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2010

04

Feb

Lucy Lawless Sex Scene in Spartacus of the Day

Rememeber Lucy Lawless….of course you do…I don’t know why I bothered asking that, when I know as you make your weapons for simulated battles in the park, you know the catapult, and the fucking lance and other Braveheart shit that prevents you from seriosuly getting laid, you always fall back on Lucy Lawless to guide, to show you the way and to make you feel loved when you are in the process of making love to yourself. As a virgin loser, you are loyal to your fantasies, as much as you are loyal to you videogames, you comic books and your fake god that guides you into battle every Sunday afternoon….so you’ll like this, if not for seeing tits but for the idea that in the era of Spartacus you had slaves service you before fucking, reminding us how conservative and shitty we’ve become…

Via – Whoever made the show Spartacus and TotallyCrap for posting it.

Posted in:Lucy Lawless|Sex Scene

2010

04

Feb

Loredana Jolie Ferriolo is a Tiger Woods Mistress With Fat Tits of the Day

This is another one of the Tiger Woods’ mistresses on European TV and she’s got ridiculous tits.

I am pretty fucking surprised that people are still talking about Tiger Woods, or caring what he does in his spare time, if motherfucker was a rapist pill-popping alocholic and still played a good game of golf, it’s actually makes motherfucker even more impressive a player…not that that is the case, but seriously, who fucking cares….If I was him, I woulda been doing the same thing a hell of a lot longer and people need to leave him the fuck alone, cuz marriage is a life-sentence for all parties involved, only for Tiger’s wife, her life-sentence pays for the good life, making her work harder to keep him happy…since the billions of dollars are his, I think dude should be allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants….like European TV, which unlike conservative American shit, posts titties, cuz titties are fucking part of life and should be on TV..and here are the mistresses tits….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:cleavage|Loredana Jolie Ferriolo|Tits|Whore

2010

04

Feb

Lindsay Lohan Porn of the Day

I don’t know about you, but there’s something really fucking erotic about a girl who lives in a fucking disgusting mess of shit. It’s like nothing says good mother like piles of dirty clothes, old rotting food and really who wants to fuck a bitch who is a girl who is going to be a good mother. That’s the kind of girl you marry, not the kind of girl you date rape after meeting in a club…so there is nothing more than I’d like to do right now than strip down and roll around in Lohan’s accumulation of stuff….I’m warning you, this video is fucking hot.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Porn

2010

04

Feb

Jessica Jane Clement Shows Off Her Body of the Day

This is some UK bitch who was on some reality show, who claims she’s a Glamour Model, a profession they should re-named “insecure girls with fake tits and shitty tattoos who are willing to show off their bodies in cheesy pictures some shitty photographer takes of them in hopes they’ll get noticed and shit will take them to the top cuz it’s all they have going for them”, but I guess it doesn’t have the same ring to it….here she is in some shoot…and I wouldn’t mind cumming inside her in exchange for false promises of giving her a big break…

Posted in:Bikini|Jessica-Jane Clement|Tits

2010

04

Feb

Amanda Seyfried in Big Love of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is damaged goods to me. Not because she’s getting fucked in this clip, if anything that’s her only redeeming factor, you see cuz the second a bitch does those shitty fucking hollywood Hallmark card type movies I want to shoot myself in the face after seeing the trailer for, I have a hard time thinking of them in the way I like to look at woman and that’s as the whores they are even if she sacrificed her career, herself and our love by whoring herself for money by doing these movies, because that’s not the fun kind of whoring….

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|Big Love

2010

04

Feb

Ginger Spice Showin’ Off Some Bra of the Day

I like to think that Ginger Spice is holding onto whatever she had 15 years ago when she was just a chubby busty nude model becoming a Spice Girl you probably used to jerk off to….but the reality is that she probably doesn’t give a fuck about those days, or the attention she got, because all she has to do is look at her bank account and remember those years of whoring actually paid off even though she would have done it for free because being a whore is just in her blood, and even as a monther in her 40s, she can’t help but gie a glimpse of that…but maybe next time she should do it with a little more dick in her mouth.
or maybe she doesn’t give a fuck about that chubby, busty pussy she once was, and

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Geri Halliwell|Ginger Spice|See Thru

2010

04

Feb

Zoe Saldana’s Hard Nipples of the Day

The funny thing about Zoe Saldana is that her virgin loser fans have no real interest in her. Their sexual fantasies, masturbation, sex toys and pictures of her that they jerk off to of her are all when she’s in her Avatar state, all blue skinned, tall and busty.

