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2010

21

May

Aly Michalka’s Fake Lookin’ Tits of the Day

This is not a Paris Hilton impersonator, this is Aly Michalka who probably wishes she was as famous as Paris Hilton, because otherwise she wouldn’t do her hair like her, or dress like her in tight dressesr that you can make out her vagina mound in or magic push-up bras that make small tits look fake…

She was some Disney contract star with her sister and she probably slept with all the same execs Miley Cyrus did on her quest for fame and acceptance at a young age that sucking dick makes dreams come true especially in the Magic Kingdom…..only she isn’t as famous as Miley Cyrus, but she is trying to show off some tit to get noticed and it’s a start that should be acknowledged….

We gotta give Disney credit for breeding some of the best whores in the industry…they get them at a young age, show them the ropes and we get to watch their decline….

Here she is with Ashley Tisdale cuz Ashley Tisdale is the default pussy you stand next to if you want to look better than you actually do cuz Ashley Tisdale is Ugly…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Aly Michalka|Tits

2010

21

May

Kate Plus 8 Bikini Pics of the Day

My idea of good TV is not seeing a bitch who has had 8 kids like a fucking stray dog in a bikini, cuz even stray dogs get saggy pussies and sloppy bodies and awkwardly big nipples after they’ve been forced into backyard breeding, and they are designed to have 8 kids at a time, while humans aren’t….so seeing Kate Gosselin, the lesbian who took fertility drugs to create her own village, and exploit her own village, because she had an idea for a TV show, and breeding was the only way to live out her dreams, in a bikini is pretty fucking disgusting, cuz even after months of Dancing with the Stars despite not being a star, her body looks like an abused mess, and I can only assume her pussy is worse, otherwise this opportunist would have released a sex tape by now, but instead keeps her junk underwraps…and I’m not sure why she’s with that Bill Clinton lookin’ motherfucer…but I am sure it isn’t sexual, since he doesn’t have a pussy, and I really don’t care about this pig or her show….or her bikini pcis…but I am posting them anyway.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Kate Gosselin|Kate Plus 8

2010

21

May

Lady Gaga Bird Faced and Tanning of the Day

I love these stalker pictures because it makes me feel like I am in on the perverted peeping tom, only I don’t get the thousands of dollars for getting the picture, I just get to look at them….not that I like looking at pictures of Lady Gaga ever, especially when they pretty much show nothing but Gaga’s weird weak-chinned, big-nosed, bird face, but she is covered up in a fucking t-shirt so that her shitty pasty skin doesn’t get a fucking burn or some shit and that is something worth celebrating, because I don’t want to see Gaga naked, I find her a monster with no sex appeal and I hate that she already pollutes our lives with her disgusting half naked body, so it’s nice to see that in her downtime, she knows shit is really fucking inappropriate and that no one really wants to see her disgustingness, while I thought she was fame-hungry enough to be fisting her ass and playing with her balls while clamping her sloppy tits to get noticed….but I guess she’s finally getting broken down by all the attention and is tired of living her lie, so it’s just a matter of time before she is forgotten which will end with her suicide…cuz she’s cliche and thinks that’s poetic and I’m happy about that, cuz I’m ready for Gaga to end.

Here are some pics of her getting off the boat I wish sank when she was on it – and she’s back in costume – living her lie – pantsless….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Tanning

2010

21

May

Sophie Turner’s Booty Can’t be Real of the Day

I don’t understand Sophie Turner, who she is, or what she does, but I do understand that she’s a typical whore, who claims to be a Lawyer in Australia, who I guess always had an interest in being a Galmor Model whore with fake tits….but I do understand that her booty can’t be real….asses just don’t look like that, maybe it’s the way she’s posing or some camera tricks, but I’m thinking she’s got some padding jacking her shit up, literally and despite hating these attention whore, plastic, fake, obvious pussy cuz I find it played out, dated and boring, I gotta support any ass that sticks out like a shelf….even if it is on nobody special….who has a long career of getting fucked by black dudes, probably athletes ahead of her….livin’ the American Dream.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Booty|Sophie Turner

