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2010

29

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Half Naked in a Photoshoot of the Day

Lindsay Lohan pisses me off. I’ve been talking to her for years and she never really bothers with me. She never let’s me play with her tits, she never come to visit me to take pics of her, she doesn’t even follow me on fucker twitter and to be honest, I don’t even know if the person I text back and forth with once a month when she decides to answer me, is probably not even Lohan to begin with, but the delusion or fantasy that it is is enough to keep me happy and think my life is a bigger deal than it is, not cuz Lohan is a big deal, but because she’s a bigger deal than the assholes in my apartment building, you know since Lohan, no matter how cracked the fuck out, pathetic, useless she’s still the hottest pussy in Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that cuz when you’re done with it, you look like your dick has second degree burns, but because she’s fucking awesome.

She did a shoot for some photographer, she didn’t invite me to it…but it’s kinda hot….if you like Lohan covered in fake blood rolling around in her panties like I do…

Posted in:Half Naked|Lindsay Lohan|Photoshoot

2010

29

Apr

Horny News Anchor Wants Soy Jism of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in this clip, but I know the words “Soy Jism” are said by a female anchor who I guess committed herself to her career instead of taking creampies and makin’ babies like the 16 year old girl I met on the Native Reserve the other day…and now she’s sexually peaking, horny, desperate, she’s carrying it into her work and lucky for her work is on TV….and I like how her co-anchor starts lookin’ around for a bed to have his way with this dirtbag….

Posted in:Jizz|News Anchor

2010

29

Apr

Audrina Patridge and her Boyfriend Look Like Clowns of the Day

I guess the common thread that brings these two lovers together and keeps these two lovers together is that they both understand what it’s like to be second rate celebrities who slowly fade into obscurity no matter how ridiculous their hair is.

Sure, Audrina is still on TV and still relevant as far as she’s concerned because she’s still on TV, but that’s all coming to an end. I know there are rumors about her getting her own spinoff show, but that won’t last, if anything that’s just the nail in the coffin of her bullshit celebrity….and I guess she’s hoping that when she slowly falls from her peak, she can rely on this clown Ryan Cabrera’s cock being there to land on, since he’s got little else goin on…but I like to think he’s just moving in on this now cuz he figures the last year will be the one everyone is watching and this may just be his stepping stone to get back to where he left things off back when he was fake-dating Ashlee Simpson….while real celebrities just ignore him…

Here are the pics of these idiots looking ridiculous.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Freaks|Ryan Cabrera

2010

29

Apr

UK Trash the Next Generation at Some Launch Party of the Day

I don’t know anything about the UK or the trash it produces in terms of music, celebrity and Katie Price or in this case the next generation of Katie Price whores…so I decided to ask my ex-internet girlfriend who lives in the UK what the deal is behind these slutty trashcan looking pigs in various shitty UK bands and why they are famous….is it because the UK is filled with uneducated mill workers and chimney sweepers, or do they just think pussy should look fake tanned, fake titted, like it was still the 90s….

This is what she had to say:

Well over here the tabloids are different and there’s a whole subculture of ‘glamour girls’ and footballers wives, but it’s not like I could sing you a Pixie Lott song. I don’t think I’ve ever heard her. Frankie Sanford used to be in a group when she was 9 called S Club Juniors. They made a reality TV show about it. Tulisa…who the hell is that…oh ndubz girl, yeah shes not really very famous. They’re talentless and average and really boring….No I will not make my pussy talk on Skype for you.

British people, even when they are 17 year old girls, always sound so smart…it’s the accent, even in their writing….and all I really know is that if a bitch is wearing her bedroom lingerie as her outside clothes…she can’t be all that bad….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Frankie Sandford|Pixie Lott|Tulisa|UK Trash

2010

29

Apr

Lisa Rinna’s and Her Stupid Lips Have Hard Nipples of the Day

I still don’t really know what Lisa Rinna does other than get bad plastic surgery, but I do know that her nipples are hard in these pictures, which after having married a fat slob with inverted nipples, is exciting to me, cuz there’s nothing worse than trying to find nipple when trying get it on with a bitch back when you used to fool around and care about feeling her up, before slowly letting that turn into fucking for the sake of cumming, to not fucking at all….marriage is a shitty thing and I guess so are Lisa Rinna blowjobs because she has no mobility in her lips and shit would be like shoving your dick inside a pool toy or anything else made of hard plastic with a hole small enough to fit you in it…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hard Nipples|Lisa Rinna

2010

29

Apr

Jenna Bentley is Some Playboy Model Lookin to Get Noticed of the Day

I don’t understand what is going on in a woman’s mind when she does this to herself or turns herself in this kind of novelty act. I know it has something to do with being raped or molested as a kid, or growing up as the ugly girl who got no male attention, who was always jealous of the girl in the classroom that all the boys wanted cuz she was staked, or maybe she realized that in America, it is just that easy to get herself in Playboy, all it takes is 5,000 dollar tits and a dream….not that being in Playboy really opens any doors for a bitch these days, which probably explains why she’s doing these staged pictures to get noticed….cuz after peaking in Playboy she realizes that she has no idea where to go next….and the whole thing isn’t hot…it’s actually really fucking poverty and desperate as far as I’m concerned….but tits are tits even if they’re stupid looking and in a cheap whore bikini….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Jenna Bentley|Playboy|Tit

