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2010

11

May

Boyfriend of the Day

My computer fucking sucks and I am struggling – but I saw this video of some boyfriend play fighting with some busy girl who is bigger than him and shit goes pretty nutty – which reminds us all that if you have a busty bitch showing off tit in our presence, we should focus our energy on seeing those tits, not killing them.

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2010

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said too much today….so I’ll let other people take over by linking to their websites that make a hell of a lot more money and get a hell of a lot more respect than me because they are clearly doing something better than me, but my stepLINKS prove that I can be better too, and the way I am is by sending you the fuck away from here to a happier internet place all while I go and get drunk cuz it’s more fun than the internet….except when you are masturbating because you can’t get in trouble for masturbating on the internet….unless you are on the internet in a coffee shop…or surfing kiddie porn….while you can get in trouble masturbating drunk cuz you usually don’t realize you’re limp dick is in hand in front of a hell of a lot more people than you realize you are cuz you’ve passed the fuck out in public and have no inhibitions….I don’t know where I am going with this so here are my stepLINKS to make up for it…

Elisha Cuthbert is Fat as Fuck in her Bikini – Because not working, drinking and drug addiction, laziness and residuals from Popular Mechanics for Kids will make any bitch turn into a fucking pig- She’s from Montreal and I can’t stand her and have always found her disgusting and hated the ego California gave her – Cunt
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More of Audrina Patridge it in a Bikini
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Some Young Slut in Some Bathing Suit Shit Drinking a 40 is Almost Porno
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Because Your Weekend Was as Sexless As Mine Was
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Marisa Miller and Her Supermodel Cleavage
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Hahaha This Lindsay Lohan Versus E-Trade Lawsuit Thing is Getting Amazing
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Hottest Woman Golfers – GALLERY
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Cate Blanchett Is Old And Hot
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Sophie Turner’s Ass is Kinda Amazing
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MR. T WANTS YOU TO TREAT YOUR MOTHER RIGHT
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Some Lohan Music/Photos/Drama/Video of the Day
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Riley is a Sexy Schoolgirl
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Skinny Blonde Masterbates on Video
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Triana Maida Makes Wearing a Bikini Easy
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Scooter Powered Carousel Fail – VIDEO
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If Only We Were All as Lucky As Andy Rooney – VIDEO
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Drunk Sluts – A Gallery
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Cat Washington’s Body is Just Plain Insane
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Tiger Wood’s Mistress Joslyn James Big Tits And “O” Face
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I Still Got the Hots For Lydia Herst and Here’s Why
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More of Coco And Her Insane Pics From Twitter
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Yeah I’d Still Fuck Christina Aguilera
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The Most Disturbing Story You’ll Read All Day…of the Day
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Here are some public sex positions – in the event you have sex – not that you need to know there is really just one and that’s in a back alley while bitch is knocked the fuck out – but whatever – you can pretend this will be of use to you
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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So That’s How ScarJo Looks So Damn Good
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No Panties in the Laundry Mat – VIDEO
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K. D Aubert Will Make You Say God Damn!
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Lookin Good Blondie
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Kissing Babes Motherload
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Washing Hands in the Urinal – VIDEO
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and More Marisa Miller
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The 55 Most Scanalous Barbie Photos Ever Taken
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Bikini Bottom Oops – VIDEO
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Miss USA Gets Sexy – PHOTOS
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Brooke Burke is Tasty
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OFFICE RAGE – VIDEO
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Beatbox Kid – VIDEO
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Some Ashley Greene Hotness
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Amy Reid Peels Off Her Pink Bra
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Throwback Jessica Simpson Pussy Flash That Just Resurfaced
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Story of a Hollywood Gang Bang. Seriously, If This is True I Can’t Wait
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Follow Me, It’ll Do Your Body Good
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS BONUS BONUS – ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Bitch and her Nude Pics
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

10

May

Audrina Patridge Fringe Bikini in Vegas is All She’s Good For of the Day

The end of The Hills are finally here, she’s dating Ashlee Simpson’s ex-boyfriend who isn’t even a has-been because he never was and I guess that’s just evidence that Audrina has come to terms with the fact that she’s peaked and from now on it is only downhill for her, so she might as well get used to being in her bikini, because it’s the only thing people will give her money for today and going forward….and I’m excited for her to actually hit rock bottom, because that’s when you get the bargain basement deals on her pussy….

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Bikini

2010

10

May

Phoebe Price Hits the Beach in Her Old Lady Bikini of the Day

This act seriously fucking bores me….we get it…you put on a bikini and ask the paparazzi to follow you and idiots like me post the pictures and hopefully get you in the tabloids as the hottest 40 year old clown of a fucking person who does nothing in her bikini. That’s what Phoebe Price aspires to acheive in life, and really it’s a good, attainable, not overly ambitious or hard dream, all it takes is a phone call and a bikini and very little shame…I’m not quite sure how it pays your rent, or your baby formula, but I guess if you’re daddy is rich, money isn’t really a factor in your decisions, like the rich kid I knew who decided to become an artist because his trust fund made it easy for him to no starve to fucking death, but at least what he tried to be creative….this bikini shit is not impressive and I kinda hate bitches who sell themselves short…like if you’re going to try to get noticed on the beach…at least make the shit topless, every slut gets into a bikini, even fat chicks on resorts, so if you wanna stand out, step it the fuck up you useless cunt, but I guess we should give her some credit, cuz clearly she knows she’s a useless clown. Here are the pics of her trying to seduce me and failing….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Phoebe Price