2010

21

May

Mischa Barton is Scary as Fuck of the Day

Mischa Barton is a fucking wreck. Maybe this is the aftermath of being the second line pussy on some teen TV show that made getting more work impossible after the series fell apart. But I like to think it has to do with being eaten up by the media, leading to her drinking and popping pills to feel good about herself, eventually giving up on showering and caring about herself, leaving her a fat sloppy mess I’m just wating to see overdose, cuz it’s time for another Hollywood suicide…..and looking at her freaky fucking face in a wedding dress is scarier than her breakout role as the dead girl under the bed in the Sixth Sense you all wanted to fuck cuz she was at her hottest, perverts….I feel like we don’t need to do the Deathwatch anymore, she’s already dead on the inside, sure her heart is pumping but there’s no fucking soul behind these glassed over eyes, like a brain dead vegetable in the hospital and I say it is time to pull the fucking plug…..but on the positive side, she’s got pretty rockin’ tits in this wedding dress she’s modeling, reminding me that now is a good time to move in on her because she’s desperate, cuz she’s probably better to fuck than the old ladies I tried to recruit at the old folks home into putting me into her will, and I can only hope there’s at least one opportunist working his way into securing this Mischa Barton as his prime zombie bride, cuz girls who drug up themselves to make bad decisions are better than girls you have to drug to make bad decsions, because you can’t get arrested for the shit…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Mischa Barton|Scary

2010

21

May

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Canadian 21 year old who is on some show called the Vampire Diaries and she’s in a bikini. I’ve been hearing a lot about her over the last few months, maybe it’s because I am in Canada and Canada gets hard for their 5 actors who landed gigs in the USA, or maybe it’s cuz people want to fuck her, and I guess why wouldn’t they, she’s 21 and pussy is at its fucking prime at 21, since it knows how to fuck better than 18, because 18 is a little shy and conservative, but it is not as damaged as 25 where a few break-ups have thrown them into “slut” phases….but from an objective point of view, she’s got a pretty shitty fucking ass. I’m not sure if it is flat, or if it is fat, but I do know she should do some fucking squats, cuz some shape is lacking….but I’m not complaining cuz a bitch in a bikini is a bitch in a bikini….even if that bikini is jacked the fuck up like it’s designed for a post pregnant 40 year old who is trying to wear a bikini to be hip but wants to hide those unflattering stretch marks…but whatever….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Nina Dobrev

2010

21

May

Julie Bowen’s Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

George Lopez aired this picture of Julie Bowen from Modern Family breast feeding her twins….because he is a cable show and I guess they are allowed to get away with that kind of thing…despite seeing two leeches sucking the life out of a breast being disgusting to me….but for some reason thought to be beautiful to mom’s around the world cuz nurturing alien looking things after bringing them to the world is something they think is so fucking amazing despite almost every pussy having a window of opportunity where they are capabale of doing the same fucking thing,

It’s like being so proud of your shit that you out of the toilet and dry it out and show it to your neighbors cuz you’re proud, because we all have the fucking capacity to do the shit, some of us ust don’t choose to do it….so there’s no need to fucking brag….

It’s like making babies makes fucking egos…like they think cuz they care so much about it, the rest of the world will, and really I have no problem with a bitch showing off tit under any context or circustance…and that’s part of the reason I take every opportunity I get to watch girls who breast feed in public with deep fucking interest….like enough interest to make them feel uncomfortable when they notice me staring at them, which opens the window for me to say something like “this is such a beautiful sight, it represents life, you are so lucky to be able to do this, it is like your calling in life as a mother” and they usually smile and let me watch til they finish.

Posted in:Breast Feeding|Julie Bowen

2010

21

May

Doutzen Kroes by Terry Richardson for June’s US Vogue of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Terrry Richardson because I know that he’s a bullshit rip off artist who did nothing innovative, he just did it right, because he had rich friends and tricked the fashion world into thinking he was this fucking visionary, when all he was doing was taking amateur style borderline softcore pornographic pictures, which is nothing innovative but it is fucking awesome….leaving me confused as to whether I should hate the guy for being an obvious rich kid trying to be some deep artist/hipster/idiot I can’t stand, or if I should appreciate the fact that he gets most bitches he shoots posing semi-erotic because he’s tricked them into thinking shooting with him is “huge’ for their career making them willing to do anything for him, and unfortunately for us, he’s gone soft and corporate, cuz pics of bitches laying gold eggs are too hardcore for fashion mags, so Doutzen Kroes didn’t feel obligated to show some fucking nipple or pussy lip, but nude at the beach, even if covered up is still a decent starting point of a fantasy….so I’ll post it anyway…

Here are some pictures of Doutzen in Vogue Russia that actually show off her big model body….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Terry Richardson|Vogue

2010

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been trying to convince Lohan to use me as a safehouse because I’m in Canada and flying back to the USA is just gonna get her locked up, but then I realized she’s all fucking Hollywood and does this shit for attention on purpose, and that my campaigning is pretty half assed, considering my only real link to her is the same as the rest of the world is a twitter she probably doesn’t even write, but part of me hopes she takes me up on my offer, so that I can kidnap her, steal her drugs and have a great weekend before releasing her back out to the world….

