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2010

08

Apr

Jennifer Aniston Shows Off her Lonely Old Legs of the Day

The funny thing about Jennifer Aniston is that she’s not that ugly for a 40 year old, but she just can’t land a husband, or someone willing to knock her up and that makes me laugh. She’s a typical cunt who thinks she’s got so much going on that she’s too good for the average dude who is into her. So she runs after these Brad Pitt replacements that constantly reject her because with bitches with high standards, comes high maintenance and when you’re just fucking her because you’ve wanted to since you saw her on friends, you realize that it’s not worth the fucking headaches, so bitch ends up alone cuz even with all the rejection, she still thinks she’s too good to get with dudes who would actually put up with her bullshit….The good news is that there will always be cats to keep her company and fill her big empty house when she stops getting work and is forced to face her demons with no distractions a few years down the road. That’s when she’ll be good for moving in on, like the old maids in my neighborhood who couldn’t have kids cuz they had their uterus removed thanks to cancer caused by their careers as prostitutes, a career that made marriage a fantasy….

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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|Legs

2010

08

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Tries to Model for her Leggings of the Day

The leggings comeback over the last few years has been pretty amazing except when fat chicks wear the shit, but even that is tolerable, because of all the hot bodies I can pretty much imagine totally naked because shit is so fucking tight and girls don’t seem to think it’s a big deal that they are in fucking spandex for all us old people to stare at because when were were 18, girls only wore that shit to dance recital and gymnastics class, so I am a fucking fan. They are everywhere. Girls where them to bars as much as they wear the shit when they are slobbing out making for a lot of full ass and pussy definition I wouldn’t normally get to see…..

Lindsay Lohan is involved in a leggings company that I assume is not doing as amazing as the investors probably hoped when they figured attaching Lohan to the brand, but they have decided to give it another shot but throwing her in the ad campaign and the whole thing is pretty disappointing, I’d rather see bitches at the coffee shop rockin’ the shit than whatever teenage angst this shit is trying to represent…but like leggings on fat chicks, this is tolerable knowing hotter pussy is buying her designs and wearing it in places I get to stare..

Posted in:Leggings|Lindsay Lohan|Model

2010

08

Apr

Michelle Hunziker’s Ridiculous Mom Body in a Bikini of the Day

The fascinating thing about Michelle Hunziker is not her ridiculous 33 year old body, or the fact that she’s been in a bikini showing it off the last week, or even that no one really knows what she is or what she has done but yet we still notice her, or that she’s got some prison tattoos that you’d expect to find on the lesbian raping you with a beer bottle in a back alley….The fascinating thing about Michelle Hunziker is that she had her daughter when she was 19 and I fucking love teenage pregnancy, except when it is fat chicks who are pregnant because they no at a young age that it might just be their last chance to have a family cuz they are already bad and they are just gonna get worse, but for the most part, babies being ripped out of young slutty pussy that lets guys cum inside them for career advancement or the good life is porn to me….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Michelle Hunziker

2010

08

Apr

Paris Hilton and her Push-Up Bra of the Day

The funny thing about Paris Hilton that I find fascinating is that she comes from a lot of money and has made a lot of money. Her family comes from money and I think her grandfather came from money. It’s like a long line of blue blooded high society folk, but for some reason she dresses and acts like a gutter slut straight out of the Projects or the Trailer Park, lookin’ to make a few bucks to pay for her baby formula.

Seriously, from the fake hair, to the shitty blonde dye job, to the busted up cleavage and the shitty teenage porn tape, you know she’s gutter trash, but she’s wearing all designer clothes and driving a Bentley….

The whole thing confuses me and screams only one thing and that’s parents that didn’t take the time to care about her and who really cares as long as she’s got her expensive push-up bra on…cuz cleavage is always good whether it’s rich, poor, ulgy or amazing…it’s a universal language.

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Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

07

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It is officially not just my birthday but all of our birthday. I spent it writing a site no one reads. I should be at getting an erotic massage from an Asian who’s into jerking off strange dick cuz its a cultural thing but I am not.

I guess there’s always tonight to cause some serious damage…but I am getting old…we’ll have to see what happens…or what my body is capable of and while I am doing that…here are my stepLINKS to entertain you while I’ll probably be begging people for lapdance money and coming home wasted enough to fuck the shit out of a piece of birthday cake my wife left behind from my cake she couldn’t help but polish off before I got to blow out the fucking candles…I may suck at life, but today I celebrate life, hopefully with a wide variety of vagina…in a wide variety of dances and poses…

Enjoy.

iger Woods Has Officially Entered The Champions League – He FUcked His Neighbor
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Pray to God These Two Idiots Don’t Have Kids
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Because Being Alone is the Best Way to Get Off, No?
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Holly Madison and Her Tits Are Still Up to the Same Old Shit
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How To: Open a Bottle of Vodka With You Head – VIDEO
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The 10 Most Idiotic Athletes With Guns
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This % Year Old Can Park Better Than You and Better Than Me Because I Don’t Even Have a Car – VIDEO
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Joan Jett Upskirt Flash
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After All This Time, I’d Still Bang Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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She May Not Touch You, But At Least You Can Touch Yourself
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Whitney Houston is Officially Back on the Crack
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Juliet Fucks a Dildo on a Table – VIDEO
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I’ll Give Jessica Simpson One Guess What My Favorite Body Part of Hers Is
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Don’t Steal Candy From This Baby – VIDEO
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Hot Little Brunette – VIDEO
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Mya Jane is Just…Wow
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Lin Yu Chun: Taiwan’s Susane Boyle and Even Though He’s a Dude, He’s Way Better Looking – VIDEO
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Kitty and Savannah Get It On
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I Dont’ Whats Up Wirh Cassies Hair But I’d Still Fuck Her
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Yeah I’d Bang Buzz Aldrin’s Wife and Her Receding Hairline
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50 Extremely Stroke Worthy Pictures
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Gisele is Looking Good in Her New Ad Campaign
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Some Curvey Blonde Broad, Just Cause
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Pam Anderson is a Fucking Mess
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Hot Latina Plays With Her Own Pussy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rosie Jones Covershoot – VIDEO
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Bai Ling is Actually Looking Fuckable, Kinda
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A Little Bit of Jayden Cole
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Lohan May Be a Junkie, But she Can Still Look Hot When She Wants To
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40 Moronic Yahoo Answers Questions
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Meet Missy Sue
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Pictures
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Crazy Lady of the Day – VIDEO
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I’ll Ask Again: is Selena Gomez Legal Yet?
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2010

