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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

Apr

Audrina Patridge Easter Bikini Pictures of the Day

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Audrina was booked to host some Vegas pool party because The Hills aren’t cancelled yet and I guess the people in Vegas haven’t given up on her yet. They figure she’s perfectly cheesy, and her tits are fake enough for the crowd of Ed Hardy wearing, Grey Goose drinking, Jersey Shore quality people they attract….

Sure her body isn’t bad but her tit job is, she’s fit but her legs are short as fuck and I’m a firm believer that Audrina should save her bikini photos to ones that are get photoshopped, but you probably dig the shit and since I can’t post the pictures without getting sued, I’ll link out to one of my internet friends’ who isn’t as ghetto as me and can afford to pay for the rights to the shit….

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2010

Apr

Brody Jenner Likes Low Grade Canadian Pussy of the Day

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Brody Jenner is rumored to be banging Avril Lavigne and I really am not sure why anyone would care since both these people are totally fucking useless and irrelevant. The only reason I am bothering with this is to point out that despite Avril Lavigne dressing like a 15 year old girl mad at the world, her ass doesn’t live up to the lie and I guess to rub it in that Playboy trash Jayde Nicole’s face that she’s not the only gutter Canadian vagina willin to bang a 5 foot 5 MTV reality star in Kim Kardashian’s extended family. Seriously, dude’s rich, he should step up his game and get actual good lookin’ girls, maybe some still in college, instead of ones with dying low level celebrity careers.

Either way, here they are getting more attention than either of them have had in over 16 months, stirring up rumors and boring the fuck out of me, cuz they are at the level of desperation where a sex tape is the only answer to really get noticed…

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Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Brody Jenner|Fake Relationship

2010

Apr

Easy Girl cuz She’s High of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I know the easiest girls to fuck are the ones who are so fucking high they they they are riding a unicorn with a stubby horn on a journey to a magical palace, instead of getting back alley raped, it makes them a lot less reliable when it comes to identifying her attacker.

This video of some high bitch is pretty fucking funny and pornographic to those of you who know they need this kind of prescription artillery to get a girl to agree to bang you, it’s the whole reason you went to medical school.

Posted in:Drugged Up|Easy Girl|High|Medicated

2010

Apr

Juliette Lewis is a Fucking Wreck of the Day

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Juliette Lewis reminds me of something you’d find living in between Roseanne Barr’s ass cheeks, or maybe something she left in her dirty underwear…she’s seriously on some gutter shit that looks like something you left in a truck stop bathroom after a bout of food poisoning. There is nothing hot about this crackwhore to begin with, so there’s really nothing hot about her when she is unshowered and scratching her ass cuz the fungus gets itchy, but there is something hot about real crackwhores but that’s got more to do with the struggle they face daily to pay for more crack, choosing to give up hygiene for drugs and sucking off stranger cock, but when you see the Hollywood version of the shit, knowing she has millions in the bank, I just see bullshit…and I’m sure the people serving her in these pictures are smelling a whole lot of bullshit…cuz she’s disgusting and disgusting things usually smell…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Juliette Lewis|Wreck

2010

Apr

Katy Perry is a Sloppy Easter Bunny of the Day

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I was making jokes all Easter about dressing up like the Easter Bunny and going to the park to tell the kids I had Easter Eggs hidden up my ass, just to throw their uptight parents off, Then I made jokes about making friends with a black Easter bunny at the mall and going to tag team bitches in costume, unfortunately, I never did either of those things, but my jokes are far more interesting than seeing the shit played out on Katy Perry…mainly because Katy Perry is a sloppy, disgusting, bad skinned monster of a girl who somehow tricked the world into thinking she’s a popstar…when really she should be nothing more than an Employee of the Month at McDonalds.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Clown|Katy Perry

