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2022

22

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

Full back panties are panties too…

I am a tired, old, near expired pervert from a different era. I am like your grandfather telling you about walking to school in a snowstorm because they didn’t have cars back then, only the pervert version, and where I come from, seeing panties, any panty was enough to keep a motherfucker happy, all the hullaballoo, razzmatazz, pomp and circumstance in different cuts, different fabrics, thongs, strings, g-string, lace, shapewear, silk or satin, chainline, was all just icing on the fucking cake, and motherfucker was only there for the cake….

What the quality of a panty comes down to is simple, how good the ass and pussy in said panties looks, because you can put a top hat on a snake, or in this case a party dress on a pig, and it’s still a snake or a pig…..that I’ll still look at in their underwear…but the underwear selection is a chick thing, probably inspired by other chicks telling them what guys thing, only for us to take the shit and get blamed for their insecurities that they created for themselves, not realizing panties are one step closer to our goal of GETTING in said panties….one layer down…or more if you’re dealing with one of those three pant wearing scared of being raped type….and that’s what fucking matters.

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2022

22

Jul

Joey King Side Boob of the Day

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Joey King is making moves and by moves I mean letting us all know she’s got solid tits.

I don’t now if she previously had solid tits, because I was only introduced to her on the series she got nominated for a Golden Globe for, which is also the series she met her soon to be husband, who was her director that I guess is into doing the whole Weinstein thing of fucking the talent in exchange for giving them Golden Globe winning performances, which I’ll assume is a big deal to these people.

Regardless, she’s got solid tits, which I guess she’s putting out there to the world to let them know she’s more than just a Golden Globe nominee, but also the more important and highly coveted big titty owner….since anyone who gets any clout doing the whole acting things in recent pervert times has big tits. Just ask Sydney Sweeney.

My theory is that the industry has too much invested in her to not carry her into adult acting roles and the only way to break the annoying kid actor is tits….

My other theory is that hollywood is dead and this is them scrambling, which will work out nicely for Joey King as she’s getting tons of press, tons of work, as they try to maintain the whole celebrity bullshit.

Point of the story, Joey King is hot and a good actor, so give her what she deserves….a cum tribute. You sick fuck, I see you on Reddit, I know what you do.

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2022

22

Jul

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Braless girls are a trend, not an annoying political movement that is brewed in colleges, for the henchmen, or henchwomen, or in this case the henchperson or hench WOMyn, because you can spell women without MEN….motherfuckers from the patriarchy…..to bring into the world as their establish careers, social media footprints and all that other annoying shit that they do….

Braless girls are just girls who know that bras suck and it doesn’t have to be some annoying, over-analyzed, bullshit and outrage that people seem to have.

I saw some nature loving Yoga instructor take shit on twitter for writing “Get Outside”, great advice when you realize that computers and tech suck your soul, while nature enlightens you…..meanwhile a bunch of pasty skinned, terrifying monster chicks, got mad and tried to cancel her because some people CAN’T AFFORD to go outside, or can’t PHYSICALLY get outside, because they are 700 pounds and need a crane, thanks to sitting on twitter for 10 years crying…

So calling these girls feminists is racist of me, they’re just hot chicks with their tits out in shirt, not fighting the patriarchy, just fighting uncomfortable bras…which is always ENOUGH.

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2022

22

Jul

Pre-Swim Stretch and Other Videos of the Day

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Business Casual

Deep Stretch

Important Dancing

Ballerina Ass

Titty Shake

Big Eyes

Russian Long Jumper

Bikini Dancer

Maid Service

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

22

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess I should update the site, you know with the whole being addicted to updating the site, despite the site costing me money to keep going, because I failed to seduce you, dear reader, into paying me 10 dollars a month to keep doing this….because it’s probably not worth your 10 dollars a month for me to keep doing this….but I did always relate to homeless people more than normal people…so I probably should have taken their approach to begging for money…rather than trying to find advertisers into being on a site called DrunkenStepfather that posts nudity and is banned everywhere…

I don’t get depressed about these things, I think the fact this is a total waste of time adds to the hilariousness of the whole thing….

