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2010

01

Feb

Brandy Wearing Very Little Clothes of the Day

These pictures of Brandy dressed half naked and showing off her monster head is my first post to celebrate Black History month which is a lot better than last year’s effort of trying to raise money to get some airfare to get Aids in Africa, which didn’t work out too well because I only raised 60 dollars. I ended up using it on some toothless french Canadian hooker with rash instead, who had nothing to do with black history month, but she did smell like fried chicken, but that’s just a tired black stereotype I’m bored of, so it doesn’t count…

This February’s gonna be different, I am just gonna focus on watching black on blonde porn and hanging with my black friends and here’s Brandy slutting it up because slutting it up is all she has left and slutting it up worked out pretty well for her brother who landed TV shows for fucking…so maybe it’ll help turn her shit around and that’s enough of this post.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Brandy|cleavage|Half Naked

2010

01

Feb

Kim Kardashian in Some Tight Pants of the Day

Disgusting pig of a woman Kim Kardashian was spotted walking down the street pretending she worked out cuz she does this whole fake staying fit lie that her body can’t really keep…but rockin’ workout gear and a protein shake that she didn’t get from suckin’ off a black dude showed some nice effort, because I guess she’s got nothing better to do with herself….

The funny in these pictures is that the dude sitting on the sideline doesn’t give a fuck about Kardashian…and bitch is in leggings and he’s got the ideal fucking view of all she has going from her…but just doesn’t even notice or stare with his dick in his hand like you would be doing, because I guess she’s got more sex appeal when she’s not stinking up the street next to you…..

Sure, it’s possible that he’s gay, and woman ass deosn’t excite him so he doesn’t check it out when it walks by, but I think fags would be the ones cumming their panties over the shit, jumping up and down screaming like little Asian girls at the New Kids on the Block concert, because Kim Kardashian is a tranny who has made it….

Either way, here are some pictures from the front….which is too bad because Kardashian is only acceptable when staring at her booty in amazement..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tights

2010

01

Feb

Drunken Mother of the Day

I don’t know what is worse, the fact that this woman went to grab a drink so she parked the kid outside the bar while she took a minute to unwind, or the fact that the bar didn’t sell to her. Seriously, who the fuck are they to decide who deserves to drink, what right do they have to involve themselves in their customer’s life and judge them. Society has gone soft. I remember an era when people didn’t care what you did with your kids cuz they are your fuckin’ kids to do what you want with them and now everyone fuckin’ meddles….assholes need to let us drink when we want to drink and fuck when we want to fuck and beat our kids when we want to beat our kids.

Posted in:Drunk|Mom

2010

01

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

It turns out that not only is Ashley Tisdale still ugly, but she also has a big vagina. Sure I’ve never seen her really tall dude’s cock before, but based on logic, shit would look pretty fucking small if it was anything under 12 inches long, and that means Ashley Tisdale’s little frame takes it all in her like it aint a fuckin’ thing….meaning your sexual fantasies about her should end right now, cuz her pussy will be about as snug on your dick as her ugly jean shorts are on ugly legs…and the real issue in all this is that bitch is a victim of positive re-inforcement. This dude tells her how hot she is and how great she is because she knows it isn’t true but likes hearing it and he know she’s insecure and can offer her the real good life. Her parents do the same for the same reasons, making her live in this little bubble I wish someone close to her would pop, so that she deals with the fact that she’s ugly, useless and not talented by self medicating like she was Lohan…or the stripper my friend recently hired to fuck for 100 dollars.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2010

01

Feb

Victoria Beckham on the Beach of the Day

Victoria Beckham was on the beach and she did what any mother of 3 should do and that was stay the fuck out of a bikini. Sure this bitch is skinny and has fake tits and in theory would be decent to see half naked like any stripper, but the truth is that any girl is good to see half naked no matter how meaty, destroyed, plastic or cold and dead their pussy is, or no matter how fat they are….because in the best case situation we can jerk off to them and best case we can laugh at them…

God knows why she’s rockin an Independent Truck Company hat, but can only assume it is because she’s taken up skateboarding and that’s all I have to say about that….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Beach|Victoria Beckham

2010

01

Feb

Katy Perry Knows What She’s Good for of the Day

My life is like a really shitty CD on repeat. I don’t even know if I should write about Katy Perry dressed like a mermaid for her stripshow that doesn’t involve stripping, but is equally as humiliating and takes the same level of shamelessness to exploit herself and because every day she goes out there, it’s pretty clear to all of us that she’s a fucking joke, so I guess it is only fitting that she staged being engaged with Russell Brand, a homosexual comedian in on her joke, but at least she brought out her tits, cuz that almost takes away with the fact that she’s an ugly, useless, annoying piece of shit, proving that tits do save the world, lets just hope they don’t save her world, cuz if I get polluted by her shitty songs again this summer, I will probably kill myself, and I’d rather it be her than me, even if my life is shitty, I’m not ready for it to end yet….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Katy Perry|Tits

2010

01

Feb

Some Prison Erotica of the Day

Since I know you have a hard time getting laid or finding any human contact that I know you crave so much, you can always get yourself arrested, cuz with being arrested comes prison rape….I don’t know if this is serious or a joke but I am going with serious and it is pretty fucking descriptive and I don’t think that is a good thing…I just know if I was a gay dude, prison would be like a fucking dream….

