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2010

20

Jan

Gillian Cooke Brings the Bobsled Porn of the Day

Here’s British Olympic bobsled team member Gillian Cooke flashing the world her ass because her bobsled outfit isn’t quite as strong as her hunger to win….I don’t really know shit about Winter Olympic athletes because women athletes look like fuckin’ dudes to begin with and I can only expect when they are at the Olympic level their vaginas are actually testicles, cuz if you check out the legs on this bitch, it’s safe to say she doesn’t get too much cock, unless the cock is from someone else on her team, cuz the average man is scared of this shit unless they live this shit and I guess what it all comes down to is flashing your ass on TV accidentally is classic comedy, I’m talking 3 Stooges shit so who cares what she looks like and just laugh at her instead….

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2010

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

This is the post of the day where I write eventful shit about what happened to me either while drunk last night or during the day. You know exciting shit, but since it is winter and I am hibernating in my diseased shithole I call home, I got nothing to say…other than not enough hot young half naked girls have added my new facebook profile and I miss looking at all the half naked girls I once had on my facebook before they destroyed it. I think I may have syphilis partially because a girl I banged last year recently died of it like we were in the 1700s or some shit, you know keeping it vintage, but also because I pee fire I just haven’t googled to see if that is a symptom….
Either way…..


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Here are my stepLINKS….

Stacy Kiebler is a Soccer Hottie
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Seriously, Somebody Needs to Smack the Shit Out of This Little Idiot From Tokio Hotel
GO

Because Whores Don’t Just Hang Out On the Corner Anymore
GO

The 10 Hottest Celebrity Virgins
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Britney Spears Basically Commits Credit Card Fraud
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Let’s Shoot Pennies! – Tutorial Video
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Rebecca Gayheart 34B Tit Slip
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Whats a Day Without a Little Bit of Lohan Insanity
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25 Hot Trekkies – GALLERY
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This Idiot Got Glasses Tattooed On His Face – Video
GO

Conan May Be Leaving NBC, But He’s Still Richer Than Tiger Woods Ambien Supplier
GO

Seriously, What the Fuck is Timberland Doing With His Music?! Jesus.
GO

Striptease of the Day 2 for 1
GO

Thank You Notes – Dear Asshole
GO

Ahhahahaha Some Fucking Asshole Died After Watching Avatar
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Yeah I’d Bang Kristen Bell
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KESHA HAS A MAN FACE AND HER MUSIC SUCKS WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK THIS CUNT IS SO GREAT
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man George Lucas Has Gotta Let Star Wars Go. For Fuck Sakes
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And MORE Pants on the Ground
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And More Dancing On American Idol – VIDEO
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Jennifer Aniston is So Desperate Its Gross
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Jump Through Glass At a Police Station
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Fisting Up the Ass
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Slut Fucks a Dildo
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Beatrice in Lingerie
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A Big Titty Gallery
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Amy Winehouse is Getting All Jersey Shore
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Charlotte Mckenna Naked
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Gotta Love a Clean Shaved Pussy
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Meet Kylie – Video
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And More Amanda Bynes Maxim Shrts
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Kali Teases on the Stairs
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Rachel is Busty
GO

Gotta Love Some Black Lingerie
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Nikkie is a Playboy Babe
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Man Heidi Montag Has Really Fucked Up Her Face. Like Big Time. Must Must See.
GO

Nina Dobrev is 21 and Hot
GO

Catherine Zeta-Jones is Older Than You Think
GO

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2010

19

Jan

The Saturdays Performing Without Pants of the Day

The Saturdays may not be a household name to any of us because they are from the UK and no one really gives a fuck about the UK even people who live in the UK but I find myself seriously affected by this girl band….I want to fuck every single one of them at the same time and I hate girls from the UK because they are ugly, but seeing them collectively sucking on stage, humiliating themselves and not caring gives me hope that they have no shame in other aspects of their life like sucking my dick all at the same time even though I don’t have that much dick to go around….and here they are performing without pants…..

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Posted in:Pantsless|The Saturdays

2010

19

Jan

Anderson Cooper is a Hero of the Day

I am hating on CNN after watching it for an entire day with my friend, I think they are candy-coated news, but Anderson Cooper and the doctor are seriously doing good for Haiti and this is an example of motherfucker saving an injured kid, whether it is for his own ego or not doesn’t really matter, he’s there and doing his part and you’re not, so donate if you can, this Haiti shit is fucked up and I’ve been working on adopting a Haitian 18 year old girl, but my efforts have fallen on deaf ears cuz I don’t know who to talk to and apparently asking for one who likes giving blowjobs warrants getting hung up on….but I’m just trying to do my part… desperation is usually the only reason I get laid to begin with so I don’t see what they think the big deal in asking is….either way…crazy video.


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Posted in:Anderson Cooper|Hero

2010

19

Jan

High School Slut of the Day

Here’s a dirty fucking video about a high school girl on video trying to seduce a high school boy by telling him she doesn’t want to be respected, that she likes a big dick, then she goes off on her popsicle sucking the shit, in a way that didn’t happen to me when I was a kid and that doesn’t happen to me now, even whores play harder to get, proving that we were raised in the wrong generation and reminding us that the trashy TV and internet sites are starting to do their part in making the world a much better place. Weird video but just a glimpse into what you are missing out on….