07

Apr

Tess Taylor Naked Pictures of the Day

I am hooked on this Tess Taylor bitch. I don’t know what hormones are in the food she’s been eating…but her tits are real and outrageous.

She’s on some Chelsea Handler produced E! show with her hot sisters, one who is underage and the other who was involved in and arrested for all the celebrity break-ins that went down last year……

I don’t really get the concept of the shit, I haven’t watched the shit and really I don’t care about the shit, or anything these bitches have to say, I am sure they are annoying, I know I would hate them, I can tell they are serious trashcans, I just know that in their quest to fame, this sister decided to become a Cybergirl for Playboy and I am addicted to her body and have had some very intimate moments with the shit the last 2 days before I figured I’d share with you….

She also has a ModelMayhem profile, but who really cares about that….other than people willing to give her “Paid Jobs”

Here are her stats…

Name: Tess Taylor Arlington
Bust: 32DD
Waist: 25
Hips: 32
Height: 5’6″
Weight: 110 lbs
Hometown: Malibu, CA
Date of birth: February 11, 1990
About me: “Whether it be acting, dancing or teaching people to connect with their mind, body and self, I want people to smile”

You can probably find more of her online….and let’s just hope more girls trying to make it follow her lead and get naked…and start it off by sending them to me….

Posted in:Natural Tits|Nude|Tess Taylor|Tess Taylor Arlington

2010

07

Apr

Amazing “Fertility Doctor” of the Day

I like people who pose as medical practitioners for their own sexual gain…but you have to be a real fucking idiot to answer a Craigslist ad asking for you to donate sperm for a “Fertility Doctor” who will pay you 4,000 dollars if you go to his house a jerk off for him. I have no sympathy for the fools who fell this shit……But I do give props to the creepy homo who may not have played things out how I would have if I was posing as a fertility doctor, since there was far less vagina than I would have tried to diddle, but dude had a good thing going, something so inspirational to us too lazy to go out there and trick people into getting naked for us by posing as Doctors. Too bad he got caught…but shit makes me want to step up my fraud.

Posted in:Fertility Doctor|Molestor

2010

07

Apr

Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Useless Mom Legs of the Day

You know it is a boring day when I post pictures of Ashlee Simpson’s legs in pantyhose like shit is hot…a seriously boring fucking day….

The only thing partially hot about this girl is that she let a dude cum inside her, but when you remember it is Pete Wentz’s cum, it kinda ruins the excitement….and really most girls let guys cum inside them anyway, it’s one of those things that you find in nature and instinctively we do…and just because most girl’s I’ve fucked without a condom yelled at me everytime I did it on purpose but pretended was accidental, doesn’t mean there aren’t girls out there begging for loads to be dropped inside them to make them feel loved or some shit…and then there’s the whole baby has ripped that pussy apart shit…and her fucking busted up face that gives Jessica Simpson low self esteem because she can’t land a man but her baby sister can, not that Pete Wentz is a man, but you get what I am saying….

Here are the miserable pics….

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Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Mom Legs

2010

07

Apr

Prostitute Crossing in Italy of the Day

I love prostitution and wish my neighborhood had a designated prostitute crossing because it would mean there would be enough whores to choose from, all on the side of the road hustling their shit, for me to choose from instead of the one gutter AIDS bitch who has given up and isn’t scared of getting arrested because the shit is illegal here and that’s what happens when you make it obvious….

You know there have been whores forever. Trading pussy for money is lucrative and only makes sense. It’s like if a motherfucker is smart and he gets paid for being smart. Or if a motherfucker is good at drawing and gets paid for his drawings. It’s one of those we have limited marketable skills and we gotta use whatever we have to get by situations…

I hate that the shit is illegal here. It makes for some lowgrade working girls cuz the second it becomes legit and regulations get put into place, the girls start cleaning up, cuz competition increases when girls who don’t like breaking the rules but do like sucking stranger dick start to enter the work force….

This should be the fight people are fighting. Fuck gay marriages. Legal whores are a real cause.

I guess until that happens, I’ll just have to hang out in Italy where it is legal with a bunch of greasy pervert criminals who cheat on their hairy fat wives openly cuz they don’t divorce all while eating pasta.

Posted in:Legal Whores|Prostitute

2010

07

Apr

Pam Anderson is a Wasted Wreck of the Day

Pam Anderson is a mom and this is how she spends her Tuesday nights. Sure, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t spend any real time with her kids, but instead hires a staff that will allow her to keep her kids and not have them taken away by the state cuz their mom’s some drugged up drunk rockstar fucking groupie whore who managed to get work along the way, because celebrities are about the law.

I am not posting these because I find Pam Anderson hot, I am posting it cuz I like girls who are being carried out of bars in skimpy dresses covered in drinks they spilled on themselves cuz they are so fuckin’ high, especially if I am the one doing the carrying….right to the closest back alley.

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Posted in:Pam Anderson|Wasted