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2010

23

Apr

Miranda Kerr is the Boring Off-Duty Model of the Day

Miranda Kerr is the off duty model of the day and there’s nothing more depressing than seeing a model who made a name for herself being half naked in lingerie and bikinis wearing an evening gown like she’s not a fucking whore who gets half naked for money on a regular basis. It’s like she can class it up all she wants cuz she gets paid the big bucks, but all I see is a hooker buying herself designer clothes to justify why she is a fucking whore, and I guess it’s not all that bad, it’s just fucking boring, because I like to think that we are the reason she even gets the work she gets and she owes us for caring and in owing us she should step up her fucking game and get fucking naked….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Off-Duty Model

2010

23

Apr

Zahia Dehar is Some Teenage Slut in Some Soccer Scandal of the Day

I don’t do sports, but I do do prostitutes, so here’s the 18 whore behind a fun scandal involviving two top players of the French Soccer Team who hired her when she was 17 or even 16…in perfect time for World Cup…

The funniest thing in all this is that prostitution is legal in France, it’s just illegal when the person is supposed to be at home playing with barbies or doing whatever else 16 year old girls do….and as much as I make jokes about 14 being legal here and fucking teenage girls as long as they are mature for their age…I’m not an idiot who actually does the shit…and really the 16 year olds who are putting out with anyone who isn’t their high school boyfriend…are usually dirtbag whores who you don’t want to have sex with anyway…and if you’re running after virgin pussy to live out some fantasy…you’re better off going for fat 30 year old bitches with cats…cuz teens aren’t virgins anymore…but losers will always be….

That said….here is the teen whore who’s pussy ruined these guys…one of them who was working out details of a 75,000,000 dollar contract before this whole going to jail shit came up. Idiots….

You need to remember pussy is the devil and pussy will ruin you…so never let pussy get the best of you…even if it offers you the opportunity to live out your fantasy…cuz after the 5 minutes you last are up…the whole thing seems a lot less exciting…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Slut|Soccer|Teen Prostitute|Zahia Dehar

2010

23

Apr

Kelly Ripa Plays with Balls of the Day

I used to jerk off to Kelly Ripa on the morning show. Then my TV broke. So I’d go to McDonald’s where they have free TVs and I’d watch her and I’d jerk off in the bathroom, but then I realized that it wasn’t Kelly Ripa that was turning me on, but the shape of my Egg McMuffin was and now I don’t jerk off to her at all. She’s old, has too many kids and looks like shit and here she is playing with balls, at least the only balls I really want to see her bony hand playing with, because she’s a fucking monster…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kelly Ripa|Monster

2010

23

Apr

Gutter Bitch Uses HIV to Get Revenge on her Baby Daddy of the Day

This is what’s wrong with America, or at least Jacksonville Florida and that’s that people are uneducated, poor, gutter trash. This story is straight out of the fucking projects…

In this clip you will here some bitch from the project who hates her baby daddy so much, for whatever reason, that I can only assume is probably not that big of a deal, so she got her friend who she knew was HIV positive to sleep with him…she set the fucker up and called it into the radio show because I guess she thought it was a good idea, but that shit is beyond fucking gutter, it’s insanity and the scariest thing about all this is that there’s a kid involved, proving that some people need to have their uterus removed and not just any trash should be able to reproduce, they need to issue licenses for that shit….

Ghetto.

Posted in:Ghetto|Gutter|HIV

2010

23

Apr

Fun Killers of the Day

So a kid brings some Jell-O shots to middle school, like anyone who ever watched an MTV Springbreak special would, and the school stepped in and made a big deal out of the shit, not only suspending the kids, but going to the fucking local news like having a good time is a fucking crime. I have a feeling they also cancelled the wet t-shirt contest and drunken gangbang they had planned for after everyone was lubed the fuck up from the Jell-O shots….Fun Killers!

Posted in:Drunk Kids|Fun Killers|Jell-O Shots

2010

23

Apr

The New Heidi Montag’s Promo Pics of the Day

I don’t know why this cunt has Promo Pics. I guess it’s for her fantasy music career. When really her only celebrity is her trying to be a fucking celebrity. The good news is that Hollywood destroyed her small town Colorodo soul, and turned her into a fucking insecure, attention seeking, robot….and the better news is that the bitch is going to not be remembered in 5 years from now. Now, I’m not sure I’ll be alive in 5 years to see it, but at least I can die happy knowing that she’s fucking done…

Here are her new tits, new face, new everything trying pretty fucking hard and failing….cuz failure is porn to me…and fake tits are porn to you…because you’re a fucking loser.

Posted in:Heidi Montag|Plastic Surgery|Promo Pics

2010

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent the better part of the day with my wife, because it is Earth Day and Earth Day just happens to bring eveyrone together, even people you can’t fucking stand, because we all have one thing in common and that is the Earth we live on, so we have to treat it right cuz only we suffer as one….actually it had nothing to do with Earth Day, I was just fucking with you. She wanted to get some bras at the thrift store and I never give up the opportunity to play with other women’s panties…even if those women are dead and their family is trying to give sell their stuff off to the poor…I mean especially if those women are dead….who fucking knows what I am saying…but here are the stepLINKS….

