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2010

May

Trying to Look Down Rihanna’s Shirt of the Day

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I used to find Rihanna hot, now I hate her. I don’t know what it was that put me over the edge, but I think it had to do with her selling out her boyfriend for choking her out, something you don’t expect a girl from the islands to do, for fear of being deported, proving that Rihanna thought at the time that she was at the top of the fucking world and could do anything, and I just don’t like that kind of attitude, especially from a girl who came from the gutter, and who belongs in the gutter, but who pulled some solid scam, a scam that doesn’t involve talent, but probably involves underage sex, it’s the only explanation…..

Here are some pictures of her showing off her little tits, I’ve been trying to look down her shirt, but haven’t really had any luck, maybe you’re better at this than me…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rihanna|Tits

2010

May

Karoline Kurkova Lawn Bowling Upskirt of the Day

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Karolina Kurkova was the big Victoria’s Secret model who was on the line to get fired for a long time because she was so fucking thick…and Victoria’s Secret knows that despite a lot of fat women ordering their white trash shit, and a lot of fat men jerking off to their shit, the bitches who grace the pages of the shit, have got to have it going on…..and if you’re wondering why Karolina Kurkova is so thick, it’s probably because her fitness regime involves Lawn Bowling, a low impact sport for 90 year olds to stay active, but I have a feeling this is actually some event, and her fitness regime is really non-existant, which is pretty fucking lazy considering being fit is her fucking job and she makes millions to stay fit, but I don’t care, I’m just happy looking up her skirt….even if it’s shitty and even if I’ve seen her half naked and in panties before…cuz lawn bowling, up until today, is statistically the hardest sport to jerk off to….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova|Lawn Bowling|Upskirt

2010

May

Marisa Miller in Her Short Shorts on a Motorbike of the Day

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Marisa Miller’s got that All-American girl look….and despite looking a little old and a little haggard in her face cuz she got into this late in the game, her body is fucking spectacular, so I undestand why Harley decided to get her half-naked on their campaign, especially since haggard faces are usually the least of a biker’s concern when it comes to the pussy they ride with, or even the pussy they ride into town to pay to fuck fuck, cuz bikers, are pretty fucking roughneck, except maybe for that whole yuppie middle class doctor turned biker movement, that is far less interesting that gangs, crime, hookers and drugs, but they are the people actually buying the Harley’s and Marisa Miller is accessible to them and their tagalong wives thanks to Victoria’s Secret catalog they sneak to the bathroom and masturbate to thanks to marriage sucking….and Marisa Miller’s body not sucking….

Here are the ads…

Posted in:Harley Davidson|Hot|Marisa Miller

2010

May

Lady Gaga Shows Off Her Ass of the Day

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This Lady Gaga act is fucking boring. It amazes me that she’s managed to trick people into buying into her lie. But then again, there’s a whole lot of popular bullshit that people buy into so whether she is bullshit or not, she’s still got a fan base…..even though there is nothing creative or interesting about her. She just has big marketing budgets behind her and in the fickle world we live in, I am sure she’ll eventually fade into obscurity where she belongs.

The main thing we have working against us is that the population has gone very gay and lesbian, and for some reason gay and lesbian believe she represents them, and they don’t care that she’s fucking ugly, cuz they aren’t as superficial as us, all this making her far more rich and delusional that she is relevant than she deserves…..but then again she has helped get girls to rock the no’ pants, and I even saw a bitch walking into a club with no pants on, meaning it’s gone mainstream, so I guess she’ll be remembered for that revival a legacy I get behind, as long as she goes away soon and lucky for us, if we can stomach seeing Gaga like this, we’ll be glad to see actual women rock it, cuz actual women are substantially better looking that whatever Gaga is….

Either way, here she is showing off her Ass in Hamburg, cuz I guess part of her bullshit is spreading it around the fucking globe like she was Aids in the 80s and not just because her face looks like Aids in the 80s….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Ass|Lady Gaga

2010

May

Kim Kardashian Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a tacky piece of shit who needs to go on a diet. She’s in a dress so tight that you’d think shit would squeeze her into a skinny bitch, but I guess that’s what she was going for too, unfortunately it didn’t work out, mainly because of her belly button, shit is casting a shadow in the shit so big I understand why a black dude would confuse her for a fucking toilet. She shoulda taken some of the candy she clearly stuffs down her face into the shit, or maybe even doubled up on the SPANX, but then again, it’s kinda hard to hide your fat when you don’t care that everyone know you are fat….

It still amazes me that girls like this exist, with their tacky style. Fake hair, pounds of make-up, shitty style, fake celebrity and fake sex appeal and their friendship with the Botox Faced person responsible for the Pussycat Dolls….you’d think they were a cartoon character, but unfortunately, they aren’t.