2010

Apr

Whitney Port’s Ugly Face in a Shitty See Through of the Day

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I am sure we can all agree on one thing, when it comes to fucking there’s no such thing as a perfect girl. The fact that we’re fucking her, just makes her good enough. So whether she’s got a nice face and shitty ass, or a nice body by shitty tits, or a perfect body by a shitty feet, or if she’s missing limbs, her pussy smells, she has a shit eating fetish where you’re the one who has to do the shit eating, she’s really cool but is Mexican, there’s not one person out there that is 100 percent dead on perfection…sure there’s some that are a hell of a lot better than others, but I can always find a serious flaw in everyone and unfortunately for Whitney Port, her flaw is her whole fucking face and the only solution to such a fucked up grill is to Ninja herself like an Arab about to blow up a pre-school…These pictures are to express my excitement that the end is near for these fucking jokes…..finally….not to express my excitement about her…

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Posted in:Legs|Ugly Face|Whitney Port

2010

Apr

Aly Michalka and Her Disney Tits of the Day

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Here’s another 21 year old Disney star trying to break free from her Disney role by wearing her lingerie as outerwear and jacking up her little tits so the motherfuckers look like little round tennis balls I want in my mouth…making her tits look fake even though they probably aren’t and if you’re wondering why she’s showing off her tit it’s cuz she has a new album coming out with her sister and everyone knows that tits make hits…..one thing about society I can honestly say I am happy about, cuz the bigger the whore the girl is, the happier I am….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Aly Michalka|cleavage

2010

Apr

Michelle Hunziker Mom Body in her Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Hunziker is from Switzerland and in keeping with her heritage, she’s not really memorable, since she doesn’t get involved in any real scandals. Sure, rich people probably deposit things inside her anonymously, but she’s not relevant enough for anyone to really notice or care, except maybe her abortionist when she comes in month after month having to make the consequences of her Saturday night disappear…except that time she decided to keep her baby, that makes her a mom and this a mom body and that just throws me off….

Since I can’t post the pictures without getting sued, since I can’t afford to license the pics from the EVIL paparazzi, I’ll link out to one of my internet friends who isn’t as ghetto as me and who can afford to pay for the rights to the shit….

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2010

Apr

Cheryl Burke Plays Street Whore for her Dancing Partner of the Day

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Dancing with the Stars is funny, since no actual stars are on the shit, instead it’s just retired celebrities no one really cares about anymore, who were at one point possibly considered stars, but are far from the shit now….since actual stars are busy working or keeping a low profile cuz they hate the attention they get as is….since they are stars and people don’t leave stars the fuck alone….

Ex-sports players are funny, because they are usually dirtbags who were brought out of the gutter and got paid too much money, that they usually spend on stupid shit, like whores…because when they were growing up they were working too hard at going pro to get noticed by chicks because they didn’t have millions a year in their bank account before they hit 25…

So maybe Cheryl Burke can’t get through to him in the dance studio cuz the only way he listens is when he plays “street hooker”, or maybe it’s strictly a sexual fetish for him cuz like all people who dance together, they fuck together, or maybe Cheryl Burke is just a whore, who worked as a stripper, back when her dancing class skills only made her qualified for that gig, before America got hooked on Dancing like we were in the 1940s again….

Either way, funny pictures featuring fat ass for a bitch who dances all day…

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Posted in:Ass|Cheryl Burke|Street Whore

2010

Apr

Beyonce Shows Off Her Ugly Legs of the Day

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Jay-Z goes to be at night knowing that he is Jay-Z, one of the biggest and most successful people in rap music, but yet he still wakes up next to Beyonce, a bitch he must have married on a whim, cuz he thought she was this talented, super famous black chick who wasn’t using him for his money, before realizing he was involved with a cunt princess diva who can’t wipe her own ass, when he could have just ended up with a groupie bitch who was far hotter, far more loyal, and willing to do anything and everything he wants her too, because no only is she hooked on him, but also hooked onto the lifestyle he provides and won’t fuck that up for anything. He’d have a hell of a lot less headaches….but since I don’t trust anything in entertainment, I can only assume their relationship is strictly for PR. Hollywood is all lies…..

But what isn’t a lie, is that I hate Beyonce. She looks like a cunt and she has a cunt I am not into wanting to fuck and seeing her in her little shorts reminds me of how she’s got nothing hot about her…probably the same reason all her fans are girls or homos….

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Posted in:Beyonce|Legs|Shorts