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2022

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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A nerdy friend of mine who I’ve known for over 20 years has committed to this story about a girl in his High School who used to fuck individually wrapped frozen high schools, and for 20 years I’ve been calling him out for being a liar, because everyone knows that maggot in the pussy from a broken hot dog urban legend, so no girl, at least not in the 80s or 90s when this reportedly happened was fucking frozen hot dogs, especially not in high school, and if she was, which she wasn’t, she’d never tell him about it, it’s just not what people did back then, their inserting of objects inside their vaginas was sacred, private and not something easily shared, even with the sluts who didn’t care about that information out there, they’d STILL keep to themselves….I mean, I used to drill girls back then about the weirdest thing they put in themselves and 99 percent said nothing, penetration was gross, which obviously I didn’t believe, a few admitted to candles, produce, a hairbrush and one used a crucifix because she was goth….

ANYWAY, my friend committed to the story, said he even saw her do it, that his friends saw her do it, like it was a regular and today, he decided to come clean and admit that HE was the one who fucked the frozen hot dog, meaning he put it in his ass, while his friends watched, but he couldn’t admit it, so he invented a girl who did it, to which I said “you shoulda stuck to the lie”..

This coming clean, honesty, because ass-play and weird sex acts are normalized, when dudes cutting off their dicks and calling themselves a lady is normalized, when having sex with men is not gay, it’s just inclusive, mixed with some weird Alcoholic Anonymous ask for forgiveness has got to fucking stop, keep it to your damn self, mind your damn business, go paint your nails and pretend your feet are the feet your foot fetish model posts but that you can’t afford to buy so you do a little DIY for jerk off material but don’t drag me into it, I am not involved, I am not interested…..I am a firm believer in shame….

It’s the weekend and I’ll you can guess who I won’t be drinking with…….but I will be drinking and you should too just keep the hot dogs in the fucking fridge where they belong.

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2022

Aug

Denise Richards – No End is Sight of the Day

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Denise Richards launched an OnlyFans which I think is pretty embarrassing, one of those situations where she’s not quite bowing out gracefully, but rather totally humiliating herself like it is part of some satanic ritual, but yes here she is, continuing to bring the nudes to her paying customers, that I’ll assume are paying her enough to keep it up….

Is it a mental breakdown, delusions that she’s still hot, a gift to the fans that she charges for, a level of not giving a fuck, one last cash grab to feel validated, while pretending to own and be empowered by her aged look, I don’t fucking know, but it’s happening….

You’d think she’d have enough money to not do this, but then you gotta assume the child support payments ended when the Sheen daughter, who apparently also does OnlyFans turned 18…….back in MARCH of this year, enough time to burn through the savings and feel it……

I just can’t imagine anyone doing this to themselves unless they totally had to and that makes me sad, like her deflated explanted tit…..YOU ARE MORE THAN JUST YOUR BODY DENISE, GET IT TOGETHER.

If you or someone you know knows Denise Richards, set up a gofundme for her, that all those Onlyfans patrons can pay, so that she can stop doing this to herself, it’s upsetting..

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2022

Aug

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Offs are pretty much the best trend on the internet……I know what you’re thinking “what about memes” or girls challenging their vaginas to fit the biggest dildo they can……or worse…….there’s a lot of weird fucking viral trends that start with the TikTok challenges and that end with self shot gangbang videos of girls getting pissed on…..but as someone who is a bit of a romantic, a little more into seeing a naked body versus that same body clothed not because I have a passion for fashion and want to see their style, but because I am a truth seeker and CLOTHING can lie…….but I guess so can internet uploads after being photoshopped in Facetune, so we can’t win…….but girls who are exhibitionists in a way that involve getting naked are wholesome, while girls who do vile shit to themselves for attention, or because they are confused into thinking that men actually find porn chicks hot, so instead of emulating traditional hot chicks, they go right for the gutter and go as extreme as they can in the gutter……it’s just brainwashing really, since I’ve known girls over the years and they’ve traditionally hated porn, the only reason they’d ever be into porn is because they are un-lady-like and more importantly, conditioned by dudes who jerk off to porn to think that’s what dudes like or are into and in their defence, dudes probably are into that because they’ve been conditioned to be too….normies can’t handle porn and don’t realize that on/off is far more erotic than two dicks in an ass while the girl is puking……or whatever next-gen porn is.

