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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2022

Aug

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I don’t know if these women consider themselves feminists, so I may be pushing my political bias on them because I don’t have much hope for society, especially the hive mind of society, that’s plugged deep into the fucking matrix that they push words and ideas they think are their own, when they aren’t their own but rather a 50 year conspiracy to brainwash them.

So if you’re a woman getting naked on the internet for free, for clout, for money, to exploit pervert dudes who are simp fucks that are too lazy, insecure, hopped up on estrogen to be man enough to say “bitch, you work for me, and we don’t fucking pay at this job “…..SIMPS and their idiotic only fans model of getting scammed every time you jerk off….DEPRESSING…….just not for the girls making 500k in 4 months off straight up losers……..

Anyway, if you’re naked on the internet you have to by default say you’re feminist even if you’re not because that’s how the programming work and the feminist programming of getting naked being empowering, or selling your body being empowering, or working and paying taxes instead of having a family being empowering is a fucking joke.

What isn’t a joke, is BRALESS LADIES!!

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2022

Aug

Eva Longoria Bikini Body of the Day

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I see the comments the thirsty fans of these old bitches who still produce half naked smut on social media in efforts to compete with the young babes of instagram who built their audience by being slutty on instagram.

It’s one of those celebs know they have influence, so it’s an easy fucking play to do the whole tits get hits, since a million people will like a pic of their smoothie on a tuesday without any of the sleaze..

It’s also one of those celebs love having all the attention and see nobodies getting famous organically, in ways they can’t control, so they have to follow their lead to solidify their spot at the top of the food chain.

It’s also one of those celebs need a social media presence as a promotional vehicle for any projects they do, so they can negotiate more money from investors, producers, brands or partners, even though they already get paid stupidly, it’s an add on.

So it’s a keep relevant, get paid, do the basic shit dumb hot chicks have figured out, because tits get hits……..and instad of people saying “Bitch you old, put some damn clothes on”, we get “fierce”, “amazing”, “sit on my face”, “you’re perfect”, “Linda”, “SHOW ME BOBS DESI”, you get what I am saying, just a collective dick suck like she’s giving you the world, by posting a bikini pic, only the wrong dick’s being sucks, since it’s sucking Longoria’s long whore dick.

Do we care why they do it, not really, old lady bikini is still worth looking at, especially since Longoria’s been working out, starving herself, putting that money to use, with non-surgical procedures to have that real life IG filters….looking better than she has in years,..but it’s a thirst trap, and at her level, she should do better.

I also can’t stand Eva Longoria, maybe like my old boss who was black and used to take us to the strip club with money he was stealing from our job, who would literally turn his seat around when the black strippers would come on stage because he felt they were coping out, selling out, doing what society expected of them, while he’d jerk off on the faces of the white strippers in the booth, cuz they were french Canadian and appreciated the extra 50 bucks he’d pay them…oh to be rich.

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2022

Aug

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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This goes out to all the outdoorsmen, survivalists, hunters and fisherman who are tired of jerking off to girls in their local Bass Pro Shops…….or getting off to sticking their dick in the mouths of fish they caught, or worse fucking dead deer corpse in some weirdness that happens after too many beers on a hunting trip you go beaver fever on…..you know switching up things for babes with guns or babes in Real Tree, to reach into a more glamorous version of erotica based on tools of their trade, or hobby, developed by a lonely fisherman, or maybe the dainty fisherman while lost at sea and needed to relieve the other fishermen, since AIDS and MONKEYPOX don’t factor into what you stick your dick in when you’re life is at risk of ending in a moment of crisis……..

FISHNETS..the mainstream,normalized, sold at the grocery store, lingerie that anyone from goth teens, to gay dudes, to moms, grandmas from street hooker to wealthy socialite can wear as an accessory to make a sexier non nude but near nude version of themselves to give and get boners……

Here’s a round-up

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2022

Aug

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora is your Albanian Princess who managed to survive the Albanian Genocide of 1999 because she had already been human trafficked out of KOSOVO to the UK where they pretended she was the grand daughter of some important figure, so they could train her in an underground bunker to be a top level performer, as they do….

They must be so upset with the results of said training, because they got her to that record deal with one of their Homies, only for her to be ousted and forced to fend for herself in the scary world of a pre-instagram time, luckily, she managed to have enough hype from having that record deal, but luckily, instagram did happen and she was able to do that whole “Influencer Thing” while figuring out how to become an a-list popstar, it’s been 10 years, she’s not quite there yet, but thanks to influencers being the only thing people care about, she’s one of the more famous people in the world, all without many hits, or tours, because why bother when you get paid with less effort in a lazy generation of money comes way too fuck easy, just not to me…

Anyway, I can’t confirm that any of what I have written is truth, if it was it would be highly classified information, if I did know that kind of thing, we could assume the vehicle I was driving in would get blown up and made to look like a car accident, so I just make fun of conspiracies here, if they come true, so be it, if not, they are good comedic entertainment, right new FBI agent friend of Facebook, thanks for the add, making me feel so validated.

