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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

Mar

Brit Gastineau in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

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Brit Gastineau is my overweight friend on twitter and I use the word friend as loose as the lips of her vagina, or the stretched out elastic waistband of her panties, because she only messaged me once to tell me off for making fun of how fat she was in Hollywood standards.

Seriously, I’d cast her to play my wife in my biopic that will never be filmed, but that’s only because I feel she’ll really channel the retarded talentless hack my wife actually is because she too is a talentless retarded hack and I guess none of that really matters because I think Kim Kardashian is the only person keeping her relevant and I am the only person who bothers posting pictures of her because I feel an emotional attachment to destroying her self esteem and leading her to either eat her way out of the pain, or starve herself into anorexia, and the whole thing kinda excites me …. just not sexually…because getting sexually excited by Gastineau is the same as getting sexually excited by a dancing gay man, it’s not very hetero….unless of course you are an opportunist and realize that she’s got a nice little trust fund you can prey on if you weren’t as socially awkward, weird, and living in the midwest as you are…but I guess that only works for people who can’t jerk off to naked women or porn anymore, it’s been played out, and they can only really get off to concept.

Who fuckin’ cares….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Brit Gastineau|See Thru

2010

Mar

Britney Spears Scary Tits Need a Bra of the Day

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Britney Spears has some wild-style nipples. It’s like they are all over the fucking place in some real sloppy fucking mess, making the rumor of her having implants a serious fucking joke, unless she did have implants and got them removed, leaving her tits this saggy, empty bag in desparate need of getting filled.

I really can’t imagine anyone being able to jerk off to this shit, but then again, that’s probably giving you a little too much credit, cuz if there is a will there’s a way. I will say that these are the kind of tits, if you do jerk off to, you end up really questionning yourself with shit like “did I really just cum to that?”. “What’s wrong with me?”, “Has it got so bad that I got no standards in my masturbation too?”….kinda thing…

But I guess it is Britney and here are the pics…

Bonus that’s not really a bonus – some pictures of her ass crack….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Scary Tits|Sloppy Nipples

2010

Mar

Katherine McPhee Trying on Clothes of the Day

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I guess Katherine McPhee is at the bra store, trying on bras and I wasn’t really sure why I bothered posting this shit, because I don’t think Katherine McPhee matters, sure she had an eating disorder and that’s alway a good mentor to the kids, but assume it had more to do with it reminding me of the month I spent at the bra store in the local mall every fucking day, before being asked to stay the fuck away, because shit is pornographic, you know chicks of all ages checking each other out, grabbing at themselves, testing how much cleavage a bra gives and the whole thing was an amazing free show. It’s like the second they walked into the shit, they didn’t give a fuck about being respectable ladies, and instead were full-fledged whores. It was some safe haven they could be their true selves, which apparently wasn’t open to having visitors like me…here are the pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Clothes|Katherine McPhee|See Thru

2010

Mar

Rihanna On TV with No Pants on of the Day

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I feel like I am watching some obscure Japanese kids show where the host is some black Voodoo whore who was hired to teach the kids how to dance in her weird pajamas cuz whatever the fuck Rihanna is wearing, it’s on some creepy fucking Teletubby meets infantilism fetish shit, and I know this is old, but I just saw the shit today and figured I’d post it, regardless of how done and over I think the talentless vessel being exploited by the American record companies is….

Posted in:Dutty Wine|Japanese|Kids Show|Rihanna

2010

Mar

Lindsay Lohan Kissing Men of the Day

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I know Lohan isn’t from New Jersey, but she is from Long Island and I can only assume that Long Island is like Jersey, only there’s more new money in the shit, but it’s equally as trashy, or maybe Lohan’s just jealous that Snooki is getting all the attention and decided that it’d make sense to swagger jack her.

You know the dyed black hair, the tits busting out of the shit, the making out with random old men who give her attention because they are huge fashion designers and convincing herself she’s friends with him by hanging with him, and making it look like they are best buddies by raping his face, making her feel better about the direction her career has taken, you know, like she’s still relevant….and as long as I am alive, she is still relevant, she is everything I like about the American Dream….the only thing I hate about her is that she’s not raping my face…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cavalli|Kissing|Lindsay Lohan

2010

Mar

Ashley Greene’s Uneven Tits of the Day

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I am not entirely sure if these are actually Ashley Greene’s hard nipples in a dress she wore braless to some fashion show, but I am thinking that they are, partially because I am bored and find nipples entertaining, even if they aren’t actual nipples, but just look like they could be nipples, but also because if they are her hard nipples, shit are on a fuckin’ slant.

