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2010

09

Mar

Big Island, Little Woman in a Bathing Suit of the Day

They make midget porn for a reason, and that reason is that people do have midget fetishes. I don’t really get what people find hot about midgets, I guess it could have to do with their little dicks lookin’ huge in a midget hand, or maybe it’s like fucking an awkwardly shaped kid without the legal issues, or maybe they have really tight pussies, and really the whole thing isn’t that big of a deal, because despite popular belief, midgets are humans to, so it’s not like fucking a farm animal, or a squrrel at the park, or random rotting food you’ve pulled out of the garbage. Sure, I’m not entirely a fan of the midget body, I kinda like my girls long, lean and not retarded looking, but there are far worse things a person could be rubbing their dicks off to, so I figure we should celebrate it, because like black people, amputees, Mexicans, retards and homeless, the midgets are human too, and shouldn’t be ignored when they prance around in bikinis, no matter how much it feels like a fuckin’ circus act.

Her name is Amy Roloff, she is a little person in a big world, she exploits her midget stature more than the hooker I knew exploited the scar on her leg that could be used as a second pussy, so I don’t feel bad pointing and laughing at this freaky image.

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Posted in:Amy Roloff|Bathing Suit|Beach

2010

09

Mar

Booty Implants of the Day

Girls are fucking retarded….it’s like they think getting a booty will get them the respect they’ve always wanted, maybe a career, or a boyfriend like they were J.Lo when the media was feeding us her ass like it was a gift from god, or Kim Kardashian who has a ridiculous ass that black dude’s love even though all it took was a food and baked goods addiction… I love ass as much as the next pervert, or black guy, or white guy who wants to be a black guy, sure I prefer a nice small round ass you’d find on a 19 year old in a bikini to a fat, hip hop ass you’d find in line at Wal Mart, but I don’t think a bitch should get fucking implants for the shit, especially bootleg implants where they get jacked up with caulking from the hardware store…idiots…seriously fucking idiots….I’d love to have a drink with one of the girls who got this procedure done, I just can’t believe she exists cuz this is just too fucking stupid…

Posted in:Ass|Booty Implants|Caulking

2010

09

Mar

Kelly Ripa’s Ripped Body in a Dress of the Day

Kelly Ripa is one of the most fertile middle-aged people on Daytime television I’ve jerked off to. I like her little ripped body, even though her saggy, muscular mom tits are something you expect to be a gateway breast for closet cased homos trying to get some level of gay sex withouth being gay or maybe the breasts a reformed Christian gay would jump at after the preacher brainwashed him into thinking he’s not gay because gay is against Jesus, but she still looks good enough for me in all her anorexic, fitness freak glory and I understand why her Mexican husband mounts her at least twice a day, but that’s partially because as a Mexican I know fucking all day is what we are good for and I prove it’s not necessarily what we’re good at, but you don’t have to be good to get a bitch pregnant and along with jumping the border, it’s part of why there are so many of us breeding in America now that we’ve got our passports…all part of the takeover plan.

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Posted in:Hot|Kelly Ripa

2010

09

Mar

Rachel Bilson in a Tight Dress of the Day

Rachel Bilson is engaged to that annoying emo bitch of an actor from Star Wars, and he has kidnapped her, brainwashed her, surpressed her potential in being interesting by scaring her into thinking he will leave her, despite the fact that she can do better than him, but she doesn’t know that, thanks to his strategic lowering of her self-esteem, that’s left her feeling like she’s nothing without him. It has lead to a whole lot of boring out of her, so much boring that this outfit is probably her best, and all you can barely see her cleavage, making it really not that great, so everyone thank the new Darth Vader for ruining not only ruining Star Wars for the geeks, but also Rachel Bilson for everyone, you cunt…

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Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Tight Dress

2010

09

Mar

Julie Bowen Bikini Pictures of the Day

Her name is Julie Bowen, I’ve never heard of her, she’s on a show called Modern Family, I don’t watch TV, so I’ve never seen the show and these pictures of her in a bikini don’t really excite me enough to find a TV to watch, because whenever I do have to watch a show, like the Oscars, I always end up at my weird older neighbor’s couch because he enjoys the company, never says know but smells like urine and feces and is a lot of work to deal with, cuz dude’s got serious fucking issues, like spontaneous erections he feels the need to show off to me and freakouts that involve him screaming at his reflection in the window in another language or really obscure conversations about really inappropriate shit like raping women in his youth and the time he fucked his neighbor’s dog to death cuz it wouldn’t stop barking and a whole lot of other shit I wish was a lie, even though you could make a pretty funny movie on him. Needless to say, I try my best to avoid the shit….and this Julie Bowen isn’t really making me want to put up with bullshit, even though I have a thing for older ladies in bikinis and spend half my day on Facebook trying to find 40 year old mom’s to fuck, but Bowen’s not quite where I need her to be to put up with bullshit to watch her in action, but since I have no standards and you probably don’t either, we might as well look at pictures of her in a bikini, cuz let’s face it, there’s no much else goin’ on today…

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Posted in:Bikini|Julie Bowen

2010

09

Mar

Sarah Hyland on the Beach of the Day

Sarah Hyland is some 19 year old who is on Modern Family. She started out her career playing Howard Stern’s daughter on Private Parts, making me wonder if he’d make her ride the sybian like she was an actress he didn’t know when she was 7, or if he’s been waiting to make that happen since she was 7 and I guess it doesn’t matter since I don’t have satelite radio and haven’t heard Howard Stern in over a decade, not that I didn’t think he was funny or worth listening to, but because he got banned in Canada and I am to lazy to bother.