Unfortunately, that’s been the only excitement of my day. No public nudity. No new friends or lovers. No funny insane people on the street. No stupid emails I have no choice but to get nasty about…but there’s always my stepLINKS….

IT’s OFFICIEL!! LOHAN IS GOING TO JAIL!
GO

Its Looks Like They May Have Already Found Megan Fox’s Replacement in Transformers
GO

Because It May Be Sunny Outside, But You’re Crying In Your Heart
GO

Hilary Duff’s Fat Ass in a Onsie
GO

The 20 Hottest Women Who Don’t Speak English
GO

The 25 Worst Sports Movies of the Last 25 Years
GO

Paris Hilton Ass Flash in Cannes
GO

When Did YOU Last Have Sex – VIDEO
GO

She’s Kinda Plain But I’d Throw It in Naomi Watts
GO

Aimmee and Her Selfshots
GO

Miley Cyrus Wants to Kill Your Children
GO

Russian Kungfoo FAIL – VIDEO
GO

Hey There Dani Woodward, I’ve Missed You…And Your Tits
GO

Guess Which Model Went Down on Courtney Love in the 90’s?
GO

You’re Gonna Wanna Drink Up Daphne
GO

Victoria Silvstedt Stuffs Herself Into Skimpy Bikini
GO

Lucky Lesbians Franchezca Valentina and Cara Dee
GO

Carmen Electra, Just Causes
GO

Janessa Brazil Is WIN In Every Way Imaginable
GO

Rachel Bilson is Out of Work, But Still Sexy
GO

Every Woman on the Planet Needs Stacey Dash’s Genes
GO

I Don’t Know About You, But If I Ever Buy a House, I’m Gonna Look For One in EAT ASS California
GO

I Gotta Say, Jennifer Hudson is Lookin Pretty Hot
GO

Suze Wants to Show Off For the Camera
GO

A Bunch of Sluts Form the Maxim Hot 100 Party
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Amy Reid Gallery
GO

Insanely Busty Teen on the Web Cam
GO

Jessica Alba is Hot When There Isn’t a Baby Hanging Off Her Hip
GO

15 Female Celebrities Eating Bananas
GO

Carmen Strips Down – VIDEO
GO

What has 8 billion freckles, a drinking problem and never requested a new passport?
GO

Summertime Fails – VIDEO
GO

Stripfilm of the Day
GO

Cheeky Sluts Wear Bikinis
GO

Iron Lady Jessica Jaymes
GO

Til Dirty Vagina Do Us Part
GO

The 7 Greatest Game Show Gimmicks of All-Time
GO

Follow Me, What Have You Got to Lose?
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds…..

Some Chick Shows off Her Tits…
GO

Some Young Chick Masturbating (in video)
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

20

May

Paris Hilton’s Disgusting Old Lady Ass of the Day

Paris is trying to get back into the limelight so she hit up Cannes since it is Hollywood’s most exclusive party. I guess she wasn’t happy with the fact that no one gave a fuck about her or noticed her or even bothered with her because she really has absolutely no business being at these events, show she got drunk and lifted up her skirt like a little kid at a dinner party trying to get noticed cuz her daddy was never there for her cuz he was too busy fucking the secretary or some shit and I am all for this kind of behavior, ideally with girls who aren’t Paris Hilton with dumpy asses that look like things I changed when I was an orderly at an old folks homes, but I take what I can get for everyone who has banged her get a lot more than the bargained for, but you can’t get herpes through pictures on the computer, and this is about as close as we can get to this cow, even though she’s on a sinking ship and is a waste of fucking space and a piece of garbage with a shitty ass and a huge ego and that’s probably the real depressing thing in all this, except for the ass, cuz little gets more depressing looking than this…..

Here are some other dull pictures of her partying with her ugly sister and some waitress I want to see naked…but instead I’m just stuck trying to make sense of this granny ass….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass Flash|Paris Hilton