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2010

02

Jun

Ivanka Trump is a Big, Lumpy Bitch of the Day

I think Ivanka Trump has been spending too much time sitting behind the desk her daddy bought her, working the job her daddy gave her, because she’s got that whole “I sit at a desk working for a billion dollar company, so I don’t have much time to work out, but I do have a lot of time to order in food, or get my assistant to order in food, because I’m just a lazy rich girl, riding the family wave”…and that doesn’t bother me…I mean I almost respect the fact that she wants to make something of herself, but she would have been better off just spending her dad’s money, spending the day hanging out at the spa, experimenting with expensive diets, until her very rich Jewish husband she converted for knocks her up, and she’s forced to spend 9 months waiting to pawn it off to the nanny, so that she can go back to shopping, spa days and sitting…what the fuck is she trying to prove?!

She is fucking dumpy, lumpy and big. Sure she has a hired fat ass to stand next to and have hold her umbrella to make her look skinnier, but the spanx aren’t holding up and her ass is one a retired farmer may be impressed by becuase it reminds him of those erotic days he spent inseminating cows, but for me it’s too sloppy for a set of big tits to distract me from….I’m picky when it comes to commenting on pictures…but not so picky when it comes to real life….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Big|Ivanka Trump

2010

02

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

What ever happened to Vanessa Hudgens. She had a few minutes of fame, back when she wasn’t showing off her chimpmunk face but was showing off her chimpmunk pussy. Shit was fuzzier than something you’d feed in the park, but for some reason it made me want to rub my hands through it, despite knowing the Disney Execs had beat me to herand her boyfriend Efron has made her strap on and fuck him like the little bitch he is, but now she is fucking boring…Here she is at some boring bottom feeder event…wearing something as sexy as the bitches at the last funeral you went to…hardly showing off skin…putting focus on her chimpmunk face…forgetting that we’ve all seen her awkward body naked…and the whole thing is a let down…you know when I saw those pics of her leak…I believed she was ready to take the role of slutty starlet from the generation of bitches who helped built this site with their nipples and pussies over the last decade…but instead it seems like bitch has gone conservative….I am just posting this now, cuz it’s never too late to release your pussy lip to the public again…once a slut willing to get naked, always a slut willing to get naked, it will do wonders for her career and it is safe to say that we are ready for a pussy lip comeback tour…just a heads up….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Leg|Vanessa Hudgens

2010

02

Jun

Leah Michele from Glee Shitty Upskirt on Stage of the Day

Here is a shitty quality picture of Leah Michele, the Jewish girl from Glee, flashing her ass on stage, because she’s not just on an obnoxious TV show, but she’s also obnoxious in her downtime. I don’t find the bitch hot, she irritates me like the whiney Japs I see talking about their manicure color, but mainly because her face is fucking busted…you’d think she’d take some of her Glee money and sort that abstract painting that is her face structure and layout and sort it the fuck out…it’s like she’s the JENGA game after shit’s fallen apart and the kid is too lazy to play another game….Play another game Leah Michele….put that broken shit back together…or you can just keep taking pictures like this…because staring at your ass distracts from your face…it is the whole reason fucking toothless washed-up crackwhores doggy style was invented…

Posted in:Leah Michele

2010

02

Jun

Miley Cyrus’ Concert is Kiddie Porn of the Day

Here is the flaw in the Sex Offender laws..you see, in American, we aren’t allowed to fuck anyone under 18, but people under 18 like to get fucked….and you end up getting bitches like Miley pretty much fucking on stage…or at least wanting guys to think she is fucking on stage…in a way that you’d expect her to throw herself at you if you were an exec at Disney or someone who isn’t as much of a loser as you actually are…and if you were to give in and fuck her…you get arrested…so the laws should be re-worked so that 17 year olds who try to give anyone over 18 a hard-on get in trouble for taunting, teasing and tormenting us…cuz if you hang a piece of meet in front of a dog’s face long enough, you’re gonna get bit…kinda thing…

Either way, here she is in concert, slutting out….and I’m not complaining…I just hope these pictures don’t get you arrested when you take your computer in to get fixed.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Slut

2010

02

Jun

Michelle Trachtenberg Has her Period of the Day

I think there is a responsibility a girl has when she decides to be Hollywood. Sure Michelle Trachtenberg isn’t anything major. I think she’s got a low level role on Gossip Girl and may still be riding off her Buffy money, but she’s still on fucking TV, she still writes she’s an Actor when she applies for credit cards, and apparently she doesn’t take that duty too seriously. She is in the public eye. She needs to make dudes want to fuck her to get better paying gigs, instead she gives us this lazy, sloppy, pig of a person mess. That lack of drive or interest in turning us on has got to be the reasy why she’s got a pretty ghetto career….so here she is dressed like a slob fat chick on her period. Who knows, maybe that’s a niche fetish, and she’s catering to you…but I think she needs to go back the drawing board…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Michelle Trachtenberg|Sloppy

2010

02

Jun

Anna Paquin’s Shitty Bisexual Nipple in the Ocean of the Day

I hate bitches who swim in their shorts and t-shirts…I see it at the beach, the public pool, the waterpark, pretty much everywhere and I drives me fucking crazy no matter how ugly or gross or scared of the sun the body of the bitch is….