She’s got on nipple aiming up and the other aiming down diagonally like some kind of bad acid trip, or the product of botched surgery, or just bad genetics and despite liking my women as symmetrical, or in my wife’s case as spherical as a giant bouncy ball they throw into the crowd at concerts, this shit is still pretty fuckin’ hot to me and not because she’s the only redeeming thing Twilight has to offer on a sexual level to grown men, other than the common knowledge that teenage girls everywhere are getting damp in their panties watching the shit, cuz teenage girls aren’t sexual objects, that’s the law, get it together, pervert.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Greene|Awkward Tits

2010

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Old Fake Tits Giving Envelopes Hep C of the Day

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I thought people who protested Peta were supposed to “rather go nude than wear fur” or get body painted like animals and thrown into cages. The kind of thing where everyone who got the press release got all excited cuz it sounds hot in theory and makes it out to see the shit go down, only to realize the only people who get nude for fur, or who get body painted for the ethical treatment of animals are fucking bull dykes, with beer belly’s and shitty tits thanks to the hormones they’ve been taking to become a dude. You know the same bitches who spell “Women” with a “Y” so it reads “Womyn” and they can say shit like “Taking the men out of the womyn” cuz they are fucking dykes and that’s what dykes do….

Here is Pam Anderson supporting animal rights, even though her original fake tits were tested on animals before allowed in humans, and somewhere out there is a cat with DDs they don’t want you to know about, and she’s doing it by giving envelopes her hepatitis while fully clothed in some really horrible unsexy outfit, pretty much making this campaign obsolete. The whole idea of getting Pam Anderson on board is so she walks around in a one-piece, not so that she dresses like your grandmother going to bed, even though she’s almost old enough to be a grandmother….and the real question is who really fucking cares….I’m thinking no one….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fake Tits|old|Pam Anderson

2010

Mar

Lady Gaga’s Shitty Tits and Yellow Nipples in Some See Thru Costume of the Day

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I am all for Lady Gaga wearing see thru outfits to encourage her idiotic fans, who clearly buy into anything no matter how fucking bad it is, to start rocking see thru outfits in their daily routines. You see, cuz I like fucking tits. I am just not all for see Lady Gaga wearing see thru outfits because I find her fucking disgusting and I like a lot of fucking tits, I pretty much have no standards when it comes to tits or the women they are on, but for some reason, this pictures go right under my fucking skin, not to mention her nipples look like they were painted some shade of yellow and jaundice has never really been porn to me, no matter how weak or hot the person suffering from the shit who was trying to run away from my rape in an alley was. She really makes me mad, I know she is bullshit and everyone just seems to buy into it….so if you like manly, real ugly chicks with a circus act and floppy shitty tits, what a horrible fucking set of pictures to wake up to….these pics are for you…weirdo.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Lady Gaga|See Thru

2010

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Marie-Eve here. Again.

I know, I know, we’ve been seeing so much of each other, it’s reminding you of that pesky case of Herpes that keeps on coming back for more only I’m not diseased and would never, ever go near you’re cock ever. The only clue I have to fat asses whereabouts today is from a note he left on the kitchen table that read:

“Dear Family

Gone to Starbucks. Trying to look up some mini skirts of teenage sluts because they like frappacino and I like venti sized tits.

Cuddles.

J”

We all know this is a blatant lie because ever since that homeless man held up the Starbucks down the stree, they kick out anyone that doesn’t buy anything right away and since Jesus is broke and smells just as bad as (if not worse than) a Hobo, it’s safe to say he would have been ejected as soon as he stepped through door. As for his actual whereabouts, your guess is as good as mine.

Here are today’s links. Click them, it’s not like you’re doing anything meaningful with your life.

Who is Kelly Bensimon? fucked If I Know, But She Looks Damn Good in a Bikini
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Myspace Is’t Down With Coco Backing That Thang Up
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13 Epic Cartoon Villains We Rooted For
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Because Your Life Can’t Really Get Much More Sad and Pathetic, Can It?
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Marisa Miller and Some Other Sluts Are Topless is GQ
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Fuck You Jay Leno – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Alessandra Ambrosio is See Through and I Like It
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2 Annas and One Emily
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All The Lesbians On the Canadian Women’s Hockey Team Are Kinda Amazing
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Slapped By a Stranger – VIDEO
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Hot Teen Makes Self Shot Video
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A List of Things That Are More Funny Than Pete Wentz
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Okay WTF did This Magazine Do to Taylor Swift
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Human Can Opener
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Homo He Man! – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Raquel Reign
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Some Hot Curling Babes
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Melissa and Molly Get It On
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Leighton Meester Throwback
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Girls With Awesome Racks Kick Major Ass
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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That Slut From Trueblood is Lookin Hot These Days
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Lady Gaga, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Beverly Hills disowns “Miss Beverly Hills”
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Taylor Vixen
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Strongest 5 Year Old Boy Ever
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Cutie From London Say Cherrio!
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Kirk Cameron is a Fucking Asshole
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Horse Porn WTF?
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Internet Sex Moves
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Jenya, Luisa or Ariel?
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Alyssa Milano is Lookin Good As Always
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Rachel Evans Naked Hotness
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Follow Me You Fucking Lemmings
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

Feb

Titties on the Runway of the Day

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Fashion is perverted and there are constant nipples and constant nudity and for some reason shit is seen as an art, and respected in some billion dollar industry, when girls who let people fuck them on camera or just get naked on camera is considered porn. The whole thing is a double standard I hate, so I’d like you all to take pictures of you jerking off to these pictures for me to prove to all the fashion snobs that they are nothin’ but smut peddlers….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Fashion|Runway|Titties