I can confirm that she has big tits, is in bikini, possibly newly married to that Tatiki guy, possibly knocked up, you couldn’t rally tell at this stage in the game with her already very fertile and engorged tits..and that’s really all we actually care about. Right.

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2022

Aug

Wanna Wrestle and Other Videos of the Day

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Fit like Trace Cyrus

Make me a Damn Sandwich

Bikini Tits

Pigtails like Willie Nelson

No Bra

Tale of Two Whores

Bikini Girls

Busting Out of Bikini

Sloppy TIt

Bike Short Shopper

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2022

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am out here preparing for the famine that they are normalizing in the media, this eat bugs, farmers being bought out, evil corporations buying up the food, buying up the farms, paying farmers to destroy their crop, charging crazy money for farm equipment, fertilizer and all that shit, the attack on beef, attack on meat in general for the green agenda, when it’s obviously a load of bullshit, like Electric Cars that are FAR less efficient or GREEN than they pretend to be with their rare earth mineral mining, lithium battery disposal in the ocean….

It’s by design, it’s fucking crazy and I can’t see it coming because HE who controls the food, OWNS you…..and they already control all other aspects of your life, so what’s it to be. We’re fucked, look at porn, look at tits, buy nudes off girls who fake sext you, DISTRACT DISTRACT and deplete your life force all over your damn self, while jacking yourself up with ESTROGEN YOU FUCKING SOY BOY.

I am just not preparing very well, because I’m a poor planner and I’ll just fucking run to the wilderness to eat squirrels if I have to, but I see what they are doing and people don’t seem to fucking care.

I’m still annoyed at the people who got in other people’s business to yell at them for not getting experimental medicine, that they called a vaccine but by their own documents they call a gene therapy, like what a motherfucker injects in his body is anyone’s fucking business, and all these woke fuck normalizing asking or demanding or mandating people get some experiment injected in them, like it is anyone’s fucking business what people put inside them, and borders are still requiring medicine that doesn’t even work to be injected in a motherfucker, like fuck off.

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Donna D’Errico Tells the Karens To Fuck Off
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Sabrina Carpenter’s Cum on her Face Selfie
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Eugenie Bouchard reacts to the Bikini Pic used in her Vancouver Open credential
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10 Men’s Self Care Items
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The Visual Effects of Forrest Gump
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Rabbit Waits For It’s Turn To Get Brushed Beside It’s Friend!
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Sea Lion Baby Jumps On A Boat And Cuddles With Humans!
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Drake’s Got More to Brag When it Comes to his Scam that is Drake
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2022

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve been seeing a lot of girls on the sidewalk in their instagram gear, looking like they have abs from the front, but when you see them from the side, they look like they are pregnant, but I know they aren’t actually pregnant, it’s just what instagam bodies look like in instagram clothes on instagram muppets who have left instagram for a minute to walk down the sidewalk for me to judge their bodies………big tits though……good enough.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Brings Us in her Spa
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Sabrina Carpenter’s Racy Selfies
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Michelle Jenneke Bikinis
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10 Men’s Self Care Items that Are On Sale Right Now!
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Camila Cabello Pokies!
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Selena Gomez Busting Out of Bathig Suit
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Bella Thorne Vacations with her Ex
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Lily James as Pam BTS
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Manti Te’o’s Wife is VERY Real
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Instant Regret Mace Video that Must be Fake
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Rachel Bilson Misses Bill Hader’s Big Peen
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Alex Bledel is Divorcing
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Linda Evangelista Brings Us to the 80s
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Jenna Dewan – the Naughty Nurse
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Deshaun Watson Settles, His Hot Girlfriend’s Taking the News Well
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10 Tips for Depresseion
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Kendra Lust Looking Alright
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Man in Heels Gets Slapped by Cops
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George Michael Drank 25 Diet Cokes Per Day
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Drake Beats the Beatles
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The New Addams Family Gets a Trailer
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Hot Ali Cobrin’s In a Thong Bikini
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Rugby Player Does Reach Around
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Audrey Bitoni is a Babe
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Flash FLood Hits Oman
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F1 Helmet Cam Gives Driver’s POV
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Parrot Gives High Five
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Baseball Gets Stuck in the Wall in the Minor League Game
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Instant Regret Clips
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Smart Cat Opens Doors
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Old Man Attack
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Khloe Terae Bikinis!
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Tour of a Plane Cockpit
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Race Car on the Highway
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Simulation of Cars Driving Over a Pit
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30 Acts of Kindness
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Thief Live on the News
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Kristin Cavallari’s Country Cleavage!
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10 Men’s Self Care Items that Are On Sale Right Now!
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Demi Moore at 60 – Hot Bodied
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Doja at Upskirt
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Penelope Cruz – Swimsuit
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Amber Davies Tank Top
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Chrishell Stause Big Cleavage
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Aubrey Plaza Legs
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Olivia Culpos’ in a Magazine
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Priyanka Chopra in a Dress
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Leni Klum in Big CLothes
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Heidi Klum in Pink
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Hailey Bieber in a Slutty Dress
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Demi Lovato at Dinner
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Debby Ryan is a 90s Lesbian at an Event
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Daisy Edgar-Jones – Who That?
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Alison Brie in a. Red Dress
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Jennette McCurdy in Fuck Me Boots
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Jaime King in a Tight Opiate Addict Dress
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Tits and Spread
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5 Acts that Make You a Whore
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XL Dildo
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Almost Everything Makes Me Cum
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Horny Girl Plays with Herself
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Pussy Reveal
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Nude Busty Bella Jameel
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Masturbating Girl
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Crackhead Shit
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Fucking Windows
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31 People Having a Shit Day
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Sad Dune Fuck
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Green Hair on Dildo
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Scumbag of the Week
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Girl and her Fuck Machine
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Dildo in a Hot Chick
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Horny Weekend Couple
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2022

