2010
14
Jun
I am always amazed by Britney Spears’ nipples because one is always aiming in another direction than the other, like siblings who can’t stand each other, and who insist on being as far away as possible from each other, despite being forced to live in the same home. If that makes sense, which it probably doesn’t, but that’s okay because either do her nipples…and keeping everything confusing keeps this post consistent….
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Britney Spears
2010
14
Jun
The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is not so much because she’s hanging with people more famous than her in Miami in hopes of feeling more relevant, not to say that Christina Aguilera is relevant, but I guess girl can sing and she has made lots of money and left her mark on the world with more than just a sex tape and a TV show no one will remember….
The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is not so much because she’s in a bikini to make sure more pictures taken of her….that’s just obvious bottom feeding ladder climbing shit…
The reason these pictures of trash can urinal Kim Kardashian make me laugh is because she’s covering her fucking ass like a teenage girl who is insecure about her body cuz she’s a teenage girl at the water park, or the fat mother at the public pool in a t-shirt cuz she’s a fat fucking mother who knows she looks like shit in a bathing suit but is doing it cuz she doesn’t want to miss out of life too….
I’m guessing Kim knows her ass is all anyone cares about….but more importantly that it’s a sloppy fucking disaster of an ass that without it’s Spanx and harnesses leave her with a crime scene that isn’t good for business…..while covering it up leaves the mystery that maybe that magical shit is being hidden cuz of it’s perfection, a stigma she’s trying to let die and not feed into…yeah…I’m sure that’s the case…because her life hasn’t been one cry for attention after another….and if she had a great ass, I’m pretty sure she’d be in ass-less chaps daily…and what you see here is just staged marketing….
And the good news is that at least she’s got tits….
Bonus – Strategic Ass Peek flash – where there was just enough ass to satisfy our needs while not showing off the actual disgusting part.
Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Uncategorized
2010
14
Jun
This bitch is some trashy lookin’ shit. I know pageants don’t attract that most wholesome of pussy, but seriously, this reminds me of some shitty poster you’d expect to find in the garage of some biker…if only knew he knew she was an Arab….
I can only assume that this bitch’s parents are dead, because if they knew she was Miss America there would be some honor killings for her culture because traditional arab people hate America because it represents everything their bible tells them is bad…mainly by giving women rights…something I am not sure I fully disagree with the Muslims on, because let’s face it, owning multiple pussy is fun, even if you wrap the shit up like a Christmas gift for you to unwrap every night…..unless you’re a heathen like Miss USA where you pretty much shit on your culture by slipping into a bikini….and I guess the oppressed women with guilty religious values are always the dirtiest in the bedroom while rebelling before getting sucked back into their shit…and I guess who really cares…here are the pics…making a decent preview to the sex tape that is bound to hit…
Posted in:Uncategorized
2010
14
Jun
Maria Menounos used a reliable strategy to get new twitter followers and that was by posting a picture of her in a bikini drinking a beer with some Celtics swag because every pussy knows that sports, bikinis and pussy taking picture of itself is a winning formula, but Maria Menounos doesn’t need all those cheap stunts….she had me at “Menounos” cuz every greek girl I know, despite being bottom heavy, is easy fucking anal sex, something substantially more marketable than some bullshit sports, bikini, self-taken pic…
Posted in:Bikini|Maria Menounos|Twitter
2010
14
Jun
Lindsay Lohan’s latest publicity stunt in trying to convince the public that she’s getting her life together thanks to the fake alcohol bracelet her fake judge was paid off to give her, to prove to the idiotic public that this is actually something that state law enforces, but more importantly that Lindsay is getting her life together and not drinking cuz if she was she’d get arrested, since everyone I know who have had multiple DUIs still drink and sometimes even drive despite not having a license anymore…because the government can’t take away our rights to drink, but our management and PR people can pretend they do, so everyone gets behind her….
I guess they think sending her to some fitness event in her sports bra will add to the story line that bitch is getting it together and not a bloated mess we previously thought she was…I generally hate sports bras, but these ones remind me less of some smothering suffocating clothing…but more like a fat chick bra you get at Wal Mart…which is a total fetish.
I really don’t care about the bullshit that is Hollywood, but I do care about the tits, so the pics are really what matter…
Stacy Keibler was there also….not that anyone cares about Stacy Keibler…but I guess she’ll take any work she can get….and I’ll take any long legs I can get…
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Sportsbra
2010
14
Jun
I am pretty hungover cuz I went out drinking, got attacked with pepper spray and not even for trying to rape and rob a bitch of both her innocence and her purse. I spent the night soaking in milk, but unfortunately, we only had expired milk, making the whole experience way fucking shitter.
Speaking of shitty, here is shit colored public toilet Kim Kardashian on the beach with Justin Bieber….obviously a shitty publicity stunt for two people who have one thing in common, that thing being that they wish they are black, make that two things…because they also are both famous for reasons that are seriously beyond me.
This is supposed to be her nipple, all I see is some lumpy shit, that could be from back implants, or maybe just from having bad tits, cuz with every fat bitch come lumps of shit you can’t explain in various parts of her body….
Let me know if you can figure out where the nipple is, cuz I’m really not seeing it.
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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Nipple
2010
11
Jun
The worst weekend of the year is here for people in Montreal. It is Grand Prix and a whole lot of trashy fucking European Chachi motherfuckers are going to be polluting my life….
