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2022

26

Sep

Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow turned 50, I thought she was 60, and the media decided to hype her bikini picture she posted to celebrate the milestone birthday, because when you’re an old whore, I guess the only way to feel like you matter is stripping down into a bikini to celebrate being an old whore, I mean I don’t understand the logic, but I don’t have a vagina that’s trying to hold onto a dream, gripping it like it would probably grip a watermelon thanks to being so blown out!

I just know that I never found Paltrow hot and that the People Magazine headline to this pic had to do with Paltrow saying she used to think she had to be perfect but now she’s just embracing who she actually is, or what she actually looks like, mom gunt hanging out and all, which I guess is code for “I’m rich, people dont care about my gunt, my audience are all 400 pounders, if anything an anorexic me is unrelatable and thus LESS financially lucrative” which is ultimately why she’s posting anything in the first place, MONETIZATION and an attempt to keep her brand GOOP relevant, since all these people are fake as fuck!

But as someone who never found Paltrow perfect, near perfect, or even hot, the fatter and older her is an improvement since it’s one year closer to death!

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Posted in:Gwenyth Paltrow|gwyneth paltrow

2022

26

Sep

Carmen Electra Aqua Fit of the Day

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I can’t confirm or deny that I’ve fapped to Carmen Electra, I am going with I definitely didn’t fap to her, but it was the 90s and a far simpler time, where some fake tit cleavage went a long fucking way, I mean, we were jerking off to music videos because we didn’t have access to porn and women were more obsolete than they are now, in that they rarely put out without having to wine them and dine them multiple times and even then, they’d rarely put out, especially if you were a degenerate with nothing to offer them, even those rich girls who wanted to bring a loser home to piss of their dads, that’s not to say fucking didn’t happen, it’s just to say jerkin off to MTV was easier.

She was hot, she was iconic, that was then, this is now, and now looks like she hasn’t got the budget to hire filmers and is taking her old lady, no concept of how technology works, trying to make some money off the fans like a money grubbing, addicted to being jerked off to whore still chasing that dream, and it’s creepy content.

I am hoping this is the preview shit, not the actual shit the subscribers see, because it’s pretty fucking shit and if you think this is hot, dude, you’ve been on the computer too fucking long and they’ve indoctrinated you with the muppet face, duck face, photoshop, creepy augmented reality pussy!

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Posted in:Carmen Electra|Carmen Electra

2022

26

Sep

Stay hydrated and Other Videos of the Day

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Slipping Under the Fence

Yoga moves

Booty Shaker

Fitness Art

little Dress

Yellow Dress

Booty vs Booty

Cowboy Try On

Ass Shaker

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

26

Sep

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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They’re saying that COVID is finally over in Canada, so all the bullshit lockdowns, the bullshit segregation, the bullshit masking, the bullshit social distancing, the bullshit arrows on the floor, the bullshit vaccine passports, the bullshit curfews, the bullshit alienation of a group of people not into experimental shots, the bullshit testing to get home or getting tickets, the bullshit if you don’t get a shot, you’re killing people who did get a shot, the bullshit using some app to disclose your health status at the border, the bullshit LIE that is COVID, or that it was deadly, or that it was dangerous, or that it was real has finally been dropped, but obviously there will be a lot of the woke idiots who loved the pandemic for virtual signalling, or an excuse to not live, or an excuse to not work, or bullshit reason to feel important, or to feel scared, or to feel like part of a movie, or to feel like daddy government is there to care for them, who will still wear their masks like pussy assholes, who will get more shots that don’t work and that may kill them, so they can pretend they are being healthy, I see them all the time and they all get mad when I get too close to them, which to me is a mental illness!

But yeah, all that shit is APPARENTLY done so they can move onto fake climate change, or fake climate lockdowns, or carbon footprints, or whatever and that’s a GOOD thing!

I just don’t know where that leaves the HEALTHCARE heroes, who I’ve learned are better served as a fetish, as porno, as subscription content…..a half naked nurse, doctor or medical professional is far better than an indoctrinated one spreading lies because they are paid to, rewarded to, or told they are heroes if they do!

Some of them did speak out, and most just went along with the lies, because ultimately, even doctors are retards who don’t know what’s up, they just care about the pay check!

So yeah, keep the health care heroes making amateur porn, it’s a better look, even though hospitals are grimy as shit and filled with bacteria you know they bring home in their cunts, but that you also know you’d lick clean if given the chance, because you’re just trying to do your part, or because you’re a pervert, which is probably you doing your part! IT IS ALL I KNOW!