She is in her bikini top with her boyfriend, possibly the guy who took her virginity, because at 19 you have two types of girls, the sluts at a young age, or the girls who only give it up to the guy they trust enough and end up dating for 3 years before becoming sluts, even today, when most girls are sucking dick at 14 at blowjob parties and letting dudes fuck them up the ass cuz they learned from the Jonas brother’s that keeps you a “virgin”, there are still the semi-wholesome ones…

Not that it matters…just look at the pics….cuz at 19…whether the girl is hot or not…is always hot cuz the age factor outweighs genetics and natural beauty…

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Posted in:Beach|Bikini|Sarah Hyland

2010

09

Mar

Minnie Driver in an Unfortunate See Thru of the Day

Minnie Driver is the love interest in Good Will Hunting, who may have helped give a career to Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, but confused the fuck out of me in terms of why anyone would fall for a dude that looked like this, I don’t know what else she’s been in because the day I saw her in that shit, was the day I decided to avoid anything she was involved in. I made sure to remember her name, despite never remembering names, because she was that bad and here she is in an unfortunate See Thru shirt, that probably should have been left at home, along with Minnie Driver because she’s fucking ugly and should never have been famous even if she works playing the ugly bitch in movies…I don’t understand how her career happened…and I sure as hell don’t understand why I am posting pics of her bra….

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Posted in:Minnie Driver|See Thru

2010

09

Mar

Playstation 3 Game God of War Erotic Ad of the Day

There was a time when I tried to get an ad from Rockstar Games for Grand Theft auto. I was like that game beats up hookers and is based on stealing and being bad and was a perfect fit for this site. They rejected me. In my mind it was going to be my big break, I was going to get the 100,000 dollars they pay all the other sites to advertise, and I was gonna be able to leave my wife, move to the islands and fuck locals while eating coconuts and shit, but instead they fucking rejected me. They told me they weren’t interested in being on my kind of site and that pretty much paved the fucking way for me to never land an ad deal, barely breaking even on the money I do make, cuz hosting the site costs a fucking fortune, not that you care…but I do…and when I see ads for videogames like this God of War bullshit, that is pretty much an animated lesbian orgy, something the virgin loser gamers with no game have already jerked off to a dozen times the last hour, cuz they have build up, I get pretty mad. It’s like Playstation can endorse this shit but not my shit….and the whole thing makes me pretty fucking angry, but since you’re probably a virgin loser gamer with no game, it’s my job to post this for you to fall in love with more inanimate things….cuz real girls are so complicated while computer generated girls are so open minded cuz they are all programmed by other virgin loser gamers with no game, so they know exactly what you want.

Posted in:erotica|God of War|Playstation 3

2010

09

Mar

America Supports Pedophiles of the Day

I know you probably won’t care about this, but Lewis Carroll, the guy who wrote Alice in Wonderland, used to take pictures of 8 year old girls naked. If you go to his Wikipedia Page , you can see some of those pictures.

I’m not breaking this stories, I’m just reminding the public that your favorite kids story and now the most popular movie in theaters had a pretty seedy history. Sure some of the great minds used to sexualize kids, from Michael Jackson to Greek philosophers and the foundation of our society was pretty much built on 14 year old wives, and this just may be another example of how the world will just support what they are told to support, or maybe it tells us that people won’t discriminate against a person’s work based on his personal life….if it’s a good story, it’s a good story, even if a whole lot of 10 year old girls got naked in the making of it…

I guess it doesn’t matter, but Lewis Carroll is the Pedophile of the day…

Posted in:Lewis Carroll|Pedophile

2010

09

Mar

Breast Milk is Funny Weapon of Assault of the Day

This is a funny story of a drunk hag getting arrested and when being made to change into her prison outfit, she turned around and squirted the cop in the face with her breast milk, or what I like to call, natures most amazing weapon. Sure, bitch could have thrown shit, or pissed on the cop, but that shit is played out and doesn’t get you on the fucking news, so she got creative, and really the cop shouldn’t have pressed charges, she should have taken in every second of amazing stranger tits milk, hot and dripping off her face….

See, I have never tasted breast milk but I have always wanted to. All the women I’ve ended up with have been dried up hags who can’t get pregnant, or young girls who never wanted to pregnant, but if they did get pregnant, they’d abort, so I have always wanted to get the shit sprayed down my throat and all over my face and on more than on occassion, I have tried paying new mother prostitutes or strippers to do it, but they all refused, like I was trying to make the one wholesome thing about them dirty, when everything about them was dirty, especially their drunken, expired cum scent, they just didn’t like to admit it, cuz I guess new mothers are hormonal and shit…..

Posted in:Breast Milk|Lactating