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2011

11

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a facebook page and only 800 people have LIKE. That depresses me. Because a local homeless dude has a facebook page, and he’s got 2000 likes….Now these things don’t matter that much to me, but I think it’s making me look bad, so if you don’t already LIKE me, then you should…..

I expect to have 10,000 facebook likes tomorrow when I wake up….

LIKE MY FACEBOOK PAGE TO HELP ME STAY COMPETITIVE
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Seriously – 10,000 likes by tomorrow – or I protest….

Seriously – get your friends to like it….

Seriously….

Now Here are my stepLINKS….

Shakira is on a Break From Her Boyfriend so Let’s Celebrate With This Pics of Her Hot Body
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I Love a Great Story Involving Charlie Sheen and Whores and Vegas!!!
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Sale Ends This Week!!!! Real Deal.
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Because This is Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie and a Hell of a Lot More Fun (NSFW)
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Miley Cyrus: Slutty Biker Babe? You Decide
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Kim Kardashian Possible Cum In Her Hair…
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Coco Has Massive Tits And I Can See Her Nipples
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Miranda Kerr Spit Out Her Kid, So Here’s Some Pre Baby Hot Bikini Shots
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Babe On A Trampoline in Her Panties (Semi NSFW) – VIDEO
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And More Fetish Porn Bloopers (NSFW) – VIDEO
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The 50 Hottest Wives and Girl Friends of the NFL Play Offs
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Because Adults Have the Most Fun With Toys (NSFW)
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Some Babe Named Rochelle Wiseman Had a Panty Upskirt
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Giada De Laurentiis Is The Perfect Wife
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Kate Moss Bikini Shots Cause It’s Been Awhile Since We’ve Seen Her in a Bikini
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Irina Sheik, Cristina Del Basso, Lisalla Montenegro, Daryl Rene And Adina Barbu Oh My (NSFW)
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Kourteney Kardashian Mom Tits
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Flaming Propare Tank Guitar Hero…Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Olga Pavlova is Sheer Perfection
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Janessa Brazil + Slingshot Bikini = WIN!
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Victoria’s Secret Swim 2011
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And that’s What Happens What You Miss the Ramp
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For Those of You That Have Always Fantasized About Sticking a Gerbil Up Your Ass, How About a Rat Instead?
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You’re Gonna Wanna Take a Look at Bubbles
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Bad Girls Club Season 6: First Night… First Fight! [Video]
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Big Fat Mama Terrorizes Everyone at a White Castle (Girl Fight) – VIDEO
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We’re Awfully Lucky To Get to Look At This Babe Mariya (NSFW)
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Cody Lane Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts (NSFW)
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Man I Would Totally Bang Rachel McAdams
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Lesbian MILFS in Heat (NSFW) – VIDEO
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These Guys Are Sitting On Top of the Tallest Building in the World and It’s Kinda Insane – VIDEO
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Now This is One Sute Blonde
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Rewind 2010: Victoria’s Secret Catalogue – Alessandra Ambrosio
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog for Summer 2011 (Bikini Pics)
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And That’s Probably Not the Best Way to Test a Flare Gun – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day (NSFW)
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Big Tits Amateur Mix – NSFW
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Corinna’s Got One Sweet Pair of Tits (NSFW)
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10 Movies You Loved as a Kid That Are Actually Kind of Awful
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A Little Blake Lively
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Marisa Elise…Oh Man (NSFW)
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I’d Still Bang Ali Landry And Here’s Why…
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OMG! Holly Madison Is A Fat Pig
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Rochelle And Her Fuckable Upskirt
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2011

11

Jan

Addison TImlin’s Big Break in a Californication Sex Scene of the Day

Her name is Addison Timlin. She is 19 and Fucking 50 year old X-Files star David Duchovny on his show Californication is her break…Gotta love this kind of quest for success…a hustle worth standing on sidelines and watching cuz she’s got a willingness to get naked because it means getting on a big show….cuz if she doesn’t do it someone else will and some people just aren’t down with passing off opportunities, especially when the pervert producers lay it out for them they way it actually is…

So here are her great tits if you missed the show when it was on TV….

Posted in:Californication

2011

11

Jan

Emmy Rossum Titties Get Fucked in Shameless of the Day

I don’t know if I am going to get sued or not by posting this, I mean I figured if anything this just promotes their stupid show I’ve never seen, because it just started this week, but I do know that when I posted clips from the pilot, the team at Shameless was not very happy about it at all, but I think that’s because it was the exact same sex scene they actually aired……

I love the slomo the pervert who uploaded this video did, I feel like it was one of you perverts cuz Emmy Rossum is porn to you, and I don’t even know who she is…I just know she’s jewish, 24, raised by a single mother, met her father twice, is the neice of Vera Wang, was nominated for a Golden Globe for Phantom of the Opera, is probably best known for some Dragonball shit, but I only know that cuz of wikipedia, so here is her clips anyway….

Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2011

11

Jan

Charlie Sheen is Fucking Bree Olson in Vegas of the Day

In 2009, my friend went to the porn awards and hung out with some white trash pig hick named Bree Olson.

She had just won the AVN for best anal the year before and was on a rise to the whore who fucks dirty top….She is white trailer park trash from Indiana, I don’t know all that much about her, but that she’s now finally relevant cuz TMZ is saying Charlie Sheen was locked in a hotel room fucking her and a few other gutter pornstars at least until he made an exit from the Hotel this morning, proving yet again, that Charlie Sheen is both hilarious and amazing….not that I like pornstars, I just like how he handles himself in these situations, it’s joke….