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

23

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend, which could be the last weekend of your lives, end of the world, apocalypse, impeding collapse, SEPT 24, END of times, WWIII, nuclear, climate change, BLOOD clots, heart disease, NOTHING is guaranteed so make it fucking count and get off to some stepLINKS or just get off the computer, we don’t want you in these parts, you’ve got some livin’ left in you to do!

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Jenna Dewan Gives Us A Completely Naked And Bootylicious Selfie
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Sam Smith and Kim Petras duet
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Seal Pup Explores
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California passes human composting bill into law
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Stella Hudgens is Day Drinking in Her Bikini!
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Olivia Culpo’s Boyfriend’s Injury Report Quote Goes Viral!
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2022

23

Sep

Lily Rose Depp’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp posted up this slutty selfie, because now that the evil industry has cleared her dad’s name in the most theatrical and ridiculous televised court case that I don’t even think was a real thing, these are hollywood types and Disney has billions of dollars they want to make off the motherfucker’s Jack Sparrow ass and can’t let some homewrecking, low hanging fruit, opportunistic slut get in the way of their billions of dollars…

So, now that his name is cleared, his girl can launch her career and I think she’s hot, so I’ll stare at her slutty selfie, that she luckily cropped her Kentucky cankles out of!

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp

2022

23

Sep

Brooke Shields Bra and Panties of the Day

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This is disturbing.

I didn’t find Brooke Shields hot when she was marketed as hot, so 40 years later, it’s just fucking weird, but since it’s for the demon Kim Karadshians’ underwear brand, you can pretty much assume it’s part of some satanic sacrifice ritual, because why else would they say “you know who’s an icon who would be great for this, Andre Agassi’s ex, that big bitch from Suddenly Susan who may be less big and more fit but also 20 years older”…..maybe they asked for a different Brooke, but the casting director was dyslexic and lines got crossed and they landed here, and it’s not even because she’s in her 60s that I find this gross, it’s because it is just gross.

MAYBE that is the point. Make people throw-up, it is a Kardashian brand and thus vile to begin with.

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Posted in:Brooke Shields|Brooke Smith

2022

23

Sep

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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On/Offs are the most important thing a girl can produce in a given day!

For every Outfit Pic, a nude pic in the same post should be mandated, that way we can all see what is being hidden from us and what we are being lied to!

As truth seeking perverts, we want none of this padded bra, padded underwear, fake cameltoe shit!

Plus, thanks to the Kardashians making a specific kind of woman the ideal hotness, which can be bought at the day spa, or dematologist, we’re dealing with another threat, the TRAP, or tranny who can pass, because they do exist and without and On/Off, we’d never know!

There’s an attack on WOMEN, and the ON/OFF will save the woman as the coveted, most important species that we all know they are, because we jack off to them, and that’s the only thing in our life with meaning!

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Posted in:OnOff

2022

23

Sep

Rita Ora’s Fitness of the Day

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Rita Ora wants you to know she’s been working out, but more importantly, that she is more than just tits, because girls with tits always like to pretend their wins aren’t because of their tits, and to do that they are forced to squat all fucking day for months upon months, to prove that they also have ass!

The famous for being famous thanks to aggressively going to every party for 10 years, getting in the tabloids, using them tits, may finally be going back to her singing career that got her invited to those events in the first place, and I am sure her songs will be anything but uplifting, inspiring, meaningful, from the heart or good! These people all make empty and shitty music to help destroy a generation of people with meaningless noise so that one day AI will be the source of all their music, allowing all people to sit around masturbating to VR, but I prefer her in the gym all strong legged and ripped belly with the biggest gully to imagine cumming into like it’s some kind of mold you make popsicles with, if you’re into that sort of thing, homo!

Posted in:Rita Ora

2022

23

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets have always reminded me of some old timey shoot at the fair that you see assholes partake in, because it’s what I assume was worn in brothels of the old west, which to me was the ideal time to be alive, lawlessness, gold rush, killing, stealing, drinking and fucking, I mean no better era….

I don’t know if Fishnets are from the 1800s, but thanks to being available for purchase at every pantyhose rack in the drug store, which happened to be my favorite part of the store to creep on whe working as a stock boy at the drug store, which the women shopping pantyhose at the drug store never appreciated my personal shopper advice in which style to get, probably do to my obvious mini-boner, I mean it was a full boner, just a mini boner due to genetics or lack of testosterone in the womb, MAYBE I AM TRANS!

But yeah, those old ladies buying stockings for church hated my “why don’t you come in the back and try those on to make sure we got you the right size” approach and with that my dreams of being a fishnet vendor died, but I will forever appreciate the fishnet and the girls who wear them…..

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Posted in:Fishnets