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2010

24

May

Grace Jones in a Bathing Suit With Her Young White Boyfriend of the Day

Grace Jones’ boyfriend has the right idea. Move in on the 62 year old woman cuz she has money and it’s a hell of a lot better than working the gas station you met her at….and I guess Grace Jones has the right idea too, retire with a hired white cock to carry your shit for you and fuck you on command while you sit by the pool and remember a time she used to get positive male attention, because you can…Unfortunately, her gut exploded and her ass turend 62…not that I ever found her hot…but because no one wants to see that shit …except maybe the opportunistic….but even he probably does it with his eyes shut while pinching his nose like the asthmatic kid awkwardly jumping into the pool and these pictures aren’t so pleasant, but pussy in a bathing suit is pussy in a bathing suit…and I am a firm believer in taking what you can get, which is pretty much the reason I married my wife…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Grace Jones|IRC

2010

24

May

Naomi Campbell Threesome Picture of the Day

Naomi is a waste of space, but more importantly a waste of champagne. There are people like me who have waited a lifetime to taste the sweet nectar of actual champagne, but instead I am forced to drink shit like Baby Duck and other ghetto sparkling wine that gives me a fucking headache, while this cunt and her billionaire russian (mobster) oil tycoon have the luxury of spraying the shit all over each other like the bunch of wasting pigs who live in excess that they are….

I guess life’s not fair, but I’d rather live the shitty life I live than be forced to spend the day with J.Lo on her yacht, which is what these idiots are doing while they are acting all wild and crazy, but not crazy enough, cuz I’d love if this ended in a traditional Naomi Campbell freak out that leaves Jenny from the block at the bottom of the ocean…but I never get what I want, I’ve come to terms with that.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Champagne|Naomi Campbell

2010

24

May

Armani’s Tall Skinny Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

If you are an aspiring model, I suggest you take this bitch’s lead and befriend one of the richest and most successful fashion designers around…. and fuck him….cuz taking old dick isn’t so bad when you can justify it by all the upside you get by doing it….and really Armani’s old and not in it for love, he’s just looking to have a good time, have a little arm candy, and smell a fresh young pussy cuz he knows that never goes out of style, and that as long as you have money and power, it’s really not too challenging to make happen, cuz girls are whores and usually drop all morals and values when it comes to personal gain….and here he is doin’ the Hefner.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Georgio Armani|Model|Skinny

2010

24

May

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Ass of the Day

These are old pictures of Lohan in terms of celebrity gossip….they are from last week and you have probably seen them. I am only posting them cuz bitch is in court right now and this is my tribute to her and celebrity justice and the lack of it. If I was as criminal as some of them I would have been locked up a long time ago and more importantly if I was one of them and locked up, it’d be in some really luxurious prison….life is unfair…

The update is that Lohan is not going to jail and that all she has to do is wear a SCRAM bracelet, that monitors alcohol in her blood…I feel ripped off….

I emailed Lohan earlier today telling her to take advantage of the attention…have a freak out…start a campaign to legalize drinking and driivng…to take her million dollars and move to Southeast Asia and live like royalty…there are so many things she can do with this legal scandal that could be a lot of fun and that she should fucking do it….but she never answered me…..

So all I gotta say is that we’ve come a long way from Lindsay Lohan being the girl everyone wants to fuck…..she has finally become the girl we want to run up and cover-up, not cuz we feel bad for her, cuz her privileged life has been so hard on her, but because we feel bad for ourselves cuz we’re forced to look at that shit….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Jail|Lindsay Lohan

2010

24

May

MIA for your Hindu Fetishists of the Day

I don’t find MIA hot. If anything I find her totally over-rated. She was like some kind of hipster female MC who broke thru and somehow became mainstream. She got this huge following and it didn’t make any fucking sense to me. She didn’t have tits, she didn’t have a hot body, her music may have been catchy, but seemed more like something fags would fall for and that wasn’t enough justification for me and then I realized she was so big because half the world’s population is Indian and they find this shit fucking hot…like they jerk off to her thinking she’s some kind of beauty cuz she’s not as hairy as their tumeric eating wives, so I figured I might as well post the shit for my Indian readers, but also for my weird white readers with a Hindu fetish, who spend their weekends jerking off to Bollywood movies and Slum Dog Millionaires while eating Tandori chicken…naked…

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Posted in:Hindu|MIA

2010

24

May

Kirsten Dunst is Scary in a Bikini of the Day

I spent the better part of a month thinking about stalking Kirsten Dunst when she was living in Montreal, the city I live in. Unfortunately, she is hardly relevant enough to get my lazy ass searching for her, so I didn’t bother. I heard some random funny rumors about her, like that her boyfriend is in his late 50s, that she was buying lots of drugs from a drug dealer I know, that she went to a club and got kicked out because she was sitting in a bottle service table, that she likes vegetarian food, and most importantly, that she is short, skinny, and unhealthy looking….like the kind of pussy you throw a quarter at on the street, even if it is your emergency quarter that your mom sewed into your pants for a phone call if you get mugged, cuz she’s just that hurting….I admit that I would have rather made my own opinion on her by hiding in her hotel closet, but I’ll take their word for it, and here she is in some shitty bikini pics.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Kirsten Dunst

