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2010

21

Apr

Kate Bosworth Bikini Pictures of the Day

Kate Bosworth has something hot about her. Maybe it’s her face, or her bank account despite never getting work, but I like to think it’s got more to do with her not being fat. Sure in not being fat, she’s pretty much got no tit, but with all the jacked up hormones in food and obesity, sometimes no tit is a fucking luxury, cuz big sloppy tit are often a sign of disgusting….but then again, I have an anorexia fetish…

Small tit is only a sign of ghetto shit when it’s on a fat chick, because there’s something totally unnatural about the shit, like bitch was lives under powerlines or near the nuclear plant, or has a diet of high chemical junk food that distorts her genetic code, leaving her fat, flat and awkward looking….and unfortunately for me, one of them is my fucking wife and her 48 A cup bra….like some horrible curse from God…and further proof I fucking suck at life….

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Posted in:Bikini|Kate Bosworth

2010

21

Apr

Online Dating Story of the Day

I know without online dating, most of you wouldn’t ever get laid, married or live the normal life…and really online dating is not as out of control as it used to be, because normal girls use the internet now….cuz back when I used to fuck girls off the intenet, before settling down, back when the internet was a crazy fucking place, meeting the girls was always scary as fuck cuz you didn’t know if you’d show up and get gang rape by a bunch of computer nerds, mugged and when you got stuck with a fat one, you’d suck it up and take a blowjob to avoid awkwardness, since you weren’t meeting to get to know each other, you already did it in chat….sometimes there were hot ones, other times you had to focus on one thing about them that could get you hard and in the end, it was kinda exciting….but now the internet is filled with normal people and finding the freaks takes work…..

Either way, I’m not sure if the moral of the story is to be careful who you date online, or if you should just not keep any valuables around them, or if you should just avoid the black ones….either way, funny story….

Posted in:Online Dating

2010

21

Apr

Heidi Klum’s Black Umbrella Holder of the Day

Here are some boring pictures of mom Heidi Klum wearing clothes, like all models who have been ripped apart by black cock and have a dozen half-breed kids running around the hosue, even though she’s bounced back from the shit pretty fucking proper compared to the mom’s in my neighborhood…..

The reason I am posting this is not because I think she’s good to jerk off to, but because she’s got a black umbrella holder like this was the deep south and this Jezebel justifies her slave driving because she’s sleeping with the Negro they let in the house, only in her case, she married him….

She’s German and along with being into really weird sexual fetishes that involve domination, shitting and pissing…they are also responsible for the concentration camps….

There’s more to this Heidi Klum / Seal story than they want us to know….There’s no way it’s not some white racist slave driver living our fantasies and here she is letting the truth spill out over her panty line, not just with her bloated gunt but with Samson and his Umbrella back there….

Not that you care….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Racist|Umbrella

2010

21

Apr

Sarah Dumont Topless in GQ Italy of the Day

Here’s a model named Sarah Dumont, topless in GQ Italy, proving that despite being unknown and trying to get noticed, she’s got the right idea that tits get hits and when you’re getting paid, showing tits is becomes your job and not proof you are a high paid stripper whore, because not being topless is dated, and being topless is what everyone wants to fucking see.

Seriously, more fashion magazines are doing nude spreads now than ever. The American Apparel Website is full of topless girls, it’s like topless isn’t for jerking off to anymore, it’s for selling clothing and a lifestyle, and the whole thing is pretty fucking amazing as far as I’m concerned, cuz I like tits and I believe that the public are retarded and will end up pulling this look out of the pages of Vogue and take it to the streets for me to get hard over…and the whole thing is amazing….

Posted in:Model|Sarah Dumont|Topless

2010

21

Apr

Coco Posts Pictures of her Bikini Wax of the Day

Coco is a whore. Sure she only has one client and she “married” him in exchange for the good life, but she also likes to tap into her roots, where she was every man’s woman, as she stripped for groups of men on the regular, before realizing she could get pictures out there for guys to look at, which I don’t understand because she looks like a plastic, piece of fucking trash, but I guess people are into that….because girls like this are the fantasy you want to fuck out of curiosity, like the time I shoved my finger in a light socket, since no one marries pussy like this, unless you’re a rapper, trying to make a point….

Here she is posting pictures from a bikini wax, something I used to have a fascination with before bikini waxes went totally mainstream, it was actually more of a fetish, that started with me bringing a take home wax kit home and waxing a pussy and that turned into me trying to get in on every bikini wax I could by going to different salons and telling them I was interning as a waxer, or filming a documentary, or any lie I could come up with to get in there and see as many pussies as a waxer does….but my lie never worked….

Posted in:Bikini Wax|Coco|Trash

2010

21

Apr

Shauna Sands Clown Tits of the Day

Shauna Sand is the kind of clown you hire for birthday parties, just not kids birthday parties, because her tricks involve using her vagina instead of a hat, which makes pulling the rabbit out of the shit both disturbing, disgusting, and pretty exciting, except for the fact that I’ve seen her vagina and shit looks like a week old Deli Platter with a mind of its own, like some kind of sea creature coming to eat it’s way through America, starting with Los Angeles aspiring Euro gay guys…not that you care….

