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2010

09

Dec

Perla Ferrar’s Old Shitty Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Perla Ferrar is Slash’s wife and baby momma who he tried to divorce but who sucked him back in, probably literally, or maybe just be threatening him with all the money she was going to take from him, making him realize that marrying a crackwhore stripper in 2001, when your career was pretty much no where and when no one who actually worked or had money wanted to give you the time of day, was probably a bad idea. Now she’s addicted to the lifestyle, that’s why I always say a whore is a whore and a stripper is a stripper, the second you take them out of that element, you are fucking with nature, and creating a fucking monster.

I’m just posting this cuz I think ladies too old for tight pants in tight pants is funny, mainly cuz it looks like their asses are melting and despite that not sounding all that hot…it is…mainly cuz of the ease and willingness of anal sex cuz they know they don’t have what they once had and it makes them tap into their sexual tool kit that they’ve collected over the years and work a lot harder…at least that’s what I’ve heard….

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2010

09

Dec

Catherine Zeta Jones is the Widow in Training of the Day

I am not mocking the fact that Michael Douglas is going to die. I mean we are all going to die one day. He is just going to die sooner than us. You know cuz of his whole cancer that’s kicking him in the ass.

I am not laughing at the loss Catherine Zeta Jones and her family are going to feel. I’m a sensitive guy, even if I don’t really get phased by death thanks to my mother dying when I was just a little boy…throwing me into an existance worse than death…

I am just prepping for this hot pussy to be back on the market, lonely and sad, because if you are ever gonna have a chance to get in with her, this is gonna be your time, so work it.

I like Michael Douglas. I think he’s cool shit and based on Catherine Zeta Jones’ tight pants, I’d be more than happy to be his stand-in when he’s gone.

RIP in advance, cuz RIP after the fact is so useless since dead people aren’t knows for their reading abilities.

Posted in:Catherine Zeta-Jones

2010

09

Dec

Denise Richards’ Old Whore Body of the Day

I love Denise Richards. Not because she looks like Michael Jackson and I’m this huge Michael Jackson fan. Not because she was in one movie where she had a threesome when mainstream movies weren’t having threesomes….and it’s not because she was married to Charlie Sheen, but cuz the reason Charlie Sheen married her…..which according to my very very very reliable source, Denise Richards was a hooker working for Heidi Fleiss. I’m talking high class and expensive, who worked for Charlie Sheen….She sold her pussy before and after she worked in movies….and as wholesome a mom she wants to play up in the media….there is no way Charlie Sheen wasn’t getting just as fucked up when married to her as he does now….and this bitch was by his side the whole time….she is some gutter shit….who happens to have a lot of money…and can white wash herself in luxury but we all know she is nothing but a gutter whore….designer clothes, kids, expensive cars or not…and I find that amazing…but I love old weathered prostitute mothers with lots of money….it’s kinda my fetish…Someone should start a site about that…based on this post, I guess I kinda already have…

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2010

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I have spent the better part of the day wondering why girls don’t like sending nude pictures to me….I spend the better part of everyday wondering that….making it pretty clear to me and hopefully to you that I am one of life’s great philosophers.

I need to go pretend I am masturbating in the corner of my neighbor who never locks his door’s bedroom cuz I hear him fucking his girlfriend….and I’m romantic like that.

Then I need to get drunk. It’s kinda what I do or what I am…It’s my only talent and I am not really good at it, but I’m usually too drunk to let that bother me.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Snooki is the New Year’s Baby
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I Recently Had a Bitch Wearing Nothing But These and It Was Pornographic
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Who Wants to Hear How Lindsay Lohan Was concieved and Possibly Puke while Doing So
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Car Crash or Not, When a Man Needs a Haircut, He NEEDS A HAIRCUT – VIDEO
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Because You Need Something to Help You Make It to the Weekend and This is It
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Just Plain Sexy
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3 Hot Broads and Six Perky Titties – VIDEO
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The Hottest reality Show Athletes Of All Time
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Gotta Love a Sexy, Sexy Work Out
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Teri Hatcher Birthday Tits
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Some Angelina Jolie Just Because she is Everywhere Lately
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AnnaLynne McCord Sweet ass and Legs in Short shorts
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Fernanda Prada Has one Sweet Beach Body
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Aretha Franklin is Gonna Die in 3…2…1…
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Romanian Wedding FAIL – VIDEO
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Sweet Sweet Lesbians
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Draya Michele & Jazzie Belle Are Cover Girls
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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM BANGS!
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Topless Lap Dance VIDEO
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Claudia and Heidi Get it On
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Audrey Hollander is One hot Porn Star
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Oh come On Who Wouldn’t Want a video Game system and TV in Their Bathroom
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Carrey Mulligan is Looking Hot on the Cover of ELLE
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Elena is Dildoing Her Ass
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Whips and Leather Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Brunette Hottie in Short Shorts
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Man I Wanna Bang Keri Hilson – VIDEO
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Busty Teen and Some Incredible Tits – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Taylor Momsen Jailbait Cause It’s been Awhile
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Santa’s slutty Elves Wanna Wish you a Merry Christmas
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Karissa Shannon And The Other One Get Sexy
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Teenaged Girls Are Idiots, Plain and Simple
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Avril Lavigne Looks Trashy
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Striptease of the Day
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The 10 Sexiest Romania Women
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Britney Spears Showing Off Her Bra
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Michael Phelps Knocked Up Brittny Gastineau
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Get A Load Of Kelly Brook’s Tits
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Revisiting Lindsay Lohan’s Firecrotch
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Justin Beiber Uses the Internet to Surf Porn
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2010

