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2011

14

Sep

Scarlett Johansson “alleged” Leaked Nude Cellphone Pics of the Day

Girls with cellphones are such sluts….they all do this nude picture thing…and it is amazing…

Here are the rumored Scarlett Johansson cellphone pics that were stolen a few months ago. I am not going to say they are of her because that will make me liable and she can sue me, but I will say this girl has a serious, uncanny resemblence to Scarlett Johansson….

I’m a firm Scarlett Johansson hater, partially cuz I think her raspy voice and acting is depressing and partially because I find her overrated….When I look at her I don’t see the hotness everyone else does, I see sloppy and big nose….but maybe that’s just by Hollywood standards…cuz these pics are hot enough for me….I guess cuz now I see her in a new light…or maybe it’s just cuz they aren’t of Scarlett Johansson at all… You be the judge judy…

It is 7 am….I am drunk and this isn’t what I want to be doing…You’re welcome. I am going to pass out and possibly choke on my vomit now….It’s been nice working for you…

Sidenote, between you and me, I’m happy to get some celeb nudity sent it, this is the shit the site was built on and the shit I wait for while posting shitty paparazzi stuff, so Scarlett Johansson or not, this gives me hope of a better fucking tomorrow…one sloppy tit and great ass at a time…

Sure these pics are hardly pornographic, gaping, spread eagled perverted, shocking or humiliating….They are all erotic, softcore nudes, all girls have taken of themselves, but that’s better than nothing….and more importantly better than her SHITTY SINGING ….here are the pics.

Posted in:Scarlett Johansson

2011

13

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

The dollar store is a great place to meet some low hanging fruit women with low expectations….and 18 year old college girls in really nice leggings jammed up their really young tight asses….and by meet I mean kidnap….

Here are the stepLINKS…..there’s a lot of them and they are all fucking good….the best ont the internet…truth…

Will Smith is Fucking Marc Anthony
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Well Here is Lady Gaga’s Labia
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Live Webcam Shows You Can’t Help But Love
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This Flask is Amazing and Affordable….
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ALicia Keys Gets Cheated On
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New Two and a Half Men Intro – If You DIdn’t Already Want to Punch Kutcher in the Dick – You Will Now…
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Salma Hayek’s Titties Do Pigeons…
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The Stupidest Drive Recklessly Spoof Video Ever
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Madonna Doesn’t Want People to Look At Her. Probably Because It Maight Turn Them to STONE
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Alicia Wants to Show You Her Secrets
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Six People Who Went to Prison For Being In the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time
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I’d Like to Be All Over Jessica Stroup
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Blake Lively Went to the Beach
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Charlie Sheen Got Roasted On Comedy Central
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Free Cam Shows to End Your Day Off Right
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WTF Photo of the Day – Doggystyle
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Curvy Amateur Shows Off her Boobs and Pussy
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Hottest Female Track and Field Athlete Pics
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Leilani Dowding is Topless
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Vaness Paradis is Weird Looking But I Would Still Bang Her, So
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Lady Gaga Goes Topless in ‘The Bride’ Fashion Film (VIDEO)
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Kate Gosselin is Such a Fucking Cunt – VIDEO
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New York’s Finest Dry Humping At West Indian Parade
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Some Kate Beckinsale Hotness
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Japanese Tsunami, Then and Now – GALLERY
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How NOT to Lapdance
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The Crasiest Ass You Will See All Day
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Basketball Wives and Some Female Stripper Nonsense – VIDEO
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Hello There Caitlin Wynters
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Britney Beth is Sexy All Right
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10 Hottest Female Youtube Stars Of 2011
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Jessica Biel Because It’s Been Awhile
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Amater Hottie Has Some Alone Time
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Hottie in Short Jean Shorts
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Maria Menounos Plays Basketball in Short Shorts
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Pretty Crazy Basketball Crash – VIDEO
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Nicki Minaj WTF Are you Wearing?
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The Dumbest People you Will See All Day – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Amateur Sexiness – GALLERY
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7 Things You Should Always Bring to the Bar
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Megan Fox is fucking Whining Again
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Vegan Couple To Serve Life For Starving Baby
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Some LeAnn Rimes Fatness
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Pilot Jet Escape
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Ashley Simpson’s Rocking Cleavage
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VIDEO: NY Cops Dry Humping some chick in a Thong
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Jojo Performs In Her Underwear
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Terrance Howard Leaves Death Threat On Answering Machine. No, Really, Terrance Howard.
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Some More Hendricks Tit….
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Madonna Showing Some Titty
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Dude Fucking His Stepsister
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Dude With Parkinson Hires a Whore –
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Some Naked WHore Strapped Down in Mud Getting Flooded In What May Be the Weirdest Porn Fetish Ever….
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Groupie Sucking Rockstar’s Cock
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2 Guys Sharing some Young Chick…
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Some Hot Latina Ass Fucking Some Loser
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Some Chick Who is Not a Fan of Smegma
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Some Mom Doing a Sexy Dance for Her Kids Has a Shit Stain on Her Underwear….Disgusting. Amazing. Real Life.
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GF PORN
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

13

Sep

Guess the Questionable Lady Labia of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post this picture and that’s probably a good thing, because this picture in its entirety is some kind of annoying, bullshit, fake, staged, annoying hustle….I’m not evn sure if this vagina is an actual vagina, or just mad to look this way intentionally…cuz that’s how obscure this cliche bullshit cunt is….