The hookers are gonna be more expensive, the shitty stripclubs that are normally empty are gonna be packed with tourists I can’t stand….the streets are going to be jammed with shit…
I tried to plan an escape, but I can’t cuz I am poor, so I’m stuck in this shit…and I think this biggest celebrity coming into town that I can try to offend and blame for Heath Ledger’s death to get onto E! is Jayde Nicole, but she isn’t even famous enough to have known Heath Ledger or really to know anyone, or for anyone to care, so I’m pretty sure I won’t bother…
Bullshit…now here are my stepLINKS….
Jennifer Lopez’s Gross Underwear Flash I thought about Doing a Post On Before Remembering that Jennifer Lopez is Old, Fat, Ugly and Uninteresting…Mom Pussy Lip Flash I’d Be All Over Though
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Megan Fox Needs to Shut Her Mouth and Look good, Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Because the Best Type of Sluts Are Sluts Who Get Naked On a Web Came
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The Horny Vampires of True Blood
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Sofia Vergara’s Hot Latina MILF Boobs
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You Should Read About The Perverts At American Apparel and Their Hiring Policies
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Adriana Lima’s Sex Bomb Photo Shoot Makes Waves
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Even Swamp Thing Got A Hard-on From A Topless Adrianne Barbeau!
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You’re Gonna Wanna Check Out Chanelle – VIDEO
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The 20 Funniest Pictures Making Fun of Those Assholes At BP That Are Ruining our Planet
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Carrie Underwood Needs to Take That Stupid Pink Dress Off
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Who’s in the Mood to Get Mc Gangbanged?
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Lina in Looking At Herself in the Mirror…Naked
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Nicolette and a Cucumber – VIDEO
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Personally I Have No Problem With Former Miss USA Kenya Moore Taking Her Clothes Off All The Time
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Licking Things Up
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Italian Marika Fruscio Nip Slip on National TV
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A Collection of Catwalk Nip Slips
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Russel Simmons Almost Slapped a Ho at His House Party
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Say Hello To Gypsy Del Rosario
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Miley Cyrus is See Through, and Has a Sort of Panty Upskirt
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She’s Got a Fat, Purple Dildo – VIDEO
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Natalie Portman is Looking Hot
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Denise Milani’s Awesome Rack
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Hilary Duff Looks Trashy in Leopard Print
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Listen to Alisha Breathless with Orgasm
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Kim Kardashian Just Because
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Check Out Jana
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Friday Pic Dump Fun
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More Ridiculously Hot Photos Of Megan Fox In A Tiny Corset
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The 15 Best Jobs in the World
(Hint: You Don’t Have One of Them)
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sasquatch Sighted in Miami! Unbelievable!
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The 5 Worst Times to Be Naked
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Girls Lez Out – VIDEO
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Who is This Mystery Lady in Lace
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How NOT to Park Your Jetski
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Sharon is in the Garden
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Teri Hatcher is Looking Hot
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HOT Brunette On Video
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Who Knew Sex in a Public Park Was Such a Nono?
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Follow Me, It’s Not Like You’re Doing Anything Else With Your Life
FACEBOOK and TWITTER
Posted in:stepLINKS
2010
11
Jun
I think I am a slave to the bikini like Naomi Campbell’s family were slaves in the plantation.
Seriously. I see the shit…and even if I don’t like the shit…and even if I don’t know the shit colored shit in the shit…or if the person in the shit is bullshit…I feel like I have no choice but to post the shit…and this is the miserable result of my weakness…even though I feel like I posted this shit GO a few days ago…cuz I guess this bitch likes wearing the same bikini…and I like doing the same posts…thank god it’s the fucking weekend…I hate all of you.
Pics via Fame
Posted in:Naomi Campbell
2010
11
Jun
Here is some of the weirdness that is in the news today….cuz the world is pretty fucking….The highlight of the day for me was this vile Octomom Lookin’ Russian “model” claims her size J implants were roughed up while flying and plans on suing the airline for 100,000 dollars…
But there’s always other weirdness going on and here are some of today’s picks…
Texas Parents Upset About Adult Piñatas
Some provocative piñatas are getting parents riled up in Texas.
Guatemalan Jaguars Love Calvin Klein’s Obsession
Caught on Tape: Parent, Students Fight at Minnesota HS Graduation
A parent and several students were escorted out of their North St. Paul High School graduation ceremony after a fight broke out.
65 Year-Old Tennessee Woman Arrested for Growing Pot
Helen Franklin, a 65 year-old woman admitted to police that she planted reefer in her lawn.
Panhandler Rapes Georgia Woman
A panhandler attacked and sexually assaulted a woman in Georgia
Posted in:stepNEWS
2010
11
Jun
Kylie Minogue may be old but she still has it going on…maybe it’s cuz she’s a breast cancer survivor, so showing off tit is her way of telling cancer to fuck itself for trying to get her down, or maybe she’s just showing off her tits cuz like most bitches with implants, they give her a new sense of security that she always wanted, but then again her implants were reconstruction dude to the mastecomy implants and not “When I was a teenage girl who hated being called flatty flatty 2 x 4” implants or a “If i have tits my career as a stripper will be far more lucrative” implants or “I am insecure and jealous of other girls who all the guys look at and I want perky tits like my neighbor cuz my husband spends his days fucking his secretary” implants….I don’t even know if she’s got nipples or if they are just tattooed on and really I’m gonna stop here and just admire this elderly woman doing all the right things…cuz really cancer fucking sucks and makes me sad thinking about all the good tits and lives that have gone to waste….
Here she is in Blackbook Magazine…
Posted in:Kylie Minogue
