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2010

15

Jun

Cameron Diaz’s Middle-Aged Body in a Bikini of the Day

You can’t fight nature. You can try as hard as you can. You can eat well. You can go to the gym. You can even have a low body fat percentage. You can have abs, you can even have that “V” above the genitals that body builder’s get to prove how ripped they are…and to remind you that sex with them will leave your pelvis busines cuz ever thrust is like a swing from a boney baseball bat…but you can’t help your body from slowly boxing out….hips becoming a thing of your youth as you turn into a rectangle I want to fuck…and the worst thing in all this is that 40 year old Cameron Diaz hasn’t even had kids yet…but her midsection makes me think she has…and I guess so does her vagina but that’s totally unrelated to her aging and thickening and has more to do with her whore youth where she’d insert life-like baby dolls inside her and simulate giving birth as a party trick…..not that you care….


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2010

15

Jun

Cameron Russell Half Naked in July’s Vogue Germany of the Day

Her mother is one of Time Magazine’s top 100 Most influential people in 2009. She is Business Week’s top 10 Designers, Fast Company’s 50 Champions of Innovation, mainly because she has a good PR person or blowjob skills, but it is more socially acceptable if we pretend it is all for some company she started called Zipcar where people pay a monthly membership fee to share cars…a business that has allowed her hot kids to live the good life by getting them signed to major modeling agencies cuz the rich and successful help the rich and successful especially when the pussy they produce is this caliber.

This is a video and photoshoot from Vogue Germany. I’m pretty sure this isn’t the last we’ll hear of privileged rich kid Cameron Russel, at least I’m hoping it’s not, cuz I like pussy, especially when it gets work, cuz it gives me hope that this hell is not the end of the line for me, and that maybe she’ll take me under her wing and feel sorry for me, offering me a a better tomorrow….even though I know that shit won’t happen…but it makes jerking off to her bikini pics more heartfelt and authentic….

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Cameron Russell

2010

15

Jun

Jessica Biel’s Ass is in a Jumpsuit of the Day

I am into jumpsuits. I don’t think it’s cuz I have some kind of paratropper fetish, but more that I like how one piece of clothing can touch all the good parts, and when shit’s an inch too short, it jacks up the ass like some kind of hammock I want to take a nap in or harness specifically dedicated to giving the bitch booty….

Now I don’t give a fuck about Jessica Biel, her strength, her fake relationship with Justin Timberlake so people think he’s straight, or her fashion sense, career choices or pretty much anything about her….but I dick this outfit and how it’s holdin’ her ass up like something Kim Kardashian invented in her whore workshop to keep herself relevant…cuz everyone knows if you strap shit up proper, it looks proper…

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Posted in:Jessica Biel

2010

15

Jun

Pink’s Ass is a Circus Performer of the Day


I was always curious about the dudes who used to find Pink hot. She’s built like a fucking tank and I guess I can respect someone looking for a strong woman who can handle taking the groceries in on her own, or moving furniture around the house without annoying you, but there comes a time in every relationship where you have no choice but to fuck and when that happens and she takes off her clothes only to stand there with bulging, pulsating muscles, I don’t really get how a motherfucker can get hard and pull through…I mean even if the pussy can bench press 2 plates and choke out a dick like it was wearing women’s panties and hanging from the closet in Thailand..sure some people are into anything with a cunt, and I get that ….I am a dude and I’ve done my fair share of shit..so Pink makes senseif you’re actually with the bitch, but I’m talking everyday dudes who have the option of jerking off to any music video, but for some reason choose Pink. Suspect….

I don’t know why she turned her stage show into some circus performance, and I don’t really care, it’s some weird novelty that leaves her pantsless and uninteresting, but maybe you’ll be into it, cuz you’re the kind of guy who turns on Pink’s songs everytime your mom goes grocery shopping, leaving you the opportunity to love yourself…..

Here’s a bonus zoom-in shot of Pink’s ass on stage for those of you closet cases who figure manly chicks aren’t as gay as taking the plunge into dainty men……it is more socially acceptable…

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Posted in:Pink

2010

15

Jun

Marisa Miller Video Game Ad from 2008 of the DAy

Here’s a commercial from 2008 of Marisa Miller when she was a little less haggard, showing off her hot supermodel body, playing out some Risky Business shit like she was Tom Cruise only with less dick sucking experience, which is saying a lot about Tom Cruise, because before Marisa Miller was a late bloomer Victoria’s Secret pussy, she was working low level modeling jobs and showing off her fake tits, a career that usually comes with random cocks down your throat to pay the rent.

I don’t know how legit this shit is, but I’ll post it anyway cuz it is doing the internet rounds and bitches in their underwear is always worth talking about as far as I’m concerned.

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2010

15

Jun

Katy Perry’s Naked in her New Video of the Day



Katy Perry is a fucking pig, so I’m not too sure why she thought it would be a good idea for her to get naked, but I guess it was for this reason, so people talk about how disgusting she is and show their friends how disgusting she is, getting more and more views and tricking the record label into giving her more money, but then there’s the idiot who believes what he reads and thinks this pig is worth fucking, which I guess she is, cuz she has a vagina and fat tits, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s still a fucking pig…..


