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2022

30

Aug

Elsa Hosk Lingerie of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a hot mom model who I assume is in her 30s by now, because she only came into our lives as a Victoria’s Secret Angel when she was 27, due to her having a Swedish Meatball of a life before modelling as a pro basketball player you’d actually wnat to fuck, unlike that Brit Griner drug smuggler, who looks more like the kind of player who would be fucking you, with her giant dick!

Elsa Hosk is no longer a VS model, because they’ve phased them out and turned them into demons, but that doesn’t mean she can’t post her damn lingerie pics for the fans, which is what she’s doing here!

We don’t NEED corny corporate mall brand VS to get half naked motherfuckers!

She also reposted an old gem of her doing her rendition of Tom Cruise in Risky Business:

Like so many other people, it is poorly executed, because Tom Cruise was not wearing his sunglasses in the scene, or white shirt, his shirt is Pink:

But that doesn’t mean I don’t have an interest in watching her mom ass dance in her underwear, because it’s probably the only interest I do have in this life of going through the motions until I die!

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2022

30

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I think one of the only good things about the internet, besides WIKIPEDIA rewriting history, is girls realizing that they can make millions of dollars by selling nude pics of themselves to sad lonley losers with disposable income, looking for some sort of connection to anyone, or anything, because we’re an empty, sad and medicated society, is the BIKINI PIC!

In a lot of ways, the Bikini pic was the precursor to the normalization of selling nudes to members like you were a teen model in the late 90s, when member sites were huge, but that the normies would never even think of partaking in, because they worried about their future self!

You know that the bikini pics of social media, getting all the likes and comments, because we’re a perverted bunch, opened up the comfort levels, and got girls going more and more nude, until they found themselves getting off to sending nudes to strangers they met on a dating app, only to realize during a pandemic that the world was over, might as well start making money off these, because like generations of women before them, they know when shit hits the fan, when all else fails, when the end is near, when collapse is happening, when there’s no money, no food, no water, they can ALWAYS sell their pussies!

So the bikini pic, holds are warm place in my heart as the reason we’ve got so many whores in my life, and here’s some girls in swimwear, not necessarily being whores, but inspiring whores, which is better!

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2022

30

Aug

Cart Wheeling and Other Videos of the Day

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Strong

Flexible

Bike Short Demo

Lifter

Abe Showing

Biceps of Champions

Gym Dreams

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

30

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Nothing like a piss warm glass of water from the tap to taste all the chemicals, hormones, anitbiotics, SSRIs, Birth control Pills, from the piss of the people in the city you live in, because sewage treatment to make drinking water is my porn and thanks to the people in charge, they’ve brought this dream to light, improving my life and allowing me to be a piss drinker without having to embarrass myself asking random girls in the convenience store at the drink fridge if they’ll piss in my mouth because I’m feeling parched!

“That Snapple is delicious, but you know what’s better, pissing in my mouth”

To which she’ll just say “well, you can just drink the tap water bro”!

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DJ Tanner is No More – He has Quit The Conners which is SHockingly Still On TV
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2022

29

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Blogging is so fucking stupid, I mean I’ve always felt that it was fucking stupid, which is what made it so hilarious, just one idiots first hand account of nonsense, like a teen girl writing her diary, with entries that you barely spend time on, because you’re looking for the next post, so never a deep dig, never a thought provoking analysis, never a deep investigation, just cheap fucking nonsense!

But yeah, bogging is so fucking stupid, especially in an era of social media, but those fuckers always ban me and I hate social media, I’m far more interested in having my own safe space in the corner of the internet no one knows about!

Blogging is also stupid because it’s a dying art form, not that I believe in art, but because it’s basically a dead concept, yet here I posting more than I did in the glory days of 2008, like a sadist, or a visionary who knows that the kids brought old tech back to popularity in the past, so why wouldn’t they do it again, so we wait, patiently, for the BLOG revival of 2040, when I will be 80 years old and ready to get my share of the movement!