2010

24

May

Elle Macpherson Spreads Her Ex-Model Mom Legs of the Day

Here are some pictures of Elle Macpherson that remind me of when I used to play “raid” with the hooker I used to “date”. I’d break into the shitty motel room in a cop costume, I’d pin her against the wall, I’d make her “spread em” and then I’d rape her, but it wasn’t really rape, because she was charging me and because my dick is so small it is hardly a weapon and even if I force myself on the bitch, it ends up a comical mess because they never knew dicks came that small and they get intrigued by how they don’t feel it inside them…but enough about me…there are pictures of Elle Macpherson from behind and despite being a mom and a retired model, she’s still got a place in my heart as being a woman I spent the summer of ’89 masturbating to.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Elle Macpherson|Legs|Mom

2010

24

May

Charlotte Gainsbourg in a See Thru Bathing Suit of the Day

The nice thing about American Apparel is that the brand is created and run by a total fucking pervert, and as a total fucking pervert, part of me has to love and respect his ability to take his fetishes to the mainstream and make millions off the shit, when really he just wanted to see every single girl in the world wear a t-shirt make out of thin cotton with no bra so that he could see their nipples, and some how became an overpriced revolution….a revolution that has made going to the beach, the public pool, the mall, the movies, the night clubs a little more exciting than it used to be, because I know I’ll see at least one bitch in a see through or semi-see through shirt….

Here’s Charlotte Gainsbourg wearing what looks like an American Apparel bathing suit that didn’t really hold up when it got wet, because I can see her fucking bush….because American Apparel is made cheaper than a thai prostitute, but people pay crazy prices to be part of the craze and all I really have to say to this bitch is that we get that she’s french, obscure and thinks she’s an artist, but seriously, bush even on hipsters and hippies is too obvious and played out…I get that brazilians became mainstream and bush became trendy, but I know these pictures would be better if I could see lip, cuz pussy lip is my fetish, not that you care.

Here she is in another bathing suit – after making a costume change – cuz the other bathing suit was see thru

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Charlotte Gainsbourg|See Thru

2010

24

May

Ryan Seacrest is a Fucking Puppet of the Day

Ryan Seacret is a fucking clown who sold his soul to the entertainment industry because it makes him a lot of fucking money. He lets celebrities have their way with him, because he thinks it gets him in their good books, and makes them want to do his show, like the loser kid trying to fit in who let’s the football team shove boomsticks up their asses….

Here he is doing some good for us for a change, and that’s by making sure Katy Perry and her pig body wasn’t the one in the short shorts and bikini top, because everyone knows pigs aren’t supposed to wear short shorts and bikinis…everyone except Katy Perry because she’s confused and doesn’t know she’s a pig, but instead thinks she’s hot, and the whole thing is weird, any way you dice it.

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Posted in:Bikini Top|Puppet|Ryan Seacrest

2010

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I just found out it was a long weekend this weekend…I wasn’t up to speed on nation holidays because I don’t work and everyday is a long weekend, but if I had known, I would have done a lot less computer time and a lot more looking for pussy on the streets, but I guess if I leave the house now I will catch the celebrating 9 to 5 idiots cuz they have 3 days off ahead of them, which to them is a great way to kick off the summer and so exciting and makes selling their soul to the man make total sense, maybe they have getaways or BBQs planned, and the whole thing is pretty fucking depressing if you ask me, which you didn’t, so here are my stepLINKS instead of my opinion


Man This is Getting Good, Kendra Now Has a Second Sextape and She’s Gettin All Lesbian in That Shit
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Then It Rains, It Pours. Guess Who Else Just Got Implants
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Because It’s Friday, Which Means the Start of a Sad, Lonely Weekend For You
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Elisha Cutberth’s Hottest Pics
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Who Doesn’t Love Liz Hurley’s Amazing Cleavage
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Death Metal Bands Explain Where Babies Come From
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a Nascar Wives and Girlfriends Hall of Fame Gallery
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The 20 Worst Boob Jobs
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UK Host Lizzie Cundy Pantyhose Upskirt
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Madonna Pretending to Be Half Her Age and Doing a Semi Okay Job
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Carlye Has Some Mirror Shots
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Lezzie Threesome With Toys
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Monkey About to Shit on Snookie in 3…2…1
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Paris Hilton is Drunker Than I Am
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Arggghhhhh My Balls Are Bleeding – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Self Shots
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Draya is the Type of Woman You Want, But Will Never Ever Have
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Fat Ass Snooki and JWoww Giant Tits Bikini Shots
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Mandy Sucks and Licks
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Who Invited Victoria Silvstedt To The AIDS Benefit Gala?
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Lindsay Lohan: No Your Honor, That is Not Cocaine in the Table, I Just like to keep Sweet and Low on Hand and Add It To My Coffee in Lines
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This Vikki Blows Compilation Kicks Ass
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Miranda Kerr is Tasty
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Elin Woods is Going for the Jugular, Holy Shit!! -> READ
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Mischa Barton At Some AIDS Benefit Thing Looking Like She Has AIDS
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Two Hot Sluts Are Finger Licking Good
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You Know I Admit It, Sometimes I Have a Thing For These Geeky, Hipster Slut Chicks
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Say Hello to The Taylor Twins
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A Pic Dump Is As Good a Way to End the Week
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Nina Dobrev Looking All Kinds Of Hot
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The 30 Greatest Moments In Star Wars Photoshopping
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Megan Fox Quit Because Michael Bay is ‘Abusive’
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Teen Likes to Pleasure Herself
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Kim Kardashian is the Photoshop Miracle of the Day
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Baby’s First Pop Rocks – VIDEO
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Big Tit Slut Gives a Web Show
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Janet Jackson is Looking Hot Lately
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Lizzie is Fine By Me
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