2010

10

May

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Good News…This cunt Ashley Tisdale, who I could tell was a huge victim of positive affirmations from her family and the public, who developed a confidence and a huge ego thanks to being cast on a hit show and a successful nose job, who actually believed she had it going on and was the hottest starlet in Hollywood because she wasn’t fat and cuz people were telling her she was has finally come to terms with the reality that she is ugly and far from a natural beauty as she hides her ugly face under her ugly hat and covers up with a bottle of water while leaving the gym she needs to make her fuckable, cuz a fat body to go with a broken down face is never a good thing, it would probably be the end of her career and she knows that so she does us all a favor and covers that shit up, and I’d like to thank her for that.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashely Tisdale|Ugly Watch

2010

10

May

Thick Hilary Duff Showing off Tit of the Day

Here is a fat Hilary Duff showing off tit, because tit is the thick chick’s only defense mechanism….It is the only way to divert focus and if they are lucky shit makes them look skinnier, mainly because people aren’t looking at their gut or even realize there is a body from the nipples down….cuz everyone knows that thick will turn into obese in a few years so we do what we can to ignore the shit and focus on the good, it’s like a man defense mechanism….

I’m not sure why bitch is so fat, but I can only assume bitch gets engaged and then gives up and starts eating all the food she was holding back on all these years for fear a motherfucker wouldn’t lock into her….or maybe her man is just trying to fatten her up because he’s a closet case jock and only cums when she feels like his chubby childhood Hockey coach who taught him about sex when winning the game ended with more than just ice cream…if you know what I mean…..and if you’re anything like Hilary Duff I lost you at ice cream…cuz it’s your fucking favorite…but I was talking about child rape in organized sport.

Here are some stuff by Duff thickness pics for the black folk….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hilary Duff|Thick|Tits

2010

10

May

Joslyn James’ Stupid Fake Tits Try To Stay in the Limelight of the Day

Hollywood is a septic tank of trash who move there to get noticed. I have a feeling some of them try the tradional route, before giving up because everyone there wants to get famous, and there are a ton of delusional people who think they can make it, but really have nothing going for them, so they end up stripping, or prostituting, or fucking famous people, only to have something that will get them what they came for…..and I guess in Joslyn James’ case, it worked, cuz that Tiger Woods shit blew the fuck up and made her a known name….not necessarily in a way people want to get famous, but when they are desperate enough, anything goes….proven by such stupid fake tits in the process…

If I wanted to see this many disgusting stretch marks on a tit, I’d just watch my wife shower, seriously, if I was this Joslyn James bitch, I’d be embarrassed to show this ghetto shit off, but I guess it’s all she has going for, it’s her claim to fame, the only reason she gets paid, so as shitty as they are, or as run down as they are, she’s gotta use them to pay the fucking bills….and the whole thing is pretty fucking ridiculous…cuz girls like this behind under black lights that hide these imperfections…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fake Tits|Joslyn James

2010

10

May

HIV Positive Bio-Terrorist Story of the Day

Here’s a funny story I am posting as a warning to all the diseased whores around the world, mainly the ones in Hollywood, who have such serious egos and who are so self involved that when they get word of their HIV Positive results, they don’t get phased, because to them it just means they now have a license to have unprotected sex, because they’ve got the worst unprotected sex has to offer and they have to live with the shit for the rest of their lives, and if some other asshole wants to make the same mistake as them, then that’s their problem, they paid their dues proper to have the ability to have raw sex without worrying….now can not only get charged with attempted murder, but also with Bio-Terrorism, especially if they bite their neighbor’s lip….

Posted in:HIV Positive

2010

10

May

Rihanna Needs to Change her Fucking Outfit of the Day

I hope they hose down this shit cuz this is the third week I’ve seen this peach colored leotard rubbing up against Rihanna pussy harder than Jay-Z did before getting tricked into giving her a record deal for fear that she’d go to the media about how he slammed a 16 year old, or maybe that she’d go to Beyonce and try to ruin the beautiful black royal family they’ve become. I just know that for every 10 daring dudes who would pay to sniff this rubber pussy cover and smear it on their face after her show, there’s 1 would would probably throw up to the miserable garbage man daughter with by hygeiene stench, I’m pretty sure where I fall into those statistics and my weak lack of will power humiliates me, because rationally I’m totally disgusted by this pig, but instinctively I want to taste her…and I guess that’s what makes men fucked up.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Leotard|Rihanna

2010

10

May

Lady Gaga Walking Around in Underwear of the Day

I guess Lady Gaga realized that every popstar who was in the game before her and who is far more talented and interesting than her have the ability to copy her sexed up pantsless “performing artist” bullshit act that she copied from other people….and prove that shit is bullshit, cuz they do it fucking better than her despite her claiming it is her act that she created, so she’s decided to walk around in her underwear, cuz she knows how to manipulate society, and yes, half naked is all it takes, it is that easy, but unfortunately, on Gaga it’s pretty fucking vile, but I feel like you’ll be able to love yourself to this, cuz you have no taste and I guess, neither do I….

AND THE CLOSE-UP…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Underwear