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Irina Shayk Vacations With Her Baby Daddy Brad Cooper!
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Paige Spiranac Fights for the Right to Booty!
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Gal Gadot Bikini Thirst Trap
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GET READY TO HUNT
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Madison Beer Huge Cleavagee
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Elsa Hosk Sheer Black Top
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Nicki Minaj Takes Home the Video Vanguard Award and Brings a Performance!
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Nikki Bella is Married
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Hailey Bieber Nude Lingerie for VS
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The 11 Scariest Warning Signs
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Britney Spears posts tell all video that is blowing minds
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Serena Williams’ US Open 2022 outfit revealed
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Amanda Cerny Topless Gardener
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Tom Brady On His 11 Day Leave: “I’m 45 years old man”!
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Bella Hadid is a Video Girl in CODE!
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Kangaroo attacks and torments random guy and it’s all caught on video
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Sealing a Dead Hornet in Epoxy Resin
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Security Camera Captures A Cat Riding A ‘Robot’ During The Night!
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Everything coming to TV and Streaming in September 2022
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Amateur Models do a Bike Shoot
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Megan Rapinoe Takes her Top Off
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Anitta Performs Envolver at the VMA’s!
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Male Karen freaks out at Bikers, cops get called (video)
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Curious Worker Lights Up Foam and Causes Huge Fire
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Golden Retriever Refuses To Go To The Groomer!
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All theaters selling movie tickets for $3 on September 3rd
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Nude Ukrainian Model! HOT
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Social Media Boxer Celebrates with a Flip – Lands on Face
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The Weird Al Yankovic Movie is Here!
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Drone Footing of Drifting into Freedom Factory
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Snake Tries To Eat Itself And A Lot More!
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Frog Jumps On A Woman Scares Her Badly!
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Elderly Woman Gets Attacked By A Rabies-Infected Fox
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Ana Braga Does her best MJ
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Kate Beckinsale Gets her Mail
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All the Demons at the VMAs
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Addison Rae in a Glamour Shoot
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Dua Lipa’s Sheer White Outfit
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Zooey Deschanel at an Event
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Charli XCX in a Bra on Stage
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Iris Apatow Slutty Photoshoot
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Anywa Taylor Joy Legs
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Mariah Carey in Public
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Elsa Hosk is Hot as Shit
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Amber Davies at an Event
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Stella Maxwell on the Streets
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Thylane Blondeau in a Bikini
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Lindsey Pelas Tits Out
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Nicola Peltz in Pik with her Cleavage
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Madison Beer in Concert On Stage in Concert
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Karreuche Tran Tits Out
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2022

29

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know why I have sch an issue with these old time celebrities or personalities taking to Instagram to compete with the young people who are taking eyeballs off them, which I am sure they hate, by posing half naked like the young people, because I like half naked women thirst trapping for attention, especially when they are old as shit and have tons of money, accomplishments, but their egos just can’t throw in the towel or give up on the whole thing, they’ve got more fight in them, and they’re from an era where they had to fight for every job they got, or at least most did, DICKS were sucked in ways girls of today don’t know!

So yeah, from Heidi Klum, JLo, Longoria, Aniston, just doing the basic “tits get hits” approach to content, using filters and faking it, just seems desperate and not in a hot way, but in a Mean Bitter Old Lady way, and no one likes bitter old ladies!

The only one who doesn’t seem to bother me is Kate Beckinsale, who has this tiny fit body at 49, even if there’s filters or photoshopped being used, she seems to live up to the smut she puts on instagram, all youthful and with it, even fucking under 25 year old men, probably for their sperm, it’s less weird than blood transfusions other celebs get with children to stay young, and it’s not like she can get pregnant, she’s basically 50 fuck!

All this to say, Kate Beckinsale is the only old as shit famous bitch worth jerking off to, her hotness may not make sense, but it is legit!

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|Kate Beckinsale

2022

29

Aug

Dua Lipa Abs of the Day

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I don’t know enough about DUA LIPA to know whether she’s worked off her tits or not, but I do remember them being a little more substantial, and all I really care about is the tits, because her music, which is some of the most popular music out there, is basically just videogame music designed to lower the expectations of music for the younger generation, you know eventually only having access to computer generated music since the people putting out the music won’t have to pay out talent or deal with their egos, but to get there we need everyone depleted of emotion, jacked up on SSRIs and used to shitty computer music!

