Perla of the Day

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Here’s a 27 year old model I have never heard about because despite wanting to fuck models….or at least have them sit on my face…I’m no expert on models…but her name is Morgane Dubled, she’s a big model who used to work for the Devils at Victoria’s Secret before being poached by higher end lingerie companies, she’s from France, french girls have anal on the first date….

Tis the fucking season….

Happy Valentines Day….the holiday used to take attention away from what is important…Black History Month.

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