I choose erotica and I’m a fucking pervert, decades of perversion, committed my lifework to perversion and in being sophisticated in my perversion, I know that On/Offs are hot and if you don’t believe me, just watch.

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2022

Aug

Dua Lipa Braless of the Day

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Dua Lipa’s seems to be a Yoga Enthusiast who could suck her own dick, but likely just sucks other people’s dicks, in order to get to that top level celebrity superstar that she is.

They play it off like this Albanian Refugee who was Human Trafficked to the UK in order to be the next great American popstar was a self made, self starter, who just launched a Youtube and that was the end of that.

Amongst all the people, talented, digital marketing masters, she for whatever reason got to the fucking top of the chart, had all the TikTok hits and now goes on GLOBAL tours that sell out because people are sheep and like the same fucking things……..things they are told to like..

I don’t buy it, it would just be too hard for someone to manage celebrity, international tours, and all that other shit….

If she was a legit viral star from Youtube, she’d be running a podcast, doing brand deals, maybe an OnlyFans, the fact she’s doing world tours, means there’s a team behind her that SHE works for and that don’t WORK for her

But what do I know, she’s the best this generation’s got, even if this generation is scummy trash, and she’s on some rich person vacation with her tits out and that’s all I really need to know.

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2022

Aug

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties are probably better known for their derogatory name “Granny Panties”, shaming them into being seen as something that only old ladies wear cuz their pussy’s are so big and need that wholesome coverage. It’s like calling a gay a fag, a transgender nutcase a tranny, an autistic person a retard, it’s a take down for JUST existing and it is wrong.

Sure, full back panties are not as sleazy as other panties, and girls in relationships and on their period wear them, but when on a hot chick, they look fucking great and as panties on a hot chick, we still want to get in them, steal them from the laundromat or backyard clothesline, to wear as a mask, or to lick them clean like the washing machine we always wanted to be.

Clearly, girls realize that dudes don’t give a fuck about thongs, or g-strings, or booty shorts, if they’re panties, we’re sticking around to see if they come off, so hate Full back panties all you want, I’m more into empowering hot chicks to feel empowered enough to take pics of their full back panties so perverts like me get to jerk off to their panties, knowing that panties like asses aren’t created equally, but we’d otherwise never see them, so this is a thank you internet for convincing girls to take nude and half nude selfies to upload for us to see.

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2022

Aug

Madison Pettis Bikini of the day

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Madison Pettis is some Disney Kid I never heard of because I am not that kind of pervert, but you can assume that any executive who chooses to work in that environment is, but I’m the kind of guy who doesn’t trust. male school bus drivers, male teachers, male janitors, male camp councilors, male kid’s coaches, unless they are dads with kids in the league, in which case we hope they are there as protectors from the creeps who don’t have kids but devote their life to being around them, I don’t trust scout leaders who don’t have their own kids in scouts, you get what I am saying…

I am sure that part of Pettis’ fanbase is grown ass men with Disney Channel subsribtions, without kids to justify those channels in a “oh it just comes with my cable package” kind of way, even though cable is dead and I have Disney Plus which has all the Disney shows because I wanted to see Pam and Tommy fuck, and that’s how we get it here……..FOILED AGAIN BY MY OWN DIS.

But you know the type of pervert I mean, that Rihanna may be, because she found Pettis out of nowhere, or out of Disney which is weird and turned her hot body and good sized tits into a lingerie model, and she continues to deliver that hot body that has gone viral because of that Rihanna collab, but probably hasn’t launched an Only Fans yet…because there’s hope this will turn into mainstream celebrity and you need that hope to wash away before diving into whoredom officially, but you can clearly dip a toe in, and that’s what this is and I like it.

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2022

Aug

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I don’t know if these women consider themselves feminists, so I may be pushing my political bias on them because I don’t have much hope for society, especially the hive mind of society, that’s plugged deep into the fucking matrix that they push words and ideas they think are their own, when they aren’t their own but rather a 50 year conspiracy to brainwash them.

So if you’re a woman getting naked on the internet for free, for clout, for money, to exploit pervert dudes who are simp fucks that are too lazy, insecure, hopped up on estrogen to be man enough to say “bitch, you work for me, and we don’t fucking pay at this job “…..SIMPS and their idiotic only fans model of getting scammed every time you jerk off….DEPRESSING…….just not for the girls making 500k in 4 months off straight up losers……..