I don’t really have anything to say about it, I’m just gonna let you click the link to figure out what this fake tranny, but face of a tranny shit is…

To See The Rest of the Unfortunate Pics….
CLICK THIS LINK

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2011

13

Sep

Pamela Anderson Big Old Fake Tits for Old Times of the Day

Here’s a tribute to fake tits that encouraged so many strippers after her to bleach their hair and get fake tits in hopes of getting in playboy, then in movies, then rockstar cock, so that they don’t have to live the shitty life, even though they all end up living the shitty life, because there’s only enough room from on slut who you kinda knew would end up dying of Hepatitis way back when you watched her have unprotected sex, and babies with rockstar dick…

These cleavage pics aren’t all that erotic, but I figure since her tits are probably only 10 years old, it’s like kiddie porn….cuz when the minor is a set of fake tits…it remains disgusting but on a whole other level that is legal and not quite disturbing….

Posted in:Pamela Anderson

2011

13

Sep

Miss Universe 2011 is Miss Angola Leila Lopes Tits of the DAy

Here is the winner of Miss Universe pageant, Miss Angola, Leila Lopes because pageants are fucking creepy as shit…but hilarious….cuz I love me some half black women who think they are hotter than every other bitch in the world cuz they won some irrelevant title…even though they are the vapid, 2-dimensional idiots who don’t mind making fools of themselves…that specific kind of bitch looking for fame and it’s hilarious….listen these profiles….

“Loves to eat, but doesn’t know how to prepare the food”….”Parks cars, but doesn’t know how to drive stick so she crashed a Mazorati”…”She’s studying communications but has no career path”…”She was hired to milk goats for over a month”….imagine the handjobs….Genius…even though they aren’t….fucking retards…

Now here are some pics of the winner’s rockin’ tits…

Posted in:Angola Leila Lopes|Miss Universe

2011

13

Sep

Blake Lively in a Bikini on Set of the Day

Blake Lively was on set in a bikini…only for some reason no one has the pics of her in that bikini…but instead they bring us this as the closest thing….when really I wanted to zoom in on her bikini bottoms to see if I can see the remnants of Leonardo Dicaprio’s dried up semen she hasn’t washed from inside her vagina or it’s drip down her leg…because his penis was the golden beacon of light that brought her hope of a better tomorrow…even though she’s doin’ okay with those long legs on her own….it’s just that ever C-Lister wants an A-List scandal to give them some purpose…but more importantly every girl, famous or not, wants Leo’s cum inside them….and when they get that chance…they cherish it until it starts to smell…true story.


To see the rest of the pics of Blake Lively on Set…
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Blake Lively

2011

13

Sep

Christina Hendrick’s Ridiculous Fat Chick Tit of the Day

Fat Chick Cleavage never impresses me cuz anyone can eat donuts motherfucker…if anything I find fat chicks with no tits way crazier because it just doesn’t make any fucking sense biologically….and as I’m a titty scientist…it fascinates me….

Sure Christina Hendricks has harnessed herself in to look like she’s got a waist and curves like this was Hollywood of the 50s, but it’s not the fucking 50s, and as fun as staring at her tits pushed up to her neck is, it kinda loses it’s appeal when I visualize what she looks like naked….or in a bikini…when the straps are removed and we’re left with the true story….

But I guess showing off the tits, like fat chicks for decades before her, are a decent distraction from truth and sometimes distraction is all we need, cuz truth fucking sucks…

Posted in:Christina Hendrick

2011

13

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Great Blazer Tits of the Day

Here’s Megan Fox 2.0 who you will love not only because her name is nerdy, but because she’s in Transformers, and you can’t get enough of that shit….and more importantly, that she’s dating a middle aged bald guy, who sure, may have more money than you ever will, and who has been in movies, and has no problem getting any pussy, but who is still bald, and once you ignore his fame and fortune, that baldness gives you’re fat bald ass hope that one day you’ll find a bitch who doesn’t care about your baldness cuz she’s just likely fucking desperate for anyone to knock her up as her biological clock is tickin’ and she’s gone through everyone in your town…cuz it is safe to say the reason people like you get pussy is….is due to desperation and last resort….

Either way, here’s Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley in a pretty nice blazer, properly not obstructed by wearing a shirt under it like most bitches who don’t really get what dressing is all about….

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2011

13

Sep

Nicole Scherzinger Performing in a Mall of the Day

Hard Faced Nicole Scherzinger has finally made it….not because she’s on what may be the next big thing in TV thanks to Simon Cowell and his breakup with Ryan Seacrest, but cuz she’s all international in some of the most low level, hard bodied, bottom feeding international way…because these are pictures of her performing at a fucking mall like she was Britney Spears, or Nsync back in the 90s, when they were 14, before they were famous popstars, but on their quest to be famous popstars, working the mall circuit to get noticed by all the easy to influence suburban kids….in what is okay for a teen trying to establish themselves, but fucked up for a Pussycat Doll who miraculously sold millions of records in America, especially since UK pop music is just a sshit as her music….Either way, big moves for this twat.

Here’s an amazing video of the event….feels like we’re right there with the 8 people in attendence…this cinematography deserves an Oscar….

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2011

13

Sep

Eva Longoria’s Uneven Cleavage of the Day

Eva Longoria brought out some uneven cleavage to some event and I couldn’t help but notice because I love uneven tits, if anything it’s something I look for in a girl, and I’m not talking the subtle one tit is bigger than the other, like one ball hangs lower than the other, I’m talking cup differences that are so dramatic, it’s like fucking an A-Cup from one side, and a C-Cup from the other side, you know like when you see those half man/half woman costumes in old circus footage….something new depending on what angle you hit it….it keeps shit fresh, interesting, different and it’s hard to get bored, cuz you get options…and more importantly, you will always look in amazement of how the fuck something like this happens as there is perfection in imperfection…..or not..either way these pics are funny…she’s like a tacky hispanic bitch at the hispanic awards…who thinks it’s her tacky prom she’s the tacky prom queen at…in a over the top tacky dress….

Posted in:Eva Longoria