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Bella Thorne Titty in Paris of the Day

Pixie Lott Pushing Up The Tits of the Day

Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day

Did Heather Graham Have Real Sex in Nowhere of the Day

Pregnant Margot Robbie’s Sheer Shirt of the Day

2010

Nov

Some Pussy at the AMAs of the Day

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I didn’t even know the AMAs were happening last night, otherwise I woulda called up my creepy friend and live blogged the shit… I woulda talked about Dick Clarke dying, or about how this award show is the single most useless award show…that is obvious the record labels just pay off for prizes as part of their marketing campaign…in one of those “let’s create an award show for ourself and award ourselves for hard work to trick the public to buy records”….in some corrupt Disney owned bullshit…

The AMAs fucking suck, so instead I’ll just post a few of the videos that I am hoping you missed..

Here’s Katy Perry’s First Performance….because apparently her label paid for two slots…

Becuase obviously one performance wasnt enough for the cunt to stand out since she fucking sucks yet still struggles to be relevant beyond just being able to sell records to retard kids…

Here is recently single Christina Aguilera trying to still matter….in an outfit people who emotionally eat have no business wearing….She looks like porky fucking pig….

And the highlight of the night based on me not watching the awards was this Rihanna ass hustle….but I like watching black chicks showing off their asses….you know that poppin’ shit white girls try to do and usually fail at…

And here are some pics of useless bitches who attended the useless event competing for the “most useless” title…in a competition of Uselessness that I invented in my head….trying to make this shit interesting for me….

Heidi Klum in some see thru shit…

Avril Lavigne cuz she’s still alive….

Fergie cuz I’ll always like tweakers…

Kesha Trying to Be the Next Gaga in Some Real Cheap Immitation act…

Jenny McCarthy for Autism

Rihanna in Some See Thru Shit

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2010

Nov

stepNEWS of the Day

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I am finally getting the stepNEWS up at a reasonible hour, you’d think I had this morning show fantasy finally on lock down, but unlike normal morning show hosts, I’m fucking up at this hour cuz I was on a fucking bender and haven’t got any fucking sleep yet…I am still drunk, my eyes are burning and I think this glass of wine is a horrible idea but it’s all the fucking booze I can find…here is some fun shit goin in the news…cuz it makes me happy….even though drunk makes me feel as happy as I can possibly be…Hello day. I can’t wait to pass the fuck out and sleep all day.

Here is the stepNEWS

Pregnant Dallas teacher arrested for sex with students

TX Teacher Busted Taping Student in Bathroom

Wisconsin man upset dealership sends mail to dead wife

An Wisconsin man thought he sent a clear message to a dealership to stop sending mail addressed to his deceased wife. Instead the dealership sent mail to ‘June Is Dead’.

Ohio Amputee Tased in Wheelchair

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2010

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Someone just gave me a bottle of Gin that was half drank….I didn’t really worry too much about the fact that it could have fucking AIDS and jumped right in. Unfortunately Gin tastes like shit straight and I had nothing to mix it with cuz I have no money and my wife isn’t around to rob, so I’m soaking tea bags in the shit, cuz the taste of Gin kills me. I feel like am in the Royal fucking Family, all I need is some crumpets, whatever that shit is, but I’ll just settle with this pair of my neighbor’s panties fresh from the laundry room.

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Here are my stepLINKS….

Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Sponsored By Coke, She’s Sponsored by Pepsi

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Candice Swanepoel Is Pure Perfection

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Teen Hotties Bounce Their Asses – VIDEO

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The 50 Sexiest Legs in Sports

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Chloe Sevigny’s Birthday Tits

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Heidi Montag Whiney Tits of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes Tits Make Me Weep

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Natalie Portman Hotness

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Victoria Beckham is See Through

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David Arquette’s Life is Awesome Now

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Cher’s Geriatric Tits of the Day

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I Love a good Animated GIF

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Fatty Fight at the Skatepark – VIDEO

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Brunette in Blue or Blondie in Gold? Take Your Pic – VIDEO

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Self Shot Hotties – GALLERY

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Amber Rose in Next to Nothing – VIDEO

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Father Murders 3-Month-Old Infant By Slamming
Child Repeatedly Onto Pavement

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Georgia Jones Hotness

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Ashley Simpson Just Cause It’s Been Awhile

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Sammie Likes to Tongue Fuck Her Friends

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Joanna Krupa Gallery

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Blake Lively, Just Because

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Irina Shayk OVERLOAD!!

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Latin Big Tits Web Cam Teen – VIDEO

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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Oprah Winfrey is Better Than You an Me of the Day

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Foreign Infomercial Fun

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Three Hot Teens, Because Good Things Come in Threes

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Wesley Snipes is Going to Jail

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Fem Joy Videos Bring the Joy Alright

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Every Arnold Schwarzenegger Scream From Every Movie He’s Been In

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Jennifer Aniston’s Body

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Amazing Cleavage

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2010

Nov

Candice Swanepoel is Amazing in a Bikini of the Day

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Someone commented on the site yesterday something along the lines of “Ashley Tisdale has a better face than Swanepoel”, I assume it was Ashley Tisdale, because anyone who reads this site knows I find her the fucking ugliest, and anyone with a penis knows that she’s not in the same fucking league as this Bikini model and really when you look at pics of this bitch, how do you even notice she has a face….I mean she’s the kind of girl who I’d ignore the South African flag tattooed on her pussy, or her South African Passport, or any South African warning signs that maybe, just maybe she has exchanged fluids with someone who has AIDS since everyone in South Africa has Aids, while trying to crawl into her pussy, because AIDS or not, when it looks like this, everything just seems like it’s gonna be fine…Seriously, she’s good.