2010

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate irritating hockey fans who are currently filling up the streets and the bars in their team colors chanting about how bad they want their team to win while there are some of us who don’t give a fuck about hockey and what they are doing are hate crimes against us, lock these fuckers up for shoving their bullshit down our throat like some kind of cult leaders…you don’t see me organizing protests about how bad I love pussy and how great pussy is with big shirts with pussies on them….cuz I keep my passions and the things I am a fan of to my fucking self…I’m respectable like that…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Jessica Alba is Trying to Touch Kate Hudson’s Vagina
GO

Shauna Sand is a Whore in Whores Clothing
(seriously this one takes the cake)
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15 Greatest Foods for When You’re Hungover
GO

Whores Are as Whores So
GO

Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Hit The Tonight Show
GO

Picture of the Day – QUIT STEALING – VIDEO
GO

The 10 Most Awful Team Songs in Sports History
GO

Food Network Giada de Laurentis Nip Slip Flash. Blink And It’s Gone!
GO

Some Young Girl Shows Off Her Double D’s
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10 Girls From Orange County Not Named Kristen Cavelleri That You’d Fuck
GO

Street Fighter Tragedy
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Some Jennifer Lopez, Jst Because
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Someone Got These Kids to Renact the Hills and It’s Hilarious – VIDEO
GO

Check Out Dee
GO

Babe in Stockings and Pussy Play – VIDEO
GO

Nika Lauraitis Gallery
GO

Whitney Houston is Turning Into a Fucking Hack – VIDEO
GO

Sunny Leone Anyone?
GO

Get a Load of Mileena Hayes
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Hot Slut of the Day
GO

Ashley Simpson Bikini Shots
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Sara and Sienna Get It On
GO

Mmmmmmm Erin Lucas
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Sacha Grey Bikini Shots
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Christina Aguilera Gets Down On All Fours
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I Wanna Bang Drakes Girlfriend
GO

I’ll Do Anything Naked Olivia Munn Tells Me to Do
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Sara Jo is Sexy
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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What is Your Fave Body Part – VIDEO
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More of Kate Hudson Looking Like a Tranny
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Crissy Moran Gallery
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Megan Fox Looks Disgusting and Is Still Hotter Than Your Girlfriend
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Cat Training Made Easy…Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Noureen DeWulf Has Nice Titties
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Hospitals Are More Fun With Amy Winehouse Around
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How to: Throw a Keg Party
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Skanks in a Catfight + Some Dude – VIDEO
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Guess Which Nasty Blonde is Hooked on Painkllers
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Brianna Lee Anyone?
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Liz Hurley is Still Looking Hot
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Follow Me, It’ll Do You Good
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

28

Apr

Austin Texas Interracial Couple of the Day

Nothing sexier than fucking a 16 year old Mexican hooker in a La Quinta Inn…..than the loving interracial couple who are behind trafficking the 16 year old Mexican hooker while they sat in the car with their baby…a wholesome activity to some people…illegal according to the Austin police who are obviously trying to put an end to everyone’s fun as the police tends to like doing…bastards….

Posted in:Human Trafficking

2010

28

Apr

Dakota Fanning is a Disaster of the Day

I dig Dakota Fanning….Not in a sexual way…but because she represents real life better than most celebrities…see when she was 6 and acted like she was 40, everyone would laugh and were convinced she’d grow up to be cute and interesting and to be the next top tier Hollywood Actress, but instead, despite what everyone wanted and expected, she turned out to grow up ugly like so many other cute young kids, only in her case it’s so much funnier because the public actually had high hopes for her, when other cute kids gone ugly only let down their parents….so as she looks like shit and enters her adult life that will be polluted with self-hatred, depression, disappointment and constant reminders the she peaked at 8 years old to lead her to drug addiction something that is always fun to watch….except for the parents who feel guilty for doing this to their kids and turning their kids into products for their personal gain….

Here she is lookin like shit.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|Disaster

2010

28

Apr

Courtney Love Seduces Me with Her Gutter See Thru of the Day

I thought these pictures of Courtney Love were of her gutter tits. I didn’t realize she was wearing a bar and I figure I’ll post the shit, despite how fucking haggard and disgusting the bitch is, partially because of her her contribution to pop culture by killing off Kurt Cobain, something that you may be sad happned because you are a loser, but gives annoying 35 year old twats stuck in the past something to talk about when they run into other annoying 35 year old twats who were so influenced by dude’s contribution to their lives…you know with posters to put on their wall, t-shirts to wear and conversations to have every time a Nirvana song comes up on the radio which wouldn’t have happened if Cobain survived Grunge like he was Eddie Veder or other losers people don’t remember exist anymore…but also because I got nothing else going on….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Courtney Love|Gutter|Tits