This Theory About Kate Hudon’s New Big Tits Isn’t as Exciting If You Ask Me
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Kim Kardashian Gets Groped on TV
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The Mental Image of Kate Gosslin Fucking David Hasslehoff Made Me Puke
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Happy Earth Day: The Hottest Vegans
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Because Being Good as Being a Slut is Just as Much a Skill as Anything Else
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How About a Sexy House Cleaner? – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Cougars You’ll See Today
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Ranking the 20 Hottest Mistresses in Sports
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Marisa Tomei Upskirt Throwback
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Bradi is Just the Dose of Girl Next Door Hotness You Need Today
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Malcom McClaren’s Funeral Looked Like the Party of the Year
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Mmmmmmm I’m Feeling Emily Blunt
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Spying on Katie C
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2 Blondies and a Vibrator
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Dania Ramirez and Her Tight Body
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Zahia Dehar is a Teen Protitute and Here She is on Some Sexy Game Show
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Some Puma Suede Hotness
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Man Stacy Dash is as Hot As Ever
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Mothers, Lock Up Your Sons, Cause Madonna is Coming Up on Pedophile Charges Any Day Now
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Audrina Patridge and Her Tits Are On Vacation
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Maya Gates and Nikki Kane
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Victoria Justice is Your Jailbail of the Day
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This Gallery of Babes Would Give Any Nerd Hope
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Gabrielle Union is Looking All Fresh and Clean and It’s Making Me Want to Do Dirty Things to Her
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What Kind of Idiots Break INTO a Jail? These ones apparently
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Courtney Love is Dead? I Wish. Batshit Crazy is More Like It
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Man, Naomi Campbell Will Knock You the Fuck Out – VIDEO
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After All These Years, I’d Still Fuck Melanie Griffith
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Nikki is a Girl Next Door
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Doutzen Kroes Gets All Hot And Sweaty
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the 20 Scariest Street Performers You’ll Ever See
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Tara Reid is Fucking Pathetic
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Heidi Klum Tight Body
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Assassination Fail
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Nell Nabarro is Topless
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Peaches Strips Down
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Lohan and Her Entire Family Are Nuts of the Day
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Alessandra Rosaldo is a Mexican Actress, Singer and Dancer and Heres Some Shots of Her
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Follow Me, Asshole
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

BONUS – History of Superfans
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

22

Apr

Olivia Munn in her Bikini of the Day

I fucking hate Olivia Munn and her scam. She’s not fucking hot…stop thinking she is just because she speaks your fucking language you virgin gamer motherfuckers….and here she is in a bikini, showing off her average at best body…but a body you think is substantial cuz she marketed herself to your bullshit, loser, socially awkward demographic. I hate you….

The only thing I like about these pictures is that her bikini looks like something you’d get if your bikini had sex with your lingerie and had illegitimate babies…but seriously put that shit on someone worth lookin’ at in a fucking bikini. Thanks in advance assholes….

Posted in:Bikini|Olivia Munn

2010

22

Apr

Jesery Shore Trash in Bikinis in Miami of the Day



I am just happy they kept Snooki wrapped the fuck up…..these are some really sloppy fucking girls…the kind of girls you know you can hustle in the club, not just because they are throwing up all over themselves, but because they aren’t hot, even though they think they are. Seriously, they all look like half-retarded dogs and the funniest thing about them is that they a huge part of their jobs is to rock out in a bikini all day, despite none of them really having a decent bikini body, not even the one with implants. I feel like I’m watching the beach day at the trailer park or some shit. There is nothing cool, or good about this, excpet maybe that there’s a risk for all of them to collectively drown…..

I didn’t know girls still dressed like this, and I would know, I live amongst poor, drunk, white trash and see them out everyday, and even they have more style than this Jersey shit…even the most gutter of strippers looks and dresses better than this, and America needs to stop these latch on pigs as they rock out in Florida for their new season about a month after Spring Break, or as they like to call it, the holiest week of the year….when the only people in Miami are Cubans, Old people and little dying kids on their make-a-wish foundation dream trips….

Here are the disgusting pics….it’s so irritating that these bitches don’t realize that they are actually fucking hideous….but at least they are in the bikini…..even though they represent everything wrong in society….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Jersey Shore|Trash

2010

22

Apr

Meagan Good Shows Off Her Ass in Shorts of the Day

I still don’t know who Meagan Good is, but I figure that as long as she’s dressed like a hooker in Pretty Woman, I’ll notice her. Not necessarily because she’s hot, but because the era when Pretty Woman hit gave me re-vamped hope that my broke ass would fine love on the street, unfortunately leading to some pretty miserable, abusive, dirty smelling adventures, because street whores don’t actually want designer clothes, they want fucking crack.

I’ll also notice her cuz she’s black and I like to channel women of colored, not necessarily because I have slave/plantation owner from the 1800 fantasies, but because black girls hate me and my small dick and it makes me want them….I guess you’d say I have jungle fever because the jungle has always told me I can’t get past the gates…I haven’t even had a blowjob from a black chick cuz even the black street hookers turn me down…it’s like I’ve got some blackness repellant that I don’t know how to get rid of but I do know that I’m missing out…

So little shorts, whore boots and working your ass for a camera is always a good look, unless you’re a man, in which case it is massively gay….unfortunately Meagan Good’s ass isn’t that interesting, but her tattoos and style are ghetto enough for me to remember my back alley encounters on the street….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass|Gutter Whore|Meagan Good|Shorts