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2010

25

Jan

AnnaLynne McCord Fakes Caring About Haiti of the Day

With every Natural Disaster or Tragedy comes a handful of motherfuckers who actually care…like Paul Haggis who was doing work in Haiti before the earthquake and who held a brunch for his Hollywood friends to manipulate them into donating. Then there are the people who didn’t know they cared but realized that they do because it either affects people they know or it happened at a time in their life where it just affects them. Then there’s the fucking bullshit, self absorbed idiots, who have never done anything except for themselves and their egos, who only care because it makes them look good or draws attention to their almost useless celebrity, who figures going to a big Director like Paul Haggis’ house may help her get work down the line like Annalynne McCord.

On a sidenote AnnaLynne McCord must have pulled some strings, or a seat freed up, or she snuck the fuck in and they let her stay cuz she was showing off her nipples, because the flyer she is advertising says “Artists” on it. I guess she’s happy to have finally been grouped as an “Artist”, it’s like her career has finally peaked. She’s made it. Someone other than her has bundled her in with “Artists” even though she is anything but an artist..she just wants to be one and I guess that’s just another example of how Hollywood is ego stroking bullshit….

Pics via Bauer
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Haiti

2010

25

Jan

Lohan Behind the Scenes of her Muse Photoshoot of the Day

I have not seen a celebrity milk a photoshoot as much as Lohan has with this Muse hipster art fag bullshit. This shit seems to come up every week, whether it’s the published pics, the outtakes or the video, it just never seems to go away. Maybe it is because it is the only thing she has done with her career in the last few years, I mean other than making a shitty lesbian DJ famous and fake saving babies in Africa, both things totally uninteresting when all we want to see is her tits in a sheer outfit, crawling around and whoring out and here are some pictures from the behind the scenes….unless this is from an unrelated waste of time event where lohan wore a sheer leotard….

Posted in:Leotard|Lohan|Sheer

2010

25

Jan

Public Sex of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on with this video, but it reminds me a lot of my sex life. Not because I speak a different language, or because I travel the world seeing weird shit, or because I fuck bitches on roof tops, but because I spend a good part of the last 5 years trying to spy on as many people as I can fucking. I’ve seen people fuck by sneaking in the dark room, I’ve seen the shit from hotel room windows, I’ve seen it in parks and it’s always been fucking amazing….

In this video you’ve got what looks like a group of tourists doing doggy on some tourist attraction and the bitch, like all bitches who fucks me doesn’t seem to be too into it and the highlight of the shit is when homie smells his fingers.

Posted in:Immigrants|Public Sex

2010

25

Jan

Jennifer Hudson Does the Grimace on the Beach of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jennifer Hudson in a bikini proving that just because your whole family got murdered in some gutter housing project crime, doesn’t mean you can’t have fun spending your hollywood money on a luxury vacation, because let’s face it, you weren’t the one gunned down in the housing project, you got your shit together and made something of yourself…you can’t feel guilty about getting out of that shit while leaving them all behind to get gunned down in a housing project. They coulda tried out for American Idol too, no one was stoppin’ them….

See it’s a survival of the fittest situation and based on Hudson’s body she may not be the fittest, but she always wins out on at the all you can eat buffet and that’s gotta count for something….on a sidenote though, I always thought she was a lot fatter than my wife and it turns out that she’s not, forcing me to come to terms with the fact that my wife is fatter than Jennifer Hudson…I’ll be back in a minute, I’m just going to go try to kill myself and fail because I never succeed at anything, even suicide…..

And here she is doing the Grimace….

Pics via INF

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Jennifer Hudson|Purple

2010

25

Jan

Miranda Kerr Lookin Good During Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day



I assume the creative director at Victoria’s Secret is gay because they brought Miranda Kerr down to the beach but kept her fully clothed.
Any straight dude would be too busy setting up private meetings in their hotel room to discuss the inspiration of the shoot, you know getting her stripped down naked and explaining to her that she is replaceable no matter how much you like her look, making her understand that she’s going to have to really step up and get edgier because corporate’s getting bored of her, leading you to take some hot amateur porn pics of her, because she’s desperate to keep the best gig in modeling leaving you with one hand on the camera and the other jerking off all over her face….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Hot|Legs|Miranda Kerr|Tits

2010

25

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Paddle Surfs in a Bikini of the Day

Some people save up their money all year to get the chance to go on some really shitty, yet affordable All Inclusive resort. The kind of 2 star resort that has shittier conditions thatn Haiti. I’m talking run down, filled with racist trailer trash, with hepatitis ice cubes in the watered down drinks, only to get diarhea the first day of your trip and all your worldly possessions stolen the second day and a horrible sun burn the third day, setting you up for the worst fucking trip in history, but you won’t admit it because you saved all your money to go on this shit and there’s no way you’ll admit you had a bad time.

Other people get paid 5 times your yearly salary to do a photoshoot in the nice islands that don’t smell like AIDS, that also includes 5 star accommodations, gourmet meals and everything else that you could imagine on you dream vacation….because those people look like Alessandra Ambrosio and not like your wife or any of the trash that has let you put your dick in them. Life is unfair, get over it….