She claims to be some self made plus sized model with a voice who took it upon herself to be the MOST famous thanks to having an internet connection andd youtube channel, which is possible, but the origin story is irrelevant, when I’m looking at the tanned Albanian, which could be a racist thing to say, you know “DON’T MENTION SKIN COLOR”, but SHE is tanning censorship board, but more importantly, she’s got a hot body, toned stomach, is half naked with her eyes shut, in deep thought, maybe writing the next great hit song to destroy the future generation of real music with algorithm determined triggers that understand how to brainwash and control the listener through soundwaves! Neuro Science / Witchcraft!

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2022

29

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if COVID is offiially over, at least not in oppressive as fuck prison state that is Canada, I’ve heard various elected by no one officials warn of a dark winter, since that’s what they do, while pushing more vaccines and other bullshit that you know ALL the unhealthy motherfuckers will hop onto, thanks to being brainwashed into believing the modern medical system, dumbos!

I do know that it doesn’t matter if it is or isn’t, the collapse is in the works and whether it’s climate change, or other diseases, or financial collapses or not, where there is a will there’s a way!

So whether they manipulate healthcare workers to think they are heroes for going to work and doing their job is still up in the air, but the smart ones, probably the unvaccinated ones, have figure out that they an mooch off the celebrity of their profession to get paid subscribers!

Nursing, always a fetish to people who are lonely and like being taken care of by hotties in uniform, will continue to be a fetish, they’re the sex workers of the medical profession, so it makes sense for them to do actual sex work and outside of the MRSA on their pussies, ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANT BACTERIA, it’s worth looking at, just not licking or smelling or getting too close to, but lukcily for your loser ass, this isn’t TINDER, so you won’t get anything jerking off to it, unless you’re still fucking chicken cutlets marinating in a ZIPLOC like that time you got salmonella!

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Posted in:NURSES

2022

29

Aug

Rita Ora Titty Top of the Day

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Rita Ora, who is the wife of New Zealand Actor/Filmmaker Taika Waititi, not that they really market that they’ve been married, but that’s the fucking story and who really gives a shit who she’s married to, when people barely give a shit about who she is!

Sure she’s got the huge following thanks to her tits, and possibly being in the right place at the right time, but her existence has hardly been some pop star billionaire, but more a girl with a record deal who ended up not releasing music, so she turned to instagram to post her cleavage between attending every paparazzi event, the most followed D-Lister, who probably makes the most money as a D-Lister, so I guess the hustle worked1

The good news is that despite turning to fitness, youknow she’s a married women in her 30s, she’s gotta do what she can to maintain what she’s got, but despite the working out like other 30 somethings, she doesn’t look like an emaciated monster, but instead like a fitter version of herself, and she’s still go the tits1

I don’t know what this outfit is for, a hollywood premiere with her man, now that she’s a Hollywood wife, or maybe it’s to the VMAs to do some weird Satanic rituals, but ultimately, we’re just here for the tits, which is likely the same reason Taika Waititi is there! They’re good tits!

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2022

29

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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The MILF brings the experience because she’s already brought sex to completion, meaning that she has been cummed in, she has suffered for 9 months with baby growing inside of her like some sort of alien 3D printer I don’t understand, only for the baby to be shat out of her cunt, which was much smaller than a baby before they went down this road, and whether it will ever go back to what it was, will things ever be the same again, we just don’t know, but then every waking hour is spent worrying about not accidentally killing you STD that’s growing into a human, and depending on how old the MILF is, there may be years of struggle, exhaustion, hard working mom shit under their shapewear to hide the stretch marks and GUNT panty belt!

I don’t know if being a MILF means she’s a better fuck, you know just because you go through the roller coaster, doesn’t mean much, since raising a kid has probably limited the amount of actual sex you’ve had because you’re too busy doing mom shit!

I do know that a woman who has had a kid is probably more interesting, more someone you’d want to respect, even though you met her 10 minutes ago and she’s sucking your dick in the backseat of your car, which is not the kind of MOM thing you’d expect, not even at the PTA meetings trying to get their kid preferential treatment, you know, anything for little Ricky!

I also know that the hot thing in the MILF is being too busy being a mom to annoy you, so every second weekend you get fucked aggressively due to the built up she’s let build up over the years, wanting to live her best porn life, since porn is the only thrill she gets when the kids are at school!

So MILFs, not all bad, upside to every ailment, and these are some milfs that seem to range in age from “too young to be a mom, to too old to be called a MILF, your kid is 40, we’re onto you freak!”, now sit on my face!

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