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2010

Nov

Eniko Mihalik in a Bikini for Bergodorf and Goodman of the Day

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It amazes me that people refer to this site as porn, smut, trash, garbage, or all the other horrible things people who don’t appreciate my shitty financial situation, my bitterness towards my fat wife, my alcoholism and other addictions, including a love for all things grimey, disgusting and perverted, trying to add some enjoyment to my life by objectifying pussy and imagining myself playing with it, all while shitting on celebs who live an undeserved good life….say.

Because I’m posting the latest Berdorf and Goodman Resort collection pictures featuring Eniko Mihalik, my new favorite bikini/lingerie model I’ve barely ever heard of, so as far as I’m concerned I’m pretty fucking classy as I imagine her rubbing her trimmed red pubic hair on my testicles…provided she can find them….I’m high fucking society, at least I want to be with this whore…especially if it involves that shit I hear rich dudes get high class escorts to do,….

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2010

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Amazing Tits of the Day

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I think I need to be sent to fake rehab for my addiction to Lohan’s tits. She has the best fucking implants known to man and I know they pretend these are real, but their fullness and perfection is something only a lot of money can fucking buy and despite hating implants for the most part, these motherfuckers have me ready to put on my diaper and pretend I’m a hungry baby in need of being fed…cuz all bitches instinctively want to nurse a motherless child to health, even the self absorbed dykes…at least I am hoping…

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2010

Nov

Kate Sissons Whores Out in PIMP of the Day

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She’s the daughter of some BBC news reporter named Peter Sissons. I love when parents work hard at having legitimate careers, you know at providing their family with a life of luxury where they mingle with the Biritish Society, allowing them to be anything they want to be, giving them access to the best possible education and their daughters choose to play Dominatrix bitches in nipple clamps on camera cuz it’s the only job her “professionally” trained acting ass can get….

She decided one day she was talented enough, and looked good enough to work in the movies, to live the celebrity life, cuz the rich girl life wasn’t enough, but even with pullin’ all of her daddy’s contacts, nipple clamps and the splits is all this whore can get. Failure for her is a win for us. Amazing.

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2010

Nov

Adriana Lima’s Tits in Lingerie of the Day

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These pictures of Adriana Lima may be so fucking photoshopped that I feel like I am looking some white trash motherfuckers air brushed hood painting on his pickup truck….or like some sketchy weirdo pervert computer fan art you sometimes land on when surfing the internet….cuz she hardly looks like a legit person…but with tits like this, I can see past all that…and question whether this is what she looks like or not, but more importantly, I can forget that her pussy was ravaged by a baby and that she’s a fucking mom, two things I normally can’t stomach because child birth is digusting and more importantly, so is the idea of keeping the kid when you’re done with it…

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2010

Nov

Lindsey Vonn Does the Sharon Stone of the Day

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I live in Canada. I have lived in ski country Canada. I am pretty much an expert on skiing pussy and that is that the best kind of skiing pussy is the kind who is there on a ski trip, whether with family, friends, or school. The kind of girl who thinks it would be fun and ends up on the bunny hill all day, before spending the night in the ski bar getting wasted, soaking in hot tubs and all that other good stuff.

The professional skiing bitches are the worst kind of ski pussy. I’m not talking about weekend instructors who are there to party and fuck, but the racing chicks, you see in the tight outfits training, with goggle tans and legs the size of tree trunks, tits as beefed up as a male body builder, full thickness that allows them to hit their ridiculous speeds. They are never hot or dainty and are really just like dude.

So when I saw Olympic Lindsey Vonn doing the Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, I couldn’t get into it, cuz I know when she uncrosses her legs, her rugged ski pussy is something I don’t ever want to see. I saw Ladybug, I know how these things work….

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2010

Nov

Miley Cyrus Countdown To 18 of the Day

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I know it probably feels like just yesterday that you were jerking off to late night episodes or your DVD collection of Hannah Montana, back when Miley was 14….

You and your pervert desires couldn’t be contained… but that impending dark cloud and fateful day that you knew was coming has finally come, and the end of your Miley masturbation is finally upon us, cuz there’s no bigger turn off to a pervert like you that when a bitch turns 18.

I am not sure what that’s going to do to Miley’s fanbase, but I am sure she’s already got a plan to step up and sex up her act now that she can legally get naked for us, instead of just cock tease us about it all to makeup for the lost perverts…Not to mention she’s a daughter going through a divorce…a key ingredient in a huge percent of girls craving serious attention.

That said, 4 days til Miley’s 18th Birthday. Good things to come to those of us who like our pussy to not get us arrested….and to those of you who love the risk…take in what may be the last pics of her at 17….

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