Posted in:erotica|Prison Rape

2010

01

Feb

Some People at the Grammy Awards of the Day

The best thing about the Grammy Awards was not watching them. I admit that I used to find it entertaining to watch years ago. It was partially in hopes something crazy would happen, but that was because I had nothing better to do with myself, not that I do now, but I did have a TV with one TV Channel and that shit was all that was on….I also didn’t waste my days writing about these idiots, so now, I stay away from letting them pollute my downtime…It is also pretty obvious that it is just a bullshit marketing campaigns masked as an award show…but I did see Pink’s naked and dripping wet falling from the skylike she was in the circus and if she didn’t look like a dude, shit woulda been good enough to jerk of to…seriously whatever is going on here reminds me of when there was a fire drill when I was showering (it does happen sometimes) and I was forced to run outside naked with only enough time to grab my wife’s novelty sequined panties, which made for quite a scene when I realized my life wasn’t at risk and everyone in the building pointed and laughed, only I’m substantially less muscular and have better cleavage but here are some of the other sluts who attented the shit…and if you’re expecting these to turn you on, you’re wasting your fucking time, and you’re better off going to a pornsite or a stripclub cuz this shit is boring…but here they are anyway….cuz

Marisa Miller was Boring Doing Her One Pose that She Always Does cuz She is a One Trick Pony….

Kayley Cuoco Killed John Ritter…..and Now She Killed the Red Carpet….

Olivia Munn’s Quest to be Famous is Finally Getting Her Botttom Feeding Ass to Award Shows…Bottom Feeding to the Fucking Top…

Heidi Klum Brought Some Interracial Erotica with Her….

I’d Still Fuck Fergie…I Don’t Care How Big Her Cock Is…I Can Take It…

The Pants on the Ground Dude was Invited Proving that American Idol is a big fucking deal or that the Grammy Awards Aren’t….

The Situation Had the Hottest Tits of the Night….

Overall, it loked like a seriosuly shitty night….thank god I am too insignificant to get invited to these events….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:celebrities|Grammy Awards

2010

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I wonder how many of you find the girl in this picture hot….more importantly…I wonder why I am drunk on my computer and not drunk getting lap dances from college girls who don’t realize giving poor, fat, Mexican dudes lap dances is disgusting, wrong or humiliating because they are too drunk to manage themselves…I guess I could switch things up and take this drunk elsewhere…and that’s what I am going to do…cuz we only have one life…let’s make history…or just get drunk and forget I was ambitious for that short amount of time….I just tried to convince my wife to do more drugs with me because we dont do enough drugs together and because I need financing and she said no….now my weekend plans are shot….what are you doing? Don’t answer cuz I really don’t care…I feel like I may have fucked the chemicals in my brain when huffing crazy glue earlier today…I’m gonna go die now….Cuddles…

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Here are my stepLINKS….

Best Strip Club Commercial
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Sorry Nicole Richie But DIE
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Ali Larter’s Vagina Says Wassssup
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Some Nicole Scherzinger Because She is Falling Off the Radar Faster Than You Can Read This
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Because a Virgin Like You Can’t Get Any From Elsewhere
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Kristen Bell’s Hottest Pics
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The iPad is a Fucking Comedy – VIDEO
(This is Awesome)
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UK Britain’s Got Talent Judge Amanda Holden Upskirt Panty Peek
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kanya West Says Fuck Yo’ Coloring Book!
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Some Facebook Fail Makes Me Feel Better About My Shitty Life
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You Know What? I like the Trashier Leighton Meester Better
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25 People Kicked In The Nuts
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Some Behind the Scenes Beyonce
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Kim Kardahian Says No to Fur….Unless It’s Draped Around Her Neck
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We Are All Finally Going to Get to See Lohan’s Rack
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I’d Be Into Watching Lady Caca and Angelina Jolie Get It On
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I Wish Olivia Wildes Dress Was a Little Lower Cut
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Jimmy Kimmel Keeps Beating the Dead Horse That Is This Late Night Drama and I Love It
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What’s That on Kate Hudson’s Face
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Candice Swanepoel Gallery
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Even Hitler Has Something to Say About the iPad
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And That’s Why Fucking Losers Shouldn’t Ride Motor Bikes Together – VIDEO
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Liquor Store tit Flash
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Lesbian Pussies and a Double Headed Dildo
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How To: Clean a Moving Sidewalk – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmmmm Chocolate
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Jow Jackson is a Fucking Idiot
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Ferigies Ass is Gettin’ Retarded in Here!
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Now That’s Some Tits and Pussy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Penny For Your Thoughts – GALLERY
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I Wanna Do All Sorts of Naughty Things to Abby
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Madelyn and Marie
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Ashley’s Got a Big Rack
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Why Hello Paula!
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Shawna in Purple
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Taylor Swift is Leggy
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Michael Lohan May As Well Get His Own Cell in County Jail
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WTF is Monkey Punching? – VIDEO
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Pac Man Room Illusion – VIDEO
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Hey There Blondie
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BONUS – How I Had Sex With At Least 150 Women….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

29

Jan

Kelis Cameltoe Pictures of the Day

I never understood the whole horse fetish . I remember I came across the shit years ago, where motherfuckers had these leather harnesses that looked like horse heads, they’d have horsetail buttplugs, and shit was a huge thing, like we lived in a time before the automobile, when your horse and a native were the only thing you had to fuck when crossing the frontier in search for gold…

I also never understood these hipster idiot club kids who wore fetish gear in public like it was stylish or shocking or some shit because it just looks stupid and I sure as hell don’t get what Kellis is doing here, it’s like she’s some kind of princess from another planet but shit looks like a fucking joke….what I do get though is cameltoe, cuz all that there is to that is a pussy big enough to each whatever clothing a bitch is wearing…and here are the weird pics…

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Cameltoe|club kid|Kelis