Here she is from a bunch of angles, none of which compliment her figure…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Fat|Kim Kardashian|Tight Dress

2010

May

Katy Perry’s Sloppy Body in Tight Pants of the Day

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I don’t know why people don’t rip into Katy Perry’s weird looking body more often. I know she’s got big tits, but beyond those big tits is some weirdness, and really with all the hormones in the food, where 10 year olds are DD, I don’t think celebrating big tits is really something we need to do anymore, the big breast loving scientist found a way to make 80 percent of pussy busty….

If you look at the way she walks, especially in her tight workout pants, you’ll see the she’s all sloppy looking and lopsided, shit reminds me of a kid I once knew who was hit by a fucking bus, or a girl I lost I used to fuck who was on crutches for life because of some birth defect that left one leg longer than the other, and despite having a good time with her pussy, there was nothing hot or attractive about her, she was the kind of girl who was meant to fuck a guy like me, cuz real men wouldn’t look twice at her, and I really believe that’s what Katy Perry has going for her, which I guess explains Russell Brand….

Either way, here she is walkin’ crooked cuz there’s something wrong with her, and she’s wearing tight pants, enjoy if you can…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Katy Perry|Sloppy

2010

May

Joanna Krupa Flat Ass and Fake Tits in These Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is a very irrelevant Polish American who escaped communist rule, got fake tits, who did a bunch of low grade modeling gigs that involved her half naked because she was willing to get half naked…eventually leading to Maxim and Playboy and never quite establishing herself as anything beyond being a bitch who gets half naked, that somehow lead to her on Dancing with the Stars, despite never being a star, but I guess to her family she was, because being in magazines was a far from being in line for rationed bread, or working in the sex trade to escape communism, or even rehearsing a juggling act with a Polish circus bear, so I guess she’s made it and I don’t mind, since making it means putting her flat ass, fake tits, botox face, lip injected lips in a bikini, making her a circus act of her own, only this circus is real fucking life and not under then big top….

Here are some pics…

Posted in:Bikini|Flat Ass|Joanna Krupa

2010

May

Pixie Lott Almost Pantless of the Day

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I don’t really know who Pixie Lott is, but I do know that she’s not stepping up and being competitive in terms of her performing. Everyone knows that girls on stage, even the fat ones like Lily Allen, the old ones like Madonna, the unattractive gender confused ones like Lady Gaga, the sloppy ones like Katy Perry, the old timers like X-Tina and Britney, the black ones with no talent like Rihanna and the black ones who people thought was born a man like Ciara all get on stage in leotards, so this Pixie Lott bullshit clearly doesn’t want to be famous, becasue she’s covering the fuck up as much as she can, while still rockin’ what needs to be rocked, like a bitch in a bikini who refused to remove the towel from around her waist, I feel ripped the fuck off.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Body|Pantsless|Pixie Lott

2010

May

Taylor Momsen is Scary Looking in Hosiery of the Day

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I’m not digging Taylor Momsen. Not because she’s under 18 and that would be illegal in most states, but because she’s got a pretty fucking scary looking face that doesn’t really excite me, but kinda makes me want to throw stale bread at her in the park, cuz she’s got some kind of hungry, pre-mature, scraggly bird in the ghetto park feel to her. I am however digging her “Hosiery”. I’ve never been one with a pantyhose fetish. I’ve always hated burlesque and throwback pin-up girls, I’ve never tried to dress my wife up like a stripper from the 50, or a sex scene from an 80s movie, I was always just more into pussy, and the other shit was just distraction, but I’ve been walking down the street a lot the last few weeks because my wife locks me out some days, and I’ve actually seen bitches in shorts, or skirt rockin’ the garter belt, and the thigh highs, and I’m starting to really like the shit out of the bedroom and in the fucking public….So despite Taylor Momsen being skinny the way I like my bitches, today’s post is not to celebrate that about her and remind the fat girls reading that if they cut out 500 calories a day, they will lose a pound a week and 52 pounds in a year, but to remind all girls to put on the pantyhose like a secretary in the 70s, so that I have more reason to live while on the streets. Thanks in advance. Cunt.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Hosiery|Skinny|Taylor Momsen

2010

May

Tila Tequila is Still a Fucking Joke of the Day

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I am not really sure why Tila Tequila hassn’t killed herself officially yet….because I know that most people who fall as hard as she did into insanity probably would, but then again everytime I leave my house I come across insane homless people screaming at people, or screaming at their own reflections in the mirror, reminding me that despite suicide being the logical choice, crazy people don’t always make logical choices….

I guess it’s got something to do with her not wanting to die just because her career is, and figures that even if she can’t land another TV show, and from here on out it’ll be bottom feeding projects and bottom feeding publicity stunts, she might as well try because it gives her something to do and really her first stab at fame came with little effort, maybe miracles strike twice…and as long as she’s doing it with her half naked dwarf body exposed, I’ll still watch and laugh at the trainwreck, but would really prefer if she was doing it with two fingers in her vagina at all times….cuz fake tit cleavage in a dress is not very innovative these days….it’s time for her to get with the fucking program…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Publicity Stunt|Tila Tequila