08

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Topless for Inferno of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is great. I mean that’s how she developed her drug addiction, it all started with a broken soul and a need to self medicate to have a good time and feel good while not caring about anything else. She’d get naked, she’d get fucked up, she had a lifestyle people who don’t mind dying young dream of, partying, shopping, traveling, fucking….

Unfortunately, she’s slowed the fuck down cuz of this whole rehab bullshit.

Luckily there are still remnants of Lohan that was and who I think that will be again, like this picture of her topless for Inferno…..

Sure, I’ll take her any way she comes, I have a soft spot for her….probably as soft a spot as Sam Ronson has for her….but I’m not competing, I’m just staring at tits.


IF That’s Not Enough Lohan for You – Follow This Link for a Retrospective on Her Gingerly Cunt
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

08

Dec

Juliette Lewis’ Fit Lookin’ Crackhead Legs of the Day

I may have no soul, but for some reason I love Christmas, especially the carols. I don’t know what it is, but I can listen to that shit all year round, I can watch the movies all year round, and when everyone is with their families building snowmen and sitting by the fire telling happy memories and stories of Jesus, I’m busy jerking off to Juliette Lewis in her Family Vacation, 16 and awkward looking, the kind of girl who didn’t get fucked in high school but wanted to so bad she’d spend her nights masturbating….I’m hard just thinking about her ugly little face…

Here are her crackhead legs lookin’ fit cuz drug addicts don’t eat 20 years later.

Posted in:Juliette Lewis

2010

08

Dec

Mel B’s Big Tits Don’t Erase Her Ugly Face of the Day

Mel B proves that stupid tits, even when being pushed the up as hard as they can and being shown off as much as they fucking can, they do not erase a bitches manly, haggard, crackhead with AIDS and Hepatitis lookin’ face…..but it does a good job making me look the fuck away from it to get my 5 dollars I gave her to lick my ass worth….

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2010

08

Dec

Britney Spears is Showing Some Bra of the Day

I know people are posting these pictures cuz you can see a little Britney Spears bra, like it’s a big deal to see a bitches bra…but I’m posting these pictures because the shirt she is wearing shows off her plus-sized belly button hole.

You see, there’s nothing more exciting for a dude with a small dick than a bitch with a big belly button to stick that small dick in. It is one of those you aren’t gonna get off in the pussy cuz you can’t touch the walls and shit feels like a loose pair of sweat pants, leaving you with little else to do but get experimental….

That’s the whole reason I married a fat chick. They smell, but are always greasy and left me with options skinny girls just don’t come with, from holes to flaps of skin to fuck….I mean…so I’ve heard….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2010

08

Dec

Kesha is Fucking Disgusting of the Day

I like to pretend people like Kesha don’t exist…..she’s a fucking try-hard idiot. She’s trying hard at everything. From her shitty lyrics to her talentless hack skill set that doesn’t deserve the fame or money her BFF Katy Perry gave her, to her outfit and writing on herself that I am convinced she thought out every scribble because that’s just what try hards do….and apparently they also make facial expressions that make you think she’s trying hard to take a shit, which is so appropriate, because based on her album, her perfomance and her body, she pretty much is…right on that stage in front of her audience and pretty much wherever she take her disgusting self….

I am only posting this cuz she’s not wearing pants, even though she should be.

She is disgusting and she shouldn’t exist. Enjoy you fucking weirdos.

Posted in:Ke$ha|Kesha

2010

08

Dec

Jessica Alba’s Big Box of the Day

No, I’m not talking about Jessica Alba’s actual box, but I am assuming that hers is just as cold, dead and cavernous, you know capable of storing your Christmas decorations, and that midget stripper prostitute you kidnapped during a drug raid at the local midget strip club that you accidentally fucked to death when you got it home cuz you didn’t realize her little stripper pussy couldn’t handle your forearm, cuz shit hit vital organs unlike the pussy you are used to that is built like Jessica Alba’s box, cuz it has a couple kids and is lifesize. If you know what I mean.

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