I understand it’s some insecurity shit that bitches with horrible bodies think make them look better than wearing an actual bikini, but the ill fitting wetness of swimming in your clothes like a fucking Muslim woman who isn’t allowed to show skin, makes she worse….Not to mention it isn’t feminine and I guess I should expect that from a closet Lesbian/openly bisexual cuz that’s step one to accepting your a fucking lesbian…who is built like a dude…and now swimming like a dude who doesn’t want to get a sunburn…

I have went swimming with an uptight, sloppy bodied, lesbian once years ago….she didn’t want to wear a bathing suit, because it went against her lesbian grain….and she jumped in with shorts and a t-shirt that ended up turning see through…like Anna Paquin’s top…showing the whole group her nipples and bush…only to run off crying when I pointed out that her strategy to cover up by not wearing a bathing suit like a normal person was a backfire for her but win for all of us….

Either way, here’s her nipple, cuz ugly tit and horrible body or not, nipple is nipple…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anna Paquin|Beach|Nipple|See Through

2010

02

Jun

Kristen Stewart Panty Flash of the Day

Kristen Stewart has wrapped up her flea market grade white trash trailer park lookin’ pussy in a pair of white panties. A risky color choice for anyone who has experienced a low quality trailer park looking pussy. I am surprised she even bothered with panties…her white trash mom didn’t get knocked up by her brother wearing panties…It’s like inbred code or some shit, but instead she is treating it like it was her half of the twinkie her ghetto parents gave her for her school lunch because they didn’t have enough money to give her a whole twinkie or some shit…except instead of the sweet taste of twinkie my wife’s fat ass has grown to love, her pussy is some rancid shit, at least that’s what I assume based on her face.

When bitch wears shit like this, the panty pics were bound to hit, since I’m not allowed to post the rest of them, because the paparazzi hates me, here is a link to a post I did of her in this tight outfit the other day …..when this panty shot was taken. Enjoy, if trash is your thing.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Panty

2010

02

Jun

Janice Dickinson Grabs Her Rotting Droopy Pussy in a Bathing Suit of the Day

If you were Janice Dickinson or somehow accidentally went home with Janice Dickinson, you’d probably want her covering up her pussy lip as much as possible. Partially because of the smell of rotting semen that she’s got lodged up there from a life of access and comdomless sex with strange men…since her lifestle made pregnancy impossible, but internal cumshots from strangers very possible, but also because the dying animal she calls her baby maker is hanging, floppy, and has little life left in it…shit is on it’s last legs…if pussy lips had legs…at least that’s what I can assume based on the rest of her body in this one-piece designed to cover up the rest of her body…Disgusting to some but heaven to me…cuz any pussy is better than the pussy I’m forced to run away from at least 3 times a week.


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Posted in:Bathing Suit|Janice Dickinson|Pussy

2010

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I had a mild heart attack. I got my hands on an extra large pizza and ate the whole thing. Probably not the best idea when you’re on the verge of death, but I like to think I was just eating my feelings. I didn’t take myself to the hospital, I figure I’ll just wait for death to take me, but for some reason, unlike Dennis Hopper and Gary Coleman…It never does…

Here are my stepLINKS….I’m going to stare at tits in skirts.

Miley Cyrus Camel Toes Portugal in the Face
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And More Memorial Day Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Because Sluts and Whore Will Make Even The Worst Day Better
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Hot Celebrities Born in June
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Adrienne Curry Bikini Shots, Just Cause
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World Record Mega Jump From Eiffel Tower – VIDEO
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Ranking College Football’s 10 Lamest Mascots
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Jate Moss is Topless
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I Don’t Know What Electric Daisy Carnival Is, But After Taking a Look At This Video, I’m Starting to Think I Should
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A Little Miley Cyrus Jailbait Action
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Now THIS is a Bad Trip – Must Must Read
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Katie and Her Pussy Play
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Cheao Webcame Amateur
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Olivia Wilde is NSFW
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Sunny Leone is on a Spiral Staircase
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Sexual Statues! a Gallery
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Wow Check Out Kim Hosing Herself Down
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Kate Bosworth Bikini Pics
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Some Jessica James Just For Good Measure
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More From Celebrity Rehab Rumor Ridiculousness, Starring Tila Tequila
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And More Kelly Brooke
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Sophie Reade Gallery
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Victoria’s Secret Honors Rosie Huntington-Whiteley with a Sexy Video
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Ohhhhh Some Halle Berry is Always Nice
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Jessica Alba Bikini Pics
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Sandra Shine Plays With a Dildo – VIDEO
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A Tribute to Gary Coleman – VIDEO
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Wow Naomi Campbell is Dressed Like a Soccer Mom and It Makes Me Want to Bang Her Even More
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Mmmmmm vida Guerra
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Gotta Love a Pic Dump
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Alice Eve Sizzles In GQ
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The 25 Funniest Fox News Screen Captures
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Guess Which Old Geezer Wants to Fuck Jessica Simpson?
(No It’s Not Her Dad)
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Reporter Isn’t Even Phased By the Cock – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Imogen Thomas Lingerie
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Sex Toy Fun in the Kitchen – VIDEO
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Katie Kox is Sexy
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Hot Slut of the Day
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The 66 Most Over Rated Women of 2010
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Follow Me, Me and My Hangover Are Begging You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Jun

Tara Reid in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

This is probably the biggest story of the day….Tara Reid is still alive. I pretty much forgot about her and her shitty fake tits and ravaged body. I just figured she just died off somewhere and no one really noticed or bothered because she doesn’t matter and no one cares about her….especailly since she was slowly killing herself and her career over the last decade…..but there was a time when she was in her 20s and was a respectable young actress we all wanted to fuck…and not some 35 year old latch on pig with a shitty fake tan who looks like death…..and for some reason…this totally turns me on….but then again I have no taste and I love ravaged bitches who look like drug addicted strippers who are forced off the stage and into the back alley to make enough money to pay rent…it’s just my fetish…

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Posted in:Bikini|Tara Reid