I figured this was a perfect opportunity to re-release this video and showcase what happened when we were in Bree Olson’s hotel room during AVN a few years ago….I am pretty sure it was not nearly as sexy as what Sheen experienced, I hate pornstars, but I can guarantee there was a lot of eating involved…..cuz Bree Olson’s a little pig on all fucking levels…Enjoy….

Posted in:Bree Olson|Charlie Sheen

2011

11

Jan

Crazy Girl at the Pool of the Day

I am pretty sure I’ve seen this video before, I may have even posted this video before, it’s possible that there have been other videos of crazy people at the pool before this one, and I’m reallynot going to look into it too much, I’m just going to post it, cuz I think it’s more interesting than anything else I’ve posted or read on other sites today….It inspires….

Posted in:Crazy Girl

2011

11

Jan

The Many Faces of Cameron Diaz of the Day

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Cameron Diaz brought her long, lean, fit, old lady body I’d fuck, even if it’s not quite what it once was, because it’s better than most old lady bodies I see, maybe because she decided to be vain and not have kids, you know spending her millions on herself, living the good life traveling and partying and fucking various men, while all the other girls she went to high school with live the suburban hell life….but a face can’t always hide the hard living, the thousands of loads it has had dripping off its chin, botched botox, sun damage and a 40th birthday…Not that that doesn’t make her just as erotic as she once was, if anything the experiences that have tainted her ass, make her far more appealing, like choosing the veteran hooker over the fresh faced teenage runaway, only the masturbation version, that is if you can jerk off to a bitch in a red dress, which you can, cuz you grew up on comic books and Green Horney Hornet is all the porn you need….before realizing Seth Rogan is in it….cuz he fucking sucks…

Posted in:Cameron Diaz

2011

11

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Hits the Gym in Tight Pants of the Day

I was hoping these pictures of Lohan going to the gym would involve a little more pussy-hugging pants, cuz pussy hugging pants is the only good thing about going to the gym, I mean other than the endorphines Lohan’s therpay team is hoping kick in, so that she doesn’t get back on HORSE but then I realized she’s a fake lesbian and by default her vagina has figuratively closed the fuck up, I mean other than when Sam Ronsn shoves her head insider her in some reverse-birthing fetish cuz lesbians are weird…

These pictures suck, but then again so does Lohan, especially now that she’s sober and boring….and I guess so I am….See Lohan, we are connected at the soul.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2011

11

Jan

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Takes in the Laundry of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s fat ass wore tight pants to drop off her dirty laundry. I’m not entirely sure why she’s trying to get pictures of her taken by the paparazzi, but I can assume it’s got something to do with being an attention whore, cuz I know thaat there is no reason she would have to bring her own laundry in, she’s got people who do that for her, and she’s not as down to earth as you’d think her priviledged ass was, cuz everything has always been done for her…this is strictly her trying to get noticed, and with a mangled face and next level ass, that’s not that hard a thing to pull off…but between you and me, I kinda like her first approach with the sex tape she got pissed on in better than her dirty laundry and dirty laundry has been a consistent fetish of mine since I first ventured into a laundromat many years ago and noticed a pile of panties that were unattended as their owner took her hot college ass next door to get change…but that’s not quite the same exiting that comes with Kim Kardashian’s dirty underwear, because an ass that size must sweat a lot and more importantly, must be hard to wipe proper…

Not that it matters….

Here are some bonus pics of her applying lip gloss to her mutant face and lips….for those of you who can relate to a small lip gloss applicator….you’ll be able to visualize that’s you on her ridiculous lips….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2011

11

Jan

Snooki Monster’s Disgusting Panties Promoting Her Book of the Day

The fact that this half retarded troll is on a book tour makes me really question the state of America. I realize that she probably didn’t write the shit, but the fact that a publisher would put out the shit, is fucking scary and not even because she’s an ugly, pig of a person who seems like she was created in a fucking trash can outside a local stripclub when a used condom from one of the clients accidentally got a used tampon fertilized, but because everything that comes out of her mouth is everything that is wrong with America and now it is immortalized in book with all the greats before her, like Hemingway and Mark Twain and people who actually knew how to spell their fucking names…..Clearly, this is a product of publishers trying to stay current, relevant and meet sales objectives, it is their answer to not go broke, cuz no one reads anymore and if they do it’s on the internet or at the level of a third grader…we are all fucking doomed.

Here is disgusting on some Roseanne Barr kick making me nervous cuz I know when things like this are idolized the end is near

Posted in:Snooki

2011

11

Jan

Annalynne McCord as an Avatar of the Day

In remaining chronically useless, embarrassing and a joke of a bottom feeding person just trying to hang onto to her low level career as hard as she fucking can because she knows she’s talentless and it is just a matter of time before there’s no work for her, like when her garbage show gets cancelled….

So here she is dressed like an Avatar for the virgin losers who jerk off the Avatar porn, or just Avatar in general, cuz you dream of a place where alien bitches would fall in love with you, cuz human bitches want nothing to do with you.

This isn’t hot to me, but I am posting it anyway…I just hope the body paint is toxic….

Posted in:Annalynne McCord