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Posted in:High School|Slut

2010

19

Jan

Serena Williams and her Big Monster Tits of the Day

Serena Williams confuses me because she’s equipped with these monster tits that if you were to see alone, you might get excited about, but unfortunately, they don’t come alone, they come with the rest of her really muscular and monsterous large body.

It’s like if you get with this, your sexuality is definitely as questionable no matter how hard you focus in on her tits bouncing, her gender is questionable cuz we don’t know if she was born with a vagina because her muscles tell us otherwise, and it seems like her dad just decided to sculpt a vagina out of her penis when she was a baby in their basement so that one day she’d be able to pay off the family mortgage when she reached the top of Women’s tennis because she was actually a dude….a sport her dad wanted to dominate because of bitterness that came with being poor black boy they didn’t let in the country club….

Who really knows, I just know this is scary as fuck….

Pics via Fame


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Posted in:Monster|Serena Williams|Tits

2010

19

Jan

Shauna Sand in a See Thru Dress with her Kids of the Day

I didn’t post the pictures of Shauna Sand with her kids in this outfit because a lawyer I know told me that since I link to porn, despite not being a porn site, and really if you jerk off to anything I post, you have serious issues, but still according to the law I am smut and posting pictures of kids on smutty sites will get a motherfucker arrested, and despite your unhealthy love for kids, a love responsible for your job as a bus driver, school teacher, pediatrician, camp councillor, social worker or wherever you creeps work with kids to get access to getting kids on your lap all while parents trust your interest in their kids, like you were Bill Cosby and you were just doing it to help and not to help yourself get off……

But these pictures of “pornstar” Shauna Sand wearing this outfit with her kids, who are probably going to be the most fucked up kids out of Hollywood, giving us something to look forward to in 10 years when they are 18, except that usually kids of whores amount to something more than their trashy, child abusing based soley on the random men who come in and out of the house/her vagina, as well as the constant scary nudity, and trashy public stripper shit that embarrasses and scars……and here are the pics the child services people should use to take her kids away from her…..

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Posted in:Dress|See Thru|Shauna Sand

2010

19

Jan

Mischa Barton’s Tits in Some Movie of the Day

I am willing to give Mischa Barton a little more attention, because despite how fat she’s got the last little while and how shitty her career has gone, I still think she’s got some solid bottom feeding roles ahead of her before she fully gives up, or dies of an overdose and all those roles involve her naked, fucking, using her pussy like a sock puppet, or really just showing off her pussy, cuz I watched the OC and I’m down with seeing her 5 years later, lookin’ 15 years older and substantially more desperate to make money to feed her lifestyle she’s hooked into, hoping maybe getting naked will get her an Oscar, like she was Hilary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry, without realizing she’s cast in American Pie 48 – The Search for Mischa Barton’s Pussy Lip….

Either way, here she is topless in some movie called Assination of a High School President, that I’ve never heard of, but is out on DVD somewhere…


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Posted in:Mischa Barton|Tits

2010

19

Jan

Kim Kardashian and Her Pillow of the Day

I wonder if Kim Kardashian travels with her pillow because she realizes how boring she is and even she can’t stomach spending time with herself. Or maybe she’s traveling with her pillow because it reminds her of her doughy sisters she is accustomed to traveling with. Or maybe this pillow is her lucky charm she takes everywhere with her, you know the same pillow she used in her sex tape with Ray J, the same pillow she smothered her fat face into when she was getting her fat ass stuffed by black cock from behind, the same pillow that gave her the career and celebrity she has today, a pillow she’s holding onto with her life like she is with her career, because she knows her time is limited and that her and her pillow have gone through so much and gone so far humilating her famil before recruiting them into her tacky success together that maybe they’ve got another push still in them…..and she’s not willing to let go to find out if her pillow really is a lucky charm to see if she can do it without her pillow…she’s gonna just keep things status quo until the whole Kardashian thing fizzles up into the pile of shit it clearly is…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pillow|Travel

2010

19

Jan

Latoya Jackson is the Queen of the World of the Day

I have a feeling LaToya Jackson is happy her brother is “dead” or staged his death because all of a sudden she’s become relevant again, not that she was ever really relevant to begin with, unless you consider a stint with Playboy relevant, which you probably do because once a chick gets naked for you, or in pictures you pretend are for you, because it makes cumming easier, it gives her purpose, but I meant in terms of her own self-purpose, see now she’s on talk shows getting interviewed, she’s trying to get on American Idol as a judge, and here she is taking the stage at events and people are actually listening to her and applauding her and she’s probably feeling like she’s at the top of the fucking world and all it took was her brother’s death….something I bet she wished happened many years earlier…when she thinks of all the good times she’s missed out on when she was still worth fucking, before her body started to slowly die when he was still alive…

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Posted in:Latoya Jackson|Queen|RIP MJ