Aug

Fat Bella Thorne Back At It of the Day

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Fat Bella Thorne Back At It of the Day

I am barely a fat shamer compared to what I used to be, I just sort of stopped caring about whether a celebrity was dumpy as shit, since I hate them all, and in comparison to all the other chicks being celebrated out there, the celebs are actually still pretty fit, you know 300 pound women on tinder think they are hot and dudes fuck them nightly, so the fat class is definitely taking over and coming for your food. As a fat man married to a fat woman, I can say this is a terrible development in humanity that will make the world collective smell like an outhouse.

But Bella Throne, the OnlyFans model who I would rather call the OnlyFans baiter, like clickbait, only she gets paid for it, because her fan base are idiots with credit cards who think they’ll hav a shot with her if they subscribe to her, or if she actually sends messages, they think she’s sending them the message, or want to believe it, cuz they know the truth, the girl has an onlyfans content management agency and they rep a bunch of other girls, meaning they RUN the onlyfans for them, dummies……..

Anyway, she went viral at least for the perverts who aren’t perverted enough to watch Disney shows and had no idea who she was, because at 18 she started posting slutty fitness pics, that turned into slutty bikini pics, that eventually turned into her shitty OnlyFans she likely makes millions off per month.

So part of her appeal was that she was ripped, the she dated an Italian, ate a lot of pizza and pasta and knew that she could endit herself skinny like all the other fat girls, OWN IT, be lazy, but anyone who does fitness knows, it’s better to be fit than fat, not that I do fitness, but people who do, seem fucking into it……which is why she’s back at it people, a Fit Bella Throne with tits the same size cuz they’re aftermarket is back at it, and YOU should care.

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2022

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Every week we do a deep journalistic dig into THONGS and how ineffective they are at covering assholes, the window to the soul.

Every week we discover just how ineffective they are at being a panty, since you’d likely want it to cover your asshole, seeing as that’s the whole point of underwear, to catch your asshole juice so you can wear your pants for months without washing them, unless that’s just a guy thing…….or a homeless guy thing.

Either way, as each week goes by and we see more consumers posting their testimonials of just how shitty thongs can be, even though we all know they can get way shittier, we start to realize that maybe the girls showing asshole like the thong for its ability to show the asshole.

Shocking……..

Let’s do this again next week!

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2022

Aug

Kate Hudson Drunk Tits of the Day

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Kate Hudson is not just an industry bred, entitled cunt, who wasn’t that impressive as an actress in any of the movies she’s been in. I can’t remember watching her in anything and thinking “remarkable” or even that I’d want to fuck the bitch, other than for saying that I fucked Goldie Hawn’s daughter, which is probably the common reason people bothered with her when she was sucking dick while already destined to greatness, she just liked sucking the dick.

That’s not to say she’s ugly, or disgusting just a giant fucking whatever to me, but no one cares about me, and that doesn’t take away the fact that she’s a billionaire with her consumer product, direct to consumer, fitness line that is for the common basic white woman who would be into Kate Hudson enough to be influenced by her.

Well, not only does she inspire people like Owen Wilson to kill themselves, or try to kill themselves with her well trained rich and probably crazy vagina, but she’s also a bit of a fucking drunk, who likely always drinks, because what else do you do when you’re a rich white girl, I mean raise the kids, do more meaningful shit with your time, who cares, she’s posing with her fat fake tits.

I am a drunk, but still judge other drunks because it’s disgusting to me, women shouldn’t drink unless it is to socially lubricate them to black out so you can fuck them, but drinking is normalized, masturbating in public on drunk girls isn’t, so what the fuck do I know. NOTHING, I know nothing.

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