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2010

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am a fucking mess today. From pepper spray to 4 days of drinking hard and sleeping in random places. To road trips to sketchy fucking stripclubs where I thought I’d get backwoods raped. So I’m posting my stepLINKS and going to go gather my thoughts either by passing the fuck out…or continuing this horrible pattern I’ve created….and that will ultimately be the fucking end of me….

Enjoy…

More Kim Kardashian in a Bikini, In Case You Hadn’t Had Enough Yet
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Kate Hudson Fucks More Than Your Slut of a Little Sister
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Because Everyone Loves Whores, And That Includes You
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Ashley Greene is Looking Hot in This Magazine Spread
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Marisa Tomei’s Sexyness Throughout The Years
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The Worst of Netflix: Lust For Freedom
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Who Has The Hottest Celebrity Fans? Celtics Or Lakers?
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The Laughs Keeps Coming at the Expense of BP, But They Pretty Much Ruined the Gulf Coast Forever, So I Think It’s a Small Price to Pay
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Eva Langoria Full Panty Flash
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Whatever, I’d Bang Emily Rossum
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Kaylani Strips Down
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Sandra Services Herself
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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And Now, The Biggest Ass I Have Ever Seen
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Topless
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Italian Marika Fruscio Nip Slip on National TV
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Well Hi There Charley Chase
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Nickie Minaj is a Dirty Slut, So Here’s Some Pics of Her
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The World Loses Another Legend…
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Vickie is Teenaged and Topless
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Karmela Sutra, Anastasia & Janessa Jordan – VIDEO
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Jenna Dewan Hotness
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Sideboobs Make Monday Bearable
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Kylie Minogue Hotness
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Bam MargeraGot His Ass Beat with a Baseball Bat and Here’s the Story
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Jelena Janson Anyone?
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Caite Upton Miss South Carolina Teen USA Poses For Maxim
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a Bunch of Sluts at the Tony Awards
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Ashleigh is Just Plain Sexy
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Damn Busty Teen. Jesus
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Jessica Biel Gets Chesty And Bootylicious On Jimmy Fallon
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The Best Of Cops Might Be The Greatest Video Ever – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Katie is in Tight Gold Pants
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Chilenita Will Be a Much Needed Pick Me Up to Your Day
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The 6 Most Potentially Filthy Super Heroes
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Hahahahah Fast to the Face – VIDEO
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Lol Cat Video of the Day
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Katy Perry WTF Are You Wearing?
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Andeline is a sexy czech
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Leave Them Wanting More: How TV’s Greatest Shows Should Have Ended
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Riley Steele is Coming and She’s Coming Early
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Follow Me, I’m Begging You
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

14

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is some of the weirdness going on with real people……cuz real people are more fun to laugh at cuz they aren’t bullshit strategic tools that make other people rich…they are just retards….

Md. Police Searching for Peeping Tom
Montgomery County Police are looking for a “peeping tom” who seems to be targeting residents in North Bethesda. Police say five times since late April, a man has been spotted peering into bedroom windows during the late evening or early morning hours.

Teen beaten in case of mistaken identity
Clermont Police are rounding up suspects in a brutal beating caused by mistaken identity.

Caught on Tape: Vince Young Strip Club Assault Footage
Dallas police have confirmed former University of Texas All American and NFL quarterback Vince Young has been cited for his alleged role in an assault at a local strip club. The incident was caught on tape.

2 men arrested after posting Craigslist ad: Pot for iPad

Beauty Store Beatdown in Memphis
A shoplifter was assaulted when caught stealing from Beauty Zone in Memphis

Funny Oregon Woman Discovers Man in Storm Drain While Gardening
A man crawled into a storm drain while drunk, got stuck, and was discovered by a woman gardening who called the local fire department to get him out.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

14

Jun

Katie Holmes Tits for Old Times of the Day

I never watched Dawson’s Creek cuz I am not a chick, gay or a virgin. That shit was too fucking boring for me and it portrayed small town kids in a horrible light…you see I don’t like my small town kids acting all mature and college with an annoying vocabulary and emo issues, I want to kill people like that when I get stuck behind them in line at the coffee shop.

I want my small town kids high on meth, getting knocked up out of boredom, and doing real dirty shit that only happens to bored kids in the middle of fucking no where when they aren’t busy beating up the gay kid…..But I did think Katie Holmes was great when that movie she gets topless and killed in…

But then Tom Cruise happened….and those tits were put on lockdown, but here she is showing off tit for old times and for the Tony Awards, because as a closet gay man, the Tony Awards are the one night a year Katie Holmes can go out and slut out, cuz he’ll be too busy chocking out on cock backstage…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katie Holmes|Tits

2010

14

Jun

Amanda Seyfried is Boring as Fuck even with Nipples of the Day

She needs to step her fucking game up. This is another set of pictures of Amanda Seyfried being boring, weird, average looking and not sexed the fuck up. It offends me. She has a fucking job to do and part of that job is being half naked, naked and not this hippie mess I know has thick lesbian, tree hugging bush, cuz it holds the peanut butter for when her dog gets to work on her cunt.

I hate her. I know she’s doing this on purpose, like it’s some kind of joke to mock all of us…that’s the kid of behavior that gets a bitch beat the fuck up where I’m from…cuz no one likes a cocktease….especially when she’s making shitting facial expressions…even if her nipples are hard….

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Posted in:Amanda Seyfried