Anyway, if you’re naked on the internet you have to by default say you’re feminist even if you’re not because that’s how the programming work and the feminist programming of getting naked being empowering, or selling your body being empowering, or working and paying taxes instead of having a family being empowering is a fucking joke.

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2022

Aug

Eva Longoria Bikini Body of the Day

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I see the comments the thirsty fans of these old bitches who still produce half naked smut on social media in efforts to compete with the young babes of instagram who built their audience by being slutty on instagram.

It’s one of those celebs know they have influence, so it’s an easy fucking play to do the whole tits get hits, since a million people will like a pic of their smoothie on a tuesday without any of the sleaze..

It’s also one of those celebs love having all the attention and see nobodies getting famous organically, in ways they can’t control, so they have to follow their lead to solidify their spot at the top of the food chain.

It’s also one of those celebs need a social media presence as a promotional vehicle for any projects they do, so they can negotiate more money from investors, producers, brands or partners, even though they already get paid stupidly, it’s an add on.

So it’s a keep relevant, get paid, do the basic shit dumb hot chicks have figured out, because tits get hits……..and instad of people saying “Bitch you old, put some damn clothes on”, we get “fierce”, “amazing”, “sit on my face”, “you’re perfect”, “Linda”, “SHOW ME BOBS DESI”, you get what I am saying, just a collective dick suck like she’s giving you the world, by posting a bikini pic, only the wrong dick’s being sucks, since it’s sucking Longoria’s long whore dick.

Do we care why they do it, not really, old lady bikini is still worth looking at, especially since Longoria’s been working out, starving herself, putting that money to use, with non-surgical procedures to have that real life IG filters….looking better than she has in years,..but it’s a thirst trap, and at her level, she should do better.

I also can’t stand Eva Longoria, maybe like my old boss who was black and used to take us to the strip club with money he was stealing from our job, who would literally turn his seat around when the black strippers would come on stage because he felt they were coping out, selling out, doing what society expected of them, while he’d jerk off on the faces of the white strippers in the booth, cuz they were french Canadian and appreciated the extra 50 bucks he’d pay them…oh to be rich.

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2022

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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This goes out to all the outdoorsmen, survivalists, hunters and fisherman who are tired of jerking off to girls in their local Bass Pro Shops…….or getting off to sticking their dick in the mouths of fish they caught, or worse fucking dead deer corpse in some weirdness that happens after too many beers on a hunting trip you go beaver fever on…..you know switching up things for babes with guns or babes in Real Tree, to reach into a more glamorous version of erotica based on tools of their trade, or hobby, developed by a lonely fisherman, or maybe the dainty fisherman while lost at sea and needed to relieve the other fishermen, since AIDS and MONKEYPOX don’t factor into what you stick your dick in when you’re life is at risk of ending in a moment of crisis……..

FISHNETS..the mainstream,normalized, sold at the grocery store, lingerie that anyone from goth teens, to gay dudes, to moms, grandmas from street hooker to wealthy socialite can wear as an accessory to make a sexier non nude but near nude version of themselves to give and get boners……

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2022

Aug

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora is your Albanian Princess who managed to survive the Albanian Genocide of 1999 because she had already been human trafficked out of KOSOVO to the UK where they pretended she was the grand daughter of some important figure, so they could train her in an underground bunker to be a top level performer, as they do….

They must be so upset with the results of said training, because they got her to that record deal with one of their Homies, only for her to be ousted and forced to fend for herself in the scary world of a pre-instagram time, luckily, she managed to have enough hype from having that record deal, but luckily, instagram did happen and she was able to do that whole “Influencer Thing” while figuring out how to become an a-list popstar, it’s been 10 years, she’s not quite there yet, but thanks to influencers being the only thing people care about, she’s one of the more famous people in the world, all without many hits, or tours, because why bother when you get paid with less effort in a lazy generation of money comes way too fuck easy, just not to me…

Anyway, I can’t confirm that any of what I have written is truth, if it was it would be highly classified information, if I did know that kind of thing, we could assume the vehicle I was driving in would get blown up and made to look like a car accident, so I just make fun of conspiracies here, if they come true, so be it, if not, they are good comedic entertainment, right new FBI agent friend of Facebook, thanks for the add, making me feel so validated.

I can confirm that she has big tits, is in bikini, possibly newly married to that Tatiki guy, possibly knocked up, you couldn’t rally tell at this stage in the game with her already very fertile and engorged tits..and that’s really all we actually care about. Right.

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