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Posted in:Implants|Shauna Sand

2010

21

Apr

Rihanna Pants-Off Concert of the Day

The only thing that would have made these Rihanna pictures interesting or worth looking at is if she slid her underwear style pants she borrowed from Lady Gaga who borrowed them from Madonna, to the side and used that baseball bat on herself like the ambitious whore trying to push the boundaries while hanging onto her fame that she never deserved that she is….See Rihanna is not hot, she can’t sing, she can’t dance, her songs were just catchy. She’s the daughter of a Garbage man from a shanty in Barbados that was exploited to make a lot of people a lot of money, but like all whores, you gotta throw them to the curb when you’re done with them, and I can only hope that happens soon because I’m done with her, and because by the time I can save enough money to get down to Barbados, she’ll be working as a chambermaid at the 2 star hotel I book, and it’ll be pretty fucking funny to watch her clean up my blood and shit smeared bedding….

Either way, if you are still holding onto the past, here are some pictures of Rihanna boring her crowd in concert by not delivering the baseball bat insertion stunt….

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Posted in:Pants Off|Rihanna

2010

21

Apr

Jessica Simpson Fat Tits of the Day

Jessica Simpson is fat. This isn’t news. She’s not trying to hide it. She’s just a girl pushing 30 who just doesn’t have the same body she had 10 years ago, like the high school prom queen who never spoke to you that you bumped into at Wal Mart with her 3 black babies with different fathers and 60 pounds heavier, reminding you that sometimes fucking the basketball team when you’re the star cheerleader loses its appeal and has a downside when you do it in your 20s after emotionally eating your way to a state of disgusting….

By American standards, I know you still find bitch hot and skinny and for the rest of you I know her huge tits excite you enough to ignore the rest of her, so I figure I might as well post the shit….and that’s just what’ I’ll do…


If you look closely, you will see her gay hairstylist who force feeds her to make himself look skinny as he leaches off her fame in efforts to make himself famous…all while looking like he’s dying of Aids…not necessarily cuz he’s Gay but because he looks like Tom Hanks in Philedelphia….

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Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Tits

2010

21

Apr

Brooklyn Decker Doin’ It Wrong on the Beach of the Day

This is the SI Swimsuit Covergirl on the beach….and she’s dressed to go on a brisk fall hike, or maybe to go join the lumber industry in the north to cut fucking trees, or to even build a fucking snowman on the year’s first snowfall….It’s disappointing, especially since her tennis husband is running around topless, something she should probably take his fucking lead on, but unfortunately, she seems like the kind of model who looks good when she models, with all her hair and make-up done, but like shit in everyday life, leading me to believe that maybe someone was paid off by the tennis champ because he wanted the disappointing pussy he accidentally locked into to be a covergirl at least once in her life….it makes him feel better about himself….and here are the pics of this cunt mocking us….

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Posted in:Beach|Brooklyn Decker|Off-Duty Model

2010

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am the first to admit that today coulda been alot better…but I’ve come to terms with everyday sucking which may sound emo and depressive, but it’s actually pretty positive, because no I don’t expect any more out of life and just accept it as it comes…but I do try to make your life a little better, because you aren’t as perceptive as me and need all the help you can get, and I do that in the form of my stepLINKS….

It’s time for me to get drunk that I hope leads to getting lap dances from bitches I am gonna impregnate with retarded babies thanks to my fucked up sperm due to hard living…retarded babies that will get us some government checks to pay our way…retarded babies that we will train to balance on a basketball and force into joining the circus…..We’re all allowed to have dreams….

Here are my stepLINKS….

They Officially Made a Video Game Based On My Life
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Kate Bosworth Bikini Shots
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I Wonder if Betty White Swallows
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The Nation of Islam is Gonna Crach a Plan into the Creators of SouthPark
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The 10 Hottest Celebritys Who Smoke Pot
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You Slut Fix is Right HEre
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Jennifer Lopez Short Dress
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How to: Survive
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The 25 Hottest Brunettes In Sports
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Janice Dickinson and Her Camel Toe
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Well, How The Fuck Do You File YOUR Toenails?
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You Know, Kate Gosselin is a Dumb Cunt, But These Pictures Make Me Almost Wanna Throw It In Her
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Pick a Slut and Have Her Your Way
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Slut Has Some After School Fun on the Webcam – VIDEO
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Hilary Duff and Her Homegrown Ass
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The Loaded Big Book of BOOBS
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Brunette On a Cam is Fine By Me
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Coco and Her Completely Insane Ass
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Whitney Port Short Shorts
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Kim Kardashian and Her Giant Tits Like to Brutalize Animals And Here is Proof
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Katrina and Her Undies
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Hotness
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Some Asian Hotties to Finish Off the Day
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Carrie Underwood and Her Tits Won Some Award…Maybe For Her Nice Tits?
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It’s a Bomb! Wait! No! It’s An….Anal Vibrator
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Bet Lindsay Lohan Would Fuck You For $600 000
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Lesbian Porn Video of the Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Her Lingerie Body in a Video
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I Wanna Be All Over Olivia Wilde
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In Bed With Faith
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I Haven’t Seen JessicaLook This Hot in Ages
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The 20 Funniest Strip Club Names of All Night
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after All These Years, I’d Still Totally Bang Charo
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If Two PEople Will STDS Have Lots of Disease Filled Sex, Will The Virus’ Cancel Each Other Out?
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Gotta Love a Girlfriend in Her Panties video
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striptease of the Day
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Lucy Pinder is Pretty Much Topless
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Abbey and Brenya Are Up to No Good
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Looks Like Your Cover is Officially Blown, You Pervert
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Follow Me, Pied Piper and You’re the Rats
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS