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2010

19

Feb

Heidi Montag’s New Tits Released 7 New Songs of the Day

If you’re into really bad music, like annoyingly bad music that is self-produced, self released because a bitch thinks she has what it takes to be a popstar but the record labels don’t becuase she should just stick to being a bottom feeding reality show cunt who is lucky to even have the bottom feeding reality show lottery ticket but managed to luck out thanks to some poor executive decision. Then you’ll be happy to know she’s released 7 new songs on youtube, if you click through you’ll find the other uploads that I refuse to post because I’ve been waiting for this bitch to fail, and figure this song is bad enough for you to get the idea of what to expect, leading to keeping views real low so she really understans that suicide is the only option.

Here are some pics of her new face and body thanks to surgery from seriously low self-esteem from the media laughing at her for the joke that she is….without realizing that even with the surgery she’s still a fucking joke, just better looking than ever, even though plastic surgery ages horribly, but we don’t have to worry about that just now…here are the pics..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Heidi Montag|New Face|New Music

2010

19

Feb

Kate Moss Does Charity Show for Haiti of the Day

I would have thought Kate Moss would have been more into doing charity work for HIV, you know since she’s had sex with so many needle sharing heroin users over the course of her life and career, cuz dirty rockstar cock is her thing, making her at risk for the shit and maybe she knows it or that she has it and hasn’t made it public and that’s the real reason she’s doing this good deed, you know to rack up some brownie points in case their is a God and she needs to counter him when he greets her at the gates with a list of shit she’s done that makes her the vile fucking girl that matches her vile fucking vagina destined for hell….you know the whole bad mother, drug user, cheater, pig who did nothing good for society cuz she was too self absorbed only for her to say “but there was that Haiti charity thing, remember that?”……kinda thing….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Charity|Haiti|Kate Moss

2010

19

Feb

Some Kim Kardashian Cleavage of the Day

You know I hate this bitch and everything her and her family stand for. I hate that they are famous and that they have money and I hate their cheesy, Ed Hardy chachi attitudes. I hate that she is a fat bitch with a workout DVD, or that she only gets black cock cuz that’s all that can make its way around her fat ass, but instead of realizing that she is flawed, she instead owns it and focuses on the fact that dude is a Superbowl winner and that ignorance just makes me hate her more, but like you, I can’t help but appreciate her cleavage, because no matter how useless a bitch is, if she’s still got tits, she’s good enough for me to post pictures of…..and that is my weakness and I hate myself for letting myself get won over so easily….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Kim Kardashian

2010

19

Feb

Ashlee Simpson’s Mom Ass Feeds the Meter of the Day

I guess it was a slow day in celebrity sluts being sluts because everywhere I look I see these Ashlee Simpson’s mom ass in tight jeans feeding the meter and I don’t fucking get it. Maybe people are into the way the pants hug her cunt, or maybe they like that she looks like she’s wearing a wig cuz they have a bald girl fetish cuz bald girls are always fun to cum all over, or maybe they like the leader of the suburban mall emo girl even though suburban mall emo girls are fucking annoying even when they suck your dick with their pierced tongue, or maybe they like knowing a baby has passed through this young body proving that she fucks, or that her she has a hot sister and faggot husband, or they like flat ass or maybe they just miss her recording career she thought she could pull off cuz her sister did. I just know they bore me….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Ass|Meter|Pussy Huggin'

2010

19

Feb

Penelope Cruz is the Nose I Want to Fuck of the Day

Girls with big noses are usually scary, monster looking bitches who can’t suck my dick proper because my dick’s so small that I had to ask the doctor if it was actually a dick.

They only get the tip in their mouth before bumpin against my pubic wall, embarrassing all parties involved, except me, because I have no shame. I just spin it on them having the birth defect and not me, even if I know that’s not entirely true, but unlike Tiger Woods, I don’t admit to my shortcomings, I spin them in a way that I come out on top and bitch ends up stripping to save up enough money to get a nose job….

Penelope Cruz on the other hand, is hot despite the big nose that may be physically unable to suck my dick, because that doesn’t matter, as we’ll never have to cross that road….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nose|Penelope Cruz

2010

19

Feb

Kristen Stewart Looks Inbred of the Day

I don’t understand all the hype behind this greasy, saggy eyed, inbred lookin’ trash, unless it comes from teenage girls, because teenage girls aren’t the ones jerking off to her. I get that Twilight was the biggest fucking thing in the history of the universe before Avatar flooded it out and I get that perverts like to get off to things they think teenage girls are getting off to, so when the popularity of the shit went thru the roof, I got it, but I didn’t get when I started hearing people make references to this bitch as being hot, because I know hot and this isn’t it. I even know moderate hot, fuckable, decent lookin’ and the only thing this bitch has is that she looks too retarded to tell on you if you raped her in the barn like you were her dad. It just proves that America is retarded and millions of marketing dollars can convince us to think pretty much anything. Whether it’s about polluting our ears with Lady Gaga, our bodies with fast food, our minds with celebrity gossip, we are just a bunch of fucking suckers….so here are some pictures of Kristen Stewart for you idiots who think she’s hot to realize she’s really is just a groggy lookin’ mess…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Inbred|Kristen Stewart|Ugly

2010

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email….

We have not seen you in awhile, the last time you logged in was Never.

I thought it was funny because it reminded me of something a vagina would email you if a vagina had a mind of its own and could type cuz you don’t get laid…and never get to log yourself into the fucking thing…

Yeah – that was a stretech and here is another stretch in the form of my stepLINKS….

How to: Put Your Fat Kid to Work
GO

This Slut is Going to Rehab in 3…2…1
GO

Ali Lohan: Street Walker
GO

Marty’s Angels: The 10 Hottest Women From Scorsese Films
GO

The 50 Hottest Models of All Time
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Because a Hot Slut Will More Than Likely Keep You From Putting a Bullet in Your Head Tonight, So You Can Drink Yourself to Death Tomorrow
GO

Christina Hendrick’s Tits Will Save the World
GO

World Record Kick to the Balls – VIDEO
GO

The World Famous Bushman of San Francisco!
(This Guy Rules!)
GO

Ahh Japan, Why is Everything You Do So Amazing – VIDEO
GO

Halle Berry Panty Upskirt Throwback
GO

I Wanna Bang Elisabetta Canalis and I’m Sure You Do Too
GO

Extreme Anal Fisting – VIDEO
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

I Don’t Know What Drugs This Cat is On, But I Want Some – VIDEO
GO

Flavor Flav is Walking After School Special About Why People Need to Use Birth Control of Any Sort
GO

Man Versus Windmill – VIDEO
GO

Pole Dance Mishap of the Day – VIDEO
GO

Tracy Morgan is Amazing – VIDEO
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Some Amateurs to Fantasize About
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Nikki and Winter Get It On
GO

Bar Rafaeli is Lookin Smoking!
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Well Hey There Blondie
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Check Out Rihanna in This Video
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Jay Z is Not Amused – VIDEO
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A Day on the Fucking Machine
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As If Solving Rubiks Cubes Wasn’t Already Hard Enough – VIDEO
GO

Janice Dickinson is Disgusting
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Heidi Montag Wants to Get Her tits Bigger, For Fuck Sakes
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Dita Von Teese Has A Sexy Show In Italy
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Slut Gets Knocked Out in the Ring
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Rachel Brownsword is Topless
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Liza is On the Rock.Naked
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Ridiculous American Apparel Panty Photoshoot VIdeo
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Follow Me You Assholes!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Nipples in a Skimpy Outfit of the Day

I know. Seeing Pam Anderson modeling for her boring played out homo club kid friend after all these years never gets old, but she does. Seriously, her body, no matter how hard she tries to keep it up to date, it just keeps falling short, but I guess gay people are just drawn to how fun and famous she is and don’t care that she looks like a fuckin dude as her feminity slowly drips out of her in her final periods, if anything they celebrate that dry pussy shit….

The sad news is that I’d still suck the hepatitis out of her dirty used up pussy, but that’s not saying much for Pam Anderson, it’s just saying a whole lot about me.

Bonus – Some Amanda Lepore Nipple for the Weird Tranny Lovers….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Menopause|Model|old|Pam Anderson|Tit

2010

18

Feb

Underage Sex Party with a Cop of the Day

You can’t be mad at this guy, I mean he’s just taking advantage of his job and maximizing the perks. Seriously, we don’t pay cops enough for them to not have cocaine fueled underage sex parties. I mean that’s the only incentive for being a cop….

Posted in:corrupt cops|Police|Underage Sex Party

2010

18

Feb

Dakota Fanning Didn’t Grow Up So Cute of the Day

This shit fucks me up. Not in a bad way. It just one of those kids told she’s so talented and cute in her childhood that she develops an ego, cuz really 90 percent of kids are so cute and talented in their childhood, making them fun to watch in movies and on TV, because people get all warm and fuzzy watching kids, while some people get a little too warm and fuzz watching kids, like my priest back in Mexico, or my foster parents, or the school bus driver, baseball coach and grade 4 teacher who singled me out cuz I was not that popular and couldn’t speak english well enough to tell on them…but that’s not the point, the point is puberty turns kids into the ugly people, so many of the cute girls from my elementary school turned ugly like they were destined to be, that we all overlooked cuz they were too busy making us all laugh spitting up on themselves and fucking up their lines in the Christmas pageant…accidentally feeding their egos, only to have the harsh reality turn them into drug addicts…good times….

So here’s Dakota Fanning, the bitch who sounded 40 when she was 6 who we were all told was the one to watch, when really she was just a tool her mother used to live vicariously thru….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|Ugly