A grown man with a titty blog in an era of titty blogs being obsolete, holding onto a dream, that was never a dream, because not much else is going on…..because sometimes money, success, clout or fame isn’t the motivator…but reposting titty pics of bitches I don’t know, who don’t fuck me is the motivator….the weird fucking motivator…

I should get a job at a car wash.

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning // afternoon, I like sleeping, fuck you.

Genie Bouchard Lit Up the Red Carpet at the ESPYs
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Aaron Rodgers’ brutal dig at devout Christian Russell Wilson
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Halsey Launches a Product Being Slutty
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Olivia Dunne – Hot Fucking Gymnast
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Ben and Jen Fake Honeymoon in Paris
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Dog Pees in Toilet
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Man Tests Pet Friendly Ubers with Dangerous Animals
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Gym Pranks
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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2022

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s summer, a heat wave in most places because of that whole manufactured Global Warming scam, that people like to think is all their fault, because they use plastic straws and drive gas vehicles, forgetting that the big companies that make those things, are more likely the problem, but blame the everyday man, ourselves, each other, it fuels outrage, causes conflict and division which is always a good time, because it’s summer, a heat wave in most places which means that girls are half naked, sports bras, braless, bike shorts, wrestling unitards, short skirts, pantyless, it’s public masturbation station and YOU are invited…..

I am going to start making sounding videos for OnlyFans, because this site doesn’t make money, and you have to follow the market….you know treat it like a business….

So I figure a shoving household objects in your dick’s peehole is a good starting point, start small with a pencil and work your way up to other things like stray cats or cans of peas…or better yet….your mom….your wife….while you watch….you cuck.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kate Beckinsale Fights with Daily Mail over Fox
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Alysha Newman Turned Heads at the ESPYs
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Alexandra Daddario’s Body Positivity Campaign
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Brooks Nader – See Through Swimsuit
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Bella Hadid Gives a Slutty Bikini Selfie
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Lady Gaga’s Dog Walker Shooter has been Freed
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Social Media Star Charly Jordan Bikinis in Miami for the Paparazzi
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Kentucky QB Will Levis Puts Mayo in His Coffee
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Amanda Cerny’s Nipple Pasties!
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Eddie Vedder Lost his Voice from Wildfire Smoke
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Man Taught Dog to Fetch Drinks
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Welcome Mat of the Day
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24 Life Hacks
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Iris Law is in a Bikini
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WWE Superstar Carmella Shows Off Her Assets at the Beach
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20 Awkward Couple Photos
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Former adult star claims selling body on Internet is better than giving it to the ARMY
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Ben and Jen’s Insane Huge Mansion
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The Reason Behind Why Americans Aren’t Paid Enough!
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Malu Trevejo Found the Perfect Shorts
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Delivering Food in 2022
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The World’s Most Controversial Painting
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Charli XCX in the Sand in a Bikini
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Kyler Murray Reaches a Five-Year, $230.5 Million Extension With the Cardinals
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Madison Pettis Hot in Bikini
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Ricky Martin – No Longer into Incest
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Army Rations From Around the World
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20 Foot Shark Approaches Boat
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Drummer Plays Cool Rap And Hip-Hop Songs On Percussion Instruments!
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Firefighter’s Leg Gets Caught in a Crash
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J.J. Watt Offers to Help With Funeral of a Woman’s Grandfather After Seeing That She Was Selling His Merchandise
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Hot Nude Model in the Boots
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Pizza Delivery Hero
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Fridge from the 50s is Pretty Advanced
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Redbull Soap Box Derby Highlights
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Washing a Car with an Aggressive Power Washer
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Hayley Hasselhoff Big Girl Tits on the Beach
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Eva Longoria – One Piece VS Two Piece
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Katie Perry Eating on Set
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Sarah Hyland Legs on TV
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Priyanka Chopra in her Bikini
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Olivia Dunne in a Dress at the ESPY Awards
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Mikaela Shiffrn at the ESPYs
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Lindsay Vonn at the ESPYs
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Kate Austin at the ESPYs
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Aubrey Plaza Hot at the ESPYs
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Eugenie Bouchard at the ESPYs
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Alison Brie at the ESPYs
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Hannnah Waddingham at the ESPYs
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Hannah Waddingham at the Ted Lasso Event – Tits Out
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Bella Hadid in a Tight T-Shirt
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Kylie Jenner in a Slutty Dress
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Natalie Alyn Lind – Sports Bra / Crop Top with the Big Tits
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Maria Bakalova in a Mini Skirt
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Joey King Looking Hot
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Zazie Beetz in a Tube Top Dress
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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SOUNDING!
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6 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Social Experiments Went Too Far
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Beast of a Toy
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The Great Outdoors
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Puffy Pussy
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Oiled Up Lady
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Spread Pussy
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Don’t Let Crazy Dictate Your Sex Life
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Naughty Nurse
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Hard Nips!
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Hot Tits Masturbating
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Black Dildo Riding
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26 People Definitely Having a Shit Day
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In the Shower with Hot Tits
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Bi Tit Girl Rides a Weird Male Sex Doll
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DIRTY PANTIES
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Cowboy Themed Lesbians
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Solid Bush
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Misfit Memes!
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Big Ass Jiggle
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PUBLIC NUDITY with Hot Tits
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Fucked by Two Guys Outdoor
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Labia Jiggle
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Riverside Dick Suck
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Candle Wax and Cigarettes
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Spread Asshole
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Dick Sucker
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Strap On Sex
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Amateur Fucked Up the Ass
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Parking Lot Party Girl
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Hot Chick and her Sex Toys Up IN her
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Perverted Music Video of the Day
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Flower Crowned Slut
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Handjob into Fries
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Abella Danger and Joanna Angel in a Shoot
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MILF GROOL
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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2022