Here she is doing a little paddle surfing…..cuz she’s clearly a faggot….you know since paddle surfing was invented by faggots for faggots like Fubu but less black…even though the only people I knew who ever wore Fubu were white poor kids who got made when I’d tell them shit was made for black people…but you get what I mean….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Paddle Surf

2010

25

Jan

J.Lo’s Fat Ass Drinks By the Pool with the Kids of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jenny from the Block keeping it hood by drinking with her kids poolside. This is the kind of shit the housing projects are made of. Seriously, all it’s missing is her hand halfway down her pants grabbing her dicks telling her kid to come sit on her lap, before freaking the fuck out when the kid says no, and beating the fuck out of it, I saw Precious, I know how it works….

Here she is in a robe….and at least 4 pairs of SPANX trying to contain her disgusting….and protect it from the outside world…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Drinking|J.Lo|kids|Poolside

2010

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

If youre not too busy jerking off to George Clooney’s Jerk Off Session for Haiti, Here are my stepLINKS

Remember to Add Me To Facebook You Assholes
GO

If Gemma Massey Isn’t a Great Way to Start the Weekend, I Don’t Know What Is
GO

Amy Winhouse’s Ex Husband Is Into Tranny’s That Look Just Like His Ex Wife Which Either Makes Him a Homo Or Amy Winhouse a Man, I Haven’t Decided Yet
GO

Because It’s The Weekend and Well, Why Not?
GO

Blake Lively’s Hottest Pics
GO

Drea De Matteo and Her Bikini Say Hello
GO

If You Find Lost As Fucking Confusing As I Do
GO

Heidi Montage Plastic Surgery Timeline
GO

UK BIG BROTHER Karly Ashworth Leaked Nude Pics
GO

Elisabetta Canalis is Like a Walfare Cindy Crawford
GO

Jesus Wants You Do to the Sanctified Slide
GO

I’d Rather Look at Jesus Luz’s Brazilian Dick Than a Close Up of Madonna’s Face, and No, That Doesn’t Make Me a Fag
GO

25 Clever Exam Answers
GO

Stripfilm of the Day
GO

Kanya and Amber Rose Tell Peta To Go Fuck Themselves Without Saying a Word
GO

How About Zoe Zaldana’s Nipples
GO

Celebrity Jersey Shore Impressions
GO

And Today, In This is Our Future
GO

Kristen Stewert is Looking Trashy
GO

Kesha Has a Really Gross Man Face and I Hate It
GO

Rock Band Chicks Inthe Underwear
GO

Liv Loses Her Dress
GO

Bikini Faceplant
GO

Frat Sluts Get It On
GO

Audrey Bitoni Wants to Get Fucked
GO

And That’s Why You Don’t Rollerskate off a Roof
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Let’s Lez Out
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Someone Wants to Kill Kim Kardashian
GO

34 Best Ever Nipslips
GO

Who Wants to See Nudists
GO

Gotta Love Bryci
GO

Why The Fuck Did Hayden Panty Airs Color Her Hair Red?
GO

And More Lezzies!! Yes!!
GO

Veronika in White
GO

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

Meet Mary Castro
GO

Bianca Beauchamp is Taking a Romp in the Hay
GO

Playboy Babe – Michaela Grauke
GO

Soccer Holligan Throwdown – VIDEO
GO

Who’s Stripping For Haiti
GO

And There’s 2 More Girls Getting It On
GO

Martha Stewert Pole Dance
GO

And Pee Wee Herman is BACK!!!
GO

Brought to you by the girl who can take two bananas and her husband who’s camera only records for 30 seconds cuz he’s trash…

And the Drunk Girl Who Eats the Tequila Worm….and her over excited loser friends who find it gross…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

22

Jan

Britney Spears in Her Dick Shirt of the Day

I guess Britney Spears loves dick so much she decided to wear it on her t-shirt….see we understand the subtlty of shitty ironic t-shirts…so we get what Britney and her sweaty sloppy self is trying to tell us…the issue of whether we want to give her want she wants really comes down to the condition of her pussy cuz based the rest of her, you may have some scrubbing to do….not that that would really stop me…this is Britney Spears we’re dealing with…she’s one of those things you rawdog under any circumstance…including AIDS…I figure if Homeless dudes can live with the disease for decades…it can’t be that bad….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Pig

2010

22

Jan

Shitty Mistress of the Day

Some Mistress was mad that her married boyfriend went back to his wife. She put up billboards to embarrass the guy who is a pretty big player and involved in US politics and I’ll I have to say is that dude should not have been dating a sister. Black girls are fucking insane….and as a black man dude should have been aware of that…I can think of a few places this bitch could have better spent her money than on her own selfish needs and ego cunt behavior….Like Haiti. Greedy fucking pig.

When bitches get down with married men who they know are married they are playing with fire and it excites them – when they try to throw it back in your face and ruin you because of it they are just straight up cunts. I will never understand the way a woman thinks or how she thinks this is cool or going to accomplish anything…she just looks like a desperate twat who I hope never gets dick again.

This is just another reminder that if you are going to cheat on your wife, be smart about it and fuck an escort. Don’t fuck a girl who you know, or who you work with, no matter how badly you want to get inside her. Don’t fuck someone in your neighborhood or who knows your wife. Don’t even fuck anyone who can find you on Facebook. Fuck a whore. It is their job. That is what they do. It will never get out, unless you’re a pussy who needs to confess out of guilt because you want an honest relationship, in which case just don’t fucking cheat, it’s gonna cause headaches like this shit.

Here’s more on the story , if you care

Posted in:Adultery|Cunt|Infidelity|Mistress|Shitty