Sure I don’t get how dudes get off to cartoons, but they do and she knows it, so it’s like she’s only wearing this wife-beater with hard nipples to get some male attention for herself, because she’s lost her sex appeal to a cartoon version of herself, and that makes for some fucked up psychological issues, as girls normally compete with each other in terms of getting dudes to jerk off to their facebook profiles, and rarely do they compete with themselves and just writing this confuses the fuck out of me….and I don’t even know why I am writing it because this isn’t the bitch you want, you want the 3-D alien. Fucked up…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hard Nipple|Zoe Saldana

2010

04

Feb

Eliza Dushku Wears Boyfriend Jeans of the Day

I hear this Boyfriend term all the fucking time lately. Every magazine, every TV show, every shitty website mentions the fukcing shit, and all I see is over-sized, ill-fitting, not so hot clothes. Sure, it’s nice to pretend the whore is wearing the jeans to prevent her from being judged when doing the walk of shame, cuz she had a bit too much to drink the night before and let her vagina go on a little adventure, but the truth is shit’s just ugly and fantasies take too much work, I like shit given to me in the form of pictures, so that I don’t have to use my imagination for shit….plus if these were actually her boyfriend’s jeans, they’d be a hell of a lot more ridiculous looking, see Rick Fox is a big black man, and she’s a little white girl who likes having her vagina destroyed by massive athlete cock, so it’s safe to say she needs to wear these baggy jeans, cuz her mangled cunt is all bandaged up and meaty as fuck and doesn’t fit into her regular skinny jeans….and who really cares…she looks like shit.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Boyfriend|Eliza Dushku

2010

04

Feb

Stephanie Pratt in a Short Tight Dress of the Day

I know Stephanie Pratt isn’t a real celebrity, she’s just on a shitty MTV show that I am hoping gets cancelled really fucking soon, because it’s polluted the entertainment industry, something that was once seemingly luxurious and classy, only to become the set of Jerry Springer, filled with fucking idiots with too much money and too much ego who don’t realize that they have no fucking talent and really don’t deserve to be much more than the Walmart cashier, or the hostess at an all you can eat asian buffet, or married to some rich dude and that they’ve pretty much just won the fucking lottery…because they really are barely middle of the road….and here she is showing off some leg is some shitty prom dress that hugs her ugly body more awkwardly than I used to hug hookers back when I felt lonely…..but at least she has leg cuz leg has the ability to make me forget all that is wrong with a woman….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Dress|Stephanie Pratt

2010

04

Feb

Rihanna Finger Bangs Herself on Stage of the Day

These pictures would have been a lot hotter 4 years ago, when Rihanna just started out, when she didn’t have a dyke haircut or 20 pounds she gained while living and eating the American dream. A time when she didn’t look like a chick who still thinks she’s a smaller size, who’s pants are topped out, and who needs to unbutton the shit after she has a bite to eat cuz there’s no more fucking room in them, as she’s really putting them through the test to see just how much abuse the fucking things can take. A time when we didn’t know she was a little cry baby bitch who is quick to call the cops over small domestic disputes, a warning sign that she’s the pussy you gotta stay away from…a firecracker who you can’t predict and who can take you the fuck down any fucking time she wants…the kind of girl who smashes her face against a frying pan to tell the authorities it was you to seriously fuck you up and here she is grabbing her pussy, doing a little over the pants finger bang like she was a 14 year old boy trying to get play with the girl down the street, something I’d think she should be doing the rest of her life for sexual satisfaction as she’s a red flag, but guys are fucking idiots who don’t care that a girl’s level of crazy will get them arrested but just care about a girl’s willing pussy….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Fat Ass|Pussy Grab|Rihanna