21

Jul

Britney Spears Nude Hostage Pics of the Day

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I am a firm believer that mental health issues aren’t real, but manufactured by whining people, or the people around people who need to be controlled, or by doctors who are aggressive on the prescription pad…and that the real epidemic, other than us living in some prison lie, is the over prescribing of MIND ALTERING DRUGS to normies who feel sad, unmotivated or anxious in a society designed to keep them sad, unmotivated or anxious….I mean, go on social media that shit is fucked…

I saw that the USA is the highest rate of SSRI that don’t actually help these self proclaimed crazy people, they just make them retarded versions of themselves, now with diagnosed mental health issues to whine about, but never ever solving the actual mental health issue, weak, mental, retard, fucks…

So I don’t think Britney was ever mental, but saying she was and getting the judge on board was pretty effective at locking her down to produce money instead of dipping out because she was done with this shit…

There are rumors that Britney’s no even alive anymore, or she’s institutionalized, and the OLD AS SHIT pictures that they pretend she is posting are pretty clear evidence of that…

She’s Britney Spears and her sexts are obviously expected to be FAR better than this shit, you know, since all the phone and camera companies likely gift her the LATEST and greatest tech….but instead we get this shit shot on a fucking VCR…or original NINTENDO…it’s weird.

Maybe they upload them to humiliate her, to push that she’s lost her mind….for the Free Britney movement to buy into and think “maybe she needs her handlers”…..or maybe these are pics she send her fake actor husband when trying to sext him a few years ago that they’re re-purposing to distract you from her being institutionalized…she claims to be in London….where are the paparazzi pics….I thought London had the most aggressive paparazzi….SUSPICIOUS….

Her captions for this content in no specific order are;

??? When’s Halloween ???? ?
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Not sure … tea or coffee ??? ???? I held my phone up with a book and a remote control to shoot this …
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Waking up in London ?? with my Cabo thong

Who cares when she’s holding her tits and spreading her censored ass, plus a bitch’s mental health or level of crazy never turns me off, it just means shit’s about to get a lot more entertaining…..even though I don’t believe in Mental health as a concept that needs meds, I do know that people are fucking nuts….but this is pretty fucking weird….so something different to try to jerk off to!

Now, some naked underwater from the other day, since it’s Britney, a clone, a body double pretending to be Britney, which are all good enough for me to stare at…

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Posted in:Britney Spears|Britney Spears

2022

21

Jul

Elsa Hosk See Through Lingerie of the Day

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One of the last of the VS Angels to exist, after they decided to end that program, for whatever WOKE reason that I am sure they blame on Epstein…is Elsa Hosk….the Swedish Basketball player who makes me want to watch female basketball so long as it is from Sweden and the girls look and dress like this….not that drugged up WNBA shit that is impossible to jerk off to…but lingerie model basketball…that Elsa Hosk made a thing….

She’s in some sheer outfit being modest, even though we’ve all seen her naked, but I guess she’s a mom now, or this is a campaign she can’t get deleted off instagram or she’ll have to repost it and she can’t being giving out freebies to people. She’s a top model, who looks like a model, and acts like a model, the way models are supposed to be……

The point is, those outfit is amazing, she is amazing, the world needs more Elsa Hosk looking bitches, because we’re all tired of the fatties, the muppets, the whining minority because they play it like they are representing “real women” when they don’t use hot chicks like this….but the reality is they aren’t using average normies, I see average normies daily, they are ALL around us…..instead they go out and find freaks.

So the unrealistic body argument is bullshit, just a lie, because they are using unrealistic bodies on the other end of the spectrum. It isn’t to give the normies people that look like them. it’s to give 1 percent of the gross population who whine alot people who look like them….while normies hop on board and pretend to care, or pretend to think it’s meaningful marketing, or pretend to be supportive for fear of being cancelled, or worse…..NON INCLUSIVE……but I know that they don’t want to see that shit either, we want more ELSAs….because this ELSA is so good….and if you don’t believe me, check out that nip…..and hip to waist ratio…..or if you’re weird enough…THOSE FEET.

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2022

21

Jul

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I don’t know who made the thong mainstream, but I’ll assume a lot of brands will want to take credit for it, since they made billions of dollars off the thong, all thanks to anticipating that the everyday chick wants to feel trashy and sexy like she shops at a sex shop, buying yeast infection inducing panties for her wild and crazy sex life, but they don’t want to actually be that trashy…so package it up and put it in the mall, or the high end boutique….forgetting that the thong doesn’t even cover the asshole so it’s a totally ineffective panty for your day to day and the only reason to wear it is because you’re a trashy whore, no matter how hard they pretend that you’re not.

I figure, if you can make billions selling basic minded women sexiness they can afford, while throwing in some features, of lack of features, like a drip pan not being enough to catch your asshole discharge, you’ve pretty much proven that society is filled with a bunch of dumb consumers….who like to be jerked off to…

Which is really why I’m here, fuck logic, just post the damn nudes, or the damn panty shots that show the asshole, since it’s the WINDOW TO YOUR SOUL….I can’t stress that enough.

The hype around the thong may be fake and gay….but the girls in the thongs are real and jerking off to them is not gay…..assuming their assholes weren’t born with a cock….which YOU can’t assume in this era….because humanity is IMPLODING….and the thong is just one good example of that….

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2022

21

Jul

Jennifer Lopez Bodysuit of the Day

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It’s safe to say that the recently married J.Lo is not going to give up anytime soon..because despite being old as shit, she still pretends she’s still in her 20s, even marrying her boyfriend from her 20s, because why move on, when we’re clearly in some kind of soul trap, time warp, that may be from some sinister inter-dimensional research they legitimately do in Switzerland, which is crazy, or it could just stem from a narcissistic bitch, loving attention, loving being noticed, loving making money off her ass like a low level hooker and when she’s always REWARDED for what she does, it’d be dumb for her to ever stop…..

Sure, assuming she had some shame, decency, and modesty, she’d retired, go behind the camera, make money on other projects, she’s already a billionaire, maybe launch a direct to consumer brand like Alba or Kate Hudson, but she’s more into doing all that, while also doing half naked shit, because when the ovaries dry up, the brains get all haywire and confused…..maybe it’s demential, maybe it’s vaccine prions, maybe it’s just too many yes men in her circle hyping it up..

Lucky for us, she’s managed to photoshop, fill her face, fake it enough that it’s not as offensive as it would be if you were recruiting pussy at a 55+ retirement community…

That’s not to say those 55+ retirement community women don’t know how to fuck if they haven’t had to get their hips replaced, or if they aren’t scooter riding diabetics with compression socks on…..it’s to say they look like normal old people, not like this hybrid, stem cell, baby urine drinking freak keeping the lie alive.

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